Would you?
>>77423532
I'm no mugga.
She wants me to cry until no tears are left?
>>77423546
She's want you to impregnate her and then skedaddle
>>77423532
Going to war?
fuck no
>>77423546
shoot off your toe in the middle of it so you cxan dodge the draft
>>77423532
>Can't maintain an erection
>cry most of the night
>realize she'll cheat on me the second I'm on the train
>>77423546
Hit it and then get sniped by a German leaving her with an orphan bastard!
>>77423688
For real though. If I were legitimately going to war I would be freaking out too much to enjoy anything.
Whats the catch?
>>77423532
She wants me to shoot somebody? Is it her?
I don't understand this anology
>>77424097
The catch is that you remain boco. I'm so sorry.
>>77424168
Crap.
>>77423532
Delete my porn in the off chance I die?
>>77423532
>Make love to me...
>...Like my husband were away at war and you're the black scumshit I met on my favorite hook-up app that will get me pregnant and drive my husband into a psychotic break from reality
>>77423532
What an absurd number of pillows.
>>77423532
who's she?
>>77424562
The Marvel universe's Aphrodite, Greek Goddess of Love.
Would I?
>>77424602
Really?
Well, if Kratos can do it...
>>77424562
It's about par for the course with most women's beds. It's ridiculous. By the time they're done getting rid of the pillows to finally go to sleep, they've created a pillow maze on the side of the bed or have them stacked up like 7 feet high on a nearby chair. God damn ladies, why do you need so many stupid pillows?
>>77424602
Who she talking to in the comic?
>>77424634
Kek
>>77424681
Fuck, meant that for >>77424538
>>77424684
One of the greatest Marvel characters ever.
>>77424710
The world's tallest midget is in this comic?
>>77424710
You called?
>>77423532
In this time and age I'd make her sign a waiver first.
