SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE UNIVERSE!
Why was last season so shit.
>>77310618
Everything TBS has ever done is shit. Even a well-established show like American Dad can't survive TBS' meddling.
>>77309079
That's not Lois Griffin.
Why is Francine so perfect?
>>77318853
Because sex helmet.
>>77316917
I wonder if that's even TBS's fault, really. It was a show that had gone one for a long time, and was mercifully ended before it could turn to shit. Then it came back. Was the writing staff held over? Probably not, at least not in totality. A series of loose threads were present and accounted for. And accounting for them wasn't the smart thing to do, anyway, which was why (I would guess) they had never been picked back up.
It's like watching the fucking victory lap at a race -any race- and expecting there to be a winner.
>>77309079
Junkrat?
Best American Dad quotes?
"Polar bears, shouldn't give this, to their children"
>>77319085
One of the main show runners went to Family Guy IIRC and I THINK some Family Guy writers went over in exchange.
>>77319729
Not a quote but Stan shooting Francine with the spear gun and the bear's disapproval is probably my favorite joke.
>>77319978
>One of the main show runners went to Family Guy IIRC and I THINK some Family Guy writers went over in exchange.
Actually I think what happened was that they brought over Cleveland Show writers after that show was canceled.
>>77309079
>aftah ur mum XDDD lel
>>77319729
>I have to take you to the hospital
>Unless this kick revives you
>>77319978
Yeah there was a writers swap either right before or right after the TBS move. That's the real reason AD is terrible now.
>>77319729
>Cheezers came back.
>>77320813
>>77320014
>>77319978
They were planning on swapping show runners. Steve Callaghan, the guy reasonable for FG becoming worse than shit, was gonna be AD's new runner, but they decided against it at the last second.
Soon afterwards Mike Barker, one of the main creative forces behind AD, left the show due to creative differences with tbs.
>>77309079
Where are the kids?
>>77319729
>Wow, she was ... Really dry.
>>77321683
>Soon afterwards Mike Barker, one of the main creative forces behind AD, left the show due to creative differences with tbs.
This is why it sucks now. Also why Terry never speaks anymore.
>>77310618
I don't know, but it killed the show for me. The combination of the episodes with Jeff returning, Stan learning to appreciate the family he has for the sixth time, and the one with the furry alien (which I know was from the season before, but it was the last one of that season) just ruined it. They were so bad.
>>77324249
I hear Barker is working on that new bordertown show. That alone makes me cautiously optimistic.
>>77319729
>He hasn't spoken to his dad in years and his mother ran away before he was born.
>How... how could she do that?
>>77324388
I'm kinda hopeful. Seth is only lending his name for marquee value, while the real stuff is done by Mike and the guy who made 3 South.
>>77319677
would be funny if people were in the beta
>>77319729
>I have sandals!
>yeah, but you can't pull them off
>>77319729
There's so much crime in the desert!
>>77321548
That entire joke was the most unexpected thing that ever happened in the whole show. I'm usually pretty good at spotting setups for jokes, especially in Seth MacFarlane shows, but man that one was GOOD. It had a great setup and a great payoff. I don't know who wrote the Cheezers joke but that person deserves a raise.
>>77319729
My therapist says I'm a bad kisser
>>77319729
>Dear Math bitch, these kids ain't showin up
Man, fuck whoever decided Lewis needed more screen time.
>>77319729
>Doo, Doo Doo Doo dooooo me in the bathroom
>>77319729
Do we ever really pay our dues, Mr Smith?
>>77309079
Was this a reference to something?
>>77319729
>"Francine, I was wrong to ever think I was better than you. I wish I could go back and change the man I was. You're the best, so you deserve the best....you deserve......Fancy Feast."
>>77324475
Top tier joke.
>>77324734
Yeah. I wasn't crazy about them changing his character from small references of a crazy past to it being his entire present characterization, but it would've been okay if he stayed in the background. But him getting the spotlight so much made the joke get old pretty quickly.
>>77319729
>THE ALL IS LOST MOMENT!
>>77310618
One of the Family Guy's writers went over to American Dad right before the show was moved to TBS.
>>77319729
>INTERCOURSE
>whoa, maybe I should dial it back a bit.
>FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE
>>77319729
>So have you heard anything, is Chaz gonna be alright?
>...No...
>>77325000
Roger's a dirty cop! And he's only been on the force for three hours!
>>77319729
Hello, I'm Patrick Stewart, theatre genius.
Late last year, I found unsuccessful New York playwright Chester Winkle dead in his extended-stay hotel room.
Among his belongings were a hot plate, a stack of Baby Gap catalogs, and 12 American Dad episodes he had written for the stage in one cocaine-fueled night.
They were literally the finest collection of words ever put to paper.
And now, we're proud to present the only one of Mr.
Winkle's plays I didn't eat out of sheer jealousy: Blood Crieth Unto Heaven.
>>77324899
Wrong, see >>77321683
>>77325071
That episode is gold.
>That whole bike scene
>>77325084
>You thought I was asleep, didn't you?
>Acting.
>I'm talking about hot fur, gentlemen
>Hot fur und feraris
Lap dances, champagne dances, shower dances. Oh, the things you can buy with a handful of bills. It makes me excited. It gives me the chills. There'll be filch-arounds, breeders, hambones and tweeners. Zobows and debows and blobs that go "eener." For a one-dollar bill, you can pull down their zippers. I am the Snorax. I speak for the strippers!
>>77318853
>>77319729
>later world, smell my ass!
Such a dumb joke but when the Antichrist said it at the end I laughed my ass off
>>77309079
>Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Guns protect people from people with smaller guns
>Steve, feelings are what women have. They come from their ovaries
>Anytime Stan makes that startled "OOH" noise
>>77325178
>>77325071
>You boy, put that tub of mayonnaise in the trunk of my car. I'm gonna make it my girlfriend.
Later in that episode we see Roger getting out of bed with the tub next to him.
>Chaz can you take me home my tummy hurts. I should have just had sex with that mayonnaise.
>>77325261
terrifying face aside, she's about to drop everything on that tray
So I hear you like to sample things excessively and then not buy. Is that what you like to do? Those pizza bagels are my life.I make those tiny bagels by hand.
>>77325451
You are my QUEEEEEEEEN rebecca!
>>77318853
Because she farts like a redneck
What's your favourite American Dad song, /co/?
Mines definitely A Shot of B12
>>77325528
IN THE 80S THERE WAS COLD WAR DRAMA!
>>77325451
>You are my QUEEN, Rebecca
>>77325528
A tie between both Krampus songs
>>77325528
Any time Steve sings is guaranteed to be good
>>77325528
>I'm B4 and I'll make you sore.
>I'M B6, I PICK UP STICKS
>>77325528
Literally every song from the Hot Tub episode.
God damn, why don't they just releas a CD with all the songs?
>>77325528
Anyone who says anything other than B12 is a pleb
>>77325181
The theatre can be a lonely place
>>77325725
>I'M B8 AND I AM GREAT
>I'm B11 and I'm in love with B7
>>77319729
When theyre at the gas station after the burning pot barn
Stan do you feel lighter? Cuz i'm definitely feeling lighter.....i think im becoming immune to gravity
>stan throws all his food on the check out counter "do you live here? cuz i could definitley live here....hey look someone already picked out all my favorite things!"
>Your total comes to
AND THIS!
>Cat food?
If i hold it i wont float away
Then they find Jeff at the end of the episode
Slow down Stan i can't keep up!
>Then drop the damn cat food!
Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you, i float away and you'd a bag of food scientifically made for aging cats
>cop pulls up
Freeze! hands in the air!
>Roger floats away
Greatest american dad moment imo
>>77326483
I love the scene where Stan is just staring at all the chips too
And
>Night. Ranger.
>>77326696
>Good evening sir
Evening... evening... making things even
>>77327057
How to know you are under the influence of illegal substances
>1. Cotton Mouth
>2. Life seems pretty good
>3. You genuinely enjoy Night Ranger
>>77327219
>I meant to ask you, how'd we get out of there?
I think we did some sweet maneuvers from that movie backdraft
>I never saw backdraft
Me either.......
Show needs more incest
American Dad is shit
>>77319729
>YOU ARE MY QUEEN REBECCA!
>>77325250
>YOU, strangle me while I brush your hair
I swear man, some of the shit they get Patrick Stewart to say
>>77325528
The intro theme
>>77318853
A combination of nativity and a level of bad ass combined with physical features that would be found attractive in 3D as well as 2D (you deviants)
Also her voice is easy on the ears.
>>77310618
i think this episode was a good explanation.
they're basically bored of doing american dad so you can expect a lot more random shit from now on.
>>77319729
Mah elbow feel funny....mah elbow feel straaaange
>>77331999
>they're basically bored of doing american dad
That would be a point to consider if these were the same writers from the good seasons.
>>77319729
Paraphrased
>There's Jeff. Can I get the money now? That's what I care about. Money. Not Jeff. Money.
>There, see!
>Wait, am I Money or Jeff?
>
>Oh man, I'm Jeff.
And from the same episode
>Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag?
>Oh wait, it's a CHEETAH
>Chee-TAH
>Chee-TOS
>There's so much beauty in the world.
>>77319729
>Daddy, will you read to me?
>Who the hell are you?
>*whimper*
>>77319729
>Relax Steve part of gun ownership is killing people by mistake.
>>77324475
Reminds me of this other great one
> My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived ... I WAS THAT BABY
Which is the best American Dad episode and why is it Joint Custody?
>>77319729
>"He's got red eyes from smoking weed."
When I started rewatching American Dad it was this episode and I couldn't stop laughing when Principal Lewis said this.
>>77319729
>You can't participate Klaus, I hate you. I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside and I hate you.
>>77332848
That doesn't make any sense...
>>77333070
I'M BRAFF ZACKLIN!
>>77319729
>“You can't be a pet unless someone loves you."
>>77332854
My nigga, you're right.
"He hasn't spoken to his dad in years, and his mom left before he was even born."
"How...how could she do that?"
"Chee...Cheetos. Cheeta. There is so much beauty in the world."
"If I hold onto this [bag of cat food], i wont float away."
The rest I got off tumblr. Deal.
>>77332854
>YOU POACHED MY BEAR.
>>77333533
Now post the one with the preacher swinging to Stan
>>77333533
But thats a story for another time...
>>77319729
>Things are getting too spicy for the pepper
>Suspect is 6 foot 2 AND A BASTARD
>PUT A PICTURE ON THE SCREEN
>I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE
>THEN JUST DESCRIBE HER
>SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL
Did I ever tell you about the time I bounced a check for my girlfriends abortion?
They had to put the baby BACK IN.
>Whats your first order... Mister President?
>........ I'm going to find out whats in that bird feeder across the way...
>>77332445
>episode is about seth selling american dad and they don't give a fuck about the plot
i don't know, it's like they're trying to tell us something.
I loved Hercules.
>Yes! Francine, you make me believe! Lamb is on the house! No, no, I can't do that, I get caught up in moment, you pay me now.
>>77333589
>Saints Row Series Progression.gif
>>77333652
>AW SHIT!
Seriously like my favorite moment. It fucking kills me every time.
>>77332854
Why is it the episode where Jeff is a slave on an alien ship?and the only good episode based around Jeff?
>>77331999
personally I'm of the opinion that American Fung was an unfinished script leftover from an earlier season that they hastily attached a nonsense b-plot to in order to have enough episodes ready for the first season order from TBS(wouldn't be the first time that this has happened on a McFarlane series), rest of the season ranged from okay to pretty good though, hopefully next season will be better though
A suicidal lemur stole my gun
>>77332980
I really cant believe youre an educator brian
>>77337549
It's more of an administrative role.
>>77332669
Best ep besides
IN COUNTRY CLUB
>>77332980
>machado was a cold bastard but he was good to his men. Hooch, blow, girls. Not women, girls! Itty-bitty things
>Steve, shooting a gun is like being intimate with a woman.
>First you inspect it to make sure it's clean.
>Then you grab it on the butt and jam the magazine in.
>If it doesn't fit, make it.
>>77336620
that would make sense
>>77338410
advice to live by
>>77318853
If you like women who lose their virginities to a group of construction workers.
>>77310618
its still good, i don't see why people think its so bad
>>77319729
Maybe baby.
>>77324719
>>77324734
>Always bet on red
>>77319729
Not a quote, but watching Stan down that entire thing of horseradish makes me laugh until i'm in tears every time.
I just love that he pauses to cry for half a second.
>>77319729
I always love Stan's logical leaps.
>But Stan, I'm your wife! If something's wrong I want to help you!
>Oh, well by that logic if something's right you'll want to hinder me! Good job Francine, real quality wifing.
or
>Don't worry Francine, you have to spend money to make money
>But you haven't made any money
>And by that logic, we haven't spent any!
>>77319729
Every so often there's little religion jokes that always get me.
>Steve, there's only one way to redeem yourself
>Oh come on Phil. Ever since you ended up on that wall, all you ever talk about is Jesus.
>HE IS THE LIGHT!
or
>I know a club that doesn't card. The Club of Jesus Christ of the Latterday Saints. How's the tail in there tonight Brad?
>Fine as hell my man
>>77342249
If you know anyone who died recently with a size 2 sphincter please contact me, I am currently very low on the donor list.
>TBS kept going on about their version of American will be "edgy"
>It doesnt even come close to what was shown on Fox despite being on cable and a later time slot
>most "edgiest" thing was Steve pretending to be a girl and plating up the Tranny angle
Please let this be the last season because this is entering zombie Simpsons territory now.
>>77342348
That episode was so great, to this day whenever I stock Cilantro at work I start humming that song.
>El Pero, el pero, esme corizone...
>>77342367
Has atleast 2 more seasons barring them withdrawling funding.
>>77319729
>SHUT UP DINGUS! ...Wait Dingus, DINGUS! ...thank you...
>>77325528
Any Steve song. Daddy's Gone was great.
>>77325528
You Get The Rod or Steve's duet with Krampus, I find myself humming them a lot.
>>77318853
Any sympathy I had for Francine flew out the window when she cheated on Stan during their goddamn wedding night.
Seriously, the fact Stan had to let himself be NTR'd was painful.
>>77342925
Not because of that entire episode where Francine is shown to be a raging hypocrite about meaningless sex?
>>77342998
Which one was that? I saw the aforementioned "Stan is portrayed as wrong because he doesn't want to be c u c k e d" episode and decided fuck it.
>>77343030
When a Stan Loves a Woman S3E16
>>77343030
Well he was wrong because he potentially undid Hayley. However there's no real reason he couldn't have gone back, or even have learned whether or not he was her actual father before having a dangerous surgery.
Other than theatricality.
>>77343051
To be fair, that's not nearly as bad as what Francine did.
>>77343051
Explain. Haven't watched.
>>77343068
Yes, but the show doesn't even acknowledge that she fucking cheated on him on the night before their wedding.
>>77319729
"The culprit is on my computer screen. Now to slightly turn my head to the left and.....Steve!"
>>77319729
>Well that's it. Stan's dead.
>>77343096
>Francine has a sex garden (one bush planted for every man she's fucked) and its the largest in the US
>Stan was previously unaware and gets hung up on the fact the Francine has been nailed more times than the trans-continental railroad
>Francine explains it was all meaningless sex and it didn't matter because she never loved any of them
>Tells Stan to cheat on her, and when he refuses, divorces him so he can have sex with someone else and see how meaningless it is
>Stan eventually meets some chick and they get married, but as he's about to bone her on his wedding night, he gets second thoughts and returns to a distraught Francine, who finally realized how Stan felt when he saw her sex garden and how proud she is that he didnt end up having sex with the chick
>Stan says he fugged her 5 times, and that Francince was right about meaningless sex, at which point Francine is completely shocked
It's been a while since I've seen it, since it doesn't show up on Netflix, but I recall that it ended right about there, with some stinger about the new chick getting Steve 50% of the time because of her and Stan's divorce, or something.
>>77343175
My mistake, it is on Netflix, just in season 2 for some reason.
>>77342367
they can sometimes say 'shit' now
>Are you seeing this shit?
>>77319729
>You won't be undersold? Try this same camcorder at Montie's for $20 less!
>Do you have your receipt?
>No, I don't have a receipt! I stole the floor model.
>Dad, if religion's so important to you, why don't you just find another one?
>You mean change religions?
>Sure, people do it all the time. Muhammad Ali changed religions and became Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
>>77319729
Nazi jokes with Klaus always get me
>Maybe we can grow those, oh what do they call them here, "Hitler Melons"?
>My uncle was a train driver in Auschwitz.
>[Gasps]
>No, no! He drove the kiddy train at the zoo. It's a big city you know.
>Stan/Franny
>not the purest love in cartoon history
>>77343096
The Show doesn't acknowledge a lot of shit.
What happened to Roger's Banana boat?
Don't get so hung up on a bad episodeactually it was pretty funny just had a dumb forced plot
>>77343297
They're the perfect kind of codependent.
He's a shallow ass and she's allergic to legitimate work
>>77319729
Ah pillow-gun, where danger and comfort meet
>>77343379
> 100 thread count. 100 dead count
>>77343220
They could do that before. Hell, they got away with showing Stan's dick on more than one occasion. Sure it was censored for broadcast, but it was clear as day on the DVDs.
The show is no more edgier than it ever was.
>>77319729
>Remember when I built that machine?
>That wasn't a machine, it was a hat
And then later
>Hmm, Southern Discomfort? Hamburger... Hinderer?
>>77333533
>Thing is, I'm not sure it was entirely his fault. I may have deserved it. In fact, I may have instigated it. Actually, Francine, I seduced him. I don't know why I wanted him, but I wanted him.
>>77318853
Because she has an actual personality.
>>77310618
>>77319085
Mike Barker (one of the main writers behind the show) left after season 10. It hasn't really been as good since he left. Fun fact - he was involved with writing the early seasons of Family Guy as well
>that episode where Stan and Francine hang out with that younger couple
>Francine in parkour attire and a ponytail
>my dick when
this episode mang.
>>77319729
>What's that smell?
>I think it's your face
>It's getting worse!
>>77319729
>You have new messages
>When did I get an answering machine?
followed by the greatest answering machine messages ever.
>>77343330
Remember when she faked being head of a company or something and actually ended up being super good at it? Or when she got bored and became an oceanography expert and found a colossal squid? She fought an Asian Kung fu bitch to a draw with little effort or damage.
She strikes me as one of those people who hates doing shit but kicks ass at it when she actually puts a bit of effort.
>>77319729
>CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE!... What's your name again?
>>77319729
>Steve! STEVE!
>What?
>No, we're looking for Steve
>That's my name
> ... I donno what to do right now babe.
>FRANCINE! YOU T-BONED ME BRO.
>>77319729
>WHY SIMON? WHY?
>>77319729
Text message from: Bob Saget
>what r u doing?
>Faking a death. TTYL.
>>77325528
It's impossible, you say, to be Republican and gay...
>>77319729
>TUNJI!
>MISTER AND LADY!
>>77319729
>Text from Stan here. Better not be him with some unconscious fool...
>It was beautiful and horrible, like staring into the ASS OF GOD
>>77319729
>Just Try to act like a mature adult
>Do you know why I pulled you over
>Probably because I prefer the feel of an old fashioned Newspaper
>YOU'RE DOIN' GREEEEEAAAAAAAAAT
and
>This whole van smells like pot
>That's me, dude.
>You're doin' GREAT!
fucking Snot.
>>77332980
Came here to post this
>>77319729
It's not really a quote, but Lewis and a bunch of other people gambling on kindergarteners coloring is fucking hilarious to me.
aaaAAAAAAH SUSIE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>77346429
>let me see! Oh...I wish you hadn't showed me that
DOING RESEARCH
>>77319729
"Yes steve, The monocle! How does that feel!"
>>77319729
>>77349628
reminds me of
>to Family
>FAMILY!
>Why didn't you do it that time?
>I thought we were done with that.
>You're all too happy, you keep yelling "Family"
>FAMILY!
>How's it feel? Not so good.
>>77319729
>"Perhaps they'll use the TINY CORN!"
>>77338066
>WE WENT ON SIX DATES!
>seven, I roofied you on two of them. Nothing happened. Wink.
>>77338066
>TWO STRIKES, KISS ASS! SEE WHAT A THIRD GETS YOU!
>>77318853
Because she fattens up nicely
>>77319729
> Yo mama sounds like a messed-up bitch.
>Are you crazy, pushing me in the pool?! I had 40 hits of Ecstasy in my pocket! Buckle up, kids.
>>77318853
>used goods
>>77327393
No. No it does not.
>>77325775
haha this
some of them were really catchy and since Celo has a real singing and a real smooth voice it was nice
>>77343221
>You don't deserve to be on that cross you lazy, whine loving, bisexuality!
>>77354649
SO I KILLED JOE'S FAMILY
>>77319729
>I'm gonna keep swinging my baby lasso 'til I catch me man
>>77355104
kek
and how the episode ends is just fucking geat
>>77355309
I remember watching that episode with a bunch of friends on the night it aired, and we absolutely cracked up at the ending
>>77343297
>>77319729
>Thank you for making me mayor of Circuit City. I will not disappoint you.
>>77319729
Who will hold baby Hector?
>>77355266
>falls out drunk
The system works!
GOAT american dad there
>>77333589
>>77334443
Shit anon, saving it under that name
>"Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you..."
>>77334443
Unlike the gif Saints Row doesn't keep getting better though.
>>77319729
>Barry: I don't wanna die a virgin.
>Goes to hug a tree
>Snot: Well if trees count then I'm Wilt Chamberlain.
>>77319729
Stan starts a dry cleaning business with some strippers.
>"Hey. Has Stan tried to rape any of you yet? "
>"No."
>"That's weird, right?
>>77319729
"Damn this baby. Damn this heat."
Actually pretty much all of Blood Crieth Unto Heaven was gold.
>>77362050
>That one guy who realizes the baby died before it's revealed in the play.
That always makes me grin like a motherfucker.
Also not funny but
>No Distinction! No Demarcation! Hell and Earth Slumber in the same bed tonight!
is a mean ass line.
>>77359908
>Roger, I haven't been entirely truthful with you....
>Throws him off the side of a cliff
>I HAVE THE KEYS, YOU STUPID BIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHH!
Seriously, why do we have Heaven guns? I don't mean to be 'that guy', I'm happy here. But why is this not an issue?
>>77319729
>You guys will not believe what's in this towel.
>A baby! A baby you gave birth to and you didn't even know you were pregnant! It just popped out on the lawn.
You thought you were just taking a "D" on the lawn, but surprise, it wasn't a deuce, it was a baby and it's in that towel! Show me that baby!
>>77362316
>That one guy who realizes the baby died before it's revealed in the play.
I'm rewatching it now because of this thread. I didn't even notice that until now. This episode is fantastic.
>>77355309
>Well, Stan's dead. That's the end good night.
What's even better about this is that at the time they were making that episode they thought the show was canceled and this would be the very last AD episode.
>Goodbye junk mail
>I means it, one last jobber
>>77362905
>one....last....jobber
stelio kontos
>>77319729
>Look, it's a legitimate place! It's called Camp Refoogee.
>>77363191
Stelio.... Stelio Kontos
>>77363191
>>77365223
>>77325528
Majestic, if that doesn't count, When I Was Your Alien
>>77319729
Barry: I never turn down lunch! (In inexplicable deep, black guy voice) Or a big ass bitch
>Roger starts sliding his finger back and forth in the cleft of Steve's chin
>Don't tell anyone. You'll get in trouble too.
>Hey boys! Laura Vanderboobens the name and I just joined your work force ... ...yourself on me.
>WHAT? Who said that?
>>77362828
This was the episode right before their move to TBS? Damn how did they even have it in the budget for getting Celo on their? I bet you he wrote those songs too.
>>77365665
kek
the ep where berry stops taking his meds is the shit too
>>77367594
>If any of you were thinking about breaking into a musical number, think again!
>I'M the only one who sings on this rig
>Food glorious food...
>>77367583
I really recommend watching the commentary for that episode. It's actually really interesting.
Anyway, the thing with Celo was that one of the guys that works in the AD team somehow knew Celo and that he was making music. However, at that time Fuck You hasn't come out yet so absolutely no one else knew about him yet.
So basically the guy just asked him if he wanted to work on an episode which he agreed to under the condition that he would be allowed to write and create all the songs in it.
At that point he had also already finished Fuck You which got insanely popular so by the time the episode aired everyone knew Celo. Which is also the reason why one of his first lines in the episode is 'Who I am? Doesn't matter.'
So long story short, they were just insanely lucky to not only get him on board but also that he released his hit song at the exact right time.
>>77367786
>>77367766
>Do whatever you'd like~
>It's roger, he can't do anything on his own. You'll never have to worry about being alone with Francine
> You're right, what am I thinking? Roger's an idiot, he can't take care of himself. He's like a baby, or Africa.
>>77362316
>That one guy who realizes the baby died before it's revealed in the play.
Nigga what.
Who would win in a fight the Starship Enterprise or Carl Sagan's Spaceship of the Imagination
>>77347334
Dude that shot is totally funny I agree
Underrated quote/post
Hamburger.....Hinderer.
>>77362316
>That one guy who realizes the baby died before it's revealed in the play.
Hold on when that happen
>>77370720
>>77369655
When Roger is holding up the pillow talking about how he and Avery can be together now, just before Avery pulls the curtain back and realizes what Roger's done you can hear a guy cry out "OH MY GOD" in the audience.
>>77319729
surprised no one brought up
>Gentleman, do whatever it takes to empty our coughers.
>Lapdances, shampagne dances, pillow dances
>Oh the things you can buy for a handful of bills. It makes me excited, It gives me the chills.
>There'll be flicharounds, breeders, hambones and tweeners.
>Zobos and Debos and Blorps that go Eener. For $1 bill you can undo their Zippers.
>I AM THE SNORLAX, I SPEAK FOR THE STRIPPERS.
>>77369708
>we both made a promise
>>77371228
They did
>>77325250
>We made a deal in the fourth grade, remember? I always carry a spare lens for you, and you always carry a spare inhaler for me. You have it right?
>Yeah....of course I do
>Cut to a replica of Enterprise made out of Snot's inhaler
I don't know why but the little Communicator clicks make the whole joke for me.
>>77371228
>Give this man your finest trouser arouser
>>77309079
Gotta do a nude edit of this scene.
>>77325528
>WE GOT HIS MONEY
>WE GOT HIS MONEY
>THE GOOD LORD GAVE US HIS MONEY
>THANK YOU OH
>BABY JESUS
>FOR GIVIN US ALL'A HIS MONEEEEY
>>77334443
>giving a overly long name
>not calling it "Saints Row I - IV"
>>77342367
that episode was incredibly fucking hot tho
by the way, post Devin in panties
>>77345037
post it dude
>Why would you even accept my invite if you were just gonna ignore me all night?
>My profile was nothing but four pictures of me staring out restaurant windows through binoculars, you knew what this was.
Anyone have some lewd requests
>>77373297
Francine getting gangbanged by a group of angry construction workers
>>77373297
Hairy bush/pits Haley
>>77373297
Fat Haley, obviously.
>>77372031
The shit they got Patrick Stewart to say is really what makes the show gold. And to his credit the man delivered every line perfectly.
>>77373297
Sub Haley begging.
>>77374136
>The shit they got Patrick Stewart to say is really what makes the show gold.
You say that like he isn't obviously enjoying this shit.
>>77373297
Like I said earlier, nude edit of OP pic.
>>77319729
I can't remember the exact quote, but some little fat kid dancing with Stan when he's out with his work buddies, and then his father saying something like
>NATHAN NO
>THIS IS WHY YOU KEEP GETTING MOLESTED
The look on the little kids face and the way he keeps sorta dancing closer kills me every time.
>>77319729
>Well Stan, I guess it makes no difference now.
>[Takes off his McFreely disguise]
>It was me, Roger, the whole time.
>>77372330
>tfw those looked huge to me the first time I watched it
>tfw years of breast expansion porn have left that size looking tiny to me
What have I done to myself
>>77325528
anything with b12
daddy's gone and 'is she not hot enough for you', that should have been an actual r&b song
>damn if that wasn't my mama..
every time
>>77362050
It has by far the lowest rating of any of the episodes on IMDB and I can't fathom out why.
>>77380085
I love the other version of this in Phantom of the Telethon.
>Give it up, Roger!
>I'm not Roger, I'm the Phantom!
>(Stan pulls off his mask and gasps.)
>Roger!
>Well, yeah, I... what?
>>77373297
Debbie.
How I miss Debbie.
>>77373297
>>77373353
>>77373367
>>77373916
>>77374216
>>77377688
>>77381758
>tfw when no deliver and we're left wanting
