Let's talk literal kekoldry in comic books. Image related.
>>77366977
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wait a minute.
>>77366977
>literal kekoldry
So you want funny moments then?
You wpuld think the word filter would stop this.
>>77366977
This is disgusting and one of the main reasons i just don't trust people and specially women. Never been through that kind of shit, but the idea is just more than enough to fuel my distaste for people.
>Demon Knights 08-016 Kopie.jpg
Godgloeiende! Go fucking emigrate!
>>77367060
Get a load of this autist.
>>77367074
Well, women are kinda weak
>>77367083
ebin
>Demon Knights wasn't that good
>these characters all have better told stories
>female crossdresser ystina is better
This thread won't last but I might as well enjoy while it does
>>77367049
I'm down.
>>77367110
Don't worry Dick, Midnighter will take care of you.Even though the prospect of Dick on top of bearded Bruce is more appealing to me. Got to try and be realistic.
>>77367110
EVERY TIME.
>>77367127
Didn't they fight over this? I remember a scan of Johny being scared of fighting him, but refusing to back down. But never saw the full fight.
/co/ is full of keks
>>77367197
A-AND KEKS xD
>>77367127
Holy shit Black Bolt legitimately looks scary, I would be terrified if I was in Johnny's position, considering what Black Bolt is capable of and all.
>>77367352
but marrying cousins is illegal on Krypton
>>77367366
That's the real reason they went to Earth.
>>77367346
>"YOU."
>Bye Johnny!
>>77367366
Maybe he remembered he's not ON Krypton
Or, more likely, he realized Supergirl would be the only woman capable of surviving a round of Superanal
>>77367366
No wonder Krypton is gone
>>77367127
Holy shit, that fork glow.
Also this is incredible bullshit. Fucking Crystal didn't even want Johnny. You're going to tell me she goes from Black Bolt to Human Torch? That's like driving a Mercedes and then going to a motorized unicycle.
>>77370100
She's acting out
>>77366977
Jesus, they're really making Madam X a bitch in this continuity.
I miss the Vertigo series.
>>77367110
too abd Im on my laptop. Dont have ht edick being a dick pic on it. The one where he fucks Oracle then gives her a wedding invitation.
>>77367414
if he can pet a cat without accidentally crushing its skull he can have sex without killing his partner
>>77371203
That was a fucking great series, her and Phantom Stranger were excellent.
>>77371248
Is that Dick? Bruce rarely smiles as Batman.
Irredeemable had some.
>>77371284
It's Bruce, he lost his memory.
>>77371234
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>>77371266
there's an issue where Harley kisses Matches Malone, too
young beast and jean
>>77367150
That was from an unlettered preview of next week's comic
>>77367127
BB looks 80 years old in this
Why is medusa in charge. I know black bolt died, but he came back.
>>77371789
are they just gonna give ever member of the justice league a shot at amnesia?
>>77371234
I hated that bulshit convoluted arc.
>>77371748
He faked his death after infinity and when he came back medusa said she wasn't giving him control back because of all the shit he did. She told him he was only getting it back if he fought her for it. He decided to leave instead.
>>77372009
He faked his death to help save the universe.
>>77372009
damn, cant even fight her with out destroying his city
>>77367352
Geez, why was the Silver Age so obsessed with getting the Supercousins to fuck?
>>77371823
When it suits the arc and helps best couple get together for a little, sure, why not?
>tfw physical embodiment of good only wants to hang out with you when your plantsexual friend is around
>>77372125
He really didn't have to fake his death. destroying attilan and letting the terrigen out had nothing to the incursions.
>>77371232
Not any sex worth having
>>77372912
I like your style, kid.
Has anyone got the page where Lois opens the door for Clark Kent but she's fucking some other dude, and Clark can hear them talking about him with his superhearing on the way out?
>>77373557
That was like the first issue of the new 52
I never miss a chance to post oldschool hilarity.
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>>77373885
Yeah. This is happening. Drink it in.
>>77373939Just ask her if she wanna fuck, Supes. You didn't need to do all this.
>>77373885
>>77373939
>Leave Earth forever
>Supergirl all along
Kek
>>77372426
that whole issue was fucking gold
>>77367346
Honestly, I think he's the type who'd settle for giving you the worst beating of your life.
Not a single word, he just hits you and hits you until he's done hitting.
Then he shoots a dirty look at Medusa and saunters off.
>>77374013
Yeah, Superman just admitted to Lois he committed interplanetary statutory rape. Cuz what the fuck are we gonna do about it?
Huh. No one posted "that?" The most infamous kekoldry on /co/?
>>77367056
It's hard to understand why they do it. Not only do the shitposters keep excreting their fetid piles despite the filters, but now a bunch of them are attaching nonsense words to their posts just to...just to shitpost I guess. What motivates a person to do that?
>>77377198
Gwen deserved better
>>77367110
>Implying Dick didn't kek Luke
