Terrible comics thread.
Post the worst and hate as you please.
>>77361312
What is wrong with this?
>>77361429
The whole comic exists in the super ultra lefty college perspective, because thats literally where the character is.
Blondie is her worlds super-man tier, only she quit superheroing as a teenager because she realized punching everything wouldnt work, and has been feverishly looking for a way to be relevant.
Recent comics have been her going "OMG we just need to work together instead of trying to save the world individually" so actual plot might be occurring soon.
>>77361497
oh, now I have a context
>>77361533
Yeah. She's blanketed because her roomies went "You know what you're way too agressive about stepping into situations, so we're just gonna move all your shit out onto the hallway and tell you you're moved out" and she's been whining at one of the few supers to wind up in a profitable position.
Given that one of the names in her rolodex is a mindreading lex luthor type I have to imagine its going to be interesting hooking him and Paladin here up, and they might be able to convince not-x-23 to stop being an infinite organ donor strapped into an endless surgery machine, but frankly thats all I give a shit about.
Its called Strong Female Protagonist - Its basically okay, but the flaws are as discussed here.
>>77361429
Just look at the lower-right panel.
Strong Female Protagonist was actually decent up until the latest chapter, which has just been paced and argued atrociously and has some really tough suspension of disbelief stuff (like Fireguy's whole scene in Mexico, where he somehow managed not to get shot point blank and also it was a government op anyway?). Kinda shitty because I did enjoy the earlier chapters even though the leftist bent probably puts a lot of people here off.
>>77361312
This doesn't seem bad, so far. You must have chosen the wrong page.
fem-thor is the worst comic of all time and thats's a scientific fact
SFP is really not terrible, just completely fucking mediocre, shackled by its name and concept.
I will never get over the "Strong Female Protagonist" not being strong in any way with her romantic feelings, which I dunno if the author thinks is subversive or something, I just think it's retarded.
>>77361661
That's not how you write What If AvX.
>>77361679
What if AvX at least has that "What the fuck?" quality to it, that Aaron's fem thor does not have.
That book is at best a pisstake on white feminism.
I feel I have to say Crash Reloaded because at least CWC didn't resort to using game images for backgrounds.
>>77361312
Fuck this. Fuck everything about this. It's just long. That's all it is, it's not good, it's just long and everyone thinks it must be good because it's long. Then fanartists started fucking drawing for it and everyone said see, look, it has good art! But it doesn't, the author can't draw for shit and everyone loves it. Then the author became a SJW and then everyone gave him money and then he lost all that money and now the comic is desperately throwing around sexualities and triggers to try and get more money.
>>77361882only reason homestuck is worth looking at is for it's medium blending ambition, everything else about it isn't that great to straight bad save for one or two standout characters
>>77361661
Not really.
>>77361661
>Worse than unfunnies
pff
>>77362269
Can something even be bait in a hate thread?
>>77361882
I couldn't get into Homestuck and I'll never understand how it manage to gather such a large fanbase. The art is simplistic, it's SLOW AS HELL, simple things take pages and pages and pages, all the technical shit is completely pointless, most of it is clearly the author buying time trying to figure out where he wants things to go. It was a few moments that are funny and the writing is clever at times, but it's held back by way too many things. And I'm talking about what's supposedly the goof stuff, apparently later on it becomes about gay shipping.
>>77361882
I find Homestuck funny and the plot earlier on was engaging
>>77361312
are they gonna confront this chicks monstrous pride, so much so that she symbolizes' herself as motherfucking Michael throwing Lucifer into hell, or they just going to be all passive aggressive about it?
>>77361312
>The reality of these figures doesn't match up to the idealized codes and legends surrounding them
You don't say?
>>77361497
Moon over June does everything this comic does, but worse. And has eyebleaching levels of WTF porn.
>>77363019
>Using a motor vehicle stick shift as a dildo
>>77361312
OP, if you really want to rustle some jimmies, post this in /tg/ or /his/.
>>77362989
Like many things in the comic, it makes much more sense knowing a little bit of context. The Satan figure is a mind-reading former supervillain who went full corporate. Paladin, the chick in question, used to work for his company and ever since she quit to run her own company Lex Mentallo has done everything in his power to destroy her livelihood. At this point she's successfully fended off his legal challenges and lawsuits against her and her company.
>>77362918
Pretty much, it went from fun fantasy adventure with chess/playing card/jester/lovecraft/musical motifs to shit when the creator realized 90% of his fanbase was on tumblr and he could get twice the asspats if he slipped in things like "Dave never idolized his brother! Bro was abusive!", and "I know I said the aliens don't have a concept of gender-based attraction, but THIS one is a lesbian because I am Word of God and I said so"
>>77362918
>most of it is clearly the author buying time trying to figure out where he wants things to go
Actually it's a result of taking user commands which is why the faffing around tapers off during act 4
>>77363133
>post this in /tg/ or /his/
Is it weird that the most offensive thing I find in this page is that armor design?
>>77363019
I'm slightly ashamed to say that I've fapped to Moon over June.
Several times.
It was a wierd period of my life
Fuck Ellis.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z7JV18j.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>77361882
>But it doesn't, the author can't draw for shit and everyone loves it.
>the author can't draw for shit
>can't draw for shit
OVER THE LINE
>>77362278
yes really
>>77362727
Sure, watch and learn.
I can't stand It Hurts, the art is horrible, the jokes are bad and the dad is the worst character.
I couldn't even make it to page 40.
How can anyone read kill 6 trillion demons or whatever?
It is just edgy fedora tipping nonsense.
I would say Everything Is Illuminated sucks now that it has gone Tumblr, but that would imply that it was ever good.
Loss was good and well built up drama and you guys just wish that you could make something that good.
How does anyone even like Gogo? That freak is unfappable and anyone who cares about a DA comic can rot in hell.
>>77361882
Act 2 was good because the chess folk are actually entertaining. The rest is brief glimmers of comedy in a sea of far too much detail and the creator stopped giving a shit about differentiating the characters beyond their basic typing quirks and motivations years ago.
I actually clicked a recent page a few months ago and was surprised by how drab the dialogue was. I rolled back to the character's first appearance and, sure enough, they actually had different diction, phrasing, sentence structure, train of thought, etc.
>>77364650
But It Hurts and Gogo Bongo Kongo ARE shit.
>>77363373
Same. I found it at the point when pretty much anything with any nudity or anything sexual could get my off. Fortunately I quickly discovered there was much better drawn porn out there.
>>77361635
Odds are it's just got left-winged ideals so of course someone's gonna go apeshit. It might not even be a bad comic but that doesn't matter in the glorious world of Internet politics.
>>77364650
>Loss was good and well built up drama and you guys just wish that you could make something that good.
It was good till this, this is too obvious. Everyone knows that Loss is a masterpiece.
>>77364650
>Loss
You're ruining my inmersion
>>77361882
>>77362918
thank you for dropping the adventure genre of homestuck for this
god bless you, hussie
>I learned that Dave has a fetish for furries, moms, aliens and boys and that he got abused by his brother
>Dave doesn't learn shit about the concept of being a hero
I think I got his character wrong
>starts revolving around a single favorite character, plot goes into stasis
>dumps said character, plot starts revving up again
>goes into orbit around a different, even more favorite character, plot shoved back into the deep freeze
>create artificial problems for character to keep the spotlight on him
>make sure he never solves any legit problems either, that would mean progress and we can't have that
At this point, the comic's just become an excuse for pumping out more compilation books on Kickstarter. It's sad, I actually used to like this one.
>>77364776
>Fortunately I quickly discovered there was much better drawn porn out there.
On a website? That's terrible! Which one? I mean, there's so many!
>>77361635
>>77364806
It's a slow burn kind of bad. No one page looks too bad and anyone who tries to discredit it by posting a page looks like a butthurt social conservative. Cucumber Quest is kind of the same in that regard.
OP chose something too nuanced for his own good, basically.
>>77361312
I haven't read this in a while. Are they still with the invisible serial killer storyline?
>>77364880
Writer's a bit of a cunt and her hubby tries to intimidate anyone who doesn't suck up to her, too. It's impossible for things to get better when she insults anyone she doesn't agree with and is quarantined into an asspat community. Shame.
>>77364919
>Cucumber Quest
It's not terrible, just really fucking boring and aimed at garnering a fan following over telling its story.
>>77363107
You've never been on /o/
>>77361312
I liked it at first, but I dunno, I got the impression we were supposed to like and identify with the protagonist more and more, and that she wouldn't really be challenged to changed. Maybe the writer identifies too much with her, I dunno.
I liked the chapter with the regenerating girl, it has some decent art, but I dropped it around the rapist killer storyline. Just way too didactic and preachy.
>>77364980
>aimed at garnering a fan following over telling its story
I wonder how well this sort of thing actually works. Usually you can do both at the same time with minimal effort.
>>77361497
There is plot already, the "every superpowered individual with a power that could really change the status quo was quietly murdered in the crib", remember?
>>77364980
>>77365065
I don't think it's going too well. JelloApocalypse gave up on doing the Fan Dub due to lack of interest.
It amazes me how salty the creator still is over people liking her MGS/Persona comics. She chased away anyone who dared to say they liked her old comics as if they're the scum of the earth and she's some sort of victim.
>>77363432
>Hussie's good works like Whistles, problem sleuth and the short comics with team special olympics will all be overshadowed by the interspecies gay romance that homestuck became
>even the good parts of homestuck will be overshadowed by faggot aliens
>>77365082
That's not plot itself, more like the potential beginning, but it was introduced in, like, the first or second chapter and then basically ignored for a while. I don't know if the comic's picked that thread back up yet.
>>77365082
you know every time I read that, I can't help but think that there going to be a plot twist where it turns out they had a good reason for killing all those people. like that kid who could talk to germs was more poison ivy than doctor do-little and was making some sort of super cancer that spread like the common cold and they had to kill him to keep him from wiping out man kind, just to see the look on the main characters face
>>77364880
what's this
>>77365355
Bittersweet Candy Bowl. A comic that is totally not furry at all, the creators swear.
>>77362506
>Nemesis storytime
>"At least it's better than Unfunnies"
>Don't believe /co/ and end up reading it
living hurts
>>77365567
Everybody should read Unfunnies once.
>>77365604
we are the condemned. Spare others the torment anon
>>77363183
It's less getting asspats and more getting dollars. Hussie is excellent at milking his fanbase while pretty clearly having zero respect for them.
>>77361312
>implying there's anything wrong with being a brutal, aristocratic murderer
Fucking SJWs
![2835100-1214491687-e9d.j[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gloS9Ip.jpg "2835100-1214491687-e9d.j[1].jpg")
>>77363378
Quick someone recommend a hyper /pol/-tier comic so I can watch the extreme SJW taste out of my mouth.
>>77361882
I don't even know what Homestuck is about. Whenever I ask everyone says it's best to not know. By the name alone it sounds like a cringey fantasy of some basement dweller and his Dungeons & Dragons buddies as a pathetic attempt to make their already dull lives at least an illusion of a reality.
>>77367345
Basically it's some sort of whacky simil-Pratchett urban fantasy thing with alternate realities that is about as confusing and convoluted as Lost.
The one thing that I liked about what little I have read was that it had a strange, genuine charm and some of the visual imagery was very intriguing.
I had to watch a "Let's Read" someone suggested though, 'cause the comic itself is horribly slow paced and frustrating to read on the page. I didn't even know that kind of thing existed, but they're actually okay voice actors and it's rather enjoyable.
I dropped it pretty fast but what I've seen was interesting,
>>77367636
>Let's Read
mfw
>>77367696
Nothing wrong with it. Someone in a Homestuck thread actually suggested that. The comic is so visually simple and has so much text it's basically like listening to an audiobook
