Wait, did he change the image again?
>>77339579
THEN WHY DID YOU FUCKING DRIVE EVERYONE HERE TO FURTHER ESCALATE THE SITUATION AT THE DROP OF A HAT
HOLY SHIT WHAT A HYPOCRITE
>two horrible people calling each other horrible people
>>77339612
She heard Amazi-Girl was going to be there and she thought it was funny that Joyce was swearing. At no point did she show she was concerned for Becky.
Also notice how she just left the person with a possible concussion in the middle of the fucking woods.
Here's your update
All smiles
Happy ending
Except for shitlord fathers
>>77339579
Here's the original. If it goes through, then either something was changed or the PNG compression is different.
Remember when this was just a couple of kids going to college?
>>77339654
>flying eyebrows
He must be learning from Tom Preston.
>>77339654
Welp, looks like we all called it. Joyce will wear the cast for about a week(in comic time) before it's off because Willis will forget to draw it on or just not care, and the only one seriously injured was Ross.
Not Becky, who should have severe fucking whiplash.
Not Amber, who should have a concussion.
And not even Dina-....Wait where the fuck is Dina?
>>77339711
Holy shit he really can't make Amber look anything less than a victim can he?
>>77339579
>>77339711
And yes, there was a change.
Third panel. Amazi-Girl's eyes changed from an angered expression to one of worry or sorrow.
>>77339716
Birds of a feather.
>>77339727
Dina is dead, obviously. Her body won't be found for another three months in our time, which is about a day in comic time.
>ima END you because you do things the way I used to do things and I hate my past self because I've grown beyond that
lazy writing at its finest.
>>77339797
Isn't that just Willis channeling his own feelings?
Anyone else notice that Becky doesn't seem to give a shit about what happened with Dina?
Not surprised considering she just hooked with her last night because she's in desperate need for pussy.
>>77339713
This is Willis. Willis always escalates things to insanity levels.
I'm surprised the two aren't teaming up to fight a giant monster. Or the Soggies. Or bringing back Reagan or Jesus to life.
>>77339838
I predict that will be the next story in this drama. Now that Joyce has requited the unrequited love, Becky's going to be all up on her dick, and leave Dina in the dust.
Wow, what a shitty way to end a storyline.
Now for something, a little different.
Jesus fuck all these "Ah's" physically hurt to read
I don't think southern accents are like that at all
>>77339920
Wait I don't follow this conversation
But the kraut and the midget are going to fuck right?
>>77339579
Amazigirl is 'too black'?
>>77340041
Annabeth didn't think Sarah would give up being a superhero that easily.
Also, I don't really know what a kraut is, but I'm going to assume you mean Sarah and Annabeth, and the answer isThey already have, in the past.
There really does need to be a group memo or something to comic writers that formally announces it's not a daring or surprising thing for two female characters to become romantically involved. It's fucking played out at this point, especially the tame, sexless, americanized lesbians millennial writers are so fascinated with. I can't fucking wait for gay Joyce, all of that established character development, including Becky's only sympathetic scene, all fucked up for nothing.
>>77339920
>you're
>>77340344
Ok, now you got YOUR jollies and I fixed it.
>>77340219
It's not played out yet, shows like Legend of Korra can't go beyond implications andholding hands
>>77340439
That's because it's a kid's show
It's not really shocking for adult shows to have lesbians, plenty of TV shows have them and have had them since the 90's at least
>>77340219
>There really does need to be a group memo or something to comic writers that formally announces it's not a daring or surprising thing for two female characters to become romantically involved
It's never been about "daring" or "surprising". It's about chicks making out.
Fucking millenials.
Also I sincerely doubt Joyce is going to start muff diving, if only because that would dramatically increase the lesbian ratio.
>>77340219
>I can't fucking wait for gay Joyce, all of that established character development, including Becky's only sympathetic scene, all fucked up for nothing.
"Remember when I accidentally wrote characters as having actual personalities and character traits that were developed over time to the point that they began to conflict with one another? Well, I've decided to nix that development, since it turns out Slipshine DID commission me for ten porn comics, and I stopped at six, and since they're all canon, I've gotta pull some strings."Seriously, though. The porn comics are canon.
>>77340546
of course they are, do you think Willis can write anything with his beloved characters where one of them is wrong or possibly gets HURT in a COMEDIC FASHION?
>>77340512
yeah but Aang and Katara kissed.
my point is, we still have a ways to go before webcomic artists finally decide it's played out.
>>77339821
That's implying Willis has any self-awareness about his own self-destructive behaviors.
>>77340644
Amber's being portrayed as wrong here though
Also she's a cunt
>>77340763
is she wrong? Or is Willis trying to portray her as sympathetic ?
>>77340763
Yes but the person telling her off is being a hypocritical jackass because they didn't behave any more reasonably during this entire fracas.
Everyone in this comic is a horrible human being, which is why half of us were seriously rooting for Toe Dad.
>>77340780
Are you being dumb you fat naygur
People can be both wrong and sympathetic
Compare modern Cyclops, who is right as fuck but unsympathetic
>>77340825
>naygur
the filter doesn't change nigger now does it?
>>77340867
No I just felt like spelling it how I pronounce it
All spelling should be phonetic anyway
>>77339579
>how dare you criticize me for doing something stupid which could have gotten myself and other people hurt! You don't even know my motivations!
Jesus, who is supposed to be sympathetic here?
>>77340530
sauce on center image pls
>>77340913
Sal. It's always Sal.
>>77340913
>Black girl is in the picture
Take a motherfucking guess.
>>77340965
didn't Sal end up raping her professor in one of the pornagraphique comics?
>>77340965
is sal the one dressed like an idiot superhero or like a really shitty cosplay of Fujiko Mine biker gear?
>>77340906
>All spelling should be phonetic anyway
You idiot, our printed word is why spelling was standardized in the first place within the English language. With accents developing and drifting around all the time it'll only fracture apart the language and make it more difficult for people to understand each other.
>>77340952
>sauce on center image pls
The image is just a censored version of a blogpost by Vanilla Cookies
You know, that guy who used to do gore/peril porn until he got disgusted with himself and went back to vanilla stuff
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZdBpgsm.png "latest[1].png")
>>77341011
>You idiot, our printed word is why spelling was standardized in the first place within the English language
You have yet to name a positive, anon
>>77340982
Hey, there's also a fat nerd girl who is 'badass'.
It's not so black and white.
>>77340913
When everyone's sympathetic
No one will be
>>77341047
yes, it means that people know exactly what the fuck you mean when you write stuff down rather than having to have them ALSO understand the accent that you talk in first. Since like I said, that drifts around all the time and will continue to do so in the future.
>>77340983
She's still the sympathetic one, because she's Sal.
>>77341053
CARLOS
>>77341109
oh, you're an idiot.
seriously, you think making more regions mutually unintelligible would lead to fewer borders? If anything, we need a more universal language to erase borders and war, not even more regional scisms.
Do you even Esperanto?
>>77341173
I was actually just quoting video game characters in a desperate attempt at shibboleth
>tfw even on 4chan, no one can hear me scream
>>77339931
No, they're not. In the southern accents that elongate vowels you simply hold the vowel sound longer. Granted, English lacks any sort of indicator for writing that out.
>>77341109
You do realize that a language breakdown between groups only contributes to even MORE borders being created as the region of people who can communicate with each other shrinks down and otherizes those outside of that group?
RIP Dina
>>77341196
Easier way to write a generic southern accent is to drop hard g's at the end of words and add a rhotic "r" when appropriate, like turning "wash" into "warsh".In text you run the risk of it reading like a Cockney accent instead of "rural south" though
Also, vernacular differences, but that requires some actual goddamn research to do correctly, which I doubt Willis would put the time into.
>>77341257
>In text you run the risk of it reading like a Cockney accent instead of "rural south" though
I don't see the problem, both accents are seen as "low" in their parent cultures so if you were trying to convey low birth or ancestry then it doesn't matter which way it's read, as context will provide the actual ethnic origin of the character
>>77341219
She had no effect on the story whatsoever. Was thatthe best she could do?
>>77341257
>>77341300
Depends on which southern accent you're going for; there are about a dozen southern accents. I'm from southern Alabama and if you started adding "r" to the middle of words everyone would think you sound weird.
A proper Appalachian accent, which is the type Sal is supposed to have, would read something like Scottish.
>>77339579
does willis have autism?
no diss this is a genuine question.
>>77342086
No, he's just obsessive and has zero coping skills.
>>77342086
No just a stunted development.
He is in serious need of therapy for his childhood.
>>77342086
He has parentstism.
>>77340530
That dialogue implies they're only kissing for a man's sake, which turns me off
>>77340530
You started to get sick of lesbians, It stop being hot. You know...internet porn and stuff.
Kissing lesbian is like straight kissing.
>>77341488
Yeah I was drawing from my knowledge of Appalachian accents, I'm from West Virginia. but even within that region you get variation. A NC appalachian accent is different from a WV one is different from a Pittsburgh one (yinz).
>>77342190
>Kissing lesbian is like straight kissing
I find kissing really hot though
It's nearly as hot asconsensualhand holding
>>77342182
>That dialogue implies they're only kissing for a man's sake, which turns me off
Yeah that's kind of an issue to be honest
>>77342182
This is the most tumblr thing I have ever heard
>>77342264
Worse even than that
It's fucking /u/, mate
Purityfags are a canker sore
>>77342195
Alabama has three major accent groups, Appalachian, Middle Southern, and Gulf Southern.
>>77342322
I don't know anything about America. Which one of those is the prestige accent? I want to google it and hear what an upper-class Alabaman sounds like
>>77342341
>an upper-class Alabaman
I kinda dropped out of this after Becky became a one-sentence character, said sentence being "I'M A LEZBEEAN"
Did that change any?
>>77342361
I'm sure there are a few
>>77342182
>>77342190
>>77342209
>>77342246
>>77342264
>>77342293
I don't care if it's another woman, I can't stand the idea of my girlfriend kissing someone else.
>>77342379
That is not your girlfriend that is a cartoon
>>77342369
Mostly down in the Gulf area, I think. I have a brother who moved to Mobile a couple of years back and apparently Dauphin county across the bay is supposed to be pretty rich comparatively.
>>77342341
If you mean which one do "Souther Belles" have, I believe that's one of the Tennessee accents.
>>77342362
No, being a lesbian is Becky's only reason for existing now.
>>77342420
that's not true, sometimes Becky makes inappropriate one liners in situations that don't call for it.
>>77342420
>>77342362
>>77342428
Want to know something really scary?This is an accurate depiction of some college age lgbt people. Plus many that are even older
>>77342341
None of them are specifically a prestige accent, you can find upper-class variations on all three.
>>77342402
The stereotypical Southern Belle accent is a Virginia accent.
>>77342393
Baldwin County and only a section of it is rich. Most of it is nothing.
>>77342494
>The stereotypical Southern Belle accent is a Virginia accent.
Really? Because I was talking to someone on this board once that said she had the exact same accent as those girls from that old Butterfinger commercial, and she said she was from Tennessee.
>>77339711
>original
>Amber has angry eyebrows, indicating she's irrational and Sal is right about her
>posted to the site
>Amber has sad eyebrows indicating she's just a victim
>>77339654
Turrible.
This arc makes less sense than Martians from another solar system fighting Aliens from Planet Alien for control of Earth.thanks for the front row seat to the awfulness, Patreanon
>>77342517
It's not specifically Virginian, but shares a lot of the traits associated with the type of accents found in Virginia and the Carolinas. The Southern Belle sound is an affectation in a lot of cases.
>>77339645
> one horrible person calls another person horrible and threatens them
> the other one attempts to point out it's partly due to her that she is horrible
> horrible person 1 rides off before she can finish so she never has to be confronted with the fact she's a horrible person
>>77342086
He has a condition where he constantly goes into seizures and pees and shits himself
>>77339654
Becky is handling what has been a traumatic experience WAY too well.
I mean, her gleefully shouting "again!" after the car flips was the peak of stupidity, but still, show a bit of emotion. And stop trying to stir shit up by going like 'lol she sweared ha ha'
>>77342823
I'm pretty sure Willis is trying to add in comedy into this whole drama filled event but he's doing it at the most inappropriate times and it just comes off as really fucking jarring and weird.
>>77342823
Becky's sole defining character trait ever since her reintroduction has been "bounces back really fast"
>get rejected by the girl you've loved for a quarter of your life
>next day, get haircut, become gleeful lesbian poster child
It's shitty and unrealistic, but consistent
>>77342393
Used to live in Mobile county myself, it is about an 80% mix of white trash and ghetto black people.
The other 20% are children from those two groups who are constantly disappointed with their families and can't wait to move to another state.
>Which is exactly what I, my wife, and about a dozen of our friends did
>>77342823
It's Willis, he adds innapporiate comedy to intense drama to lighten the mood even though it causes tone whiplash
>>77339579
Just finished reading the entire thing up until now in a binge read..... fuck... I don't care about indie shit anymore.
>>77342947
Anon, please don't give up on indie stuff because of Dave Willis. There is still plenty good indie stuff for you if you want to.
>>77339579 (OP)
Panel 3 looks like an angry muppet.
>>77342858
I think the best thing about the Mobile bar scene is the incredibly tiny group of hipsters that try their damnedest not to reveal how hick they really are.
>>77343028
IT IS THE BEST, I love southern hipsters, they are absolutely ADORABLE
>>77343046
The self-aware ones are the best of all.
>>77342987
No... it's finished... we're finished...
>>77343025
Muppets are sexist, anon
Don't post them
>>77343113
Freakin Sexist Right-Wing Muppets
>>77343113
>>77343143
Willis has a real problem with Kermit huh
>>77343143
>>77343113
I didn't know there was a person who could hate the Muppets. Does he hate fun? Is he an idiot that overthinks a comedic plot? Is he just an idiot?
>>77343143
>drag my ex-wife
I don't remember that movie well, but Piggy left Paris of her own accord didn't she? I mean, Kermit didn't force her from what I recall
>>77343247
Willis has a bunch of problems
I also like that he said Kermit "dragged her away from her job" when he left without getting her to come and it was 100% her decision.
But if a woman makes a bad decision, it's probably a man's fault, right?
>>77343320
Yes, Yes, and Yes
>>77343331
Kermit showed up and told her what he wanted to do. Mrs. Piggy said she was doing her own thing and was uninterested. He left but she eventually followed.
IT'S EVIL KERMIT'S HORRIFIC EMOTIONAL BLACKMAILING!
>>77343113
>shouldn't kermit have to
>have to
Who is this bitch and what the fuck is she saying here? No one HAS to do anything
>>77340530
I just want to know what the comic from the middle is from. The way it's cropped implies they're topless. I know, I know spoonfeeding etc, but GIS is useless here.
>>77343331
Kermit was even pressured to talk to her in the first place. He was happy enough to leave her be. If anything he's the only one who respects her right to do what she wants, probably because he knows she WILL drop everything good going for her whenever he shows up
So basically that buffer is bullshit and he's editing his own comics constantly lately.
>>77343811
Being able to edit your comics in advance is an advantage of having a buffer.
That fucking faux southern accent is obnoxious as fuck
Also he should do a porn comic where she fucks her brother
>>77339888
Jesus is already alive
Also you left out the part where they bring them back so they can shit on them for being oppressors
>>77343828
No, Walky should fuck the British guy so that Sal can blame their parents for Walky being a better fuck.
>>77343852
>Also you left out the part where they bring them back so they can shit on them for being oppressors
AKA the pettiest fucking thing any character has ever done in a webcomic.
>>77341028
>people's taste changing should be a source of shame
I don't have half the fetishes I used to when I was in highschool
only difference between me and that dude is that he's an artist so people bitch and whine when his do
>>77343901
>>77343113
Doesn't Miss Piggy regularly beat Kermit?
>>77343823
Yeah, but you'd think he'd be happy with this shit months ago yet he's constantly changing them.
>>77343828
Despite their low quality, Willis would be far more well liked if he JUST did porn.
>>77343997
He'd seriously have to up his game to be able to make a living off of sex-positive lesbian porn with his cast of dead eyed cartoon people. I'd want to see him develop a cleaner, cuter artstyle with more dynamic coloring. His anatomy is generally pretty poor as well and if his prior work is anything to go by, he has no idea how to stage an erotic scene with these characters.
Genuine porn artists exploit the positions and contortions of the human body in passion in a way completely alien to Willis. Worst of all though, the psychology behind what makes a scene 'sexy' is lost on him, there's no build-up, no teasing, nothing, he'll have a page at most at establishing the bare minimum (which walky character is going to be banging which other walky character) and like, where the scene will take place at most.
Willis might be more well liked if he did porn, people like free smut, but he wouldn't be any good at it. He's not a sexual enough person to communicate passion and he's too deluded by his new progressive sexual values to be able to make the sex dirty or naughty and, consequently, hot.
Amber now fully blames Sal for her being the way she is because now that her abusive dad is likely done she can use that reasoning to justify still being Amazigirl.
Sal served her punishment from the incident and has successful reintegrated herself into society.
Sal is still going to be 100% in the right even if Amber tries to pull the "You traumatised me!" card.
Then again Willis has a history of making the wrong person out to be right .
>>77343901
The preview image for the porn on his site is meant to be Sal and English guy, but instead looks like Walky and Mike.
>>77344253
According to Lesnick, he broke slipshine records, but yeah, I don't think he could do it. I think he's gotta devote huge amounts of time to mentally prepare for making the porn. And He still hasn't done any black people. We should all demand Sara porn next.
>>77344446
I'm comfortable to call him a heterosexist until I see Ethan's boipussy getting demolished in the next slipshine commission.
>>77344253
>sex-positive lesbian porn
They walk among us!!!!
>>77344354
Sal is still a violent dickbag, who has the morals of a weasel and blames everyone else about her problems, be it her parents or her teachers. She has no problems attacking people herself (like that chick her friend Marcie(?) was hanging around with) and breaks the rules constantly just because, so she really has no ground to lecture anyone here.
She hasn't successfully reintegrated anywhere and is never 100% in the right.
>>77344615
Willis fucked all that up and actually went "No, it's because her parents are racist, they suck". He accidentally made a complicated character and then threw it away just so he could provide some social commentary on "EVEN A BLACK GUY CAN BE RACIST ZOMG".
So in canon, Sal dindu nuffin.
>>77343320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYj7YVPo70
>>77343331
They weren't even married! Hold on, lemme swipe something from TV Tropes...
>It's more clear in The Muppets' Junior Novel: After the events in The Muppets Take Manhattan, Piggy starts to act as if she and Kermit actually got married and Kermit gets mad about it. They do have a vague conversation about it in the movie while they are in Paris.
>>77343796
Let's be fair here: nobody wants to talk to their ex after a messy breakup.
Is willis more obnoxious than jeph?
>>77344642
Has he actually shown them acting racist, or has it all been second-hand recollection from Sal's somewhat biased point of view?
>>77344714
I think willis is too deep down the rabbit hole at this point to start questioning the validity of flashbacks.
>>77344714
I wish I could find it, but there's a tumblr post he does where he responds to comments about being arguing about the fact Sal and Walky are the exact same colour by going "Nope. Walky is whiter. Parents totally racist".
>>77344770
Could have fooled me. They both look exactly the same color, and besides, don't they both do that "hair curls under pressure" thing?
>>77344832
>they both do that "hair curls under pressure" thing?
Ah, a well known element of the black experience. Not unlike the asian sweatdrop. For an anti-racist zealout Willis is absolutely tone deaf about some of this shit.
>>77343113
>>77343143
didn't Gonzo have a super successful plumbing business that he blew up all because Kermit asked him to come back?
>>77343785
>I just want to know what the comic from the middle is from
Dude, Vanilla Cookies
>>77342190
>Getting sick of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juh-F3xImN8
>>77341028
>The image is just a censored version of a blogpost by Vanilla Cookies
>You know, that guy who used to do gore/peril porn until he got disgusted with himself and went back to vanilla stuff
I am intrigued, but google is chocked by, well, actual cookies.
Can you give any other hints on which sites to find his old stuff?
>>77342182
>/u/ being a bunch of losers as usual
I wish your board would get deleted. Sadly if they started getting rid of sources of cancer /co/ would go too.
>>77346245
For some reason I expected this to be a clip from Friends where Ross is talking to Joey about his threesome and how he got bored when the girls weren't doing anything with him.
>>77346568
I hate Friends so wouldn't think to use any clip from that.
>>77346311
Search with "comic" or "art."
If that didn't work, it's by the Chugworth Academy guy.
>>77344446
He's done Sal fucking the English dude, and as these threads have established, she is black.
/aco/ sister thread for the porn comics when?
>>77347633
Oh. Thaaat guy.
>>77343113
God DAMMIT, what? What?! This makes my brain hurt in new and horrible ways. Is this what this retard thinks is sound reasoning?
>>77347702
I don't know, but if there's a new one coming out, then I'm going to need more material to use in my censorship.
Quick, everybody, go to your /b/ folder and post the first image that begins with "doa", or whichever image is closest to that.
>>77348096
>>77343796
>Kermit was even pressured to talk to her in the first place. He was happy enough to leave her be.
Kermit canonically hates Piggy in about half the Muppet products.
>>77348405
I should have specified that it be a static image, not a GIF or a WebM.
>>77348439
If he doesn't know what a jpeg is, he's not going to know any of the other formats either
>>77348096
>>77348439
>>77348096
I just think this one would work well
Make sure you pieces of shit let me know when Willis dies so I can jack off.
Alright, say you could kill all webcomic artists with the press of a button. Would you do it or would you protect the 2% of them that aren't worthless cunts? Keep in mind that Dobson and Willis and Diaz could be gone in the blink of an eye. Think about that wonderful world.
>>77348692
Think about it like this, would Willis or Dobson press that same button if it got rid of all the people that disagreed with them?
>>77348726
But afterward it would just be them and women's studies majors left
>>77348726
Yes. What's your point?
>>77348096
Well it's got a d, o, and a in the filename somewhere
>>77344705
By far. Jeph is just a massive pussy who stabs himself when criticized by idiots and writes bland plots without conflict that meander on forever, but at least he's not a dick about it.
All of Jeph's characters live in a world where all of Jeph's values are perfectly represented, but Willis' characters live in a world where people who disagree with him exist and are constantly strawmanned/demonized in a vain attempt to prove himself superior.
>>77348692
Naah.
>>77348795
You are what you hate and so on.
>>77349017
>You are what you hate and so on.
Well that's just patently false. I've never created a poorly written, poorly drawn, preachy, obnoxious, masturbatory webcomic in my life.
>>77344705
>>77348881
At least Willis outputs his comics every day without fail, has buffer and chugs less money (somehow, despite catering to same crowd)
>>77339579
Why is no one shouting this author down for making a character say "AH" instead of "I". It's offputting and amateurish to boot.
>>77349093
but how will we know she's got an accent if she doesn't talk like Snuffy Smith?
>>77349093
We already took care of that in the last thread.
>>77343113
A REAL SUCCESSFUL CAREER SHE HATED!!
>>77343954
Yes but a WOMAN can't be physically abusive of a MAN, that's IMPOSSIBLE
>>77349017
That wasn't my point at all.
My point was that if they had the power to get rid of you they would, so you need to strike first.
Did Willis trace one of the Reptilians' faces? Panel 3 reminds me of a page from Endtown.
>>77345179
>"blow up business" button
That was one of the best jokes in the entire movie.
also,
>"bawk bawk" gets two-line subtitle
>>77349569
He's just terrible at editing
>>77343357
It's somewhat hilarious.
Piggy is a violent narcissist who throws a tantrum and assaults people whenever she doesn't get her way.
And Feminists voted her a model feminist.
Gentlemen, we are living in the parody world. Fuck, Joker is right. It is all one big punchline.
>>77351315
>in the future, all women are Miss Piggy
Kill me.
>>77343113
How hard-pressed do you need to be to claim that THE MUPPETS is repressive to society?
>>77353276
How insane do you have to be to hate your parents because they took you to church which told you masturbation was bad but you did it anyway but thought your dead grandma was watching you while you did it?
>>77351315
>>77351854
Man, Prince Valiant is so much better than this garbage.
This is just retarded
>post >>77341412
>nobody gets the reference
I already knew, but it hurts to be reminded the old Walkyverse really is dead. I loved those forums. They were good to me.
>>77354157
To be fair, Prince Valiant is better than a lot of stuff /co/ discusses.
>>77354452
Yes, but one of the more famous comments from Willis's camp is that DoA is better than PV.
>>77344770
>>77344832
>same color
Race is a social construct. There are black people with lighter skin than white people. (E.g., "octoroons" used to be universally considered black, Arabs are white according to the census bureau.)
Granted, I find it hard to believe how two mixed-race kids in the same household could develop different racial identities. Willis really botched that storyline. But he wasn't completely sniffing glue.
>>77349093
Tell me, how would you denote an accent (not dialect) though written text?
Just curious.
>>77354877
You don't.
Unless that accent is actually written phonetically, like Scots.
>>77354962
That's lazy as fuck.
>>77355043
No, writing an accent is retarded because it assumes the reader is reading with a specific accent in mind.
Writing someone to sound like a retard because you're trying to give them an accent as it appears to you is retarded and insulting.
Now fuck off, you unimaginable faggot
>>77355139
1. It is to describe an intended accent in combination with a dialect
2.Are you fucking autistic? Serious question. Shit nigger, it is a mannerism of writing used in many languages, not just your so called "amateur" English writing.
>unimaginable
Funny hearing this coming from the retard who just wrote
>>77354962
this.
Now go read some books, you illiterate faggot.
>>77355341
>Now go read some books
What books?
>>77355406
I'd recommend anything written by Dr. Seuss to someone like you.
>>77355341
Also, those other languages you speak of have things which are called dialectal versions of their language which have varying spellings of words, or the use of rarer, synonymous words in place of the standard.
I remember that when Farinata recognized Dante by his speech, Dante wasn't written with a big dumb phonetic accent.
For example, if you wanted to indicate someone were southern, you could have them use the word spigot in place of faucet, or something similar.
You don't need to make them sound like an imbecile.
>>77355406
Not him, but just off the top of my head I can think of Huckleberry Finn, The Hobbit, Frankenstein, Manhattan Transfer and Infinite Jest for examples of fiction that convey accents. For /co/ stuff, there's Pogo, Katzenjammer Kids, Cerebus, and a whole lot more. You don't have to like the technique, but I don't know where the hell you got the idea that it's insulting or amateurish.
>>77355406
Start with Asterix And The Greeks.
>>77355782
I chuckled.
>>77354520
Is this post serious?
>>77355727
>>77355727
>Those other languages
>have things which are called dialectal versions of their language which have varying spellings of words
...What other languages?
The ones I was thinking while writing that, Spanish and Italian DON'T. Changing the spelling of a word to denote a different pronunciation is by all means and purposes the same as writing AH instead of I
>synonyms
>For example, if you wanted to indicate someone were southern, you could have them use the word spigot in place of faucet, or something similar.
That doesn't denote accent, but dialect. Learn the difference.
>>77356036
Dead serious. I wasn't expecting any of you plebs to get it, but the whole "I'm blacker" thing isn't stupid just because SKIN COLOR HURR DURR.
It's stupid for totally different reasons.
>>77356536
I do think SKIN COLOR HURR DURR is part of why it's stupid, though. It's a comic, so there's no reason he couldn't just make Sal a couple shades darker to reinforce the physical aspect of it.
>>77356774
He made the character designs years before he started plotting DoA.
>>77356536
>I wasn't expecting any blah blah blah
Anyone saying "race is a social construct"- which comes from sociologists, not biologists or anthropologists should be subject to scrutiny
>this fucking accent
I'm sorry, I can't take it seriously
Not that I tried to
>>77358159
>ahm sorry, ah can't take it seriously
fify
>>77359937
>hey what what what
>>77359937
What's that Willis? It's alright to call somebody a faggot as long as you disagree with them politically? Cool.
>>77359937
Come on man...
>>77359937
They have known each other for two months.
Jesus, if Willis had even the most minor of timeskips between arcs, this would be believable. His sense of time and how long people take to develop is awful
>>77359937
I'm no Republican but there were probably a hundred better jokes to end that on. Had to go for the easy target eh Willis?
>>77360009
It's never alright to call someone the f-word.
It's okay to call someone gay if they are, like the RNC.
>>77360050
He's used to writing in scale of the real world and it really fucking shows. His characters act like its been the full five years but it's been two months at most...
>>77360050
A month. A single month.
And this conversation still has more heart than most of the Becky/Joyce conversations
>>77360067
At least the RNC has the decency to keep private shit like what genitals you like to stick in your mouth where it belongs, in locked airport bathroom stalls.
Better gay jokes.
>>77360194
>alot
Dewwwwwwwwwwwwd
Meanwhile there's a Japanese girl in the woods bleeding out from a bullet wound.
>>77360355
That's the one that get's me.
Sorry that it happensalot.
>>77360194
Mein gott, your post has alot of errors.
>>77360496
Thank you too for that, I knew it was something akin to that, I just didn't know it was two T's.
But yeah, everything else is just Sarah's weird accent.
>>77360067
So what makes them so gay? And why is being really gay a bad thing? It's not insightful or funny. Explain yourself.
>>77359937
What are these red dots on Dorothy's neck? Did she got bitten by a vampire? Looks like Joyce noticed them as well.
>>77340210
Kraut means German
>>77340693
I hope he never gets any.
I want to see the little chucklefuck wreck himself something fierce. If he gets stressed out NOW, just imagine when he gets his kids.
>>77339752
Amber was just told-of and called out for how reckless she was. Sal even compare her to how she was acting when she was criminal.
she is clearly being shown wrong.
>>77342532
All it does is shown he realizing Sal might have a point.
>>77341219
You honestly don't think we'll be that lucky, do you?
>>77342086
He once claimed that he diagnosed himself as having Apergers
>>77362323
I'm pretty sure you're lying but the idea just makes me giggle
>>77342987
Yeah, like Diaz!
>>77342947
>Webcomics=all of indie
You're more retarded than Willis to be honest family
>>77359937
God Becky, you need to fuck off.
>>77362384
I did hear about it. Whether I heard true is the question
>>77359937
And now we see how this comic would be way better if Toe Dad just shot Becky.
>>77351854
They wish they looked half as good.
>>77342086
a miserable bag of shit is what he is, and the people calls "friends" think he is unfit to be allowed among humans too.
>>77363270
>>77363284
>>77363030
there are many rumors about him, like how his wife fucks around, but that's unlikely, given how she looks like his twin sister.
>>77363312
There's always somebody uglier
>>77354506
Let's be fair - the commenter said DoA was less GROUNDED than Prince Valiant, which made it okay for Willis to have everyone survive all that bullshit.
>>77362044
I think they're freckles.
>>77363270
>with sad butts for eyes
Every time!
>>77360522
>autistic nip who likes dinosaurs
>>77363312
I really hope theyre all true.
Im gonna take such enjoyment when he finally cracks
>>77360387
>>77360522
She's meant to be Japanese?!
>>77363185
>And now we see
>now
>>77362044
No you dip, she was bitten by TWO vampires
>>77360194
>alot
>ALOT
REEEEEEE
>>77363270
>>77363284
>>77363297
goddamn willis is depressingly pathetic.
has he ever thought about getting therapy?
>>77364213It is, I hope, understood by the drawfag that we are joshing and everyone makes that mistake, it is quite common
>>77343796
Kermit is the Joker and Ms.Piggy is Harley?
