As the title says, either go through a synopsis or a quick description of an episode with Lisa being its main character, as well as a B plot.
>>Lisa is fed up with how her family acts, calling them ignorant Americans
>>She sneaks aboard a cargo plane bound for South America, which goes down over the jungle
>>Her family believes she's dead and mourns accordingly, but she's rescued by Amazons
>>The Amazons are basically white (or yellow, whatever) feminist women who are vegans and have a perfect society
>>Lisa eventually feels guilty and leaves, but the amazons say she can never return if she does, making it seem like she's making some kind of noble sacrifice
>>Episode ends with her going home with a sour face, hearing some kind of ruckus in the house
B Plot
>>Grandpa falls asleep on a bus and goes around America
>>It's the same shot of him but the scene from the window changes every time it cuts back to Grandpa
>>It's not resolved because nobody cares
>>Terry wakes up from a nine year coma, is sent to rescue Lisa from Afghanistan
>Lisa in the intervening years lost her right arm and her left leg. Swears off Vegetarism and swears revenge on the country that turned Afghan into a even bigger shithole, America.
>Terry and Lisa build a private army, Millhouse is sent in to stop them.
>Millhouse builds the "Killhouse", a mobile weapons platform which can nuke any location on the planet in total secrecy. Says he will nuke Springfield and kill the last Americans Lisa and Terry care about. Or Lisa has to go out with him.
>Some shit about Parasites.
>Terry prevents Millhouse from nuking springfield, kills him.
>Lisa hand hover over the big red button, asks Terry for whether she should go through with it.
>Turns out Terry was actually Sherry all along. Sherry was put through Hypnotheraoy to make her believe she was her identical twin sister.
>Sherry wakes up. IT was all a dream
B Plot
>Bart is sent into Alaska to stop Bort from using a nuclear sub to destroy America
>Twists galore along the way
It shall be called: "Iron Cog Hardened 5: The sensation that isn't actually there"
>>77449393Too soon, man. Too soon.
>>77449227
>Lisa sues John Green for infringement because she invented feminism
>the lawsuit succeeds but it doesn't matter because John Green is still rich
>Lisa is sued by Anita Sarkeesian because SHE invented feminism
>the episode is packed with guest star ineffectual feminist internet personalities as the courts work out who really invented feminism
>turns out it was bell hooks
B plot
>Bart sees protests outside the courthouse and decides to make money selling food to them
>it works as Bart makes a small fortune
>"I'm almost as rich as John Green!"
>Lisa makes him donate it all to FemFreq because profiting off feminism is wrong
>>77449227
>Lisa begins to look into what Buddhism is actually about when she meets someone who is much more devote to the religion
>She soon finds out it's basically a death cult
>The sole purpose of Buddhism is to die and never exist in any shape or form again and the only way to achieve this is basically dying spiritually in your life (Or many lives)
>She stops playing music
>She stops being a know it all annoying ass brat
>She meditates so long that her idle mind essentially becomes corrupt and plagued by demonic influence
>She sets her self on fire in the middle of town hall
>Thankfully jack ass homer happened to be in town hall because he was hosting a foam party where he sets up some crazy machine to fill the streets with foam but because he's a dumb ass instead of soap he uses some sort of fire retardant
>Lisa is saved
>Homer's horrible botched party resulted in saving Lisa
>Lisa doesn't have to go to counseling because everyone respects a 8 year old's religious beliefs
>blah blah blah bullshit
>Homer is laid off
>Lisa finds work in porn to make ends meet
>she is an empowered sex worker who practices safe sex and never catches diseases
>Marge is initially horrified but sees her daughter is making her own informed and consensual decisions
>Marge becomes proud of her daughter being the breadwinner of the family
>Homer gets hired back
>the porn studio shuts down because nobody actually buys porn anymore
And the b plot
>Homer finding new ways to be lazy around the house
>orders a grabber in the mail
>uses it to do everything, pouring cereal, working the tv remote, tucking himself in
>goes mad with power
>it finally breaks
>>77449227
>it's a menarche episode
>Lisa goes to Paris
>Berates a frenchman for shooting back at a terrorist in a stadium
B Plot
>Homer for some reason is now a member of ISIL
>>77449618
I read ISIL as SNL.
>A dead show appears in another dead show in a cheap attempt to boost ratings for both dead shows
>>77449632
SNL was never funny.
A Plot
>Fit Tony and the mob gets killed by the Los Zetas, who take over crime in Springfield.
>Lisa is kidnapped and sold into sex slavery.
>She is repeatedly raped and beaten.
>She tries to run, but is caught by an attack dog and dies from an infected wound in a Mexican drain pipe.
B Plot.
>Homer gets a twitter account and causes everyone to get mad at him before making up for whatever he did.
>>77449227
Make it perfect:
>Homer goes with her
The Simpsons Episode 604
Title: Lisa's Hat Trick
Production Code: WABF04
Air Date: November 13th, 2016
Description: Lisa finds a hat and a tape recorder in an abandoned locker at Springfield Elementary School. The tape recorder features the voice of a former student (Played by Joseph Gordon Levitt.) Begging her to not look or reach inside the hat. Eventually, Lisa's morbid curiosity makes her reach into the hat. She pulls a piece of paper with the name of someone in town who will die violently in the next 24 hours. Lisa begins to notice this trend and vows to never pull from the hat again. But her fears and interests of who will die next makes her reach into the hat once more. This time she pulls Marge's name and now Lisa has to race against the clock and use her wits to find the origins of the hat and how to stop it from killing her Mother.
Meanwhile, Homer helps plan Lenny's Birthday Party.
A Plot
>After a transgender student starts going to Springfield Elementary, Lisa decides to try being a FTM named "Lester". Wacky hijinks and a moral abou acceptance occurs, and status quo is preserved when Lester goes back to being Lisa.
B Plot
>Homer gets his ass stuck in the Kwik-e-Mart toilet.
>Lisa defends Syrians
>tries to connect with them
>gets raped
>half of Springfield gets blown up by ISIS
A Plot
>>Lisa takes an IQ test and goads Bart into it so that she can humiliate him, but Bart ends up scoring at least thirty points higher than her.
>>Lisa falls into depression and gives up on music and school, until Bart is bulled by Marge into breaking into the IQ testing centre and changing all his right answers to wrong ones
>>Lisa falls for this, believing her brother is stupid again
B Plot
>>Homer starts a Let's Play series on YouTube, but all he knows how to play is Pong and Space Invaders
>>It somehow gets millions of views and Will Wheaton comes to Springfield to beat him up for some reason
>>77450132
I like that B plot a lot except it should be Milhouse who goads it over Bart until Whil Whaeton RKO's him.
>>77450174
Alternate B Plot
>>Will.i.am guest stars to help Grandpa write his last will and testament because he's dying
>>He doesn't include any of his family and laughs in their faces expecting to die any second
>>Actually isn't dying, family still hates him
Title: The Age of Bartron
>Lisa builds a robot
>Treats it as her nongendered child
>Forces it to study and learn so it can help humanity
>Bart steals it and uses it for mischief
>Lisa gets it back, but the robot likes Barr better
>Lisa is upset and shuns robot
>Robot continues to to spend time with Bart
>Lisa worries she built an evil robot
>Bart and robot plan to ruin the Springfield balloon derby
>Lisa finds out and rushes to stop them
>Meanwhile Homer and the guys set up a dating profile for More
>Moe is so fucking ugly they use Homer's picture Instead
>Homer has to go on dates and pretend to be More
>Marge finds out and is not pleased
>Moe's jealous Homer getting all the attention and attacks him
>They fight all the way to balloon thing
>Lisa tries to stop the robot from ruining it
>Bart tries to him to ruin it
>Homer and Moe come flying in and knock the balloons off course
>Ballons pop or fly into power lines or whatever
>Robot uses robot powers
>Saves everyone, except Moleman who gets sucked into a jet turbine
>Lisa is proud, says she knew robot was good despite doubting him 30 seconds ago
>Robot won't go with her
>Lisa sad, Bart happy
>Robot won't go with Bart either
>Robot says he has to find his own place in world and leaves
>Moe apologizes to Homer
>Marge and Homer make up for some reason
>Moe wonders whatever happened to his date
>Cut to robot running into Moe's date
>Meet cute
>She's apparently into robots and little boys
>/SS/ ensues
>Roll credita
>We see robot and woman date
>More credits
>They get married
>Credits continue
>They somehow have half-human half-machine hellspawn children
>Credits
>Robot and Lisa hang out
>Robot and Bart hang out
>Moe tries to steal the bitch back
>Robot lights Moe on fire
>We see robot's whole family
>We see robot and Simpson families together
>This whole time Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" plays as credits roll
>Gracie Films
>Hear robot go Beep Boop Beep Boop
>Shhh!
>20th Century Fox
>Black screen
>Audience dumbfounded
>>77450600
>>the Robot is played by someone from the Big Bang Theory
>>77449632
>A dead show appears in another dead show in a cheap attempt to boost ratings for both dead shows
>>77450980
Where's the light coming from that's casting shadows in different directions?
>>77451012
The center of the rug, apparently.
>>77451012
That's not a picture it's a window
Alternatively, FG is so magnificent and perfect it literally glows with a powerful aura.
A Plot
>Lisa tries to get into the male-dominated world of videogames.
>Bart asks her why, when 53% of gamers are already female?
>Lisa has no answer
>Seeks out another male-dominated pastime
>Ends up joining Reverend Lovejoy's Model Railroad club
>Turns out Reverend Lovejoy was the only member of his club, so by joining Lisa has achieved total equality
>Her work here is done, so she quits.
B Plot
>Seeking inspiration from Lisa, Homer joins an all-female club and ends up doing Maternity Yoga
