Goddamn Jenny is pissed.
And Satan is digging it.
>Peng Floyd
>>77340664
I had to draw it
I'm sorry
>>77340611
Awww shit son!
>>77340611
It's like pottery, it rhymes
Now that's a cool two pages right there.
>>77340611
>>77340664
THE
CYCLE
CONTINUES
>>77340698
YOU FORGOT THE JETPACKS
>>77340611
>>77340664
>they fuck
>have a son
>through whatever bullshit, son "matures" quickly enough to approach Pasqualo's age
>Pasqualo gets NTR'd when their hypothetical son starts hanging with Aurora
>>77341878What if it's a daughter and it IS aurora?
>>77341960
2incestual4me
Although it's probably slightly better than Pascal wanting to fuck his own mother.
>>77341960
>>77341960
>time travel AND incest
Just like my Japanese animes.
>>77340611
>>77340664
Oh Come on! Why can't she stay dead?!
In tonight's performance, the part of Jennifer Trianglini will be played by:every internet atheist ever.
>>77341878
I prefer Pasq/Katie anyway.
For real though, killing God isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god. I think I know what's going on. I've just posted this on the ofrum but it's awaiting moderation. The people need to know.First, you need to know that It Hurts is a reboot of an earlier comic called God Dammit - http://gobolatula.com/gd/ . Read it before continuing, it won't take long.It originally ended with a timeskip, but that sucked and was deleted. As it stands, it can be interpreted as ending with a cosmic reboot (not 'different time' but 'different Time'). This could be further interpreted as God neutralizing the threat posed by Pasqualo by giving him a different life so he never seeks revenge against God. But until now, that theory doesn't make too much sense. Pasqualo's life sucks again. And he lost an awful lot of metaphorical goldfish in strip 100. Maybe it could merely have been pettiness on God's part. But the newest strip hints at one crucial nugget of information that makes everything make sense. It even explains why the two timelines have different Mrs. Trianglinis.God Dammit Pasqualo wasn't rebooted into It Hurts Pasqualo.He was rebooted into Jenny.God's plan has failed.
>>77342305
OH FUCK I JUST REALIZEDDad designed It Hurts Pasqualo to be a cruel parody of Jenny. The result looked exactly like the version of her with a shittier life: God Dammit Pasqualo.
>>77342305
You know, I haven't seen this in a long time, so I'll give you this: Didn't realize that the end was him being "reborn" I guess.
Being an incarnation of your son, how fucked up would that be.
>>77342305
oh shit!
the people who kept calling this "the new homestuck" derisively didn't know how right they were.
>>77340611
>panel 6 in thumbnail view looks like Jenny working multiple demon dicks.
>>77342336
goddamn satan is great in this comic
>>77342391
The concept alone is great. Of course he's a greaser, a retro rebel. He's the first rebel there ever was. He doesn't look like a greaser, they looked like HIM.
>>77342336For the reason IH Pasqualo looks like GD Pasqualo, see >>77342333. In making a cruel parody of Jenny, Dad accidentally reverse-engineered GD Pasqualo.
Actually, that gives me a new, more far-fetched theory.GD Pasqualo was raised to ultimately want to kill god. IH Pasqualo was raised to make Jenny want to kill God. Whether or not he's aware of the reboot, Dad secretly engineered both assassination attempts on God. He's the real villain (or, if you hate God, hero) of the story.But I'm less sure about this one.
>>77342305
does that mean thatally has a hard on for jennifer?
>>77342336
D-
... ... ...
..........Did the Pasqualo from the former universe reincarnate as his own mother or something
>>77342473Jenny's probably too different now; nature vs nurture. GD Pasqualo is more her type, and the new Pasqualo was created to be a curel parody of Jenny, resulting in an accidental reverse-engineering of GD Pasqualo. GD Pasqy - sucky life = Jenny. Jenny + sucky life = GD Pasqualo.
>>77342305
Anyone who is a fan of it hurts!! who doesn't read god dammit! is seriously missing out. It's like reading Berserk without checking out the chapter on the "idea of evil." The creator really doesn't want you to see it, but that's only because it gives away too much.
>>77342483
Again, see >>77342333 -he reincarnated in Jenny who only became the mother of a new IH version of her GD self because that son was a robot built by Dad. Dad deliberately designed that son to be a cruel parody of Jenny with a shitty life. This unintentionally resulted in Pasqualo. Pasqualo - sucky life = Jenny. Jenny + sucky life = Pasqualo.
>>77342508
*GD Pasqualo is more her type, and the new Pasqualo was created to be a cruel parody of Jenny
*IH Pasqy - sucky life = Jenny. Jenny + sucky life = GD Pasqy.
>>77342539
Wow. I have the exact picture I needed for this situation and revelation.
>>77342538
>>77342539
>>77342336
>>77342305
fifty bucks says that's why the devil lost his shit at Jenny declaring her goal, he just realized what had happened himself
People only read this ironically, right?
The art is god awful.
The writing is atrocious.
>>77342574
i agree
>>77342574
It's a niche thing.
I've been seeing these threads for a while and this sudden lore talk has piqued my interest.
So tell me about It Hurts!, what are its selling points?
>>77342574
Depends on if we're using the actual definition of "ironically".
>>77340611
>Petty slave morality means nothing when you devote yourself wholly to a purpose?
Daaaaayum, getting all Nietzschean up in this bitch.
>>77342585
mostly that it's funny if it's your type of humor. also it goes unexpected places.
>>77342585
>selling points
Starts off as just being immature, but in such a blatant and forward way that it comes off as almost charming. If you like or can tolerate its crass humor then that's the first few comics, though if curse words, specifically, aren't your thing, Gob turns it down later on.
As more characters get introduced, it does a decent job with character interactions as it goes on. Honestly, it's one of those comics you'd want to read for yourself. I don't want to tell you to read half of it before putting it down, but it's a good idea to at least read up to the 100th page to see how you feel, cause that's where a lot of the comic is defined.
>>77342585
start here: http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=001-best-friends-2
So far, I don't think anyone has made it to comic 100 without becoming a convert, yet. At the very beginning it's kind of weak and the artstyle sucks, but stick with it for a while. It turns around about 20 strips in.
Basically its selling points are that its a character-based comedy with a unique voice unlike anything else in webcomics. The art is far from professional, but its extremely expressive and very specific, same as the writing.
Usually the progression of fandom goes "what is this bullshit do you read it ironically?" to "why am I still reading this garbage" to "why do I care so much about these gay-ass characters?" to "HOLY SHIT DID THAT JUST HAPPEN OH MY GOD BEST COMIC EVER 11 OUT OF 10"
Nobody in this fandom liked it at the beginning, I don't think. We all thought it was dumb when we started and now we get together every other night to talk about this thing. Check it out. You might find your a new favorite comic.
>>77342681
>Starts off as just being immature, but in such a blatant and forward way that it comes off as almost charming.
That's basically my one sentence pitch for it. Hilariously sincere.
Remember: I posted my theory in two posts on the strip's page. They're awaiting moderation. If they don't pass moderation, you'll know why.
>>77342741
wheres the anon who was saying on friday that jen was actually doing what's best for her son by abandoning him
>>77342305
I'm getting real sick of her bullshit
>>77342731
I think Gob posts everything that isn't straight-up spam. He's published really meanspirited shit that was aimed at him in the past.
>>77342763
I meant that if he doesn't post it, that means it's 100% mega-true.
>>77342741I forgot that IH Pasqy is a cyborg, not a robot, but no matter. He probably looked less like Jenny before cyborgification changed that (Jenny is a grown-up female version of GD Pasqualo, after all, and IH Pasqualo was probably born with some of Dad's traits).
Oh man all this speculation in thread is freaking me the fuck out, in a good way.
Fuck i can't wait for the next issue
Actually, even more "proof" for the speculation;Jennifer's hair. Her hair is short and messy on one side so she even looks like GD Pasqualo
If Jennifer is GD Pasqualo, why did she have sex with her dad?
>>77343313
"Electra complex"
>>77340611
>>77340664
>implying God in It Hurts!! isn't Pasqualo from God Dammit
>>77340611
looks like the hellbeast managed to find his way back to hell after all
>>77342750
She's nothing, if not consistent.
>>77343934
>>77343897
Doesn't necessarily have to be the same hellbeast. Maybe it's more of a designation of demon rather than an individual's name.
>>77343351
>>77343313
>Implying they actually fucked
>>77344081
>implying they didn't
>>77344180
You really think two insane geniuses had a child the normal way?
>>77343934
>>77343977
Katie is cute. CUTE
>>77344674
Too bad Pasq is going to try to get glowy with Aurora again.
RIP their relationship.
>>77344768
It really sucks too, that little wiener... Even Jennifer sacrificed herself for them
>>77342689
>Nobody in this fandom liked it at the beginning
Can we avoid labeling ourselves as a "fandom"? That sort of group think breeds faggotry, be it from the people who like the comic or shitposters who hate it.
I want to fug Jen.
>>77342689
>Nobody in this fandom liked it at the beginning
Wrong two times in a single sentence. Fandom? Liek what the fuck dude. And second, I personally really liked it since the beggining, it had that charm you only find in middle school works but so straight to the face that it was refreshing from all the pretentious shit you see lately.
Still, good analysis.
These past few comics have really bumped up the quality, but this just jacked it all up to 11 again. This is going to some next level lore shit.
>>77344232
I'd have to check this, but I'm pretty sure Dad was rambling once about how he regreted having put his cock inside Jen. Or something like that
>>77342539what if GD pasq reincarnated into his father? He sees the futility of fighting God and doesn't give a shit about the fake pasquallo, who he turned into an immortal so God has no control over his soul and he sets up jenny to take his place as a god killer?
>mfw none of this rebuild of evangelion shit was intentional but gob will probably see this thread and think "oh ok ima steal that"
>>77345833
Yeah, either that or he's pissed that we've figured it out and is going to change the twist at the last minute to keep us on our toes.
>>77342681
>>77345833
>>77345933
I'm alright with either, actually
>>77342305
GD! Pasqualo and IH!! Jennifer don't have anything in common besides physical appearance (and now the fact they both want to kill god) though. GD! Pasqualo was a genuine moron whereas Jennifer is by all accounts a genius. Why would throwing him into a new female body 20 years in the past in an alternate timeline make him smarter?
>>77346522
Just started reading through it. This is good for reaction images.
>>77342574
You know how if you do something ironically enough, it starts to become unironic?
Better upbringing since instead of being raised by best Dad, she ended up marrying him instead?
>>77348004
meant to reply to
>>77347160
>>77342741
how long did it take everyone to realize that Pasq's dad was literally mustache twirling villain?
>>77342305
>It originally ended with a timeskip, but that sucked and was deleted.those pages are still there, just edit the url
>>77342347
Wait, what?
People seriously called It Hurts, 'the new homestuck'?
That's almost funny.
>>77343934
Trisssh remains my favourite character.
>>77348276
>People seriously called It Hurts, 'the new homestuck'?
All the time, almost as often as "do you fuckers read this ironically?"
>>77348336
I genuinely enjoy the childish, over-the-top humour. It's edgy and clichéd as hell, but it's so fucking genuine and just runs with it with such gleeful abandon that I can't not love it.
>>77348260>gd037.gif to gd042.gif, and gd044.gif to gd046.gif
>>77348332
Literally perfect.
>>77348623
Indeed.
I suppose the text could be cleared out so this would also be an exploitable?
I don't really get how people can say the art is bad. I'd rather look at 100 It Hurts!! pages over 1, say, Dresden Codak page.
>>77348712
>>77348623
Is it just me, or is it fairly easy to miss seeing Trisssh's blush?
>>77348214
Up to right now
>>77348623
>>77348712
>>77348780
>>77348823
>>77348862
>Trisssh will never lay eggs in your brain
why live
>>77348440
That was way more erotic than I had anticipated, no wonder Gob scrubbed that from the record.Do not sexualize the ally
>>77349150
Dew it
>>77349171
Shit like this makes me wish she didn't try to kill Pasq.
I kinda zoned out of this for a while, but now that stuff is actually happening again I can say that my interest is rekindled!
>>77340611
>It's an actual Highway to Hell
Pottery
>>77348862
Pasqualo's really rocking the Senator Armstrong here.
>>77342305
>Climb up stairway to heaven
>"It Makes Me Wonder" starts playing
So does this mean....
Jennifer is the reincarnation of Goddammit's Pasqaulo??
>>77349090
>>77350753
>dressed as mark
Makes sense.
>>77350634
Jennifer's too smart to be Goddamnit pasqualo.
Mark and Dad are best characters
Trisssh is best girl
FACT
>>77350931
>Mark and Dad are best characters
It's my sincere hope that Mark comes from some form of after-life to molest Ally with the sickest bantz.
>>77351339
I'm hoping we see some familiar faces in hell.
>>77348731
I can't help but laugh like a maniac every time I see this.
>>77350753
I just caught up on the last 100 strips, and holy shit, it's still fantastic. Paranatural guy could learn a thing or two (still on hitball)
>>77342574
>>77340664
>>77340611
Hey why are you faggots still reading this meme comic?
>>77354966
Because we were the memes all along.
>>77354966
>reading non-meme comics
>>77355684
Is that-
Did they trade?
>>77355752
No, someone requested it.
>>77355752
yup
>>77355684
> Kill 6 billion humans vs. kill 6 billion demons
>>77340611
Satan really likes that bloodline. I wonder what Dad is up to in hell?
>>77355898
>three exclamation marks
throw it in the garbage can
I finally realized one big reason why I love It Hurts! so much - it's written in a very similar way to Captain Underpants, and I mean this as a super compliment. If you're here Gob, do you like Dav Pilkey? Or David Wong (John Dies At The End)?
>>77342003
Bokuro-chan was fun.
>>77357101
Josef here. Gob's functionally illiterate, but I really dug John Dies at the End. Actually I liked the sequel, This Book is Full of Spiders, a bit more because it felt more like an actual "novel" instead of 3 stories roughly stuck together. Did you read that one? What'd you think?
>>77357188
I haven't read it yet! I've also meant to read the newest book too... but I read the first one in like two days because it was so good. But my friend who's read both told me something similar, and said it was comparatively more "serious" than the first.
>>77357290
Oh shit, thanks for letting me know that there's a third one out! I'm gonna request it at the library now.
>>77357188
Hey jerkhead I read! I read mangas on the toilet!
>>77357549
Hey man, I just started reading the comic today, up to 281 right now. I don't know why, but I've been enjoying the hell out of it. This guy pretty much sums up my reaction to it:
>>77342689
>Basically its selling points are that its a character-based comedy with a unique voice unlike anything else in webcomics. The art is far from professional, but its extremely expressive and very specific, same as the writing.
>Usually the progression of fandom goes "what is this bullshit do you read it ironically?" to "why am I still reading this garbage" to "why do I care so much about these gay-ass characters?" to "HOLY SHIT DID THAT JUST HAPPEN OH MY GOD BEST COMIC EVER 11 OUT OF 10"
>MFW IH and K6BD are in the same universe
>MFW the finale for both comics is a crossover
>>77357638
Thank you so so much! I'm really happy that you're enjoying this silly thing :)
>>77357928
Will Jen grow her hair out again now that she's in Hell? Does hair grow in Hell? Do people have to learn how to give other damned souls haircuts periodically, or are there enough sinful barbers dying and being damned to keep up down there?
>>77342689
>fandom progression
yeah pretty much.
It's goofy as hell but it grows on you, like a fungus, or a friend with bad credit.
>>77357928
I LOVE YOU GOB
If things with your waifu don't work out, I'll be more then happy to dress up as a little girl for you!Hell, I'd do it for you anyway
>comic 100
Any /a/utists have a flashback to this guy?
>>77357997
That's a good question! I imagine hair can grow in Hell. But I like her hair looking at least a little crazy looking so if it gets long it'll probably be wacky looking.
>>77358113
I love you too! <3 <3 <3
>>77358191
Gob you glorious son of a bitch - how long must we ride this ruse cruise? You dialed this shit up to 11 with this update, and I bet shits gonna get even wilder. How deep does this rabbit hole go, God?!
P.S. this is awesome.
>>77358254
Bruno Mars is a hard motherfucker. Uptown Funk yo.
>>77358254
I'm really glad that you liked this update! In the next comic we're gonna go back to this guy and this strange arc is gonna go into wrap-up mode. Probably a few weeks of wrapping up stuff then a new arc will start. I hope you guys enjoy it! :)
>>77350931
Mark is good in small doses.
>>77358339
Er... This guy right here.
>>77358339
How could we not, your just too cute and your comic too good
>>77358339
>>77358352
Can't wait, you glorious bastard.
>>77358352
>no circuits
HAPPENING
So I guess when this chapter was titled everyone dies, it just meant "everyone dies (who mattered at all)" am i right
>>77354370
man, I really need to get around to finishing that game
>>77342409
fuck you for stealing that joke.
i bet you thought i wouldnt notice.
but i did.
>>77343977
>Pasqualo talks big about how he's going to matricide Jennifer
>freaks out when he actually hits her
>goes full crybaby after he accidentally murders her
Poor guy.
>the maker of the comic was actually ITT
>I missed him
GOB DAMNIT
>>77360668
>tfw i told him i loved him and he acknowledged me
>>77360564
It's tough being a weenie of that magnitude.
>>77360785
>>77358031
It's hilarious that no one's given Katie acknowledgement of her being right because they're too busy trying to survive her being right; at least, in a way that vindicates all her years of miserable paranoia.
