What are they saying?
>>77365530
Nova: Sup babe, wanna take a ride on my BMW?
Marvel: You have a car?
Nova: Thats not what I meant about my B...M...W...
>>77365579
KILL YOURSELF
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You know, making the lightning bolt smaller makes her look like a person with lazy cosplay sense.
Is she hiding a stolen pice of clothing from one of the avengers
>K: NOT FOR SEXUAL
>N: your too cute
>K: Exchcuse me?
>N: Seriously, you are too cute for sexual
>N: Why would they draw you so cute? Aren't you supposed to have realistic arabic features?
>>77365530
>"Dum de do I am a woman la la la!"
>"Wait a moment!" I sense a misogynist is looking at my ass!"
>"Hellooo!"
>"Get thee hence, male scum. I am not a sex object."
>"What are you talking about?"
>"Just because I am alone in this alleyway does not make me a sex worker, you one-track-minded cis scum!"
>"Damn this woman sure is crazy..."
>>77365650
Suicide yourself please anon
/co/ sure is awful at this.
>>77365662
>LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
Is Kamala's use on the team to be surprised at shit?
>>77365649
Pakistani like her editor
>>77365530
Nova: Sup I see u Girlll
Kamala: You saw nothing NINO
Nova: Girl I know u look good in those civies
Kamala: Fuck off
Nova: Ugh sorry
>>77365670
Miles and kamala suprised while nova is just chilling. What sorcery is this
>>77365579
I don't get it.
Why is Kamala always so disgustingly cute?
>>77365530
shes lowkey trying to escape this shitty book
>>77365677
hng
>>77365579
What?
>>77365670
Kamala's the girl. Girls get easily startled and are emotionally unbalanced.
>>77365530
"America is full of sand nigers and beaners, need more pure white blood"
>>77365768
Novas half Hispanic himself
>>77365728
novas got a blue metal weiner
>>77365862
its a really really cool weiner, thats why he won the blue metal
>>77365787
You can really notice that.
Miles has Ganke and Kamala has Bruno who does Nova have?
I dropped Nova' book after 12 so I'm not sure
>>77365787
You'll be surprised how many of them are self hating.
>>77365888
His dad
>>77365889
A lot of mixed people choose a side in their mixes for some reason
>>77365917
No one likes a fence sitter I suppose.
>>77365530
Nova: We should kill that new Spider Boy
Kamala: He's giving us other minority heroes a bad name!
>>77365705
>>77365728
Big Mexican Wiener
>>77365701
Nova's gone to far weirder places than the other two.
>>77365917
only the smart ones chose the side winner
One question before I decide if I pick up this book.
How much Sam/Miles is it gonna give me?
Homo or not, I just love buddy stuff in cape comics.
>>77366313
We won't know until it's out.
>>77365530
>I think Carol Danvers is overrated, my daddy is 1000 times better than her
>I'm so gonna write a deathfic about you later...
>>77365889
really depends where they grew up
if it's a primarily beaner neighborhood they don't tend to identify as the mix to often and if it's a white or black neighborhood you get that self hating shit, not all the time but yeah I've seen it.
anyway I hope they don't make sam the useless twat on the team. he's dumb but has still done more superheroic things and on a far larger scale than miles or khan.
he'll he's a far more active nova than rich was in his first 20 years, not mah nova fags can go fuck themselves.
>>77366441
Okay fine, I'll give it through issue 3.
Why is she changing in an alleyway?
Kamala changes wherever she feels like since she wears her costume under her clothes.
She's changed in front of Kamran in the middle of a fight and didn't care.
Why does Kamala look like Jean Grey? Is she telling Nova that he's gay?
>>77365888
I try not to judge, but it seems counter-productive to wear painted-on jeans with a hijab.
>>77368558
No that's forbidden in Islam
>>77365530
Hi.
We have nothing in common but because we're around the same age writers are trying to push us together.
Oh, don't worry, they'll change their minds the next time homosexuals complain and one of us will probably turn gay.
One of us?
Yeah probably you. We've got tons of gay boys, but a gay muslim is Oscar bait.
>>77365530
>Sam, You're gay.
>What?
>You're gay sam
>Let me think about this.
>>77367694
In muslim culture, women aren't allowed to change their garb in the same residence as men.
>>77369181
You're thinking of miles.
>>77369239
no, he's going to be banging gwen stacy and black cat
>>77369208
So it's much better in an dark alleyway where the next Jared is hiding in the trash bins
>>77369479
It's not proper for a girl to stop muslim Jared from fulfilling his needs with obedient muslim girls.
>>77365579
>>77365649
>>77365650
>>77365669
>>77365700
>>77366500
>>77369207
PLEASE DO PIC RELATED
>>77369346
Nah, Marvel's gonna use him turning them down to show exactly how gay he is.
Our three choices are Sam (Mexican/American), Miles (Black/Mexican), and Kamala (Pakistani/American/Inhuman).
Sam is right out, not biracial enough.
It's basically between Kamala/Miles, Kamala may be half-white but she's also an Inhuman, so she ties Miles for diversity.
>>77369606
>diversity
she just got dosed with magical superpower gas
>>77369642
Really? I haven't read any of her stuff, thought I heard Inhuman somewhere.
Then I guess Miles will be the one catching the gay when sales begin to drop.
>>77365720
WHY AREN'T *YOU* CUTE??
>>77369709
>Really? I haven't read any of her stuff, thought I heard Inhuman somewhere.
No, she is, but inhumans aren't another race any more than everyone in the world is African because a million years ago our ancestors lived in Africa.
>>77365530
He's asking why the harlot is walking unescorted by a man and she's trying to lie her way out of it to avoid stoning
>>77369606
>Kamala may be half-white but she's also an Inhuman
Well, if you go with a particular assumption based on a single line, then it could conceivably be that way. Although she looks not white at all.
>>77369709
>Then I guess Miles will be the one catching the gay when sales begin to drop.
Not happening. Only third tier characters get turned gay
>>77368629
I can't recall the details, and don't really care, but as I recall Kam's friend said her parents don't even want her to wear it but she's doing it now as a statement so it's possible she's doing a fusion culture thing where she's flaunting her stuff but wearing a reminder that she's doing it for her, not for you,but it still does it for me so we agree to disagree.
Back dat ass up for Allah
>>77369606
Kamala is full Pakistani barring any suprises about her grandparents. Also Miles mom is Puerto Rican. Its pedantic but they ain't Mexicans.
>>77365530
>Now to hide this C4 by this haram cartoon publisher...
>Hey Kamala
>Whatcha doin'?
>Certainly not bringing glorious jihad to the infidels
>What?
>Say, you're not a JEW are you?
>My Spider Sense is tingling!
>>77369709
>I heard Inhuman somewhere.
I mean, yeah she's inhuman. But that hardly counts as added diversity. That's like saying Martian Manhunter makes the Justice League a diverse team because he's an alien.
>>77365720
Because cuteness trascends everything
>>77369772
>>77369893
I guess I meant it was a mark in her favor because Marvel seems to think the Inhumans are Hansel to the X-Men's Zoolander.
>>77369811
You're right: much more likely her parents immigrated to the US and she was born here, thus the "Pakistani-American".
>>77369822
>Only third tier characters get turned gay
Oh anon, I hate to be the one to tell you this.
Bobby Drake, young and old, are both gay.
>>77369854
Nah, that's a very important distinction to make.
Doesn't change my gay math but thanks for clearing that up for me.
>>77365530
>So, we both still up for that threesome with Miles?
>>77369915
>"Pakistani-American".
Independent of her passport, she has grown up in the US.
Bollywood is likely the closest she has come to the home of her parents.
>>77365670
And to write fanfics
>>77369965
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>>77365530
>What are you doing back here?
>Hiding
>From?
>Bendis is trying to set me up with his little nigger
>Oh, good idea
>>77369965
Oh no
>>77369938
It's Loliwood for the pakistani version of bollywood.
>>77365530
Mrs Mudslime: Oh my god!
Nova: Hi! I'm the new Nova for this sector.
Mrs Mudslime: Oh, so you didn't see anything?
Nova: Was I supposed to?
Mrs Mudslime: ...
Nova: Now that you think of it, the last time we let brown people sneak around and hide things, a lot of people didn't get to cross the finishline.
>>77365530
>shit, I knew I should have told Bruno to wrap that shit. Now I gotta dumpster baby this little inhuman shitter. yeah, wrap him in a coat. great
>hey
>fuck
>uh, neat dumpster baby
>what do you want Little Dick?
>can I eat it? you pick up some shit out in space
>>77370088
No
>>77365643
Yes. MIles' jockstrap
>>77365720
because she's pedobait
>>77370088
Fred Durst, take your red hot chilli pepper nonsense and pls go.
>>77365530
postmodern edit
>>77365530
Marvel: Richard Rider!?
Nova:???
Marvel: Wait, I expected someone tallerandgolder
Nova:...
>>77369915
>Bobby Drake
Iceman is third tier
>>77365530
Kamala is cute. CUTE!
>>77371131
Really? Not sure I'm buying that.
I figured an Omega-level member of the O5 who has, to my knowledge, never left the X-Men would be higher than 3rd tier.
You wanna say Rockslide or Quentin Quire are 3rd tier? Sure, I can buy that. Iceman's a harder sell.
>>77371259
Rockslide and Quentin Quire are gay now?
>>77365530
>This is bullshit you can't ground Ms. Mar-WHO'S THERE ALLAH PROTECT ME!
>Hi! I'm Nova, official Avenger. I'm looking for new recruits to join!
>Really?
>No, I just heard you're a shapeshifter and I have a fetish for dickgirls.
>How many cocks you want me to have?
>>77369560
Triggered are we?
>>77365888
>who does Nova have
Cosmo or Beta Ray Bill.
>>77365888
The Watcher!
Oh wait....
