>THEY'RE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME, WHICH MEANS THEY MUST BE EVIL!
Have you tried NOT being a mutant?
wait, are we posting actual subtlety, or joke-subtlety?
Hank: She's not strong enough.
Alex: Why, because she's just a girl?
>We don't like what we don't understand!
>In fact it, scares us!
>>77383202
The mutants as gays allegory is better than the mutants as blacks allegory (because most can pass for normal and anyone's kid could turn out that way once puberty hits), but it's still a terrible allegory. Mutants are hated and feared because they're fucking powerful.
They're closer to rich people than anything.
>>77383636
>The mutants as gays allegory is better than the mutants as blacks allegory
>>77383636
It's why it's not gay or blacks it's just the bbc notice the mom was a little turned on they're just walking black dicks
>>77383636
>Mutants are hated and feared because they're powerful
But they're not, it's the mutants with shit powers that typically get fucked over by the hate groups.
>>77383658
How is it not?
>>77383636
except the government doesn't like them.
They're more like foreign countries, if anything. They COULD be harmless, sure, but they could also be building a nuclear program! Better lock down on that and fearmonger for support/taxes
>>77383658
It's not like you can be in the black closet and have your latent blackness come out during puberty.
Unless you're one of those Greek looking motherfuckers I guess.
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL
>>77383661
The useless ones wouldn't be hated like that if all mutants were that ineffectual.
I like this thread idea.
>>77383680
This they're immigrants and Germany is going to take in 1 million mutants I heard
>>77383697
>So this is how democracy dies...To thunderous applause.I thought that line was really good writing when I was younger.
Subtlety: The Motion Picture
>>77383751
Captain Planet makes it look nuanced in comparison.
>>77383114
>CULTURE THESE DAYS SUCKS GUYS!
>>77383751
But it's fine because it had Tim Curry singing and a bodacious fairy babe.
>>77383775
>But at least they felt things had a purpose
YEAH YOU TOTALLY FELT THAT BECAUSE YOU WERE TOTALLY THERE
>>77383775
>>77383829
I'm pretty sure that "desperately poor" people in 2010 were objectively better off than "desperately poor people" in 1910.
And most "culture" in 1910 SUCKED and only the elite paid attention to it, poor people were too busy being hungry to read books or go to the theatre
>>77383334
I was in a production of this musical
I had to suppress laughter every time we sang this line
it's just so spot on
>>77383865
...context?
>>77383661
>it's the mutants with shit powers that typically get fucked over by the hate groups.
Yeah. Because the powerful ones go around busting up cities and declaring themselves the second coming
It's easy for Cyclops to say it's a gift when his powers are great and he lives in a mansion surrounded by sex goddesses who want his dick.
Some drunk redneck starts shit and it's ZAP! ZAP! MOTEHR FUCKER and driving home to get a blow job.
Newt boy however doesn't get any blow jobs because Im not even sure he has a dick.
>>77383114
Savages is anything but subtle, and I'm sure that was supposed to be the intention and goal.
>>77383114
Well savages are barely even human and the guy had a lot of money and the soldiers/colonists with him didn't look like they were there for humanist reasons.
>>77383730
Its certainly not subtle but its not a bad idea in practice. Lots of despots have taken over basically during "thunderous applause". Its kind of the norm, if you don't clap you would likely be killed anyways.
>>77383945
The real Ratcliffe wanted to trade peacefully with the natives and their response was to tie him to a post, skin his face, then roast him alive.
>>77383659
What the fuck am I reading?
>>77383913
>>77383982
And the real Pocahontas was 14 years old and the real John Smith was a liar with a massive amount of facial hair. Also there were two John Ratcliffe on that colony
>>77384025
>14 years old
Pretty sure she was 12 at the oldest. Also completely naked and with a name that translates to "slutty loli".
For babbies
>>77384061
Kamala is a rare case of minority status affecting a character without being what defines them.
>>77384076
Wrong thread?
>>77384061
>Sammiches
>BLT
>BLT
>Spicy Chicken
>?
I feel like there must be an explanation for this.
>>77384118
Without ever having read it, I'd guess the actual dialogue is her talking about how she can't eat pork or something.
>>77384121
It's funny cause they ended up romancing in Avengers 2
>>77383114
Most of the time different is evil. History does not know such a thing as peacful existance of two different cultures.
>nice s
>>77384121
POSTING PORN ON A SFW BOARD 10 POINTS FROM GRYIFFINDOR
>>77384132
Bingo.
>>77384118
You mean the question mark? Probably just a sandwich of the day thing.
>>77384185
Or just a joke about skeevy gas-station mystery meat
>>77384121
BUTTFUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>77383114
Don't know why, but there's 2 versions of the song
>What can you expect from filthy little heathens, here's what you get when races are diverse
>What can you expect from filthy little heathens, their whole disgusting race is but a curse
Don't know which is the original and which is the edit, but I vastly prefer the second one
>>77384230
I believe the second one is the original, most likely edited for future releases.
The former of the two seems really clumsy.
>>77384121
Are all the mods actually asleep? Its been like 15 minutes.
>>77384009
I... Don't get it.
>>77384061
Kill yourself.
>>77384121
I want to know from where the later part of that gif is.
>>77383829
Actually, she's an immortal. So yeah.
>>77383730
Fuck, I still like it.
>>77384420
I think he's talking about Alan Moore not even being born in 1910
>>77384288
Buttfucking in the pussy is always related content and should not be deleted.
>>77384372
http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/stafani-sierra/1025171/
at 24:15
>>77384533
Dang, I was expecting to see some Hulk action, not some boring regular porn.
>>77383775
Didn't Harry Potter turn out to be the Antichrist and murder/rape everyone in Hogwarts?
>>77384695
you're thinking of HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>77384482
>Alan Moore not even being born in 1910
>>77384695
Yes, even more subtlety.
He also shot lightning from his penis.
He was killed by Mary Poppins.
>>77383982
I was only talking in the context of the movie but I am okay with you giving me a short history lesson from high school.
>>77384146
But what happened to Betty? Did Hulk kill her?
>>77383865
That entire run was Subtlety: The Comic. I have never read a cape comic this painful.
>>77383114
Funny thing is he's right and we've evolved distrust of outsiders for very good reasons.
>>77383636
You know, can you imagine a gun nut defending a mutant because it would in his own warped worldview go against the second ammendment?
A good Samaritan isn't about someone you expect to be nice after all.
>>77386370
Its not that big of a leap.
>you have the right to defend yourself as you see fit
>this man just so happens to be able to sprout knives
You're getting into different territory when you get up to people who can level a building since you need licenses and money to do that if you're not a mutie.
>>77386449
*to have the firepower to do that
Remember kids, you CAN own a bazooka or a working tank cannon in America, you just need to pass the background checks for the paperwork and have a couple hundred grand.
>>77383730
Its the only piece of script that i liked.Its a good line anon.
>>77384061
What does her being a slime, have to do with anything? Unless its an entegral part of her growth arc.
>>77383334
I know Howard Ashman was dying of AIDS when he wrote that but Jesus Christ would it kill him to write believable lyrics for an angry mob?
>>77383872
Bitch, books were huge (you had streets of shops that sold really cheaply printed stuff) and music halls, popular theatre, etc was on every corner.
>>77384061
She's not bitching about Palestine or telling tribal leaders and Imams to tell their followers to vote Labour or go to hell though so how am I to know if she's a Muslim or not?
>>77383751
faeries are fucking sadistic assholes irl tho
>>77383872
I see you're new to history
>>77386609
Check if you're in the Midlands
>>77386370
>Implying gun enthusiasts have a warped worldview
![b216057f2b7ffb9d62422d7f6d3bb09e[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/aGy9x7V.gif "b216057f2b7ffb9d62422d7f6d3bb09e[1].gif")
>>77383697
Oh christ we'll be here all day if we count the Star Wars prequels.
>>77386730
I'm pretty confident that poor people in 1910 were objectively worse off than those in 2010
>>77386804
which is why it's obvious you don't know what you're talking about
>>77386816
Explain to me how poor people in 1910 were better off than those in 2010 then
>"prejudice and hate are as toxic as any other pollutant."
>>77386898
that was actual line?
truly a show ahead of its time
>>77385875
>Hey Cap look over there
>Alight
>HA FOOLED YOU
Christ that fan fiction was awful.
>>77386898
Captain Planet is the most fucking useless superhero ever. How the fuck do you work when the thing you're supposed to be fighting is your kryptonite?
>>77386771
That's some insane troll "logic" you got there.
>>77387230
Because he's insanely OP otherwise.
Like, he could drill to the core of the Earth in a minute and swim through magma like it was nothing, fly to the ocean and create a hurricane, then bring it into land to douse a forest fire, all sorts of insane shit.
>>77387298
Care to point out what exactly is insane about it? If something has value, it is worth protecting, if it is worth protecting, it is worth protecting effectively, firearms are currently the most effective way to protect a thing, that are readily available to the common man.
>>77387298
Nice rebuttal.
>>77384061
I thought this was a joke about dicks and now I'm disappointed it was an edit.
Shame on you anon.
>>77383730
what reason did she have over anyone else to be against palpetine's reforms?
>>77383775
jesus I hope this was meant to be stupid and not Moore using that character as a mouthpiece
because god damn that's a dumb sentiment
>>77387961
Moore is using the characters as a mouthpiece.
The theme of LoEG vol III is "the decline of fiction".
This becomes even less subtle with Harry Potter being the Antichrist, a pathetic loser manchild
>>77383636
Except rich people aren't oppressed. At worst they're subjects of bitter envy from lower classes and moral criticism from socialists. At best they're celebrated as role models of success.
In comparison, admitting you're a mutant seems like a straight-up taboo when outside the company of other mutants.
>>77384230
The second is the theatrical release and first printing of the soundtrack, it was changed for the VHS release and subsequent prints of the soundtrack were changed. They also changed another line, from "dirty redskin devils" to "dirty shrieking devils".
>>77383802
I'm never going to stop saying this but Hexxus was too good for ferngully.
I'm going to fucking have that written on my tombstone
>>77387933
She saw the OT.
>>77388079
>when you're so PC that you cant let an evil racist character be evil and racist
>>77388186
Personally, I think "shrieking" works better than "redskin" in terms of dehumanizing the natives.
>>77383636
There really isn't a perfect allegory for mutants because there isn't anything that's similar to having laser beam eyes or storm powers.
>>77388439
pretty sure gays can breathe fire
>>77384104
>Hey let's showcase these 3 separate franchises together for no other reason but that we own all of them
Disney
>>77383114
>>77383334
/pol/ would never be self aware enough to say this but it is interesting that literally all of their views can be explained with it.
>>77387298
>tvtropes
Die.
>>77386898
>What?
>Come on...
>What's happening?
>Adolf... You're gay.
>>77383697
This is a reference to ROTJ when Obi-Wan says "from a certain point of view, Darth Vader killed your father." Dont know why people hate it
>>77388475
I'm going to be honest with you: This is only half the story.
Bisexuals are invisible 364 days out of the year, the only exception being Bi-Visibility Day.
Gay Men can breath fire, but only after Chipotle night and only one way. Chipotle night is not bedroom night.
Lesbians have an uncontrolled ability to make men flirt with them no matter how much they don't want them to. It's the worst power ever.
>>77389195
It's because it's after a scene of him murdering children
>>77389266
not really
>>77389195
Because Obi Wan was calm and conciliatory at the time, while Anakin was pent up with rage. One is just a guy trying to weasel out of his lies, the other is supposed to be a massive 'fuck you.'
>>77389195
Because at this point he knows Palpatine absolutely was a Sith and was plotting to perpetuate the war. Windu and the other Jedi haven't done anything evil; they've been protecting themselves and the republic from threats. He knows this. He was there.
What he's actually saying is the Jedi didn't advance him through their ranks fast enough for his liking, that siding with Palpatine helped him to fulfill his goals better, and that nothing he did was actually his fault.
>>77383248
Where's that from?
>>77386898
I like Hitler's Fu Machu mustache.
>>77383697
I appreciate that they were having a civil arguement in the middle of all that.
>>77384044
That was her nickname because she used to do naked cartwheels in front of the Europeans and not her actual name.
Wait a minute, that card.
>>77390734
>Only a Sith speak in absolutes!
I can't believe someone didn't slap George because of that. I mean, the whole conversation is just really fucking weird. Anakin is basically saying that the world is subjective, and that he just ended the war and is trying to save his wife's life, and Obiwan flips the fuck out because the first rule of being a jedi is "don't join the dark side". Its just surreal because Obiwan is the one acting out of absolute moral authority while yelling at Anakin that absolutes are absolutely bad.
Sure, the whole conversation is under the light of Anakin's "If you're not with me, you're against me", but you have to remember Obiwan is a leading member of the military brass that just tried to assassinate the Chancelor because he was a Sith. (you know, forget the whole secret leader of the separatists business) It was very much a situation of "look, you need to stand down. There's going to be an investigation in to what part you played in the attemped coup, and you're my friend so I'll do what I can for you, but the Jedi fucked up, big time. If you're innocent, I'll do everything in my power to make sure justice is done."
That's how a rational story would play out. Of course, Anakin takes a hit of Dark Side cocaine and immediately murders some children and chokes his wife, who then dies because she "loses the will to live", because all that characterization of her being a strong, independent woman who fights for what's right is an indication she will just lay down and die when things get rough.
>>77386639
Fairies don't exist anon.
I'm sorry.
>>77383334
>Angry mob admitting theyre just scared
hahah nah
>>77386568
Eh, subtlety and kis movies go together like oil and water
>>77388032
No, the point of that was one of the unifying theme of Century being people's perception of perception of satanic worship. Fictional versions of Crowley are the villain in all three parts of Century, he's Voldermort in the last one. People said Crowley worshiped the Devil in 1910, they said rock and roll was the Devil in the 60s, and they said Harry Potter was the Devil in the 2000s. The central conceit in Century is that they were all right. Sorry that went over your head, even if Moore was a total fucking hypocrite for saying people shouldn't write his Watchman characters while he was himself writing about Harry Potter killing Alan Quartermain with a thunderbolt ejaculation.
>>77391038
For the record that exchange was explicitly a commentary at George W Bush's infamous "if you're not with us you're against us" line directed at the UN. But that just makes it even more embarrassing.
>>77383114
>multiculturalism is wrong
Don't see hte problem.
>>77391297
Reminds me of Prince of Persia movie
A pretty fun adventure movie in the vein of Pirates of the Caribbean.
But of course since it takes place in the middle east they had throw in a dumb reference to the whole "accuse the middle east of having nukes to excuse going to war for oil" thing.
It baffles me that they thought political commentary that blunt belonged in a family movie.
>>77391379
This teebeeh family.
>>77391380
Srsly tho, just replace "WMDs" with "weapon stockpiles" and "oil" with "sands of time" and you've literally got it
>>77391230
you may be right on that over all theme but Alan Moore literally said Century was about the decline of western civilization in an interview.
he's a crotchety old man.
>>77386370
Major gun nut organizations don't pitch shitfits when black people have their right to bear arms violated (eg anytime a black person is in trouble or attacked for having a weapon without actually brandishing it whether or not they have one) so why should most of them care about mutants?
People are not inherently logical or free from hypocrisy and you're expecting either from the same people that plan for a random military grade home invasion for the sole purpose of rape/murder as if they're remotely important enough for that.
>YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME
>VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
>IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY
Take your pick.
>>77389707
Chip Ahoy! commerical if you can believe it.
>>77383697
"Only Sith deal in absolutes"
>>77389195
Because it makes no sense. Nothing the Jedi have done has been evil. The only time they appear dark is when Mace is gonna kill Palpatine because he's too dangerous alive, but under the circumstances he's right. He's the guy running the whole show and is extremely powerful seeing how he was able to go about unnoticed for so long
When Obi Wan says it he means that the man he knew a Anakin Skywalker ended and Vader took his place. when Anakin says it he sounds like a fucking idiot.
>>77391744
>Do or do not, there is no "try"
>>77383872
Ever hear of a Lyceum?
>>77386771
Because asshole idiots will whip their gun out at the drop of a hat if they feel threatened and more than likely make the situation worse.
>>77383802
There are plenty of GOOD things with Tim Curry singing, though.
Have you seen Muppets Treasure Island?
>>77389277
It's "not really" after a scene where he murders children? A scene that happens specifically before this scene? Are you literally LITERALLY retarded?
>>77383114
That wasn't subtle.
That wasn't subtle at all.
>>77392360
Subtle
>But if I give myself up, won't that save millions of people?
Yes, Clark, that is the exact moral dilemma you are facing. Thanks for spelling it out; my retardation prevented me from understanding.
I don't have a screencap, but from Transfourmers
>Marky Mark is a down-on-his-luck inventor who is struggling for cash
>His daughter opens a letter indicating she can't pay for college because they have no money to even pay for the house
>There's a sign on his house that says "for sale" presumably because he can't pay for his house
>A racist sassy black lady caricature yells at Marky Mark for not paying for his house
>All of this is to show the audience that Marky Mark can't pay for his house
>Then he walks out of the house and says to absolutely no one except the audience "I gotta figure out a way to pay for my house!"
OH. I DIDN'T GET THAT BEFORE.
>>77391744
>>77392190
Explain this to me SW fags
>>77383698
Yes, they would. They look weird and Marvel citizens are assholes.
>>77392728
false equivalence
>>77392728
Easy. The prequels are garbage. "Do or do not. There is no try" is a great line. "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is dumb bullshit.
>>77392728
One was a line spewing irony and the other was pointing out there only being two outcomes for the situation Luke was in. It was either get the x-wing out of the swamp or don't
>
>>77392597
If only Zod had made a polite call saying "We've lost a baby on this planet, please give it back to us so we can reunite him with his [s]parents[/s] people, we miss him a lot" instead of going "Imma gonna rape your skulls if you don't bring that fucker to me in 24h"...
But I guess the Villain Retardation Syndrom comes with the job.
>>77391185
a bug's life did it pretty well
>>77387802
Not him but guns are a terribly inefficient way to defend yourself. 9 times out of 10 the person needing to defend himself won't get his gun out in tim.e
>>77383114
>Whole movie portrays this guy as an intolerant bigot who hates natives.
>Real life guy almost had a mutiny on his hands because he was too giving to the natives in trade. Mutiny didn't happen because the natives tied him to a stake, cut the skin off of his face with clams, and then burned him alive.
>>77393019
with clams? man that must have been painful as fuck
>>77393019
Really? On the far-ass end of the world, with no one around to contradict you besides filthy savages, it seems way more likely to me that his own people turned on him and then put the blame on the natives, making sure he was killed so "savagely" that no one would doubt them.
>>77389194
when he stared into hitmanchu's eyes it weakened him due to pure hate
>>77391038
>Anakin takes a hit of Dark Side cocaine and immediately murders some children and chokes his wife, who then dies because she "loses the will to live"
This bit, along with the "I need to save my wife from childbirth!! (in a setting where coma/hypothermia victims can be healed in a tank" will always be the most ridiculous parts of the prequels.
Even if they HAD to feature child massacres, couldn't they have had the clone troopers do it while Vader "turned the other way"/ignored it? That would have fitted his character as it wa sin the OT far more (ie standing back while Tarkin destroys Alderaan, etc)
>>77388785
>bringing up muh pole out of nowhere
holy shit dat butthurt
Is there ever a time when you're not obsessed with them?
>>77393319
>This bit, along with the "I need to save my wife from childbirth!! (in a setting where coma/hypothermia victims can be healed in a tank"
I don't understand why Lucas got away with this plot point. It's so fucking stupid even a child watching the movies would point it out. It's so easy to fix too, just say instead of her dying in childbirth she dies in a premonition of an accident somewhere. Anakin goes nuts trying to keep her safe but the premonitions keep getting stronger and stronger so he becomes desperate and turns to the dark side for help. Then DUN DUN DUN his darkside edgyness is what causes the accident in the first place. It's babbys first plot twist, but infinitely better than the bullshit we got.
Lucas must have surrounded himself with the most shameless ass kissing yes men he could find.
>>77383697
Just saw this yesterday. Who writes this shit?
Mace Windu was even worse
>>77393319
Also Anakin's fall makes no sense. "Whoops, just got tricked into killing Mace Windu. Guess I'm a child-killing ragemonster now."
He accidentally does an evil act and then becomes evil from it when it should have been the other way around.
Anyone have the dindu panel from Waid's Daredevil where a white went out of their way to gun a black youth down for no discernible reason?
>>77393550
The entire movie should have been written around Anakin being seduced by the darkside.
Instead he instantly turns in the last half hour so we can have a 15 minute CGI lightsaber battle.
>>77386898
>tfw learning that Hitler actually DID have a Fu Manchu mustache, and only shaved it due to military regulations, particularly those involving facial hair for fighter pilots
>>77386771
Protecting your own life by taking another isn't valuing anything, bub.
>>77391710
Well we arent supposed to agree with armstrong
Besides you could spend an entire thread about how subtle mgs is
>>77389277
He literally says the line after already murdering a bunch of children
>>77388785
explain how he's wrong then tumblr
>>77393550
I think it would've been better if Anakin was slowly getting more annoyed by the jedi's tactics, and near the 2/3 mark, something happens, like a CIS general is on the ground gloating about how many he's killed, but Anakin can't kill him because jedi reasons, the guy fatally shoots Padme with a hidden blaster, and that pushes him to the dark side. He kills the guy, then when Obi Wan chastises him, his frustration finally does it.
>>77393875
That's retarded. Protecting your life is valuing everything. Why do people got such weak wills these days? Think that the only thing about them is that they happen to be themself. I'd gladly kill someone like that to save my own life.
>>77383680
Governments really didn't like gays either for a long time. The British government castrated Turing for being gay.
>>77393875
God dammit you are fucking stupid. Holy shit I am actually mad.
>>77391710
I'd love to see Armstrong as a Captain America villain.
>>77394077
It's funny: right now pedophiles are chemically castrated to protect people from their "deviancy" just as gays were decades ago. Pedophiles are often the subject of mob justice, just as gays were decades ago. Known pedophiles are socially and employmentally outcasted, just as gays were decades ago. The subject of pedophilia was utterly taboo and would rarely be treated with openmindedness, just as it was decades ago with the subject of homosexuality.
In many cases, the slippery slope is not a fallacy.
>>77383751
Don't forget its spiritual SuccessorI liked Epic quite a bit
>>77394255
So you're saying, in the future you think people who diddle kids are going to be like our gays?
I strongly doubt that.
>>77383114
Well, they are canibals. He was not wrong.
>>77394255
>>77394381
Im trying to imagine what future pedo pride parades would look like
>>77394381
I hope not, but the patterns are there. Gays had their own NAMBLA, understanding of human psychology changed which made us start to think that gays aren't mentally ill and there's nothing wrong with it.
This shit with Lena Dunham is a precursor. Bitch straight up admitted she used to sexually molest her younger sibling and at the age of 16 would to masturbate in front of her and make her watch, and she's a celebrity that people defend.
It's fucked up.
>>77394425
Have you never heard of NAMBLA?
>>77394255
>homosexuality being legal for several decades now
>people still consider pedophiles abhorrent monsters
Yeah, no. Your slippery slopes continue to be slippery slopes.
>>77394473
>conveniently forgetting NAMBLA was a joke from day one
>trying to dismiss decades of scientific research as "changing the understanding of human psychology"
>>/pol/
>>77393162
Could have happened. A bunch of other people died though, so I dunno.
>>77394473
>This shit with Lena Dunham is a precursor. Bitch straight up admitted she used to sexually molest her younger sibling and at the age of 16 would to masturbate in front of her and make her watch, and she's a celebrity that people defend.
No, that's just the Women are Wonderful effect at play.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E2%80%9CWomen_are_wonderful%E2%80%9D_effect
It's not pedophilia being excused. It's people going "Oh she's a woman, she can't actually harm anyone sexually."
>>77384876
The in-universe reason is probably that he didn't want to put her in danger anymore.
Actual reason is that Marvel has to split the profits of Hulk movies with Universal, so they don't intend on using her again.
>>77383114
But that is right. "Being evil" means "not following moral code our society has developed", which actually means "being too different".
>>77394563
Dan what are you doing here, shouldn't you be pitching the Doofenschmirtz spin-off to Disney?
>>77384741
what
>>77386771
I was wondering why this thread had so many new posts since I last checked.
>>77389195
"From a certain point of view" sounds like something people would actually say when trying to justify their mental gymnastics.
But in the middle of a fight? That whole exchange, from "I have failed you" to "you are lost" makes no sense.
>>77393530
Are you kidding? Mace Windu is the closest thing I can think of in the prequels to the way someone would speak in real life.
>>77388439
It's a weird combination of blacks, gays, firearms, and young people in general.
It's a unique conflict that really should not be written as a 1:1 allegory for any single real-world prejudice.
>>77388719
What does that have to do with this thread?
Also, I'm pretty sure they're showcasing them together to attract as wide of an audience as possible.
>>77389266
You mean "younglings".
>>77393550
>He becomes evil and then accidentally does an evil act
Something's a little off here
>>77395310
Obviously you need to remove the accidentally.
>>77385875
> Nothing will ever compare to 'NAAAAAAMM
christ no wonder we lost, the Nam vets STILL can't stop bitching
>>77386771
guns don't protect tho, shields do
>>77393162
I think it's also pretty likely that a tribal people with a history of sacrifice decided to kill the leader of these weird-ass people who showed up on their shores, regardless of how nice he was
Really we'll probably never know for sure
>>77392597
I stopped watching Gran Torino when Clint's character literally said:
>"I've got more in common with these chinks than my own family."
>>77393875
probably why they had to resort to using the qualifier "innocent life"
>>77386771
trick question, WE are not INNOCENT
>>77392793
It's literal equivalence. "Only Sith deal in absolutes" is itself an obvious absolute.
>>77395496
I believe the word he used was "gooks."
>>77394981
>You think the only people who are people are people who look and think like you
>Conflict is solved by locking up the weird-looking guy with different views
>>77395158
He didn't said "motherfucker" nearly enough.
>>77383730
That's because it's a good line, anon.
>>77395101
You think he kids, but you are wrong.
>>77383636
Mutants are mixture between blacks and gays and gun owners.
Nobody like them.
Remember that third season of Gargoyles where all the villains were completely evil, Xanatos and Fox became completely good, and Demona stopped appearing?
DEAR NIGGERS
DON'T PUNCH COPS AND THEY WON'T SHOOT YOU
SINCERELY,
POL
>>77387802
it's illogical for two simple reasons, it assumes anyone who wants stricter gun laws wants a full out ban on all firearms and confiscation and destruction of all firearms (no gun law proposal in the last I'd say 30 years has even come near this, and it's an absurd slippery slop argument that extreme right wingers use as one of their only arguments against stricter gun laws.)
second it assumes if you are a second amendment supporter in any way you must be opposed to any new and stricter gun laws.
>these are "with us or against us" logical fallacies.
you can clearly be ok with the second amendment and support very strict gun laws, and you can clearly want very strict gun laws and be opposed to gun confiscation and destruction by the government.
Most of the proposed gun laws in the last few years have only attempted to close loopholes and give law enforcement more tools to keep or take guns away from felons. The only people this 'hurts' are gun manufacturers, so it's no surprise that their lobbyist and the NRA are deeply opposed to them.
>Luigi: Think they'll ever learn that lesson in the real world?
>Mario: Yeah, when people are as smart as mushrooms. *glares at the audience*
>>77384118
someone put a question mark there instead of thinking of a fourth kind of sandwich. they were probably expected someone else in the production line to notice the question mark and write in a kind of sandwich.
that's my guess anyway.
>>77384118
I think the joke is that it's crappy convenience store food and the sandwich is of such poor quality as to be unidentifiable
>>77391744
This in itself is an absolute.
Obi-Won confirmed for secret with lord all along?
>>77394892
>typical childhood sexual play as a child
>molesting children
yeah I can see how there is no difference here.
>>77396808
>"I'm really gonna fuck my own cousin?"
>>77397140
>oh yeah? then why did you push back the GAY GUY and not the FAT BITCH?
>>77397209
>Those red people used to SUCK DICK
>>77397138
So if a 16+ year old boy were masturbating in front of his little sister and making her watch, that'd be okay with you, yeah?
>>77395853
Not really; jedi are treated as somewhat analogous to politicians (decisions made in councils, etc...) who are very clearly expected to contain their cussing, (think of the trouble Dick Cheney got in for his remarks to Pat Leahy) so yeah, it still makes sense.
>>77397316
What an odd coincidence, it's only been a couple weeks since I last watched that YTP.
GO LEFT GO RIGHT GO PICK UP THE STEP
>>77392931
>>77397138
>typical childhood sexual play as a child
>typical childhood sexual play
>typical
Choke on a chainsaw, Lena, this isn't Brave New World; it is real life, and you're disgusting.
>>77383636
At least 50% of all gay men can be identified in childhood.Gay women don't exist. :3
>>77383658
>Dr. X and Magneto
>MLK and Malcolm X
>>77383636
>thinking rich people dont deserved to be hated.
I want to shit onto which ever republican national convention your at, conservatard slime better go back to their trailer parks in west virginia, and stop trying to force their chaste christian abomination ways upon to the world.
>>77397138
Todd Nickerson?
>>77397879
>by directly telling Fry, the Robot Devil is infringing his own rule
>yet the sequence is itself an example of demonstration over exposition
Futurama has such great writing.
>>77393550
What always irked me about it was that his child murder was framed as a way he could gain more "dark side points" or whatever. As if the Force LITERALLY works like a video game mechanic.
That shit's borderline nonsensical in KotOR already.
>>77398097
>Posting this on a computer, inside a country where electricity, water and shelter is readily available.
>"I'm not rich"
>>77398097
You seem mad fiend. Why don't you go blog about it? That will surely change the world.
>>77398241
Fuck off here with your retard hillbilly idelolgies, and your abomination of a peoe youve contorted into trump, your kind make me sick!
>>77398238
Bullshit im rich, shut your facehole with this morally superior western guilt crap, just because i can eat, doesnt make me rich, retard bitch!
>>77398351
>>77398320
Why do you type like a retard hillbilly?Why are you arguing about politics on comics and cartoons board?
>>77383730
One of the few actual good lines in the movie tbhq
>>77393745
He shaved it off after the war, not during. Though the reasons why vary.
>>77383114
Hey, man. You can call him a racist, but you can't call him a liar.
>>77398199
Whereas so many video games act too much like a movie, Lucas made the prequels too much like a video game.
>Anakin, I have the high ground! This gives me a +2 to ATK!
>>77398097
I never said anything about whether they deserved to be hated or not.
>>77388719
>>77395277
The actual reason was to advertise the diversity of characters and properties you can fuck around with in the game. Seriously how is this difficult for anyone to grasp? It's incredibly basic marketing.
>>77393520
How about if instead of having the utter-waste-of-time that was The Phantom Menace, we had three whole films focusing on the Clone Wars, and watching Anakin's slow temptation by the Dark Side? An idealistic young jedi faced with the horror and tragedy of an unprecedented and bloody war spanning the galaxy, ultimately becoming so corrupted, jaded, and obsessed with ending the war that he drives away or betrays the very people he hoped to protect and fight for?
>>77398351
>>77398320
>>77398241
>>77398238
Canada here, want some Labatt Blue and we can sit down and try to find some common grounds without conflict?
>>77398748
That doesn't sound like a movie for children anon
>>77398839
It's PG-13... children shouldn't be watching it anyways.
>>77393162
>Muh noble savages
Fuck off, our natives where bloodthirsty as fuck.
>>77392728
It means "Don't half-ass it". Go at it with all you've got and do it. Or don't.
There's obviously the possibility of going all out and still fail, but the line is about having confidence.
>>77395387
>Cap literally liberated nazi concentration camps
>Punisher whines that wasn't as bad as 'nam.
I'm half expecting him to tell Thor and Odin that Ragnarok itself won't be as bad as 'nam one of these days. With a straight (or Frank) face too.
>>77399208
Well, Frank does have a point. It's not that the Viet Cong were worse than Nazis (they absolutely weren't), but that it was much worse for the US troops than WWII was. Couple reasons being:
>The enemy did not wear uniforms, and instead hid among civilians.
>A huge chunk of the US troops did not actually believe in the cause they were fighting for.
>When the war was over, the troops were vilified and hated instead of celebrated like in WWII.
