>>77462682
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A boss fight is about to happen!
Damn, that was fast.
>>77469335
That was fast, too.
>>77469335
Nice meme.
>>77469335
Is your F5 key still working, friend?
>>77469335
I can tell this is the latest in-joke.
>>77469306
Ah, yes. It's time, ladies and gentlemen. Our proud eighteen nominees will now fight against...The Emperor of Mankind and his Primarchs
>Heresy grows from idleness
You a psyker or something, Nonny?
>>77469363
We need a Bold and Brash thread image.
>>77469404
Huh
Never heard of them. Do you have any of their albums?
>>77469404
Not only them, we also have to deal with /v/ and /woo/
Reminder that Theodore Roosevelt, Chuck Mangione, Garnet, Mr. DNA, Torquemada Coteaz, Roger from American Dad, Farrago, Rash, Tristan, Roy, Bobby Hill, Darkwarrior Duck, Johnny Elaine, Tamzen, Mojo Jojo, Red Guy, Going Merry, Whispy Woods, Fat Tony, Dr. Zalost, and Strife can return in season 6's main games.
>>77469404
No Orks for the Emperor to befriend.
This is truly unfortunate.
>>77469404
Alright, let's get that 3rd straight win.
Xth for whatever this was
>>77469404
>No Whisper
Welp, I already lost.
>>77469404
And we start with a bloodbath...IN ROME
>>77469469
>Whispy returns
Oh boy can't wait for the game he'll be in
>>77469506
The teamkill is real.
>>77469506
>Horus laughs hysterically
Welp
>>77469506
And the blood keeps flowing
>>77469506
Both sides lost two so far.
>>77469565
Now it's in the Primarchs' favor.
>>77469565
>>77469565
Damn it Magnus
I wonder if we could cut down some of the team-killing by using alternating rows of nominations rather than just solid blocks of them.
>>77469635
All that incest...
>>77469635
SLANEESH DEMANDS SLAVES
>>77469635
I'm not good with witty commentary. If anyone's up to snuff, feel free to add flavor text.
>>77469639
Doubt it. RNG is RNG.
I think I'll host my preset game at the end of this thread. That'll be in a few hours.
>>77469702
Time for an invasion
>>77469702
>Fulgrim cuts Ancient Gear Golem's cog
>>77469702
Now I'm not sure who has the upperhand now.
>>77469764
The Gauls are the ski trip of this template.
>>77469764
/co/: 8
Primarchs: 6
If I counted right. I doubt I did.
>>77469764
So much death!
>>77469796
We should add a ski-trip that's invaded by Gauls arena event for Season 6
>>77469832
Oh, nope, I counted right. And now it's 8 vs 5.
>>77469832
Hobbes has had probably some of the most brutal rapists I have seen in these games yet.
>>77469741
On that note, who would like to host after Befuddled Host? The current order is:
- El Super Hosto (We are here)
- Befuddled Host
- (undecided)
- Roddor
>>77469881
I think there was somebody else who asked about getting in line for tomorrow.
>>77469886
Emprah pls
>>77469912
Yeah, Mr. Expendable, I think?
>>77469886
They were your cloned sons! Why would you do this?
>>77469886
Really shitting the bed so far.
It's 8 vs 4.
>>77469886
THE EMPEROR DEMANDS YOUR BLOOD
>>77469886
Loyalty is not rewarded this day.
>>77469886
>>77469960
The lead just got cut in half.
>>77469960
The teamkilling just doesn't stop.
>>77469960
Some teamkilling narrows the gap.
Terrific Ten.
>>77469960
Time for a feast
>>77469960
Hobbes probably has Stockholm Syndrome now.
>>77469990
Fulgrim wants some sushi.
You suck, Darwin.
>>77469990
Suddenly, all tied up!
>>77469990
Parity.
>>77469990
Well, that was an odd way of it balancing out.
>>77469990
/co/ has a three point lead after that kill...now it's back to two...shit it's down to one...oh come on, it's now fucking tied again.
>>77470028
Rest in pieces, Emps
>>77470054
Fast Five!
>>77470054
What a shitty way to go.
>>77470054
>>77470068
The RNG is interested in balance so far.
>>77470068
Time for war
>>77470068
Huh. 2v2, but the last 2 /co/ noms seem to not be doing well.
>>77470068
>only the traitor Primarchs remain
Might be in-character for Fulgrim, considering his fate.
>>77470096
Can Mr. E be redeemed? Will Roddor win?
>>77470096
>>77470096
Oh.
Oh God.
I can't take this kind of pressure.
>>77470096
And it's all down to one of the original Never Evers.
>>77470126
Uhhhh, Fulgrim? You okay, man?
Yo, Roddor, you still around? I have something to tell you.
>>77470155
OH FUG
>>77470155
Just post it.
>>77470165
Consider yourself...redeemed
>>77470190
OH SHIT
>>77470190
Godzilla is getting left farther and farther behind.
>>77470190
>>77470190
Mr. E walks it off!
>>77470190
He did it. The absolute madman.
>>77470190
>>77470225
REDEEMED!
NURGLE AND SLAANESH BTFO
What a coincidence Roddor choose him...
This is like the third boss battle in a row that has been won.
>>77470225
Placements
>>77470236
Summary
Y'all mind if I host a quick Generic game next?
>>77470236
I could just imagine Mr. E getting mobbed at home plate by his teammates.
>>77470190
WHAT IN THE WORLD
>>77470254
And with that, Mr. E, one of the first never evers, redeems himself.
Looks like fortune is in your favor, Roddor. Try not to squander it when Season 6 rolls around.
>>77470277And they can't pick him up.
>>77470236
>Centipede has most kills
>all of them were the other /co/ tributes
>>77470275
I think Befuddled Host has dibs on next game.
see >>77469881
>>77470289
If the last time I won it to be believed, I will win one more time this weekend and then no more for a month.
>>77470275
>>77470305
I'm in no hurry, go for it.
>>77470292
Well, Aresko and Battledroid do have spindly arms.
That was fun, see you guys tomorrow at whatever time Nonny decides to make the thread.
>>77470331
Alright, it's going to be quick anyways, don't want to be up too late tonight. In 6 minutes I'll call for 24 /co/ noms for a match on the High School template. 6 minutes guys.
>last weekend doesn't have many active hosts
>tonight there's a bunch of them
Keep in mind I wasn't too willing to do it last weekend and I still am not.
Anyways, the next game is going to be a French /co/ games in order to honor the people who died in Paris yesterday.
>>77470371
It's 4:00 on the offseason.
>>77470444
>honor the people who died in Paris yesterday
>by killing more French people
>>77470421
Isn't it great?
We're getting a nice flow of new hosts.
>>77470471
Sounds ridiculous, but it's all in good intent
>>77470471
Hmm, you have a point. The hosts in Chatze have been wanting to do a French game. They would prefer to use a template without any explosions in it.
>>77470471
That's the way we work best!
Give me 24 /co/ tributes to send back to school!
>>77470523
Jane from Beautiful Darkness
>>77470523
Maggie from Ava's Demon
>>77470517
Nah, I understand.
>>77470523
Tweek Tweak (South Park)
>>77470523
John Wilkes Booth
Batman Brave and the Bold
>>77470523
Blackwolf-Wizards
>>77470523
Mr. Magoo from The Mr. Magoo Show
>>77470523
Boba Fett (Robot Chicken)
Moot
v rage
>>77470523
>>77470523
Jesus Burgess
One Piece
>>77470523
Kerub, Dofu
Tack (The Thief and the Cobbler)
>>77470523
>>77470523
Steven
Steven Universe
>>77470523
Joshua
Joshua and the Promised Land
>>77470523
Hungry Bitch, Beautiful Darkness
Frankie Foster, FHFIF>>77470523
>>77470523
Talia from Justin and the Knights of Valour
>>77470523
Blacksad, eponymous
>>77470523
Aelita from Code Lyoko
>>77470523
Omnidroid
The Incredibles
>>77470523
Captain Planet, "Captain Planet and the Planeteers"
>>77470523
Flaky
HTF
>>77470523
Lee Carvallo from The Simpsons
>>77470523
Bob Ross (Boondocks)
>>77470523
Psycho Ryuko (Kill la Kill)
>>77470523
IR Baboon - IM Weasel
>>77470523
Captain N (Titular)
>>77470471
You're right, it has to be French characters vs. Middle-Easterns
>>77470523
Oskar (KSBD)
>>77470523
Dana, PnF
>>77470523
gret
I hate fairyland
>>77470523
Mrs. Wormwood
>>77470523
Movers from Money For Nothing MV
>>77470523
George Takei from Futurama
>>77470574
I think the cutoff is around here.
>>77470523
Roberto, "Futurama"
>>77470523
Nit, Skadi
>>77470560
Damnit
>>77470523
Richie Rich, titular
>>77470577
That's not a good idea.
That's a fucking horrible idea.
You're a fucking moron.
>>77470523
Making it 24 was clearly an underestimation of how many people were still awake
Damn, I had my French nom ready and I just realized that it wasn't the France game before I clicked to post.
I guess I'll sit this one out.
>I missed another game by not noticing the hosts post
Fug, well I'll wait for the next game I guess
>>77470577
Nah, it's gotta be all terrorists, or maybe terrorists vs nazis.
>>77470648
I nommed my French guy anyway! i'll have to find a new one
>>77470629
It is low for this time of night but it's supposed to be a quick match.
>>77470519
This. If we're going to do it we should remove and explosion events and keep it without a template otherwise.
>>77470673
I thought it was a boss fight, so that's 48 noms
>>77470523
Archie from Archie
>>77470702
He said earlier it was generic.
Offseason winners so far:
Screwy Squirrel (titular)
Cotton Hill (King of the Hill)
Heffer Wolfe (Rocko’s Modern Life)
Lady Deadpool (Marve)
Pearl (Steven Universe)
Irmao do Jorel (Jorel’s Brother)
Whisky Jill (Bikini Cowboy)
Cool Ed (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
Etrigan (DC)
Arlo (The Good Dinosaur)
Shima Luan (Danger Dolan)
Red Soldier (TF2 comics)
Guy Incognito (The Simpsons)
Nicole Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)
Umbaran Forest (Star Wars)
Nice Itchy (The Simpsons)
Hades (Hercules)
Jorgen die Cactus (The Fairly OddParents)
Garnet (Steven Universe)
God (The Far Side)
Ikki (The Legend of Korra)
Green Arrow (DC)
42 (Kiwi Blitz)
Mr. E (Scooby Doo: Mystery Inc.)
CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION
>>77470735
I have to say, I like this roster.
>>77470735
Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
>>77470735
Flaky's name is misspelled.
>>77470735
>>77470775
Fix'd, but pointless anyways thanks to good ol' Omnidroid.
>>77470802
>Tweek Tweak skipped a few grades
I can tell.
>>77470802
>Blind guy gets bullied.
>>77470802
I'm getting some deja vu from this.
>>77470802
>Spoiling deaths
Dude.
>>77470802
>Hungry Bitch ate her former classmates
>>77470802
Feared bounty hunter my ass
>>77470865
Damn, that's a lot of death.
>>77470865
This is a pretty bloody game.
Good guy Tack killing bullies and politically incorrect scum.
>>77470865
After Bob Ross is killed, Burgess immediately moves on to a new love.
>>77470865
First four things are nothing but DEATH
>>77470865
Off to a pretty quick start I must say!
>>77470865
John Wilkes Booth was always the weakest of the OP5.
>>77470908
F for Flaky, Bob Ross, Boba Fett, and John Wilkes Booth.
>>77470908
Captain PlanetxOmnidroid, OTP
>>77470945
Not anymore they aren't.
>>77470945
True love never goes smoothly as in the storybooks.
>>77470945
>Burgess and Carvallo again
>>77470945
I was hoping for two redemptions in a row.
>>77470945
>>77470967
Das tha joke.
Kerub, everyone in this school is a fucking murderer.
>>77470977
Omnidroid is deeper in the pit of failure.
>>77470945
Let the damn robot win already so that autistic can stop shoving it in.
>>77470977
The Moon needs to be full for that to happen.
>>77470977
The RNG probably forgot that Mr. E was a never ever. That mistake won't be made again.
>>77470988
Aelita's out for vengeance
>>77470988
-sad penny whistle in the distance-
>>77470988
Mr.Magoo thinks Maggie is Kerub
Remember: replying to the match as it happens or whatever will help the thread get closer to the bump limit. Not posting enough hurts the threads.
>>77470988
Not surprising, Young Greg was a hunk.
>>77470988
Carvallo tries to make Burgess jealous by dating Ryuko; Burgess responds by having sex with Moot.
>>77471016
F for Captain Planet, Omnidroid and Tweek.
>>77471008
What? She killed with him.
>>77470988
Magoo, you old slut.
>>77470945
Carvallo must have told Burgess that he thinks Blackbeard won't become the Pirate King.
>>77471016
The Oxford Dictionary is the tree branch of the High School template.
>>77471034
Responded to wrong post...
>>77471042
Well, he really couldn't see it coming
>>77471042
>that MMORPG event
wait, what
>>77471042
Welp, there's a broken event.
>>77471042
That MMORPG event is broken.
>>77471042
...really? 3 tributes for that event?
>>77470977
Omnidroid is a mystical being that will always be a NEVER EVER.
It will be the only orginal founding member left in the games one day.
>>77471065
How do you feel about an arena event from another template being referred to as the "ski trip" of it?
>>77471042
I can't either, Jesus.
>>77471067
>>77471069
Yeah, I originally had the event as 3 people playing an MMORPG together and changed it to just one person but forgot to set the player number back to 1. Gonna fix that before tomorrow night.
>>77471080
There's always hope. Even for Omnidroid.
>>77471095
You feel it too, don't you?
>>77471092
I think it's funny.
>>77471114
Life is a dance, and we are all just shaking it on the floor of reality until the club closes.
>>77471111
>Aresko in last place
NEVER FORGET
>>77471150
Jesus is a turboslut this game.
>>77471111
Speaking of the NEVER EVER'S, who were part of the most original cast?
>>77471150
So who's the cuter couple, /co/?
>>77471168
That survivor match was amazing, I'd say to do another one soon but I don't know who would be in it
>>77471187
Moot and Kerub, no contest
>>77471187
>Cuter couple than Aelita
Moot and Kerub are dead.
>>77471187
Moot and Kerub
>>77471187
>2 male cats and 2 human girls
I'm going with the waifus.
>>77471187
Furries are cuter than french huh.
>>77471187
They're dancing with the devil, now.
>>77471168
keked like an idiot when that happened
>>77471171
HE IS THE CHAMPION!!!!
...at sex.
>>77470727
Anyone keeping track of all the valhalla noms?
>>77471233
Joshua then had a very shameful fap and couldn't look her in the eye next day at school.
>>77471168
Made even better by the fact that the loser team was named after him. He was the first one booted off his own team!
>>77471111
>Aresko was kicked out of his own team
>>77471249
Slow Host was last weekend.
>>77471172
Half of them remain Never Evers but only three of them get many nominations.
>>77471262
Moot's gonna kill a bitch, been with his man
>>77471262
Guess she tried some of those drugs Tack planted in her locker.
>>77471262
2edgy2live
>>77471262
Looks like the cutest couples are cheating on eachother.
>>77471271
Wow, funny to see mr. E after last game
>>77471271
>tfw a third of that cast was yours
I was such a huge idiot back then.
>>77471304
Jesus.
>>77471329
F for the Champion
>>77471197
The next one would probably be notable losers rather than strictly Never Evers. Either way, they'll still be The Fightin' Areskos.
>>77471304
What the hell? He's like twelve feet tall; how could they not see him?
>>77471304
I didn't know Sabo knew how to drive.
>>77471329
Time for more dicking around.
>>77471271
He really looks like a cross between Jontron and Mr. Enter.
Wait.
Mr. Enter
Mr. E
I'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED O- [The writer of this post has been removed from his residence and placed in solitary confinement. Do not worry about his whereabouts.]
>>77471271
>Moviebob will forever remain a never ever due to not being a cartoon or comic
>No one even nominates Rygel anymore
a fate worse than death.
>>77471349
THE FEAST
....is kinda boring
>>77471349
I think Aelita's about to snap.
>>77471271
>Movie Bob
Would he still be allowed in the games?
>>77471377
They must pass out that dictionary like candy.
>>77471344
That makes sense. Aresko and Dooku's respective victories don't erase their months of failure.
>>77471377
Aelita faces swift justice.
>>77471377
I told you, Moot's dead and Kerub is next.
>>77471403
Kerub is the newest playa, I see
>>77471403
Karma's a bitch.
>>77471377
>killing moot after your girlfriends leaves you for having acne
not cool
>>77471395
you'd think they'd be banned on school property by now
>>77471403
DON'T
SPOIL
THE
FUCKING
DEATHS
IN
THE
COMMENT
At least spoilertext it or something.
>>77471375
I figured he wasn't going to be allowed anymore, since he's technically a puppet but he's from a live action show where the puppets are meant to be realistic. Otherwise you could nominate all kinds of movie/TV characters that are technically puppets.
>>77471429
It's in character for him too.
>>77471444
CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!
Furious Five.
>>77471458
Calm your tits dude.
I feel bad for Aelita. She gets cheated on and dies one kill away from Valhalla. Doesn't help that she's French
