>Fallout taught me many important life skills. For example, if you break your leg, just take a nap! And when you want to move to a new home, just load everything you own into a severed human torso and carry that!
>On the plus side, all of the radiation in the water has killed the twenty-eight different varieties of hepatitis.
>>77342940
...did he really just make the same comic again?
>>77342940
>And when you want to move to a new home, just load everything you own into a severed human torso and carry that!
....I never thought of that. I'm doing a replay of Fallout 3 right now, so thanks Ronnie.
what was the one where the hidden text was like
>you only know this comic from searching fat nerd comic in google or from that one where the fallout guy drank form a toilet
>>77342986
Why not? Todd Howard made the same game again.
>>77342986
>>77342940
>>77342945
Did you not want to see it in better art?
>>77342986
Eh, Fallout 4 is coming out tomorrow.
>>77342995
ZOWCHA!
I have a little cousin that's starting School in Russia, should I worry?
>>77343003
who the fuck reads Womp for the art?
>>77342992
That's his Patreon page:
>Hello, and well met!
>
>You might know me from that webcomic where the Fallout guy drinks the dirty toilet water.
>
>You might also know me from somewhere you don't remember, and you had to google "fat nerd comic" and I was like the third result.
>
>Well, you found me! And now you have a chance to make the world worse by giving me incentive to make more comics.
>>77343014
If he's a shit talker then yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuezsnndOSY&feature=youtu.be
>>77343037
cool thanks
hows his patreon doing by the way?
>>77342945
>>77342940
So meta, I love it.
>>77342940
>>77343115
>>77343003
The new comic it's from the PC version.
>>77342995
>>77342995
Hey guys! Did any of you preorder Fallout 4™ at Gamestop?
I don't think I can go on /v/ for a while. I know there's gonna be nothing but Fallout 4 shitposting on there. I mean those Todd threads were funny and there was always shitposting here since they revealed it in the conference a while back but it's gonna be a bad time to hang around /v/ come tomorrow.
I hope no one on /co/ is dumb enough to fall for Todd's lies.
>>77343342
Nah.Overwatch CE instead.
>>77343124
Oh, is that why it looks better?
>>77343037
>you had to google "fat nerd comic" and I was like the third result.
Nope, he's the first.
Wow that's kind of bittersweet.
>>77343388
>I don't think I can go on /v/ for a while.
I love video games but I don't go on /v/. They will be fine without you and you will be better off for not going to such a shit place.
>>77343342
Not me. Waiting until I get some firm recommendations from friends. I've been burned too many times by video games in the past few years to spend money on them on release. Besides, I'm not usually as hyped for video games now as I used to be, so waiting it out is a lot easier.
>>77343560
/v/'s shitposting can be sometimes amusing at times. Well maybe like 20% of the time.
>>77342945
I prefer the bottom one. The style reminds me of innocence when Ron enjoyed making comics.
>>77343342
FUCK YOU, Xcom2 got pushed back because of that shitty game!
>Don't offend me by asking if the relaxation room has karaoke. Of COURSE it does.
>>77344072
>No Hana and Ash bathing together
You had one job, Ronnie. One job.
>>77343632
>/v/'s shitposting can be sometimes amusing at times
No. Not even once. It's called "shitposting" for a reason, cause it's irredeemably shit, and worse, it's an actual cancer.
>>77342940
The villain is your son, you have to either kill him or nuke the Commonwealth.
>>77344072
Is it Takeshi's Castle or MXC?
>>77344125
>Bethesda continues to use Shitbryo for any and all games
>Fox Engine will never get used for anything ever again
There is no justice in this world.
>>77344125
Oh wow! Just like in Fallout 3 where you had the choice of getting clean water or you kill the mutants. No wait it was a computer. Thanks Todd!
>>77344147
>Fox engine never used
there's video screens on pachinko machines you know
>>77344125
Is this a real spoiler? He's got a screenshot that looks legit but he's saying the plot is exactly what everyone's been saying it would be ever since the first reveal trailer. Bethesda isn't this predictable, right?
>>77344125
That seems like a bit of an abrupt choice, why is it an either/or situation?
Can't I just give my son a spanking and NOT nuke this commiewealth?
>>77343420
>Nope, he's the first.
Oh god, that's hilarious.
>>77343420
RONNIE'S NUMBER ONE!
RONNIE'S NUMBER ONE!
>>77344352
>Bethesda isn't this predictable, right?
Yes, yes they are. You underestimate how shitty they are.
>>77344352
>Bethesda isn't this predictable
You're joking right?
>>77344352
Wow, anon, you're writing better jokes than Ronnie! Make your own comic, you're a funny one!
>>77344467
The really funny part is people are still going to think that F4 is a great game with a great plot.
>>77344434
>>77344449
It just seems kind of ridiculous that they'd go with a plot that's been this done to death, even "you're actually a robot" would have been a better, more fitting twist than "kill your son, OR KILL THE WORLD."
>>77344467
This isn't a joke, I'm just really good at avoiding spoilers.
>>77344125
Dammit, rope us into another game killing ending Bethesda, you get one game off from Fallout and back of into the hands of the original developers (most of them at least) And as soon as is back to your own alone time you fuck it all up again.
>>77343342
I sure did!
>>77344485
>even "you're actually a robot" would have been a better, more fitting twist
I think that may be the case as well.
>It just seems kind of ridiculous that they'd go with a plot that's been this done to death
Bethesda are bad writers (and game developers). Nothing new.
>>77344485
Anon, I don't give a shit about FO4 and we literally figured this plot point as one of the most probably one after they showed the trailer (was it at E3? I don't remember).
It's not about spoilers - Bethesda is just that predictable, you literally see your kid the same way you see your father in FO3 - just so then can make a Shyamalan twist that everyone knows will be there. One thing I have to admit - it takes balls, to release such a shitty and bugged game, with pretty much the same twist and plot, just with little changes of the outcome. If I had to spent millions on creating a game, I'd shit myself scared to sleep, creating this monstrosity, fully aware that share holders will have my dick on a platter if the gamers starts refunding this shit pile.
>>77344378
Because they think its a brilliant choice. Like Life is Strange with its Town full of half finished broken persons and assholes or the death prone lesbian.
Who do you choose?
Isn't Fallout 4 basically a collection of mods from the previous games bundled into a new game?
And why are the power armours suddenly walking tanks you have to climb inside?
>>77344485
Because that would be cool and take effort like...pretty much all the New Vegas endings.
I used to be a solider till I took an arrow in the knee.
They hid this glitch at E3 during the demo by shutting the door before his dialog was done.
Guys, I just got this chain letter saying that if you don't preorder Fallout 4, you'll be visited by the ghost of an atomic bombing victim in the night!
Spread it around.
>>77344529
>Tossing the general off the dam as the captsone to securing an independent Mojave
One of the best moments.
>>77344522
because that's how they worked in 1 and 2 in terms of gameplay. In 3 and NV they weren't even close to worth the effort to get whereas in 1 and 2 they made you the baddest motherfucker in the wasteland.
>>77344555
What about telling Legate Lanius to fuck off?
>>77344573
As said one of the best, the whole bit of telling the legion to go screw is another.
Ulysses and dealing with him in the Divide is also good and rather haunting seeing what happened there.
>>77344600
I actually still have to play that DLC.
>>77344612
Its good, lots of story and lore as to how the Courier and Ulysses are connected.
>>77344573
>>77344600
THE LEGION DID NOTHING WRONG
ULYSSES WAS RIGHT
>>77344626
I'll be sure to check it out.
https://twitter.com/AllGamesBeta/status/663574413783261184/video/1
And all the same glitches persist.
Why are people so obsessed with having a voiced protagonist nowadays? It adds nothing but expense and can negatively affect the experience with a bad voice actor, text-based dialogue choices have worked great for rpgs.
>>77344682
People are lazy to read and also retards that can't empathize with their character if they don't have a voice.
>>77344682
Because silent protagonists suck ass.
Source: Every single game with a silent protagonist.
>>77344682
I always prefer that option as its more immerse and they can come up with better dialog and responses.
But we are dealing with Bethesda and writing isn't their overall strong suit.
Should have pulled in MachineGames to help, could have had some great sex scenes.
>>77344682
It gives them personality. Japs have been doing it for ages already. Western RPG's suck.
>>77344715
Yeah. They should start voice acting for comics too. Huh?
You're a jackass.
>>77344723
Nice b8 /a/.
>>77342995
Fuckin rekt!
Man so they apparently shit all over the Capital Wasteland Brotherhood of Steel because they needed another evil faction and hate the idea of any sort of civilization progressing in the wasteland?
>>77344728
Maybe they should. Comics are a boring and dying medium. Maybe if they had attractive people do storytimes on Youtube, people might actually buy their garbage. Also all webcomics by default are terrible. They are an equivalent of shitty newspaper comics.
>>77344728
>Yeah. They should start voice acting for comics too. Hmmmm?
>>77344773
Maybe he's just being a bitch because people got on his ass about Fallout three ending being garbage until they were forced to patch that "masterpiece"
>>77342995
ZA ZA ZA ZING
What's this "Todd Howard" meme? Is there some catastrophic failure with Fallout 4 that I'm not aware of?
Have kinda been avoiding any kind coverage or discussion about it after the announcement trailer since I liked the first 3 and planned on getting it regardless.
>>77343388
It's worthwhile to never go there. It's a bad website. You'll somehow get better conversation on Gamefaqs even.
>>77344778
Is this guy still a "Nasty Cock Slut"?
>>77345288
they removed skills, and streamlined every conversation to a series of four choices.
>>77345288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxWUtShF_pE
>>77342945
>>77342940
Ronnie this isn't ok.
I expect this from other people but you?
>>77342945
>2011 - Console
>>77342940
>2015 - PC
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>77345351
What the fuck? Wow that... really bums me out. I guess I don't mind the streamlining of conversations unless they do it in one of those "this is the LIGHT option, this is the DARK option, this is the NEUTRAL option" shit that the modern Bioware games do.
But seriously, removing skills? Why?
>>77345387
they sort of replaced it with perk trees, perks being extremely streamlined skills basically, nothing too strange.
because bethesda.
and in the intro I saw, nearly every single dialog option had a (sarcastic) option, then the other three. very little control over what your character does.
>>77345387
>unless they do it in one of those "this is the LIGHT option, this is the DARK option, this is the NEUTRAL option" shit that the modern Bioware games do.
Yeah, about that...
Oh, and Skill/Stat checks during conversations were also removed. Everything's down to CHA now.
>>77343560
>I love video games but I don't go on /v/
These two statements aren't incongruous, /v/ doesn't play video games.
>>77344682
Normies get an urge to bully shy people that don't talk much and aren't on social media.
>>77345417
>Oh, and Skill/Stat checks during conversations were also removed
>>77345405
>nearly every single dialog option had a (sarcastic) option, then the other three. very little control over what your character does.
WHY
H
Y
>>77342986
He did. As much as it is a double standard to be mad at every other cartoonist for doing the same, I'm more inclined to give Ronnie a pass on this.
>>77345366
I thought that at first too, but after learning a new game was coming out and seeing just how much better the art is I'm okay with it.
>>77345417
>>77345351
Yeah even without all the other issues I've heard about its pretty likely this game is dogshit
>>77345446
gaming's mainstream now, dude.
So, it has to be dumbed down.
>>77342995
That burn was so sick Tim Buckley came running into the hospital to check on it.
>>77345461
That just makes it worse. The fact that it's topical doesn't give him an excuse to reuse a joke just because he draws kinda different now.
People would rioting if awkward zombie pulled this shit.
>>77345469
>now
It was mainstream when Fallout 3 came out! Gaming is no more mainstream now than it was at FO3 and NV's releases!
And that series did great.
>>77345497
I got a sensiblechuckle from it friend, I enjoyed how it was exactly the same joke with just a slightly shinier new coat of paint on top.
>>77345497
You're missing the joke. The joke is that the PC version is graphically superior to the Console version.
>>77345446
Because every second you spend in boring, ultra-lame dialogues is a second where you aren't having EPIC battles with SUPER MUTANTS. Roleplaying components would just distract from that.
>>77345497
>OH MY GOD RONNIE DID A COMIC WHERE THE JOKE WAS HE REUSED A JOKE
>OH. MY. GOD.
>Call the fucking FBI and CIA this fucking BULLSHIT CANNOT go UNPUNISHED. He must PAY for what he did to me, I am a CONSUMER and I am ENTITLED TO MY RIGHTS, he OWES me unlimited free original content and NOTHING gives him the right to make me read a joke a SECOND TIME.
>I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>>77345505
It was mainstream when we're were little kids playing nes.
>>77344102
This is /co/ not /v/. Keep discussions on topic please, like so:
There are no good web comics.
>>77345514
>>77345507
That doesn't mean this isn't some crappy videogame webcomic quality shit.
I always thought ronnie sempai was different.
>>77345497
He'd actually been talking about doing exactly this comic for a while, now. For whatever reason, the original version of it was his very first successful shared-and-reposted-around comic, his Number One Dime, so he said a while ago he'd like to remake it for the next Fallout game's launch.
And it's only this one time, anyway.
>>77345552
Boo hoo, need a tissue, /v/irginbabby?
>>77344715
Nahhhh! As long as the silent protag has dialogue choices that allow them to express personality. It's really dependent on the game, regardless.
>>77345552
You're a faggot, and you need to kill yourself if you're getting so upset about this joke.
>>77345557
I figured it might be somehow special since it was mentioned in the Patreon. Is this a relatable thing to people who played the games?
>>77344715
....What are some bad games with silent protags?
Cause to be honest, every one that comes to mind is great. Persona, Pokemon, Mother. Hell i remember how great jak and daxter was and then they started making him talk.
>>77345592
It's a relateable thing to people who've played pretty much any AAA-game in the past decade or so.
>>77343003
No.
>>77345609
I can't think of too many other games that regularly have goodies stashed inside toilet bowls, desu.
>>77345366
Same shitty game and shiny new art style.
>>77345594
Gordon freakman?
>>77345620
Oh, I was just talking about redoing the same thing again with a new coat of paint, not the toilet bowl thing specifically.
Yeah that's mostly a bethesda engine thing.
>>77343408
Why not save some money and kill yourself instead
>>77345643
When I asked if it was relatable I was referring to the joke in the original comic.
>>77345552
>I always thought ronnie sempai was different
Why would he be? Also Whomp stopped being funny a long time ago. Have you noticed that there's always less and less posters in Whomp threads? Webcomics is not a good medium for stuff unless you get lucky like Homestuck.
>>77345665
>I only come to Whomp threads to shitpost
well there's one more opinion discarded
>>77345620
Duke nuknum
Postal
Doom 3
>>77343411
And years late
>>77345665
Are there?
>There are 53 posters in this thread.
>>77345665
>good
>Homestuck.
It's a decent joke, but you aren't as funny as Ronnie.
>>77345594
Fallout 3
>>77344539
It's not even a glitch, just a really half-assed transition
>>77345620
That one item in a trash can in pokemon blue, is why i check every toilet and trash can in every game i play.
>>77345719
>weapon equip goofiness straight out of skyrim- i mean straight out of oblivion- i mean straight out of morrowind
>i-i-it's a whole new engine, we swear!
Every time, Todd.
>>77345745
Oh I didn't notice the clipboard sticking to his arm, I thought you meant the way he goes rigid
>>77345682
When did I ever said I came to shitpost?
>>77345702
That's not a good number.
>>77345708
I never said good. I meant that it has an actual fanbase and not a dead one like Whomp.
>>77345783
Shitposters don't usually say they're shitposting, shitposter.
>>77345708
Ronnie is not funny.
>>77345791
>telling the truth is somehow shitposting
Face the facts that Ronnie or webcomics in general are not very good. If they were good they would not be webcomics.
>>77345783
>That's not a good number.
One most boards that aren't trash piles any where from 50-100 is decent. The best quality threads are 100~ posts let alone posters so the point is moot anyway.Not defending Ronnie just being real. I feel he needs to take a break. He's losing the magic. What the fuck was the point of the girl friend arc?
>>77345810
Coming to a thread about a comic for the sole purpose to whine about how the comic isn't good and complain at the other readers that they shouldn't like it is shitposting, yes, shitposter.
MORROWIND HD REMAKE WHEN?
>>77345824
>arc
It's a gag-a-day comic. Arcs are not a thing in it.
>>77345824
It wasn't an arc you sperg, it was just comic ronnie having a girlfriend for awhile.
Just like when the character was dating that model friend of his roommate with a fetish for fat pathetic white men.
>>77345828
There is nothing wrong with telling the truth. Stop being so butthurt.
>>77343342
I hear Skyrim-style random pregenerated quests are back, in place of actual questlines with actual writing.
I think I'll pass.
>>77345876
Except that one had jokes it could use
>>77345844
>gag a day
Exactly why there shouldn't have been that unfunny and tonally strange deviation from the norm. She wasn't even weird like his ex. There was no fucking joke.
>>77345986
The joke is that a woman would accept Ronnie for who he is.
>>77346126
Oh cool, now I'm laughing
>>77343078
Dunno
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=whomp+patreon
>>77343342
Get back to /v/ Todd
>>77345665
Some people lurk.
>>77346380
No one cares about foreign lurkers and betas who can't post.
>>77342986
He called it the HD remix.
>>77346436
>implying anyone cares about anyone on 4chan
>>77342940
But Fallout 4 doesn't improve the graphics of Fallout 3..
>>77345377
Ronnie joined the master race.
>>77342995
>>77346214
I'm a little let down by that. Poor guy deserves more than that
>>77345836
OpenMorrowind eventually.
>>77347593
You're forgetting that he gets money from going to cons, selling merch and puttinf ads on its page.
