Well howdy everyone! It's me, your old pal Butters! Boy oh boy, I sure am super excited for the brand new episode of South Park airing tonight at 10/9c (that's in just three hours, neato!) but boy do I HATE these stupid one week breaks they keep having this season! It feels like we're only allowed to have three episodes before they put a hard lock on our wieners and say "well now you have to wait TWO weeks for the next one, sir!", it's bananas! And now I hear the final break is going to be after the next two episodes, not three!
Hamburgers, I can't take it anymore! Somebody should do something about those bad TV people! Where's the police at!?
>Naughty Ninjas: After deliberating, the residents of South Park come to the conclusion that maintaining a police department, which would typically enforce their laws, protect their property and limit civil unrest, is no longer necessary in the community.
Oh.... I guess they don't exist anymore..
Kenny is best boy.
inb4 gay shit and political arguements
IT ANOTHER
MAKE A FUN
JAPANESE
EPISODEDES
RAPE DON KING
How do the Japanese choose who is gay?
How long till the stream?
>>77397938
DAMMIT anon! I was just about to suck your dick but you just had to inb4....fuck.
>>77398028
It's their subtle way to get back at us for the two bombs we dropped on them.
You'd better be careful before the Japanese decide you're gay, anon.
>>77398535
>It's their subtle way to get back at us for the two bombs we dropped on them.
I thought that was Chinpokomon
Another yaoi episode when?
>>77397872
I'm looking forward to Kenny being a badass
Bicicleta
>>77398535
I hope not I like hot dogs but not in that way if they started drawing images of me eating those differently it would ruin good for me
https://mega.nz/#F!3Iw0xDhL!fWIe0o9UTbPdLwR6FCMW7g
Mega link to s01e01-s19e06
>roleplaying
Because that's totally not weird or anything
Will PC Principal stop bullying her? She didn't even say anything last time.
>the ITS ON episode is on
randy sounds kinda different to me, anyone else hear it?
>>77398535
>You'd better be careful before the Japanese decide you're gay, anon.
But who decides what girls become lesbians? Since they didn't even bring up yuri at all...
>>77398747
She'll be the one who gets fed up and rips off his human costume to reveal the Crab Person inside.
>>77398871
Latins , trust me
>>77398754
Randy's voice used to be Trey doing an impression of his dad rather than more goofy/dumb-sounding.
>>77398747
I assume that next time, he'll yell at her, but she'll be home sick, so we'll just see an empty seat.
>>77398596
Fuck that, yuri episode please.
>>77398535
>It's their subtle way to get back at us for the two bombs we dropped on them
But that wasn't us, it was the chicken and the cow!
>>77398747
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, LESLIE POSTER
>>77398939
I'm thinking he'll be doing a presentation and will just be delivering it for a while, maybe giving the mic to someone else, and then BAM he interupts and tells Leslie to shut her fucking mouth.
Also kind of hoping this whole season is just about gentrifying south park and the Fractured but Whole is all about the new kid (Leslie or David, depending on who you pick) going "fuck this PC shit" and restoring the status quo.
Are there gonna begay ninjas?
>>77399096
now I'm picturing Naruto and Sasuke. I don't even watch that show
>>77399161
Well, some of the porn of them is pretty outstanding. Oddly enough, that's another show to air YAOI fan art of their characters.
do butters thread usually get made this early?
>>77399096
How many fingers do they have? I never counted.
Why is this show so cute? It makes me actually want to have kids.
>>77399249
Some times. It's good to do when there's been a gap because people want to get into SP mode
Shelly Episode when? COME ON!
Who has the best episodes?
Will Butters' boyfriend ever return?
>>77399521
Grey Dawn
Follow that Egg!
AWESOME-O
Breast Cancer Show Ever
Towelie
Pinewood Derby
Lord of the Rings episode
Free Hat
I'm a Little Bit Country
Trapped in the Closet
Marjorine
South Park is Gay
Britney's New Look
The New Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer
The List
Guitar Queer-O
Super Fun Time
Crack Baby Athletic Association
And of course, Krazy Kripples
Many other great ones I can't think of at the top of my head.
>>77399521
Standalone, Butters or Randy.
>>77399538no_
>>77399521
I realized recently that Mr Garrison was my favorite character. The Entity, Follow that Egg, D-yikes, etc. Has he even had a bad episode or scene?
People still watch South Park?
>>77398747
FUCK OFF LESLIE
>>77399538
He's in the current intro, so there is hope.
Is anyone gonna set up a stream for the new episode?
>>77399818
pennywise.net/allspstream
Favorite Kenny opening line? I like "I LIKE GIRLS WITH BIG FAT TITTIES, I LIKE GIRLS WITH DEEP VAGINAS" best just because of the sheer juvenile-ness of it
![South Park S08E11 Quest for Ratings.mkv_snapshot_19.15_[2015.11.03_20.57.39].png](https://i.imgur.com/2Bn0VSv.jpg "South Park S08E11 Quest for Ratings.mkv_snapshot_19.15_[2015.11.03_20.57.39].png")
>>77399521
>Gnomes
>Tweek vs. Craig
>Free Hat
>Child Abduction is Not Funny
>Tweek x Craig
Hmm... there's alot of breaks this season
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A WEEKLY SHOW
NANANA BLAHBLAHBLABLEHHHHH
>Butters wearing an occulus rift while punching his dad in the nuts
Kek
>>77399954
The link isn't working for me. Thanks anyway, I guess.
>>77399990
Man, it feels weird to remember that Tweek was a main character for a while. Was it for a whole season before they replaced him with Butters?
>>77400668
naw it was like four episodes max
wait...
no wait didn't tweek replace butters?
>>77399954
am I missing something?
pennywise.net isn't even a site
>>77401035
He's trying to be funny. Pennywise is the name of a band I haven't heard about in over a decade, so that's how unfunny of a shitpost his post was.
>>77400668
well the episode isn't on for another hour
What's the link to that stream with the guy? I want to watch the behind-the-scenes for Tweek x Craig.
>>77398028
It's their mutant ability, they gained it through radiation. Now they can tell who's gay and who's straight in aflash
>>77398535
it was not america who bombed japan it was those cowards chicken and cow... and they framed dolphin and whale to hid their crime.
>>77401146
Isn't Pennywise the name of some clown in some book by some overrated airport novelist?
Can Tweek x Craig be topped this season? It became one of my favorite episodes because of the yaoi and fake breakup moments.
>>77401258
Dan Brown
yes craig x tweek is better
>>77401336
agreed i lost it when the Japanese guy singing started shouting
>>77401366
no I think he means Stephen Hawking, you know, the author of The Shining and The God Delusion.
Lol the scientology episode is on right now.
>Uh, hello? It's a scam, dummy!
>>77401437
>Stephen Hawking, you know, the author of The Shining and The God Delusion.
No, you're thinking of Christopher Poole. Albert Einstein wrote The God Delusion.
>>77401462
wasn't albert Einstein atheist?
>>77401258
No its the last name of Bruce Waynes butler Alfred Pennywise
So when should we expect someone to put the new episode online? By tonight? In an hour and 15?
>>77401509
No, he's the guy who invented the first meme, longcat.Really.
I wasn't around last week, what did I miss?
>>77401553
usually it's up on kat/tpb in 720p an hour after it airs and 1080p a couple days later
>>77401587
They had a break last week
>>77401592
Cool. I can't wait!
>>77401545
that's pennyworth
Suptv . org playing it
>>77401662
>Suptv . org
Thank you based Frogposter.
>>77401336
for me the top 3 so far are
>stunning and brave
>tweek x craig
>the one with the canadian immigrants
>>77398629
Same. He's so based.
>>77401592
Yeah, the web downloads are released next day.
I get my episodes from BTN and people are usually on top of that kind of stuff. Pretty based.
>>77401662
Thanks for being awesome.
>>77401692
>>77401336
Top three are
>safe space
>tweek x craig
>stunning and brave
>>77401692
Safe Space is my #1 for this season so far. It's also hugely relevant with the shit going around. Go figure, South Park tackles the modern SJW movement and SJWs cry about not having a safe space. It's like they're parodying themselves.
>>77399714
>Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
>>77400819
>no wait didn't tweek replace butters?
Yes
>>77401752
they should hire someone to censor all the problematic parts of south park and then view it in safety
>>77399714
>cartman breaks the egg
That was funny as shit. Mr Garrison is the best, I agree.
>>77399521
The Coon Trilogy
Le Petite Tourette
Major Boobage
Passion of the Jew
The Sucubus
Guitar Queer O
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Broadway Bro Down
You're Getting Old
Black Friday Trilogy
Towelie
Crippled Summer
Stanley's Cup
Trapped in the Closet
>>77401662
Is it going to stream Tweek x Craig?
>>77399586
>>77401822
>Reading comprehension
>>77401692
Top 3
1. Tweek X Craig
2. The City Part of Town
3. Safe Space
So do people think R. Kelly is gay? I've heard about Cruise and Travolta, but this episode is the only thing I've seen that suggests R. Kelly is gay, too.
>>77401899
Unsure but he literally has a song/music video about hiding in the closet while his girlfriend cheats on him with another man.
>>77401899
No, people think R. Kelly is a bombastic idiot.
>>77401662
Is the audio quality as bad as it was last time?
>>77401787
I did just that. Here's a video of the entirety of South park with the problematic parts removed.
>>77401859
He asked "WHO has the best episodes" and they informed him that they in fact had the best episodes of series ready to show him.
>>77401899
age aint nothin but a number
>John Smith
>Jane Smith
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr7dbiDHtNw
preview for those who have not seen it yet
>>77401899
>R.Kelly
Wrong guy?
>>77401923
Oh, okay.
>>77401822
8.5/10, good taste, would watch and pay attention to a clear majority of these episodes while possibly spacing out during a couple of them
>>77401899
>>77401926
Does anyone even think about R. Kelly? His career seems to be over and he's a forgotten person. In a decade, no one will care he ever existed.
>>77401935
>He asked "WHO has the best episodes" and they informed him that they in fact had the best episodes of series ready to show him
>>77401930
>black
this offends me
>>77401943
I probably saw that episode five times before I noticed that.
Hope this means Barbrady gets some attention for once.
I hate to add to the list of people asking for streams, but I'd love to have one ready to go.
>>77401928
nevermind it's still awful
>>77401965
Only when they watch that South Park episode. Kind of like Tina Yothers.
>Being gay means people give you money
Kek
Did anyone ever figure out why they keep giving Tweak and Craig money when talking about them being gay?
THE BOOK OF LOVE IS LONG AND BORING
>>77402133
use brettygood com if you can't stand suptv's audio quality
Taking my coffee without sugar or cream for a week and I wanted to tell everybody.
>>77402175
God stops being omniscient to watch gay sex very carefully, so giving gay people money is like redeeming 1 more sinner somewhere in the eyes of the lord.
>>77402187
AND IIIIIIIIIII LOVE IT WHEN YOU SING TO ME!
>>77402164
Oh man now I feel stupid. Thank you though.
>>77402134
Im so sick of you fuckers coming in there and bitching about the audio quality. Sorry I dont have a state of the art audio card but just be fucking happy Im giving you shit now eat it up piggy. Godfuckingdamn I hate you guys.
I want a cupid me.
>>77402215AHHH
TweekxCreig OTP
>>77402231
sorry for having standards
>official south park twitter recommending a tumblr ship tag
heh
>>77399988
I didn't realize it ever changed.
>>77402231
I appreciate it faggot.
>>77401752
I really liked Safe Space, the song, even if the idea behind it in reality is fucking retarded.
>Cupid Cartman will never pee in your mouth.
STREEEEAAAAMMM
>>77402321
S1-2: "I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas"
S3-5: "Hey, I've got a 10-inch penis, use your mouth if you wanna clean it"
S7-10: "Someday I'll be old enough to stick my dick up Britney's butt!"
S10+: " I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it"
>The rape of Don King
>the rape of don king
every time
BOY LOVERU
>>77402423
How did Japanese or Chinese westaboos take this joke?
>>77398946
>Up Ship Creek - Fed up with the Asian girls drawing the boys as couples and the rest of the girl's encouraging it, they decide to counter attack with Yuri and recruit the male Asian student body, meanwhile Cartman & Butters go to Japan to unlock the power of turning people gay only to discover something between them they never knew.
>Without a Yaoi Paddle - When Wendy and one of the Asian girls become a couple due to the Yuri art of them, both the boys and the girls become afraid of the true power of gay shipping, Cartman and Butters come back with the source of Japan's power of turning people gay which causes Japan to wage war with the U.S.
Face it, this is the two parter special we need to see.
Damn hipster background
>>77402231
You think you're hot shit because you post a toaster-quality stream of a show? We can google this shit by the time we wake up tomorrow morning and find at least a dozen streams that are all better than yours.
>>77402459
They were more angry at Koreans and Japanese girls being friends at school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmErRm-vApI
God damn this song is depressing.
>>77402470
Good except Cartman x Butters is shit. Cartman x anyone is shit for that matter.
It makes me feel so stupid how emotional this episode makes me feel
Matt and Trey have been on point with the songs lately.
>>77402487
I honestly don't understand how anyone can willingly listen to it.
>>77402509
Anyone x anyone a shit.
Shipping a shit.
>>77402522
You have to be a normie.
>>77402486
Koreans are still salty at us for keeping them as slaves during war time
Whenever I'm playing an MMO and a Korean or Chinese player comes on and knows I'm a jap they still got so much butt hurt from being conquered over and over by us they won't talk to me
>>77402539
Well, that explains it.
>US GAMER GIRLS RIGHT
every fucking time
>>77402523
He looks so sad D:I want to give him a hug
>>77398747
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU GOD DAMN LESLIE POSTER
>>77402539
>normies actually got pissed at South Park for using Book of Love because it was their wedding song
>>77402470
Eww yuri is fucking gross.
Also butters deserves better than cartman.
>>77402555
>Not wanting to give sad Tweek a hug.
Tweek is kind of adorable when he isn't hyped up on coffee.
>>77402579
Yuri is the purest form of love.
>>77402584
That's Craig you misbegotten creature.
Every time Craig's dad cries I lose it. Fuck.
>>77402619
Who /only on this joke of a board for south park/ here?
>>77402619
he's adorable when he is hyped up on coffee, too
crippling paranoia is moe
>>77402579
>Eww yuri is fucking gross.
are you gay anon?
yuri is like the purest form of love
>>77402187
>>77402226
>>77402579
>>77402623
But thats forbidden love!
HOW CAN CRAIG HAVE BLACK HAIR IF HIS DAD HAS ORANGE HAIR AND HIS MOM HAS BLONDE HAIRAND A BIG BLONDE BUSH
drives me nuts
>>77402659
>not liking comics
Pleb
>>77402623
Yaoi is the purest form of love. Yuri is disgusting and should be gassed
>>77402538
>implying Mr. Slave x Big Gay Al isn't based
>>77402659
right here
>>77402659
ya got me
>>77402181
I think it's just that everyone's so PC they want to do everything they can to support gay people.
Someone post working stream link
I really like this music. I have a Google play account and can't find any South Park music except for San Diego. Where can I find all the South Park music?
Who /Much/ here?
>>77402685
Because of dominant and recessive genes. Fuck, they teach that in grade school.
>>77402721
nope, just flossing my teeth
>>77402685
obviously craig's mom slept around on craigs dad. also why is craigs dead mom alive again
>>77399161
>>77399161
>>77399188
required watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlC0eJ6m-1M
>>77402700
This. It's just an exaggeration on how hard people try to be supportive of homosexuals. They're literally giving them money just for being gay.
>>77402688
Yuri is pure love. YAOI is true love. Get your facts straight.
>>77402659
/co/mblr was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.
But South Park is good.
>>77402741
that was Clyde's mom
>>77402659
You caught me.
Inb4 Leslie shut your piehole
Oh shi-
It's on.
>>77402659
Are the /tv/ threads any good?
>>77399988
>>77402417
yeah that's definitely the best one. 3-5 is good too but the others suck
>>77402770
>LESLIE YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
>Commercials immediately after the theme song
Why?
>>77402659
/v/irgin here, you caught me.
>>77402659
Pretty much. I'm only here because sad butters gets me off.
>>77402721
Hey buddy!
>>77402352
>I really liked Safe Space, the song, even if the idea behind it in reality is fucking retarded.
and after Yale and Missouri incidents this last week, the SJWs keep trying to make Safe Space something truly real to push for.
>>77402770
I like this running joke.
>>77402770
LESLIE SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP
>>77402723
eh.. pretty difficult though. you can't be heterozygous for being red haired, and blondes with darker hair genes frequently get darker haired as time goes on
>>77402741
your thinking of Clyde
>>77402723
but if they have blonde and orange hair didn't they only get the recessive genes from their parents?
BARBRADY!
>>77402659
So THAT's why this board is getting shitty now
>>77402776
They're okay but most people are here.
>>77402723
Wouldn't Craig's mom and dad only have the recessive genes of their parents, though?
Oh shit a Barbrady episode for once
>tfw no tv
Tell me what happen.
>Barbrady's beat up ass cruiser
Why did this make me feel sad?
>>77402809
Hey fwend!
Damn it Leslie!
inb4 it's FUCKING LESLIE
>it's a Barbrady episode
GODDAMNIT LESLIE
>>77402822
more to the point, you can't be white and have BLACK black hair. gotta be at least a little mediterranean. no way a blonde and a ginger gave birth to that. he's adopted.
DAMMIT LESLIE!
>calling the police on Leslie
>>77397872
God damn it Leslie
AHAHAHA I KNEW IT WAS LESLIE
FUCKING
LESLIE
FUCKIN LESLIE
>Leslie BTFO
>Episode starts with leslie getting btfo
FUCKING LESLIE!
Is that the theme from The Rock?
Poor Leslie
Barbrady is racist!
LESLIE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
>>77402770
YOU CALLED IT!
LESLIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
fucking leslie
>>77402815
She thinks talking to her friends is more important than listening about third world countries.
>called the cops to get Leslie to shut up
>Barbrady comes back to shoot a kid
dis gon b gud
NO NOT BARBRADY
OH GOD NO
>>77398747
>He called the fucking cops
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>77402871
Fuck off Boco
Fuckin' Leslie.
>used to be the only cop
Now that was legit funny
BARBRADY NO
>Swat team for Leslie
>diversity in 3rd world countries
>Barbrady shooting a latino kid
My sides
>Barbrady is the subject of police brutality episode
Oh boy
I know this is an unpopular view not held by others on the broad, but South Park is one of the few funny shows left on the television.
>Barbrady is fired
why
Fuck.
Weak dude.
>The sunglasses
NO BARBRADY
>It's a Barbrady episode
>>77402685
Maggie Waller genetically modified Craig's dad to change his reproductive material to a copy of Bruce Wayne's, duh.
WHOA SHIT
>Barbady without glasses
awkward
Fucking Leslie
No... not the sunglasses...
>They took his sunglasses
ohh shit
>Barbrady's eyes
Huh...
Barbrady ;_;
>you're from another time Barbrady, and the last thing that needs to go
The South Park we once knew is dead.
>BARBRADY'S EYES
>You're from another time, and you're the last thing that needs to go
>tfw they've killed off/stopped using most of their early Season characters
pls no
>Barbrady without his sunglasses
He's just eric holy shit
