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First for best butt slut
Best Cannibal
If you could ask someone to read one story out loud, which would it be?
>>77485670
>tfw Qrow probably is a shipper himself.
>>77485709
>>77485675
Ruby is best, confirmed.
>>77485722
Gilbert Gottfried.
>>77485722
I volunteer for this.
Almost finished with the first part of the Yang romance story as well.
What have I become
Neo, best girl, etc.
>>77485775
>Based Qrow
>Liking White Rose
Gentlemen of such caliber would never stoop so low
>>77485722
This one.
>>77485838
Neo a Neo!
>>77485722
Wait are you asking who to read a story or what story to be read?
Because if it's the former then Gilbert Gottfried wins every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA
Who the fuck is this "Autumn" Qrow mentioned and what does their "condition" have to do with anything?
Or did I mishear?
>>77485870
Everyone's favorite mute murder midgetmimic
So is Autumn Qrow's wife while also being Summer's sister making Qrow Ruby and Yang's uncle.
And Raven is probably Qrow's sister who married Taiyang
That about sum up that family so far?
>>77485775
>Qrow
>Shipping White Rose.
Then again he has a pathological hatred of Lancaster as well.
>>77485891
Nobody knows
>>77485891
My guess is Summer is alive, albeit sick/wounded/whatever, and using an alias to keep that fact secret.
>>77485910
I have the biggest fear boner
>>77485838
That episode 1 tease, with no more Neo since :(.
>>77485390
horrible monster or not
all women want is a man they can rant to for hours and he hears every word of it
>>77485838
>>77485870
Is it wrong that I want her to step on me?
Not in a sexual way or anything, just make me bow before her while she steps on my back.I don't even like feet, what the hell?
>>77485775
>Qrow warns Ruby to watch out screwing around with Schnees.
>"They real ya in with the heaving chest, sturdy hips, and legs for days. but in the end all they are is trouble."
>Sees Weiss' figure.
>"What is she, funny or something?!"
>>77485824
I nearly fell for the same trap anon
Okay, Qrow has went from "so edgy, it's sad" to "so edgy, it's funny".
>>77485937
>>77485849
So why do people hate WR again, cause it's gay, cause it's popular? Or is it cause so many people try to force it into being canon, when ships are almost never canon, and are meant to be enjoyed regardless of the actually story, using such only as a structure to build more fiction?
I need the comparisons.
>>77486150
>So why do people hate WR again, cause it's gay, cause it's popular?
The VAs said it best.
Oh fuck, I just realized.
>Qrow
>as in Scarecrow
Fuck... Now we need the Cowardly Lion and Dorothy... And possibly Toto.
>>77485838
>So Anon, while you're down there...
>>77486173
The VAs also said Weiss should give Jaune a chance, to be fair.
>>77486150
It's by far the most popular pairing in the show, of course people are going to hate it.
>>77486188
>Zwei is Toto
>>77486199
She should. He certainly gives more of a shit than Neptune.
Mr. Torchwick, I'm SDC.
>>77486188
>Implying Taiyang isn't the cowardly Lion and Summer wasn't Dorothy
Zwei is probably Toto.
>>77485986
Feet are an integral part of the human anatomy,
You don't have to like them.
They already know that.
Ever time they feel the full weight of your body on them when you take a step, they know it's their job.
All they ask in return is to eat healthy and clean them often.
Maybe take them out for a stroll once in a while.
Take care of your feet, anon.
>>77486241
Those knight heads look like those helmets in Champions Online
>>77486217
If only Blake was a dog she'd make a great Toto
>>77486255
I was talking about the fetish, not my actual feet.
>>77486173
But no one here actually cares about the VA's opinions, unless it's convenient.
I want actual reasons, actual opinions, as to why so many people get salty about WR. It's all fiction, so I don't really see any issue, as apart from this >>77486215 I can't see a logical reasoning behind it.
>>77486252
Well, we haven't seen them in action yet.
>>77485824
link?
>>77486252
isn't*
>>77486241
Whoa, you don't get to bring friends.
>>77486093
> "People are more than tits, Uncle."
> "I mentioned hips and legs."
> "No, I mean personality. Weiss is kind and friendly and generous..."
> "...Really?"
> "Fuck no, but she's loaded and she's got a really talented tongue!"
>>77486199
>Not giving Jaune a chance
He's prime eye candy trophy husband material.Also probably good at cunnalingus because of his sisters.
>>77486280
I'm not talking about opinions, you retard. They both stated perfectly good reasons why it's stupid.
Dumb /u/ poster.
>>77486275
What's the with foot fetishes anyways?
>>77486306
>That spoiler
And now I'm imagining Jaune getting molested by his sisters, thanks a whole fuckin' ton anon.
>>77486291
>Ruby
>Cursing.
>>77486150
The ship is the oldest one, and thus has the most rabid fans.
It will also never happen, which only further intensifies the fans.
And so we have the basis of a giant circle-jerk and anti-circle-jerk.
It's actually a really cute ship, and was pretty much the OTP for the longest time, but as we learn more about the character it just doesn't work out with what we have right now.
Then again, people said the same thing about Korra and Asami in LoK, and look how that turned out.
If it happens, it'll be after several volumes of development, so there's no sense being super serious about it.
>>77486280
I don't care for it in the same I don't don't care for all ships.
Shipping is dumb.
>>77486306
I could get behind that
>>77486291
> "Tuck no, but she's loaded and she's got a really talented tongue!"
fixd
>>77486382
Not that anon, but
Hey, it's not that far-fetched. Drunk Uncle must've let a few f-bombs go by accident here and there, right?
>>77486433
You must've missed the 50 Shades reading
>>77486382
Just because she's sweet doesn't mean that she can't be sour too.
People here take shipping way too seriously
>>77486291
>"That's my girl. When I was shacked up with Winny, she bought me all kinds of stuff."
>"Like that Jacuzzi with pee in all the time?"
>"That's not the only thing I do in it."
>>77486456
RIP White Rose
>>77486389
>Then again, people said the same thing about Korra and Asami in LoK, and look how that turned out.
I wouldn't consider what happened there a solid precedent by any means. God willing, it won't happen again.
Weiss is shown clearly that she's into men, and that won't change in any foreseeable future
>>77486456
I like warships.
>>77486481
>with pee in all the time
>*you pee in all the time
Christ what is wrong with me today?
To be fair... Gemstones is a legitimately good ship.
...Because it is largely of our own creation.
>>77486508
It's not really changing her if it turns out she's into both.
>>77486456
I'm going to ship and you can't stop me
>>77486382I want to hear Ruby curse under her breath after every missed shot
>>77486456
It's because we have nothing better to do.
>>77486512
Bruh
>>77486456
>>77486500
>>77486173
Like I give a damn about canon or whatever the VAs say. I'm only in it for fun, you chuckle fucks
>>77486353
Alrighty, have a good life anon.
>>77486389
But why would anyone want it to be canon? I mean don't get me wrong, I like it, but I wouldn't trust RT to actually write a good relationship. I'd rather it just be a cute idea, than a horribly done reality any day.
I don't think relationships should even be in the forefront of RWBY. It's obviously not a romance show, and trying to force it into the foreground takes away from the actual story, which is already lacking enough.The lesbians can be fiction and stay fiction for all I care, it's all the same to me.I just wanted a semi-dark show with cute girls killing monsters.
>>77486456
RWBY's serious business, pal.
>>77486456
I take trying to sink ships to seriously
>>77486117
>Yang will never go all out for a surpise party for you
why live
>>77485631
Hahaha.Get out.
>>77486611
I don't know sometimes
>>77486567
>some faggot asks for reasons
>give reasons
>WAAAAH MUH FUN
Stop being so insecure about your stupid-ass ships that you feel the need to jump into conversations.
>>77486241
Here's a shitty edit4u
>>77486539
There's no indication that she shows interest in women the way she does men. Yeah, she might be deep in the closet and come out later, but that would be poor storytelling.
>>77486649
Not necessarily, no.
>>77486646>Background
>>77486641
Good job not contributing to anything
>>77486646
>I can tell you're back there, Weiss! Go to your room! We'll have a LONG talk about your behavior, young lady!
>>77486586
How much artillery you've got on your ship?
>>77486649
>that would be poor storytelling.
>>77486649
>RWBY
>Having good story telling
Well, here's the thing, Anon..
>>77486611
>You will never be RWBY's boy toy
>You will never be sexually exploited by them
>You will never develop serious issues from them using you for sex
>You will never then have them try and make it up to you that they have been using you as a sex toy with out actual regards for your feelings
>You will never fix your problems and simply enjoy a nice peaceful life as team RWBY's stay at home significant other who makes them food and gives them cuddles
>>77486649
Why would that be poor storytelling? People discover things about themselves all the time. There's no due date on your sexuality.
>>77486737
but I'm not a boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy
>>77486745
Yes there is. Your report is due tomorrow.
>>77486737
>They will never force you to hit them
>>77486737
You are a rather pathetic creature.
>>77486646
What a wonderful time it is, to shitpost in RWBYg.
>>77486782
Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.
>>77486649
>That would be poor storytelling.
Because, y'know, RWBY has been a pinnacle of excellent writing so far, right?
All of those talks of a bullying arc, a poorly-executed racism arc, and complaints of schizophrenic characterization are just butthurt faggots that can't understand the genius of Miles and Kerry.
>>77486782
>tfw gay as fuck
>love /u/ shit more than anything
So do I get an A+ or not, cause I'm not sucking your dick for it.
>notes Ruby's attachment to Drunk Uncle
>notes Weiss' attachment to Winter
Hmm, I wonder if both of them havedaddy issues...
>>77486826
What?
>>77486826
This guy has the right idea. School is for bustas anyway
>>77486855
It's always with the Electra complex with you, eh?
>>77486358
>>77486398
>Pyrrha finally gets Jaune into bed.
>Afterwards asks him how he learned how to do all that
>Jaune tells her the truth
>>77486845
I'll suck his dick for a C-, you lazy fucker.
>>77486691
I've got an Iceburg
>>77486893
Well, it would at least be amusing if it were true.
>>77486745
Yes, things like that happen in real life all the time. But from a literary standpoint, having zero foreshadowing and dropping something like that on your lap and going "Deal with it" like they did with LoK is not a good storytelling.
>>77486829
>>77486731
>>77486703
I'm just saiyan
>>77486910
Then get your whore ass over there, faggot. I'm going to finish reading this WR fanfic and then go see my BF.And we're totally going to bang and it's going to be great.
>>77486947
>>77486280
>But no one here actually cares about the VA's opinions, unless it's convenient
>Both Barbara and Aryn are very vocal for their support of Blake/Yang
"This is basically canon, more canon than whatever Miles and Kerry say, always support whatever the VA ladies have to say because they know their characters better than the actual writers.
>Lindsay says romance is the furthers thing from Ruby's mind, and Kara supports Wiess/Jaune
"Fuck them, they're wrong, they don't count, they don't get their characters."
I love how fickle this fan base can be.
> What Emerald imagines will eventually happen
>>77486897
Kek
I'm sure she'll understand.
>>77486987
> What is actually happening and will always be the case
>mfw The Tuckerbot Revolution is getting closer
None female shall escape un-hit on
>>77487011
Cinder is quite the cold bitch despite the sexy exterior, isn't she?
>>77486935
Your ship fires glacial mountain debris?
That's pretty brutal.
>>77486944
Subjectively.
>>77486117
part 2 when?
>>77486986
This, so much this.
We're all delusional fucks.
But /u/fags blast past us into advanced delusion.
>>77487050
>Subjectively.
Of course.
>Just saw the new ep
>mfw Qrow not voiced by drunk Geoff
>>77487081
/u/ fags don't give a shit and only want to post cute pics and fics
>>77487111
>Qrow
>drunk
Drinky... Crow?
HOLY SHI-
>>77487093
Did you just subtly banepost?
>>77487133
N-not at all, anon!
>>77486986
Nigga read this shit>>77486568
I don't give a shit what the VA's say, because I can't honestly say I care about what the canon is, when it comes to the romantic relationships of the characters. Shipping is supposed to be for fun, not some sort of regime of superior taste.
>>77486897
>So that thing you did with your tongue...
>That was my oldest sister's favorite.
>And that twist and bump?
>The twins.
>So everything you just did you did with your sisters?
>Yeah.
>...cam we do it again?
>>77486986
To be fair Kerry also said bumblebee was his favourite
>>77487123
Last I was there there where walls of text of them convincing themselves the characters are actually lesbians
>>77487111
Doesn't Geoff hate RWBY or something?
>>77487165
> "...Are they single?
>>77487111
>"lllet me tell you something ice queen. The only thing I hate more than Atlas shrills are the Brits."
>"What the hell are you talking about?"
>>77487184
>/u/ fags are one person
>>77487196
He seems to have disdain for it, yes.
>>77486173
Typical women.
>>77487111Opportunity wasted
>>77487132Drunk Qrow adult spin off when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-UOcQcuvuM
>>77487196
>>77487231
Is it cause he can't be a fat supersolder?
>>77487196
>>77487231
He has a disdain for everything at RT not named Achievement Hunter
>>77487216
It's a trend, don't spin it like that
>>77487216
Considering how slow their board moves, probably.
>>77487242
>Drunk Qrow adult spin off when?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-UOcQcuvuM [Embed]
KEK!
>>77487261
If that helps you feel superior
>>77487202
>Most of them, why?
>[PYRRHA SWEAT INTENSIFIES]
I love Blaine...
https://instagram.com/p/-IGPSXpwdw/
>>77487298
Why are you getting so defensive
>>77487242
>>77487111
>"He was drunk"
>"He's always drunk"
it would have been perfect
>>77487202
>Well I'm technically married to all of them.
>>77487254
Charming.
>You will never sit around and cuddle with Blake while listening to Arctic Monkeys
>>77487345
>someone posts a ship they like
>"DURR SHIT SHIP /U/ FAGS RUINING MUH ARDUBLYABEWHYJEE"
I wonder why....
>>77487165
Full history when?
>>77486947
Is it necessarily a bad thing to portray orientations accurately though? To an extent, isn't that just being respectful?
>>77487298
>Multiple people in a group don't ever do the sane things other people in their group do
>>77487298
I need more dancing
>>77487374
>Shit waifu taste
>Goodish music taste
Anon why?
>>77487420
Well whats your preferred Waifu/Music
>>77487420
>>77487374
>Artic Monkeys.
>Good.
>>77487165
> "Hey, where's Pyrrha?"
> "She said something about visiting relatives and she'd be back on Monday."
> "...She's going all the way to Mistral and back in two days?"
> Meanwhile, at the Arc Estate...
>>77487374
That's a very cuddly drawing of Blake indeed! Too bad she'll never be that happy; she seems like the type to always be agonizing over something.
captcha: pick all the fish
>>77487449
>gonorrhea
>slapping fish pasties
>>77487441
Pyrrha and Drake, the best combo.
>>77487449
I said goodish, the new album was trash besides Arabella.
>>77487449
>not
>>77487184
You're confused. It's rarely about convincing or actually believing it's canon. The longest running trend of /u/'s behavior is the acceptance that what they like probably won't be canon. (It's only really recently that anything actually was.)
If you've been really hammering away on that misconception then holy shit what a huge waste of time.
>>77487417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocgj9tewHso
>>77487507
>If you've been really hammering away on that misconception then holy shit what a huge waste of time.
I made one post and you guys are jumping all over my jock
>>77487493
>Penny
nice man
>>77487522
the hell?
>>77487493
Grow some taste.
>>77487441
http://youtu.be/zjqdDMgpbDU
>>77487493
I wish I had a lot of dancing tiny Pennies
>>77487420
>Octavian
>Talking about other people having shit waifus
>>77487620
I can make your tiny penis dance
>>77487589
>>77486947
That's generally not the debate you hear most often though. More often, it's a debate about whether a given event is foreshadowing or not. Is Yang wanting Blake's first dance foreshadowing that she's interested in her romantically? You can answer that question either way plausibly, it all depends on how you subjectively interpret things.
>>77487165
>Pyrrha starts listing off the sex acts that occured during the night and Jaune keeps telling her which sister liked them the most.
>Willing to work through it for Jaune.
>Only really starts getting creeped out when his mother starts popping into the answers.
>you will never have a kinky yang as a lover
>>77485891
Most likely some other member of the guardians that got seriously hurt by the main villains recently
![4b4b636ec4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kgtPZrw.jpg "4b4b636ec4[1].jpg")
>>77487728
>>77486173
>she doesn't worship the ground Ruby walks on, there's no way she deserves her!
Sasuga 3dpd.
>>77485891
Considering Summer and Winter are characters with season names I'm guessing it's somebody relevant to one of the characters. Probably Blake.
Winter is so tiny
>>77487728
I was thinking of ruining your wish by making her have an undesirable fetish but then I realized that this is /RWBYg/ and someone is going to get off to whatever I can come up with.
>>77487589
Nah
>>77486173
>>77487782
When has Weiss been mean to Ruby outside of the "Weiss doesn't like Ruby" arc?
>>77487782
>that reaching
sasuga /u/
>>77487801
Well, she probably should be. Look at Weiss, who is barely over five feet in heels.
>>77487795
I hope people don't cling that.
>>77487848
Is that on the chart?
>>77487795
>Summer Rose
>Winter Schnee
>Cinder Fall
>Now Autumn
Fuck.
>>77487801
Now all we need is Spring Meadows and we'll have a complete set
>>77488032
Meant for >>77487936
Day 5 is apparently going to be made into a series instead of a movie.
>>77488054
That doesn't look very comfortable
>>77487389
Please post all the Arc sisters.They be hot.
>>77487507
Bless Mojo. She lets no D-list character go unloved.
Why does dashing suddenly like drawing so much Pyrrha and Ruby ship, where Ruby is depicted as a midget? Yes, Pyrrha is tall, but Ruby is not THAT short.
>>77488086
To maximize the Amazon fetish effect or something
>>77488086
Ask her and find out
>>77488086
I just takes some anon to ask her.
On a scale of 1 to Chris Chan, how autistic would it be to have a team of 4 swordsmen?
Hey, Anon who wanted a Ruby fluff?
Here you go.
>You enter the dorm to notice that Ruby was lying down on the beanbag chair you bought for the team.
>You go over to her and wake her up.
>"Ruby, class is going to start soon..." You said. Okay, that's a bold-faced lie. It starts in thirty minutes, but by your standards, that's "soon".
>"Oh... I was just taking an afternoon nap... Wanna join? You can lie down beside me." She smiled.
>Without even a moment to think about it, you hop down next to Ruby and snuggle next to her on the chair.
>The way the chair's center was pressed down, you and Ruby were pulled into the center until you were facing her, your arm over her body.
>Ruby giggles and holds you.
>You hold her too and wipe out.
>This was one of those moments you wished would last forever.
>Image is inspiration for this fluff
>>77488126
>>77488148
I'm gonna answer it for you. It's what she wants to draw.
>>77488159
Depends on who the swordsmen are.Instant autism, just add Kirito.
>>77488086
Bah, Dashing should be Pyrrha together with Nora instead of Ruby. At least Nora is actually short, the second shortest character in the show.
>>77488086
Stylistic choice?
>>77488148
"mah time here is ogre"
>>77488086
>DashingCream
>>77486782
Oh fuck, really?!
Shit, i'll just make something up, they'll never no the difference.
>>77488159
It depends how you depict them.
I don't know why it would be autistic.
>>77488170
Hello Dash, Do you draw any non homosexual pairing?
>>77488180A dual wielder/shotgun, a knight/light blasts, a buster sword/rail gun, and a sword suit.No Kiritos.
>>77488200
Manblake is a stylistic choice.
>>77488170
It's weird because she more or less shipped arkos before some anon asked her for pyrruby.
>>77488159
Four swordsman from history/legend could be a cool team actually. Just make them distinct and interesting.
>>77488194
Tall Pyrrha is best Pyrrha.
>>77488248
Why the fuck would any of that be autistic? Those are pretty fucking badass.
>>77488194
>>77487165
>Jaune
>Settling for Pyrrha's weak shit when he has full access to the delicious Arc buffet
>>77485709
>"And that's why vore and cannibalism aren't the same thing"
>>77488276
4chan has me scared into thinking any character with swords is high on the autism spectrum.
>>77487936
The REAL fun part is, which MC's are the remaining two related to?
Summer and Ruby,
Winter and Weiss,
Cinder and (Blake, perhaps?),
unnamed spring-themed person and Yang.
Oh, the speculation that can be had!
>>77488341
Is this becuase of /v/ and their hatred for characters with swords in Smash4?
>>77487417
>>77487417
>>77487848
Well it's not like Winter wasn't already much larger than Weiss in other areas
>>77488378
Penny and Nora make everything better.
If you ask me,I say all of team RWBY is hot for each other, but that's just what I think
http://roosterteeth.com/post/51185821
>Burnie and Ashley on the Amazing Race
>Day 5 series.
>New sponsor series teased.
>Lazer Team theatrical release January 27th (US, Can definitely, Aus probably, UK maybe)
>Red Vs Blue coming to El Ray on TV.
>Chris Demarais is working on a new series for 2016/1017.
>Matt likes Brussels sprouts.
>>77488423
>>77488086
She made her bigger and stronger because Dashing!Pyrrha is actually a man.
I can'r wait until Sun gets decapitated by Adam
>>77488374
Probably a mix of the site-wide gun fetish and smearing of characters with bladed weapons. Could be one of those correlation-causation things I guess.
>>77488341
>>77488374
It's probably because swords are the most used weapons of dumb edgelord characters.
>>77488442
>>Day 5 series.
I don't know what that is?
>>77488418
>Winter and Weiss were DFC sisters for life
>Until one day Winter woke up with funbags the size of grapefruits
>There's been a rift ever since.
>>77488423
This is very trueAnd now that Nora's Thor powers are confirmed, it's suddenly become a viable ship for me
>>77488525
It's a project RT has had in production for like three years now. It was originally supposed to be a movie starring Joel Hayman, but there aren't a lot of details known about it.
>>77487522
>>77488409
Sun dances like Crispin Glover
>>77488315
Love is a hell of a thing.
Although that would be funny as shit.
>Pyrrha you're not nearly as good as my sisters at sex but I love you with all my heart.
>...yay?
>>77488631
> "That's funny."
> "What is it, Pyrrha?"
> "I was thinking the exact same thing."
>>77488562
How can in be viable when robots can't feel love?
Ironwood's "SCHNEE!" was pretty rad, it weird has one syllable can make me like a character more.
Work in progress.
What the fuck does this mean and why can't I watch my fake Chinese cartoons?
>>77488694
But she has a ~soouuul~
>>77488631
>I mean you just lay there like a dead fish. Amd you stop breathing.
>Jaune.
>It's kind of creepy. Like you're a corpse. But I love you.
>...
>>77485891
Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter are going to be the predecessor to RWBY, calling it now.
The question is what their team name was.
>>77488694
Anon pls, you're breaking my heart
>>77488752
But we already have predecessors to RWBY, they have the same colour scheme and everything
>>77488752
But we already know what team Summer was on.
>>77488754
Set it to music and you've got a FAMV (Fake AMV)!
>>77488248
sound neat but I have to ask, what's a sword suit? I'm guessing some sort of mech suit that turns into a over sized sword.
>>77488409
blake dances like my aunt lmao
>>77486117
What happens next?
>>77488562
>>77488423
Aw yeah!Best girl and best JNPR
Is that anon that requested Yang romance still on?Does anyone want the rest of the story? I'll start taking more requests if not...
>>77488822
Right here!
>>77488822
Oui
