>Black Sonic Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with a brand new episode.
>"Chaos Theory" (Nov 10th)
As Agent Daisy Johnson (Chloe Bennet) and the team fight to protect Inhumans, S.H.I.E.L.D. discovers the shocking truth about one of their biggest foes. Meanwhile, Agent Leo Fitz (Iain De Caestecker) helps Agent Jemma Simmons (Elizabeth Henstridge) recover information that could lead them back through the portal.
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://nowwatchtvlive.com/2011/07/watch-abc-live-abc-channel-online-from-usa-abc-247/
http://tgo-tv.com/watch/channel/3.html
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
>>77375108
Looks like Grant Ward's Bizarre Adventure is just getting revved up according to Based Brett Dalton
http://m.ca.ign.com/articles/2015/11/09/agents-of-shield-brett-dalton-previews-wards-plans-midseason-finale
>Here's the deal. I'm so far ahead- that I was doing some research and I was like ohhh, but if I were to throw those out... they probably wouldn't like that.
Brett Dalton on possible Marvel characters Ward could be. Is he saying what I think he's saying?
GRANT WARD DID NOTHING WRONG
>>77375108
>>Black Sonic Edition
>Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with a brand new episode.
Fuckin' Agents of Shield, they made me care about Lash! Those sons of bitches!
>>77375709
Grant Ward did everything wrong.But he did it perfectly.
>>77375800
This.
Also, is that another Strucker that's bitten the dust?
This azn show is unfunny as fuck.
>>77375875
>Set in mid-90's
>Hair, clothes, interior design, cars, etc all from mid-00's/10's
Why can't people do contemporary period pieces right
>>77375288
HYPED
Guy is practically vibrating trying not to spill on the midseason finale twist. Confirmed it involves Ward? Inhuman Ward confirmed?
>>77375917
>Kids eating Nutella
>Very next shot is a report card dated 1995
>buying a PC
lel, is not the 90's anymore.
So, who's hyped for Thor vs Giganto?
These threads are the best. Thanks for being better than /tv/
LET'S DO THIS!!
Agents of A.S.S.
>>77376456
Not nearly as hype as that fucking Flash episode, I mean holy shit 10/10, but yeah, let's do this.
>tfw you will never have a romantic sunset dinner with May on a beach
>>77376468
make that booty quake
Oh, so he's "dead"
>>77376468
>shapeless butt
just because an ass exists does not make it a good ass
H-how
>>77376468
noice
dat background beat
>>77375800
HAHA TIME FOR REGISTRATION
God fucking dammit Coulson why do you keep including Skye in any of your top-level decisions?
>>77376544
LMD?
black simmons is gay as fuck
>>77376578
cause she's legit one of his highest level agents in new SHIELD, in theory she's a team leader, she just doesn't have a team yet
>>77376595
No, I mean how was that perfectly poised little puff of Inhuman dust stored and seemingly springloaded inside that book?
Fitz is the biggest kek on tv
Agents of KEK
>May hasn't told anyone
oh boy here we go
>>77376468
Daaamn
>>77375839
>Comatose
There's still hope.
>>77376625
Adding to this Skye and Monstro are his highest ranked inhumans experts and he's about to go out to discuss with the president on the subject.
>>77376468
Jesus fuck, it's just the day of evil blue, isn't it?
Fuck man, that was intense.
Well that didn't sound menacing at all.
So do we know anyone who can morph metal like that?
>>77376542
There's a shape, not every ass needs to be a shelf
Gay guy is back. Will he become the next main character to the series?
Why was Lincoln made main cast when he has done fuck all.
>>77376739
Madison Jefferies has control over non organic materials and can shape them as he pleases
>>77376739
FUCKING MAGNETO CONFIRMED
>>77376739
I just assumed he was a gay inhuman OC version of Melter II.
>The Cocoon
SHIELD never stops with the clever base names.
I know the season focus is metas but can we please get Grim Reaper or Taskmaster in here? Or hell I'd take the Wrecking Crew or maybe Wendigo
what do you guys think will happen to fagneto?
is he joining the main cast or getting killed off soon
>>77376765
>we'll get another retcon x-files movie that takes place in this universe
why do they have angles where sometimes she towers over him and other times they are same height?
Does anyone even like this British manlet?
>>77376847
>fagneto
nigga's dead
God Hunter is such a fucking manlet
>>77376858
>x-files
x-men even
That Jet mount
So thats where all the CGI went this season.
>or that we turn into monsters
>>77376847
Well its hard to tell with some characters considering they haven't done shit with Graviton
keked
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Time for jelly.
Well there goes the "he's fake" theory.
And, what do you know, even Fitz is tired of this shit.
>>77375288
Taskmaster confirmed
>KEK'D
Why must Fitz be made to suffer?
FUUUUUCCKKKK YOOOOOUUUU SIMMONS
>>77375108
KEKED
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I feel bad for Fitz.
>he finds the sex tape on her phone
>>77376929
He's gonna become Swarm
>>77376950
>he watches willingly, sobbing as chad pegs his girl
Wonder Man could be neat on this show
be honest /co/, would you fap to a video of your oneitis sexing Chad?
>>77377015
Chad?
Man this thread be dead.
Isn't this supposed to be a Ward episode?
>>77377034
Of course, Flash was way too hype to move on.
Also, it isn't like these threads get much traction anyway.
Lol this nigga shot her
>Skye keeps getting told legitimate truths
>storms off in a huff
why does this keep happening
Balrog vs Chun Li! FIGHT!
>>77377043
that's next week
he's probably in this for like 5 minutes
>>77377030
an alpha male
>>77377071
because registration for walking WMD's is highly recommended, the truth fucking hurts
YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW NIGGA
>>77377015
The fact that I would makes me so sad and angry at myself. And I'd probably be turned on too. God, what's wrong with me?
Ice cold
>>77377071
She can't handle the truth.
>>77377063
Usually these threads hit 300-400 by episode end and break limit by end of night.
>>77377071
As it turns out being told that you and your people should be put in medical comas no matter the logic isn't something anyone wants to hear.
>>77376982
Buzz off.
>>77377034
You got that right. Its crazy how hype the Flash threads are compared to the shield threads. Its like nobody even gives a fuck about the show.
>>77377015
If I see titties and bush, sure
>>77376986
>he watches it over and over again because it is the closest he will ever get
>>77377030
new to the internet?
>>77377066
Chun li is gonna be so pissed
>>77377142
Yeah and the flash threads can get 2000 replies between two threads easy. This one won't hit 300 replies till early tomorrow morning.
Why are they pushing FitzSimmons? W H Y
Just let it end.
INHUMAN LIVES MATTER
>>77377151
to be honest I kind of like these comfy threads.
Why are you doing this to me AoS? Don't make me watch Fitz crying over Simmons. I can't do it.
>>77377193
that's because that show is really a comicbook show with no holding back
>>77377184
Mostly just playing dumb, but this "Chad" thing always seemed to me like some other /r9k/ thing that's only recently spreading everywhere.
>>77377151
mfw I don't give a shit about either
He's gonna turn around and Simmons is gonna be right there watching him.
I just want a face to show up on one of those rock formations behind Jemma. Fucking make this Ego goddamnit!
>>77377071
Inhumans commit violent crimes at a grossly higher per capita rate.
Not all, but some, and some is enough for people to be justifiably cautious around Inhumans. That's Rosalind's position.
... that doesn't mean a well-mannered, educated, non-violent Inhuman isn't gonna be incredibly offended and storm off in a huff if you tell them that to their face that all Inhumans should be locked up, just in case they *could* become violent. That's Daisy's position.
Still seems like one of these sides is unreasonable?
Replace "Inhumans" with "Black people" and see if both sides still sound unreasonable.
>I'm not sure how long this battery will last
>battery lasts for another several months
OK ANDREW. A little bit unnecessary don't you think?
I'll always be with you Fitz. Haunting your dreams. You'll see me hanging out with this tall handsome astronaut, but still wait on me hand and foot like the little bitchboi you are. Oh Fitz, I wish you were here to see this in person.
>>77377143
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT CARLOS YOU INHUMAN PIECE OF SHIT
>Chun Li is chained again
Let it go, Fitz
>I never asked for this
>>77377151
I watch this show every week, but rarely does it impress me that much. Even if Flash weren't so fucking good this still isn't that special. Not really much worth discussing. Especially since all this shit Fitz always goes through with Simmons depresses me.
>>77377193
>>77377249
Well considering they have a mainline super hero in it is a big plus, I mean aside from Fury, not one Avengers cameo made it to AoS.
>inb4 coulson is an Avenger.
>>77377250
Ideas are memetic, they spread uncontrollably.
>May is chained up in an unfinished room
>news pops up "Local developers create anti-rape device"
Too little, too late for May
>I LASHed out
Oh fucking hell.
>I lashed out
HE SAID THE THING!! WEEEOOOOEEEOOO
>I Lashed out.
LASH'D OUT
10/10, bravo Andrew
I still think this whole May's-ex-is-Lash thing totally stupid. Lame twist.
>lashed out
I cringed.
>>77377280
he's doing it to try and stay in control of the situation and not LASH out
Thirst.
Would you LASH'D out at May if given the chance.
So I guess The Cellist just doesn't exist anymore, then
I'm already a demon, Phil
She wants the D
Metal.... GEAR?!
>Phantom pain
PUNISHED "SON OF COUL" PHIL
> The Phantom Pain
>phantom pain
PUNISHED COULSON
>You can feel it, can't you?
Puniished Phil
>>77377312
Was gonna post this anyway, but
>Phantom Pain
>>77377393
They dealt with her in season one.
>>77377347
It's like the writers saw how successful and hype it is every time The Flash has someone "say the thing" and wanted to emulate it so they copied it without actually understanding how to pull it off
>I lashed out
>Phantom Pain
>Lash taking over
Aww yeah Andrew out and bodybuilder in, maybe we'll get a full Lash Personality with supremacy soon.
RULES OF NATURE
LASH OF MURDER!
She's gonna either have to kill him or incapacitate him and turn him over to the ACTU for their human Jell-O thing.
>Look up there! It looks like some kind of man, but... he's acting like a spider! Some sort of "Spider Man"
>>77377427
Marvel has been doing that just as long dude
>>77376468
Who's ass is that? I can't make out the face.
> I lashed out
So yea....that cure they were talking about...?
>>77377234
>Why are they pushing FitzSimmons? W H Y
>Just let it end.
FitzSimmons is based on Jed Whedon and his wife Moe T., two of the three EPs on the show.
>>77377527
Daisy
>>77377527
It's Coulson.
There's too many blackies on the TV
>This group of people trying to help. It's as if they're seeking to fight back and avenge all of the destruction. They are... The Avengers
>>77377527
I think that's Chloe Bennett
>>77377271
Well she turned it off alot and Fitz made the battery
>>77377562
So she keked him with a Chad while he fapped using his tears as lube?
>>77377577
Whatever you say, gramps.
>You think I lost myself. I haven't.
That's something someone who LOST THEMSELVES would say!
OH FUCK SON OF VOUL
How the hell does Chun Li here look as young as Linda Park on flash?
Damn magic Asian genes.
>>77377577
Too many blacks paired with white women, that's for sure.
>>77377249
Honestly the flash threads seem to be slowing down lately. I remember when they used to have like 5 threads with the episode ending somewhere in the 3rd not even including people just posting "zoooooom" but this last episode ended during the second thread. It might ramp back up after the last episode (or maybe it just isnt fueled by pure hype anymore and is settling down).
>>77377644
That just means more black women for you, anon.
Literally Hitler.
>>77377547
Everyone is always convinced there's a cure. Even for mutants. It was the basis of X-Men 3 for fuck's sake
>>77377640
MingNa is just a gorgeous woman. She looks good even jetlagged and sleep deprived.
Inhuman Ward needs to stay in his lane.
>That's a pretty poor interpretation of a therapist
did...did he mean 'impression?'
>>77377113
>saw promo of him aiming gun
>thought it was one of those random TV fake outs
>fucking shoots her without a thought
>I am the cure
LMAO
We White Venom now?
Go Raiden!
>using a kamehameha against an energy absorber
Lincoln you fucking idiot.
>>77377678
That's true, but not that many I've encountered look like my waifu here
KAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEH HAAAAAA MEEEEEEH HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It begins
>>77377640
Black don't crack
Azn don't raisin
>>77377644
>Too many blacks paired with white women, that's for sure.
not in this show
uh oh hes lashing out again
YOUR ROBOT HAND CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW, COULSON
Dude just send in Roman Reigns, he would beat him.
>Lash kills FemCoulson
could be neat
Shotgun axe hype!
>>77377771
Well there was Chocolate Ward x Simmons but that pairing was killed off pretty quickly.
Fucking stream lagging int he fun parts.
>tfw I really want to give this show a shot but I can't make it through the first episode
How long does it take to get good?
>>77377608
Probably, she's crazy asian
>Lashing out is his nigga moment
BRAVO Marvel
Is that actually Blair Underwood under all that makeup?
>>77377795
BALEE DAT
>unload
>stop shooting to assess
>he isnt phased
>he's coming right for you
>better just stand there and wait to get clobbered
10/10 tactics, ATCU grunts
>>77377771
They've come close to having Daisy, Simmons, and Bobbi end up with the black dudes. I'm pretty sure Daisy is still going to fuck that Black dude she's always paired with.
I want to see this Nazi thing.
When is Coulson gonna ROCKETU PAAAAAANCH Lash?
>>77377813
1st half of season one is unanimously considered trash, once the SHIELD Civil War/Hydra reveal happens it starts to pick up, it's something like the last third or 4th of season 1
>>77377879
Yeah me too, looks interesting. The premise is "what if the Nazis won WWII," yeah?
>>77377866
Mack? He's more likely to fuck Fitz.
>>77377695
>Literally Hitler.
Black Hitler vs Drunk Lincoln confirmed?
>>77377813
Quick and dirty episode guide
First three episodes have a lot of information that'll become important later
Episode 13 it starts getting good
and 17 it starts getting really good
Season 2 has a few duds but overall it's pretty great
I don't know about you guys but I'm digging Zoom and Lash night.
>>77376468
MAKE DA BOOTY GO QUAKE.
>>77377879
The book is great. The show looks almost nothing like it though.
>>77377638
Especially after they've chained someone up.
How did Daisy stop her from hitting the ground from that angle
So that's two shows with a falling save.
>>77377835
Nag it's Matthew Willig
Ex-Quarterback and general giant man
>>77377917
I forgot his name, always confused him with the one who died last season (Trip?).
THOSE DEADS ARE ON YOU CHUN LI
Is that how Quake's powers work or did they just deus ex machina the fuck out of that scene?
>>77377950
OUTRAGE!
>using shockwaves to cushion a falling person
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
FemCoulson's back should be broken everywhere.
Blanka VS Chun Li
Wow, the transformation CGI in this episode wasn't that bad.
whelp they got him
>>77378010
Oh shit.
>I didn't know you could do that
>How did you know it wouldn't kill him
I di di didn't.
We're never gonna get Balloon Head.
S.W.O.R.D. CONFIRMED
>the symbol
>looks kinda like the SHIELD symbol
OH FUCK ANCIENT BROTHERHOOD OF THE SHIELD CONFIRMED, LEONARDO DIVINCI INCOMING
Why are they even asking her?
>>77378010
He's gonna be super pissed when he gets out of there.
Would you guys want Kamala teased in AOS?
They're gonna kiss.
>>77378073
You know how you get that one foreign friend that everyone asks all the questions about whee they come from, even when they couldn't possibly know the answer?
It's like that.
Daisy's their mugga.
Wait a second, is this all setting up Fitz keking Space Chad? I'm OK with that.
>>77378105
No, but only because I think she should be a major character or the protag of a second inhumans movie
>>77378105
Not gonna happen, in AOS or anywhere else within the MCU since they confirmed the only "_____ Marvel" we're getting is Danvers.
>>77377866
>They've come close to having Daisy, Simmons, and Bobbi end up with the black dudes.
Lmao what show are you watching anon?
>>77378105
They'd be more than welcome to bring her on as a Secret Warrior if they wanted. She's cool.
>>77378105
Maybe after the Captain Marvel movie.
Fitz is too good for Simmons. TOO GOOD FOR HER.
>>77378105
< ?
>>77378139
Wasn't the first inhumans movie already shitcanned?
>>77377992
The Flash can do it.
Stream is lagging, what did Fitz told Simmons?
>>77378130
God I hope so. He deserves a free pass to fuck Daisy though to make things even.
>>77378105
HELL NO!
>>77378130
Planet is Ego the Living Planet, Space Chad is his dong taking human form
>>77378180
>Let's just watch the sunrise.
>>77378105
In a dream world, we would've had a Runaways show that would introduce the Young Avengers and Kamala.
>>77378180
They both want each other's nasty-bits, but are gonna take it slow
>>77378180I wanna stick it in ya good
Ok, is this Lash better or worse than in the comics?
I only ask because when I asked who Lash was when he showed up the first time it felt like people didn't really like him.
>>77378173
Still scheduled for 2019 it just got delayed by the Spiderman movie
>>77378130
>Gitz kek Space Ward
>Space Ward teams up with Ward Prime to murder everyone in SHIELD
YES
>>77378130
Superior Fitz
>>77378180
Lets just fuck my shit up
>>77378105
If its done with somehow establishing Captain Marvel already. They easily work in SHIELD looking at Carol Danvers, or even feature her on the show.
Although the alternative would be interesting; a girl with stretchy powers is teased in the season/mid season finale and will establish herself as Ms Marvelous until Daisy says "maybe Marvel is just better" and then when Carol comes along she just doesn't have any idea about her.
>>77378173
No. That was just Rich Johnston going "i heard it from a drunk guy at a bar who heard it from a guy whose sister is dating Feige's pool guy."
Aw shit Ward time!
>have to wait until the very end for some Ward
NOTHING WRONG
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CAN'T SWARD THE WARD
>>77378279
His only wrong thing is thinking too smal-
Holy shit.
Twists and turns abound!
Oh shit Hydra honeypot
HOLY SHIT WHAT
