HEY THERES SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW SO IM GONNA TELL YOU SO
>>77363255
TELL ME!
>>77363255
>>77363262
DONT SWEAT IT
Real talk, though, this rap isn't half bad, actually. It's fun in a cheesy way.
Of course, it's out of place in a movie like this.
>>77363306
Don't sweat what?
>>77363446
IT NIGGA
DON'T SWEAT THE Inevitable Titanic SINKING
>>77363255
PARTY TIME!
PARTY TIME!
EVERYBODY FEELING FINE CAUSE ITS PARTY TIME!
>>77363430
No fucking shit?
>>77363430
You know, Italy and a few other countries has laws protecting domestic toy makers by banning the import and sale of toys and collectibles from other countries, mainly to avoid the flood of shit from china, but even a toy made in france is banned from entry...which makes me wonder...can italians have disney toys or even watch disney movies?
Maybe this Italian director saw all of theses classic animated movies in the states or elsewhere and being a sly bastard made his domestic italian cartoon with all of these ripped of and down right exact copy characters hedging his bet that most of his audience of children won't have recognised the characters because they have never seen them before.
>>77363266
>>77363540
>Jontron finally finished doing the noticeably rushed Star Wars videos and is now back on point with a quality episode that's longer than the ones he normally puts out
Feels good man.
>>77363606
I didn't think that the new ep was that good, but that was less because of Jontron and more because that film is not funny in any way, it's just shit. It's not foodfight, it's just absolute shit.
>>77363606
I for one enjoyed starcade...it was still jontron, but all star wars games.
It makes sense that he would do a star wars themed episode or series leading up to the release of the new starwars movies. Garunteed money because of people searching about atar wars stuff.
Learn to business and market research for trends.
>>77363614
I loved this episode. But one thing bothers me...WHERE DA FUK IS JOCK?
DID HE DIE?!
Actually that would be a reasonable assumption since small parrots only live about 10 years max.
>>77363799
>Jock
>>77363430
There are two versions of the rap.
The other version makes more sense (relatively) but sounds way worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94ZSsplT65I
>>77363606
>he doesnt go on green boys
>>77363829
Holy christ what the hell I'm watching
I'm Italian and this is the first time I see this shit
>>77363919
You'd know, your people made more than one Animated Romance set on the Titanic with talking animals sub plot.
I bet the first animated Tomance about the Twin Towers with talking animals would be done by an Italian.
>>77363919
I'm German and I've seen the other animated Titanic movie on TV as a kid. You know, the one with the talking dolphins and the shark wearing a baseball cap.
>>77363966
Rat teeth can't chew steel beams.
>the dog wasn't shown with everyone else in the epilogue
The whales didn't save him, he went down with the ship.
>>77363971
No, but an Ice Berg can, it wasn't a plane thar crashed into the towers, it was the Titanic ftom the grassy knoll and the iceberg shot Lincoln >>77363972
>>77363786
imo starcade should have just been one long video or something, that way it wouldn't have felt so drawn out.
>>77363597
We're not some third wolrd shit-tier country anon. Disney is a big mayor in our contry (we have also our unique section of Mickey Mouse comics made by italians only). This movie was made by a hack tring to cash in from Cameron's movie. Anyway if a animated movie is not from America or some weeb shit it's dead from the start
>80 years from now the Italians will make a 9/11 animated musical where Bald eagles save the day
>>77363967
>>77363966
I didn't know,I've never seen this garbage on TV.The italian cartoons often are unknown even in our own country
>>77364025
>talking shit about Heavy Metal
>>77364003
And it was all orchestrated by the British Royal Family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVhZFy3XXPY&client=mv-vf-uk&safesearch=always
>>77363865
he's a good egg
>>77363597
>Italy and a few other countries has laws protecting domestic toy makers by banning the import and sale of toys and collectibles from other countries
What
>>77364211
It's true, I can't sell my Funki Pops or comics there. I ger customers who ask me to mark them as gifts, but I could lose my liscence if caught.
Brazil dosen't have a ban, but heavily taxes imports like video games.
>>77363255
>>77364227
>It's true, I can't sell my Funki Pops or comics there. I ger customers who ask me to mark them as gifts, but I could lose my liscence if caught.
That's for pay slightly less, not for avoid a nonexistent ban.
>>77363255
Want to fuck that dog.
>>77364259
God dammit Tony
>>77363972
The whales were in that other Italian movie where an evil businessman made a deal with talking sharks.
>>77363255
Does Italian culture just favor a different kind of pacing? Are there critical plot points that have to be shoehorned in, like revenge on the bad guys? Or is this considered just a really bad movie back in the ol' boot as well?
>>77363606
>Jontron never did a Tie-Fighter video even after teasing it
>never even mentions why he didn't
What the hell, man.
>>77364377
Oh yeah. Sorry I have trouble telling retarded animated childrens adaptions of tragic early 20th century events apart.
>>77363799
Maybe Jon couldn't keep him in the apartment he got.
>>77364027
I don't think that would be too hard to write now. If it's anything like Legend of the Titanic the bald eagles won't show up until maybe 3/4 into the movie, they'll probably show up as soon as the towers are being destroyed and all fly together to hold them up. A human love story needs to be the crux of the plot, we'll go with the same one as Titanic because I can see the Italians ripping off the same plot for this movie. Now, the question is how do we work in the talking animals? What Disney characters do we rip off? How many subplots can we cram into this motherfucker? Who's the villain who crashed his aeroplane into the towers?
>>77363262
Oh you'll find out, I'm about to summon it!
>>77364027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IstpOPTmJY
This was originally published in october 2001
>>77363597
Ban is different from import limitations, and in Italy is the latter, not the former.
>>77363799
Darth Vader killed him.
>WHY PAPÁ?
>I CAN STILL HEAR THE SCREAMS, PAPÁ
GOAT episode.
>>77363829
That is somehow worse
>>77367192
I loved the coloring book gag
>>77365402
I'm Italian, always interested in cartoons and comic media and never ever heard about this movie.
>>77365420
They'll still be coming out, he's just finished recording them. They're all being edited now.
You can tell he was forced to do it by Maker Studios
Jon's looking a little bit thinner these days
also more exhausted.
>>77368390
I wonder how many times a week he have sex with his gf.
