Good evening owls of /co/,
This storyline has been long.
Already a better Darkseid War tho. just look at the cover
it's what, only one issue more than GDS right?
>>77374583
Ferro so off-model.
>>77374583
Whoa. I'm actually here for the start.
>>77374583
Hello Storyteller.
It has been long. But apparently it's gonna end with Darkseid beating himself up, so that should be fun.
>>77374659
I don't even know, man
>>77374583
im here at the start but im drunk lol. yay.
>>77374583
Isn't Darkseid(and all the New Gods), a singular entity throughout the multiverse? Guess time travel doesn't count.
>>77374693
I wanna be drunk :(
>>77374723
seek no consistency upon the New Gods, that way lies madness
http://www.comicvine.com/articles/steve-orlando-and-tom-king-discuss-shazam-and-gree/1100-154146/
I am looking forward to those one shots, especially GL
>>77374727
no st dont be drunk. Im arguing with people over nothing and yas. I'm storytiming too. Surprised i didnt pass out yet. Dont wat to be an ass so I'm drinking my absolut and trying to be cool.
>>77374727
DC I'd read a mini about the Amazons in the Age of Exploration
>>77374768
Except Darksied's love of comfortable chairs. That is a universal constant.
>>77374768
>>77374829
true dat
>>77374727
>trying to shoot at the temporal decay
Good 'ol Jonah.
>>77374829
Is he reading Mein Kampf?
Hilarious.
>>77374727
>>77374825
I just want to know what the Amazons got up to after the "Age of Heroes" started to fade.
>>77374860
Today's needing a drink brought to you by those fucking races in the Oni Island dungeon of Okami
had forgotten how screamy they make me
>>77374794
They sound better than what the other three have tried to do
>>77374860
>Darkseid is either Aghast or has some kind sized lips.
>>77374863
that's not Jonah, that's Bat Lash
>>77374902
>no one "takes us down"
PFFFFFFFT.
>>77374952
this is a shitty plan
>>77374952
I know what Bat Lash looks and acts like, and that was definitely not him.
>>77375072
are there zooms, zooming?
>>77374794
>KING: Hal is the most fun character to write in the DC Universe and I say this as the guy who writes Dick Grayson.
bueno
>>77375072
But why wouldn't having a rock dick be the best thing ever?
>>77375102
Yeah, not Bat Lash
>>77375105
There was literally Jesse Quick, and Wells-2 is 90% Johnny Quick in all but name. Linda's being a brave-ass mofo.
>>77375136
doesn't look like Jonah either, tho
Time Trapper ain't gonna be happy about this
>>77375105
i'm trying to avoid spoilers cause I can't watch til later. hyped up
>>77374794
want that GL one shot.
>>77374952
It's clearly Jonah on his "good side".
>>77375174
He does.
Confederate gays.
We're just seeing his "good side" OP.
Bat Lash does not wear gray
>>77375174
>>77375072
I'm reasonably certain this is more likely to destroy everything everywhere forever.
Moreso than it already is, natch.
>>77374794
>KING: Doc Shaner should draw all the comics, but he's real lazy and draws just one at a time. [laughs] He should do more.
>>77375201
My brain doesn't think of him as blond, but hokay
>>77375211
>Confederate gays.
Nice.
>>77375236
I think this story just feels messy and unfocused and too long, compared to Legion Lost, which didn't waste space
>>77375102
Could be Jonah on his good side.
Hat's a bit off though.
>>77375174
It's clearly Jonah on his pretty side, further prettified by Batista's art.
>>77375264
OK DC you got 4 years to keep this comic from becoming a liar
>>77375264
>tfw it's 2015 and only 4 years until 2019
>>77375264
>>77375294
i done been schooled
>>77375264
> leather jacket over body suit
I like this Cass outfit
>>77375072
Darkseid can't keikaku. Seriously, when was the last time he had anything resembling a decent plan?
Also, if the past is gone, so is the future. Dumbass.
>>77375264
Another Robin?
Batman no
>>77375339
He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.
>>77375174
Never thought I'd see the Hammer of Hell and Sergeant Rock in the same book, much less the same page.
>>77375339
he had a whole thing with gravity and a bulkhead and reverseing polarities worked out
>>77375329
Nah it's Damien before he fully evolves
>>77375324
>Garth knowing how to use Tromium
I like this Garth. I hate when people make him a stupid hothead with lighting
>>77375324
>>77375324
Okay, so I know the universe is collasping and there's no time to waste.
But I think we can afford a thirty second group hug here.
Maybe 45 if they move while hugging.
>>77375437
>>77375461
look at Val's proto-man-bun there
>>77375453
Q has Cos. Not for sexual.
>>77375480
>orgy page
>>77375324
It's just that Bat Lash is like nega-Jonah Hex, so mixing them up seems weird to me. Jonah wears his old confederate uniform, Bat wears a flowery waistcoat. Jonah will obviously die cussing and shooting, Bat Lash may very well die in the middle of catfight or being caught cheating at cards.
>>77375503
Darkseid....LIFTS!
>>77375480
Thom please.
>>77375461
Brainy please.
>>77375488
It's not sexual man. It's just a group hug, emotional reinforcement.
Don't make it weird.
>>77375264
Between LoSH and Archie Sonic, I have seen far too many universal white wipes.
Also, agreed about the story. It feels like a poor man's rehash of Great Darkness Saga. Something they should have avoided at all costs. They even had a fake out not too long ago.
>>77375549
>>77375645
trolololololo~
>>77375587
i like it. I don't the fact that Legion ends pretty much a little after this. tryig to sober up.
>>77375480
>man-bun
That's a hand.
>>77375664
>>77375688
....goddammit
>>77375587
this feels mandated, the Superboy stuff
>>77375736
>>77375715
>Let's go Legion!
Too pep-rally for a battle cry.
>>77375736
It's pretty blah, but I like how gay Ferro is for him despite not being gay for him in his own time.
>>77375752
>>77375715
why are you such a dork
>>77375777
>>77375776
Something about this story is just almost insulting considering Blight/Legion Lost, idk
>>77375736
Is this supposed to look like he's crushing their flight rings? Cause all I can see is that somebody did a shitty job erasing that ring clipart in ms paint.
>>77375804
It's weird how this Superboy is more jerky than Don't Call Me Superboy
>>77375818
>>77375820
That Superboy had a delightful balance of jerk and naif and good guy, this one's just annoying
>>77375804
I think you put your finger on what's been bugging me. Between the Blight and Al-Ghul the apocalypse cultists should have gotten what they wanted already.
>>77375715
You can say that to the beat of the "Let's go" Sports team clap.
"LETS GO LE-GION!"
Clap! clap! Clapclapclap!
>>77375848
you can't please the cultist in dc.
>>77375820
You'd be jerky too if you had to deal with Cosmic Boy's bullshit.
>>77375838
>>77375736
There was a noticeable sales bump at #25 so maybe?
>>77375838
I think the opportunity to humanize him was lost in all this storyline bloat.
>>77375883
>No! We're doomed to stay virgins!
I likie how Garth is Garth and not a wangsting forever self centered short tempered Garth i dnno maybe I'm just drunk because I find him hot now.
>>77375909
He is also cool and shiny.
>>77375908
>>77375883
>OH SHIT
>>77375929
>>77375804
>>77375848
Too many large scale threats in a row. Burnout.
Speaking of, whatever happened to that totally-not-Nazi group they were building up to as being the next big thing?
>>77375945
>>77375948
Someone pointed out how retarded they were being. They packed up. Went home. Felt silly.
>>77375948
That's coming soon.
Oldseid why didn't you just corrupt some rando cop and take over his body? that usually works for you
>>77375974
>Smug Garth
>>77375998
He could've taken over Wazzo.
>>77375974
>>77376016
and nothing of value was lost
>>77376016
man that's would've made this much better on so many levels. at least like 3
>>77375987
If only. You gotta love how they have no sense of self awareness whatsoever. Apparently, The Progenitor forgot to introduce the concept of irony into the second galaxy.
>>77375990
They seem like they'll be the final boss. Make for a nice cap to the overall theme of this run.
>>77376032
so guys I don't think we traumatized Sterling Gates TOO badly
>>77376055
>>77376055
I hope not!
>>77376016
why can't we write legion no wait that's a bad idea.
>>77376084
ooh, he mad now
>>77376055
i felt so awkward reading some of the posts @ him bitching about wally, and i'm the biggest wallyfag there is.
>>77376097
>>77376016
>>77376032
>>77376033
Nah. You just know that if he did that, Winema's cuntiness would over take his, and she'd become the new Darkseid.
>>77376097
L.E.G.I.O.N. vs Darkseid now?
>>77376093
I have a feeling a good chunk of us might just turn it into xeno porn.
>>77376114
>>77376135
no, no, they're called romantic subplots.
>>77376135
It'd be well-plotted and consistent xeno porn
that makes us better than WE, or Lobdell TT
>>77376135
>everyone arguing over gate's junk
>everyone arguing over who goes with who
>arguing with DC over OT3
Gawd I'll be in the corner probably crying about something dumb like Brainy's force field or Night girl.
>>77376055
>Sterling Gates will never write Legion with Gates and make people believe he's a self-insert donut steel
>>77376205
founder OT3 is only until Cos meets Night Girl.
>>77376261
yes yes yes
then it's very special occasions couples' double-date night.
>>77376261
>Night Girl
Solve for an alternative ship with Kid Q or you don't get your supper.
>>77376287
So who is mostly responsible for Gates? Waid?
>>77376307
>>77376321
bleh, really
>>77376307
Does Brainy have a man crush on Superboy in this version or is that just the cartoon/Retroboot?
>>77376294
Hmm...she's a non-endgame OTP that makes Cos realize he has to find love outside the team
>>77376335
yes, owls, that is Giffen in the artist's slot
>>77376342
Just the cartoon.
>>77376307
He came into himself during McCraw/Peyer, no?
>>77376383
>this whole cover
am i still drunk.
>>77376383
oh my god chill Brainy.
I'm ready for some delicious 3x3s
>>77376383
3x3, motherfuckers!
>>77376383
>Look Kids! Nanites!
So Kojima co-wrote this.
>>77376321
Imra, you smartass.
>>77376342
Pretty sure that's just the cartoon.
I'm so sad I wasn't here last night for that delicious Brainy/Lyle action. The thirst is real.
>>77376411
>>77376383
RUN KARATE KID!
>>77376355
I said solve for Q, not Cos, don't make her Cos' parcel. :(crack ship idk shikari
>>77376436
>>77376416
there was actual kissing
This even READS like Giffen
>>77376416
you missed it. Peeps were mad and happy at the same time. I like both so I dont care.
>>77376465
>>77376445Wildfire gets to watch.
>>77376383
>Giffen
This is gonna be some goofy shit. Val is so fucked.
>>77376413
Fuck Kojima for forever tainting nano-machines as a plot device.
>>77376445
Hmmm.... I dunno, Jacques? They can bond over legacies? Maybe Sun Boy? Gates?I want a Gates Goes Dating one shot actually now...
>>77376498
>>77376499
I wanna see Wildfire/XS happen!!
tho the bonding we get getting glimpses of of him and Shikari are cute as hell
>>77376535
Bouncing Boy has some muscle too, dang
>>77376535
They're letting the kid with progeria just run around?
>>77376465
>>77376497
Read it in the archive. One must wonder if they had to fight to get even that peck on the cheek past editorial. Or more likely, the editors weren't paying attention.
>>77376535
how old is this kid
>>77376571
god, this is so Giffen
>>77376513It is the oneshot we deserve.
>>77376585
now they want to do stuff like that
>>77376597
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>77376588
Chronologically? Maybe a couple years. Biologically, at least 9.
>>77376535
Legion day care is another thing we should get but c'est la vie. Though I guess it'd be Cub and the twins from Garth and Imra
>>77376629
oh god oh god oh god
>this shipping discussion
At this point, just have the Legion be a huge pansexual teen xeno orgy.
>>77376571
He was often drawn that way before, too. Fat guys in cape books end up bara since artists can't not draw huge muscles.
>>77376635random underage pol watching them all and whatever other pairing kiddies?
>>77376675
>>77376597
>>77376635
Lori too.
The Daycare center is secretlyTime Trapper.
>>77376689
is that Garth.
>>77376676
>huge pansexual teen xeno orgy.
Lazy.
>>77376689
Proty with the martini glass is killing me
>>77376727
yeah, finally not wearing Jan's costume
>>77376626
All the more baffling then the absence of a Legion ongoing at the moment. You could easily jump on the current trends using THE FUTURE as a means. You want more gay/bisexual/whatever characters? THE FUTURE!!!!!
>>77376635
Not like there's not room either. Just make sure Legion World is a thing.
>>77376786
>>77376804
....lol
>>77376788
Core audience ain't into any of that, not even pure, biblical, straight xeno. Just white kids in space.
>>77376862
>>77376788
I dunno. I never read Retroboot. The only person(s)? I remember that's gay from Silver age were Jan/Lyle/Condo and two of them are ded. Ayla/Vi?
>>77376877
>>77376904
>>77376875
Core audience already doesn't give a shit about Legion.
>>77376935
:_;
>>77376935
That's the beauty of it, they're still gonna bitch AND not buy.
There will never be a hella xeno Legion.
>>77376901
Jan being gay seemed like a weird one to me anyway. Was it the pink?
>>77376877
>>77376904
And this is why Gear is quite insistent that he's a non-combatant.
>>77376927
Haven't read yet but:
I wrote a thing about how DC's inability to make Teen Titans good made me lack faith in DCYou
because I'm all: like DCYou is to blame for the shittiness of TT, christ, you can only do so much at once
>>77376968
one day i'll get to co write legion and then i'll show dc
>>77376971
there's one silver age issue where Light Lass (?) hits on him because plot reasons and he has a thought balloon about (parphased) not having much luck with girls
>>77376935
Fud you right. I need more booze after that been drinking absolut hell I care I write porn for you guys even though my english sucks
>>77376971
Maybe the personality. I dunno why they made him gay. He's a qt thou.
>>77376992
shamefully I connected the sounds effects to what Superboy was seeing and not Gear getting wreaked
>>77376971
His power symbol was an erection. He fights for dick.
>>77376992
I'm fucking losing it at this Cos sex joke
>>77377054
aaaaaaaaaaaand a 100% Giffen denoument
>>77377011
He said he was "out of his element" with girls. It was a transparently stupid pun. Is that really enough for people to think he's-wait, this is the fandom that spawned Proty-Garth, of course that's enough for them.
>>77376992
I don't know why anyone would expect TT to be good now when it's been bad longer than it's been good before
>>77377074
>>77377054
this issue make up for the previous one.
>>77377074
>>77376935
.... Thanks anon. That's not at all depressing or anything.
>>77376968
>they're still gonna bitch AND not buy
Please, if XS ever appeared on the Flash TV show, /co/ would immediately assume she was some OC meant to "pander to Tumblr".
>>77377105
Yeah I was going to complain about Superboy not going home but this issue was worth it.
>>77377093
if it makes you feel better I don't think he's gay I just like him with Brainy for crack.
>>77377103
Exactly! It's been a non-functional book for a long, long time.
1) I can't top this 2) next story is a two-parter
I'll see you owls tomorrow for some delicious Shaner Hal!
>>77377137
And if they did, I'd jump right into that thread with jokes about the tumblr boogeymen having time machines.
>>77377137
fud /co/ peeps who don't know who XS is she too good for them
damn now I drunk and mad
>>77377074
>Reflections
Whoa, what the fuck? Wonder Woman's autobiography? Holy shit, Kieth Giffen, you are a mensch.
>>77377164
Thanks OP!
>>77377164
So Spark is a blond then?
>>77377164
BYE OPpls give us some lewd billy, orlando, just a little
>>77377164
Thanks op
>I'll see you owls tomorrow for some delicious Shaner Hal!
Surely King and Shaner won't let us down
>Son of a Reboot!
that's great. who's In-?
>>77377164
thanks for posting, LLL!
>>77377162
No, it's just that hearing old fandom headcanons is weird. Especially with Element Lad, because he was one of those characters that tool decades to find their definitive personalities. I read that Best of Legion Outpost collection, and every time they talked about Element Lads was how he was gay or horribly angry and bitter.
>>77377164
Thanks OP!
LLL!
>>77377164
>I'll see you owls tomorrow for some delicious Shaner Hal!
I'm so excited
thanks OP!
>>77377244
I'm pretty sure they wanted to say Invisible Kid, but they cut it off so they could be coy and claim it's Inferno.
>>77377244
guess him and Lyle not sprocking yet
>>77377257
but Jan is moe he's not angry and bitter unless I forgot something. I thought he was cool in Threeboot just weird and cute in Retroboot even though I didn't read it yets. Shit am I talking bad.
>>77377164
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.
>Brainy has "holo-vids of Nura, Ayla, Laurel, and someone else
.... Morbid curiosity has me by the balls right now.
>>77377309
makes sense.new version of lyle needs to be blonde now
>>77377340gates
>>77377324
That's the thing. All these writings were old (the most recent one was an interview with Giffen about starting on the series with Levitz, it's pretty great) and before Element Lad got defined as "the spiritual one". Before that, the most character development he had was when he confronted Roxxas over killing Trom.
>>77377355
Do want. Just so I can have Brainy/Lyle. So thirsty.Threeboot has brown hair and he ded in Retroboot again.
>>77377410i'm so sorry but i like jacques more
>>77377355
Nah, it's the old "Your true love breaks the mold" trope.
>>77377440so do I, i feel so bad for that anon
>>77377403
arughahgah this is why character development should happen Jan isn't the gay one because of him hooking up with Erin. 30 century love holds no standards. Man I hate the fandom with characters.
>>77377440
>>77377473
>Liking spoiler
>Not liking both especially this versionalive
We can't be friends
>>77377484
I always figured Jan was one of those "it's not the gender, it's the person" types myself.
>>77377440
>>77377473Does he even exist in Threeboot?
>>77377538
they're both good! I just like one better. The only actually bad Legionnaire is Tyroc and that's because everyone except that one dumb editor was/is embarrassed.
>>77377560
2nded
>>77377440
I like them both but reboot Lyle is a super qt
>>77377560
I know right fud them. Could be worse. Could be those rabid OC DONUT STEAL/Jan or other Legionnaire fans
>>77377538
That's fine. Even this Lyle doesn't do anything for me, and I'm agreeing that this is the best Lyle to exist.
>>77377648
>>77377595
>>77377585
I'm not serious! I just wish writers would put them both in the same version. They either ignore one or the other.
>Asked a Chinese seller information about Brainy's shoes.
>Seller is interested in Legion and wants to know more, (Threeboot.)
Is this good or bad?
>>77377815
Damn that no duplicate powers rule
thing to do is stick Lyle at the Academy I think...
>>77377998
Preach the gospel? China deserves comics too.
>>77376862
OK this is superhero comedy done right.
>>77378000
Just give one of them slightly different powers like Invisible woman or Computo.
>>77378040
I can't find a good Threeboot Brainy picture though.
>>77377998
Sure, tell them they should stop at 30 though.
>>77378344
I will never not love that right after they give Saturn Girl a pink bikini, they immediately had a story about a male counterpart wearing it.
>>77378383
There's this one, although it's not a full body pose.
>>77378541
I wasn't expecting help, (musing out loud) but thanks anyway anon! I'll use that and whatever else I can find. I sobered up a bit.Not that much.
>>77378502
I want to see Sun Boy in that right now.
>>77377569
No.
>>77379245
At least he shows up again.I won't see XS ever again after this boot will I?
>>77379575
We'll hopefully get her and proper Bart back when Barry's allowed to have grandkids again;_;
>>77379575
Think they actually had her in Retroboot. Much like Gates, they didn't really do anything with her.
>>77379764
>>77379616
>Put Reboot stuff in Retroboot
>Doesn't do anything with itSomehow I ended up on /hm/ after I tried to post. I also realized how much LOSH porn I have in my folder along with Spirk.
I'll pay someone to write a 'Gates dates random people' fic if it ends in Brainy/Gates. Set during Retroboot.
>>77379906
I'm pretty sure that putting Reboot stuff in was token gesture to claim "We're not rehashing the Levitz/Giffen run, honest!"
>>77379616
She cameoed in Justice League United, which was like Retroboot but with the Reboot characters peppered in.
>>77379964
and keep Gates and XS
>>77379964
>"We're not rehashing the Levitz/Giffen run!"
>Mentioning that you grew up on that run and it motivated you for this boot.
I'm trying to covert a writer anon to the Legion. I feel like a thirsty fool.
>>77379925
all this gates talk and shipping made me think of what gates xeno dick could look like i'm partially ashamed and partially wanting to share
>>77380311
You should definitely share
I have just been assuming that he's got a cloaca
>>77380171
If it ends in porn, all is justified.
>>77380311
>>77380321look up an ostritch; i need to figure out where he puts it, but i like the idea and i'm trying to solve for it
>>77380362
I just googled ostrich dick, thanks anon
that's some pretty interesting junk though, could be fun for xeno stuff
>>77380415the biology is kind of amazing, it's lymphatic so there's no such thing as deflation-- if i can get this thing off the ground, brainy's going to nerd out over it
>>77380321
i figured it would be more conal like but rounded tip and a not as pointy it would semi prehensile meaning he can move it a bit and curl it a bit like nothing too crazy think a curvy banana along with that it would segmented like his body but the segments are softer and you cant really see the division between them that well so most people ust assume its circularly ribbed
at the base he has two small claws on either side of his dick that allow him to grip onto whoevers fucking for better movement
i also thought that couluans when they are aroused become more sensitive all over and because of this they tend to orgasm several times and have a lot of stamina to compensate
>>77380630
>I just want to see Vril/Hal porn and Legion porn. I'm scum.
You shouldn't feel bad, those are good thingsI'm the one that was interesting in the Vril/Hal, I'm low on time for the next few days but I've been thinking of ways to write it
>>77380655
>Was suppose to delete the picture.
>Ended up deleting the whole post on accident.
Whoops. Still tipsy.I'm the same goofy anon who wants to write Legion porn but doesn't have good English.
