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Latest episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-season-3-chapter-2-new-challengers
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No new episode this weekend.
>Red vs Blue:
Will return next year with an anthology season
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Latest Episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/x-ray-and-vav-season-2-episode-10-reign-down
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Reminder that if you want to keep your girl you shouldn't introduce her to Ryan.
Best adorable ice cream inc.
>>77305023
>God left me unfinished!!!!
>>77305034
Ryan the lady killer guy
Where would you take your waifu out on a date?
>>77305011
Buddy you need to make like the jews and drop dead, 4chan is not for you. Hopefully you're trolling though. What RWBY girl would equate the most to Hitler?
>>77305077
>compliment Blake
>she blushes and wiggles her ears
>>77305063
I mean, can you blame them? He's a handsome guy. Literally male model tier.
>>77305077
The basement.
>Saturday
>oh boy its RWBY time
>Time to see how winter turned out
>No episode this weekend
>>77305107
Ryan the hot dad guy
>>77305052
> "I'm like a Barbie doll down there!"
> "Penny, you're built to be a machine of war, it's all unnecessary."
> "But there's no reason NOT install those parts!"
> "It's expensive, Penny."
> "So I have to be sexless because you will not spring for the optional extras?!"
> "God, Penny, it's not like it's a cupholder!"
> "With all due respect, sir, I've seen diagrams and I'm not sure that's entirely true."
>>77305079
Cinder
Also I thought 4chan was bad but this Youtube chat window is terrible
>>77305011
Oh come on, anon jew really need to lighten up. It's not that oven-sive. Clearly you aren't in the reich place if you did nazi that one coming. Personally i really thought it was an absolute gas.
>>77305126
>I am so ignorant to the show that I like that I missed the multidaily reminders of no episode
The results are in! Tasty dessert is tasty, and also, so Winter is a hotter version of vol1 Weiss?
>>77305137
thats cause the chat is full of fucking six year olds
>bumblebee is heresy on the stream
Top kek.
>>77305136
This is perfection
>>77305158
Fuck off Barbra
>>77305165
>Nora not in the top 10
>Sun that low
Neo redeems you but only just
>>77305165
Shitaste.
>>77305165
>Sun in literally last place
I don't get how.
>>77305184
> Eclipse>>Bumblebee
>tries to get me banned for posting a one post greentext story
>didn't go through
Well then.
>>77305231
>slowly escalating donation race fueled by shipping
The hospital will be able to buy all of the robot children after tonight.
>>77305077
Kinokuniya and dinner in Chinatown.
>>77305159
>Implying I've been in the thread at any time in the past week since last saturday
If I wanted to read abundant amounts of RWBY smut, I'd go to fanfiction.
>>77305306
>Implying almost every RT video all week hasn't reminded
>>77305325
I literally have no reason to go to the RT site other than RWBY. And as of recent I've just been downloading it for better quality without fucking with their terrible platform.
are they still deleting all the writefagging? this sucks.
>>77305137
kek
>>77305195No.
>>77305136
And why not give her that? To have values like a person's, her mind should be similar to a person's. To not install one of the most primal drives of living beings is basically asking for alienation from, then genocide for, all biological life.
>>77305363
Haven't noticed anything today.
This is the face of regret
>Neptune best boy Pyrrha be-
>Lancaster Best Ship salazar
>>77305052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1mXXzZPMU
>>77305077
BestBuyTempt her with all the shiny new part
>>77305136
AMAZING
>>77305403
Adam always has the face of regret.
>>77305424
Who could have done that first one?
>>77305392
Asexual people haven't tried to kill the planet yet.
Did Cow get anything back from his feedback report to the mods about the deletion of greentext stories?
>>77305424
Is this from the Extra life Livestream, cause I sort of muted it
>>77305159
>Implying I spend all day on /co/
>Mfw I see donations by "Neptune Best Boy Pyrrha Bes"
"Lancaster Best Ship Salazar"
"team SSSN support group al nerdgazms"
Have donations like these happened for awhile now?
>>77305424
Glad we both noticed that.
>>77305460
Yep.
>>77305460
It's names people are donating under.
Someone just said "/R/RWBY is taking over"
>>77305490
Don't forget Ivan Chesnokov and his $7.62
>>77305441
>implying they wouldn't if they had the chance.
>>77305514
i'm still waiting to see "smutty don't cheat"
>>77305490
I remember seeing one say something about RWBYc
>>77305441
It's not all that easy y'know, you gotta give me time.
Octavian a shit.
>>77305490
mate
>>77305363
Don't know. The last cap I posted stayed. The last actual post was deleted. Mixed bag.
>>77305579
greentext mind
>>77305579
Damn who donated the 50$?
>>77305618
Someone from RWBYg I'm sure
>>77305618
You, apparently >>77305574
>>77305490
We did it, Reddit!
>>77305690
Well yeah, I'm talking about the 50$ for the greentext.
>>77305579
I-is he really going this far to make writefags seem obnoxious?
>>77305721
Someone with enough money and equal dedication to a joke and/or agenda as you?
>>77305023
anyone got a rip of the RWBY preview
I'm a bit sad that Dr. Jones and Dr. Free didn't go to the hospital with Jack.
>>77305837
http://dashingicecream.tumblr.com/post/132743106847/xhikarixyamix-rwby-episode-3-sneak-peek
efr-s is the best artist for Pyrrha I swear.
DEMOCRACY TIME!!!!!
http://strawpoll.me/5950065
>>77305995
Third option: Neither
>>77305136
>"It's no good friend-Ruby. Mister Ironwood refused my request"
>"Darn it. That was our best chance. Oh well, I guess we can just stick to cuddling and-"
>"Oh no! I'm not giving up yet. We simply need to try harder."
>"What do you have in mind?"
>"Ruby, we are going to explore the private sector"
>"...Is that a suggestion or an innuendo?"
>"I am capable of multitasking"
>"Is that even viable though? I thought the Atlas military were the only ones who knew anything about your construction, I don't think we could perform any alterations without their blueprints"
>"I have complete trust in your ability as a mechanic and engineer"
>"That's really touching and all, but my specialty is guns. Y'know; long and shooty. I'd say they're technically the opposite of what you're looking for."
>"Ruby, I'd settle for anything at this point"
>"Wow, are you that desperate?"
>"Ruby, did you know that to actively simulate an Aura, they had to simulate the psyche of a real teenager?"
>"I don't get it"
>"All I have ever known is puberty"
>...
>"I'll make a few calls, see what I can do"
>>77305995
Ohhh, I can't choose.
>>77305988
I agree. Shame his English is really bad though, making it near impossible to get a commission.
>>77305995
>AH enters the tournament
If they're not team AHWU and everyone gets confused as to why because it's not their names then it's not even worth writing
>>77305995
Honestly, neither premise sounds very appealing, maybe that's just me.
>>77305995
AH in the tournament sounds fun
So did anything exciting happen in the stream after Invasion of the Yangs?
>>77305988
>Nora's height is the same as Pyrrha's breastsYou know what to do.
>>77305988
Perhaps. But mete-g draws the cutest Pyrrha. Especially his little comics.
>>77306115
Ryan cooked his shoes
>>77306123
And I love his Nora.
>>77306115
We got the episode 3 preview.
Burine or Ryan apparently burnt his shoes
Miles and Kerry danced
Guys made out apparently
Ryan the lady killer
>>77306046
wasn't going to go with AHWU but the confusion with the name was part of the plan
>>77306173
Did they show the clips they promised, or do anything else RWBY related? How's GE look?
>>77305023
"Butbutbut all the art?! all those pictures the internet made?! The things that the girls did with me??"
"Penny the internet does a LOT of things that aren't real"
"WHERE'S MY NIPPLES DOC?!?!"
Finished the thing.
>>77306215
I think GE looks fun, they showed clips of Qrow and hes awesome
>>77306224
Adorable.
>>77306215
>How's GE look?
Surprisingly really good
>>77306024
>I am capable of multitasking
top kek
People are literally paying to have a man on the internet get tazered. What a time to be alive.
>>77306123
>Knock on the JNPR dorm door
>Pyrrha answers in nothing but a towel
>Nervously ask to borrow her notes from Oobleck's class
>Makes no effort to get dressed because nudity isn't taboo in Mistral
>Nora walks in on you sitting on Pyrrha's bed while she's flipping through a binder
>Get knocked through the roof with Magnhild
>>77306224
d'aaww, wouldn't Ruby have all of her adult teeth by now though?
>>77306294
What does that have to do with a toothache?
Gavin's next few poops will be green.
>>77306224
Cute
could use some shading though
>>77305995
>a 50/50 split
seriously?
>>77306294
The idea came to me because my wisdom teeth were bothering me at the time. Nothing to do with baby teeth.
>get Ruby to read 50 shades of Gray
Go /co/, you have your goal.
>>77306372
Yeah. I'm still not quite confident with my shading ability yet.
>>77306403
Well give it a try, if you fuck up just ctrl+z
>>77305363
I've had the last thread open, but I haven't actively been here. As I was scrolling through about 400 posts that I missed I saw all attempts at posting stories deleted but caps were there. So.. Guess autismo's taking his meds, but he needs to up the dosage.
>>77306024
> "Okay, this is only a prototype, and like I said I'm not an expert and I went with the more... gun-like option, but..."
> "Oh! Oh my. Are they all that... big?"
> "I don't know? I borrowed parts from my sister's... collection."
> "So what do we do?"
> "Well, we just access the area and..."
> "So I should...?"
> "Yeah, and we just..."
> "Oh!"
> "What?"
> "Cold hands."
> "Sorry."
> "It's okay, just hurry."
> "Almost there, just one more plug annnd..."
> "OHHH!"
> "Sorry, should I warm them up?"
> "Nnnnooo, it's the-the-the sensitivityyyy!"
> "Oh! I can turn that down-"
> "Don't you dare! Just bend over!"
>>77306442
Well, in for a Penny, in for a pounding, I suppose.
>>77306379
>>77306319
aww shit, sorry about that, I kind of forgot how teeth work
>>77306477
>>77306024
>"All I have ever known is puberty"
Being penny is suffering
But why a teenager specifically, needed to simulate an aura?
>>77306442
>>77306477
God damn it Barb
>>77306521
You don't get paid enough for this, Miles.
>>77306522
Maybe puberty is when a human's Aura is advanced enough to be weaponized safely?
>>77306522
I figured aura kicks in properly around that age, and they wouldn't see any need to go any further than that.
>>77306565
But why not after, if that's the case?
Doc Polendina is a cruel bastard.
>>77306442
Oh my....
Miles you are a god among men.
>>77306521
You make my puns worth it.
>>77306565
>>77306574
>>77306593
Maybe it's like the UMG's brains in MGS/MGR, they needed to "birth" an infant soul and allow it to grow and mature until it was old enough to be weaponized.
>>77306593
Never thought about it? Just went "Hey, we need this girl to fit in with young huntresses, let's make her a teenager" and then never really stopped to think what that would mean for her sex drive.
I mean she's basically the doc's daughter, I can understand why her sexuality wouldn't be the first thing on his mind.
IT'S HAPPENING!
>>77306289
>pyrrha not knowing that nudity isn't as normal in Vale as it is in Mistral
Go on...
Michael is so fucked.
>>77306700
I feel like we've had a plentiful amount of stories about this
>>77306700
There was a whole fertility story written.
Micheal is gonna erupt with pink
>>77306700
>>77306716
A couple, yeah.
We've rolled 50 shades of ruby guys, it's happening
>>77306546
Nonsense. He gets paid plenty. If anything, I'M not getting paid enough for such high quality entertainment.
>Michael Tazer
>50 Shades of Ruby
>>77306716
really? i honestly cant remember a single one. the Freudian slip Pyrrha is the closest one that i can think of
>50 Shades of RWBY
>Gavin about to throw up
>Michael getting tased
>Ruby reading 50 shades of grey
>>77306733
>>77306716
>>77306751
i don't know why ive never seen these, but if there is more, then please post them
>>77306778
>>77306776
Neither of us is paid enough to compete with each other for wages.
all the pink
>>77306861
What are they drinking? Shitty milk?
>>77306872
Milk with food coloring.
LET IT ALL OUT FOR MOMMA WEISS, BOYS.
>>77306872
no just whole and 2% that they put food coloring in
>>77306872
Flavored milk, Michael has strawberry Gav has pepermint
>>77306872
>>77306894
No. It's just colored Dyed.
>>77306861
Why is he vomiting again? Milk chugging? When's he getting tazed?
>>77306851
Agreed. Let's work together to put Octavian out of business instead.
>>77306948
Downing a whole gallon of milk, I guess for some it's too much for their stomachs?
>>77306948
Tazing is soon, after 50 shades of Ruby I think
>>77306885
hail to the queen baby
>>77306955
>>77306976
I don't understand why they're puking. I downed a gallon of chocolate milk in an hour.
Ruby is reading 50 shades aloud in he dorm again!
>ruby trucking hard
so can anyone join in on this stream or is it sponsor only or something
>>77307016
>Miles breaking down
>>77307026
Anybody can, link is in the OP: http://roosterteeth.com/extralife
>>77306861
>>77306976
Milk is very basic, and when the stomach gets too much, it gets upset and you puke it all out
>>77307011
that shit I don't know about
>Qrow x Summer
The incestfags are at it again.
>I was taken back in time to the Spanish inquisition!
>>77306955
Hey man, we gotta finish our work before you close me out.
What happened to Screenlooker?
>>77307068
Qrow and Summer aren't related
>>77307068
Qrow and Raven are the siblings not Qrow and Summer, anon
>I had the canned dog-food one
>It was rough
I see you Jack, you sly dog.
>>77307068
Qrow is related to Raven, not Summer.
>>77307061
Also it's literally toxic. Adult mammals aren't designed to handle that stuff.
>>77307068
Qrow's only related to Raven, broseidon.
>>77307068
Qrow is related to Raven not Summer
TAZE MICHEAL ALREADY
>>77307129
Bad things are going to happen if they taze him while he's full of milk
>>77307142
>Hilarious things are going to happen if they taze him while he's full of milk
FTFY
vom
When's the stream over? Midnight?
>>77307142
Well, let's hope things will out of his mouth rather than his other...exits.
>>77307129
I think Micheal wants to let the milk settle.
>>77307172
8am cst
>>77307172
It's not even half way through
>>77307172
8am
>>77307184
I didn't know when it started
>>77307129
Jack just said they'd do the taze in about 45 minutes.
am i missing anything by not watching the stream, or what? cause i dont really feel like watching it in the least bit.
>265K
>Lindsy gets the rest of the milk dumped on her
>>77307227
Lindsay with the milk shower
>>77307241
if only it was still white
>>77307235
You're not missing anything RWBY related but you art missing some top tier comedy
>>77307241
It really sounds like a bad idea.
>>77307235
If you actually like the people at RT and not just RWBY / RVB or whatever then yes if not then no
>>77307227
>drinks a bunch of milk with dye in it
>vomits everywhere
>then gets tazed
>ate a bunch of lava cookies a while back for Extra Life too
>threw those up as well
>kicked in the face by Gavin during Twister for the last Extra Life stream
Michael goes hard for the kids.
>>77307237
It's not worth watching if you aren't interested in the on-screen personalities.
>>77307235
It's mostly just various Roosterteeths and Funhauses sitting around running a fundraiser. They're doing these events when they reach certain stretch goals.
If you don't like RT's candid banter, don't bother.
>>77307241
This needs to happen
>>77307284
$49,000 more and they shave Jack's beard off.
>>77307275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLj06dUlDRk
For the kids
>>77307302
>Ray in his costume
;___;
>>77307079
It's you who's out, Octy. Out of your mind!
Gavin or Google?
>>77306825
Here's the fertility festival one.
>>77307328
Did you load up that movie and find that spot just so you could take a screenshot and use it as a reaction image?
>>77307328
WRONG ANSWER!
>>77307161
got some decent reaction images out of them throwing up
I have never heard of a double stuffed Oreo too until I googled it now.
>>77307517
Ryan please
>>77307503
Needs "absolutely disgusting" at the bottom
>>77307517
I'm not a fan of regular Oreo's because I like to put them in milk until they get soft and the regular ones don't get very soft but the double stuffed do.
>>77307517
>never heard of double stuffed Oreo's
Where the fuck do you live?
>>77307593
Canada
I probably have, but never devoted it to memory.
>>77307537
>>77307366
I looked up the scene on YouTube. But yes.
>>77307369
IT BEGINS
>>77307629
perfect
>no new episode this week
;-;
10 minute hype for taze.
TAZING IMMINENT
>>77307660
And one of Micheal
Whos got the preview for episode 3. Need to prove Uncle Dante is in this show.
They're not using a regular stun gun. They're going to use a real tazer gun. Those things are not fun.
>>77307777
It will be for us.
>>77307777
I'm gonna miss Micheal after tonight
>>77307777
QUADS CONFIRM NOT FUN
>mfw theres almost no lewds of her
>>77307738
better Youtube link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyuu7YP11eA&feature=youtu.be
>>77307777
He will emerge a changed man after that.
Did he get tazed yet?
>>77307881
not yet
>>77307881
They're prepping for it right now.
>>77307881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac9DIPR12FI
>yang/junior is real
Donations box is interesting.
oh shit
>>77307839
There's lewds of Penny?
Lindsey had two dates for homecoming.
NICE!
>>77307963
>If you killed the Chargers...
Is that a reference to something?
>>77307977
She accidentally asked them both.
Oh man, double taze. He's fucking crazy.
>>77308003
PLAYAH!
Also they are probably going to taze Micheal twice
>Michael's going to get tazed TWICE
Oh god, he's gonna die.
>>77308047
F
>>77308047
His fucking head is going to explode
Michael is fucking dead holy shit
>>77308047
He's going to go to cardiac arrest
And he's confirmed tased twice
Do you guys remember when Michael had a heart attack playing Vidya?
Now he's going to get double tazed.
Goodbye Michael. We love you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ziz6GGwu35g
7 DAYS!
decided to draw Pyrrha in a bikini (in heels for some reason). ran out of room for the left hand
OH GOD THEY HIT THAT GOAL IN, LIKE, FOUR MINUTES
>>77308047
>>77308047
First Monty, Then Ray, Now Micheal
"recreationally"
>that muting
>have you taken any drugs
>just recreationally
>like what?
>audio cuts out
ayy
>>77308081
Nice!
>>77308093
>I am beginning to question my decisions
>Medic: I looking up how to pull tazer tongs out
Well that inspires confidence
>>77308123
I'm pretty sure I read "ecstasy" on his lips
>burnie is on the line
![898f68bf18[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7yCOntu.jpg "898f68bf18[1].jpg")
Goodbye Michael
>>77308123
>Michael changes his name to xX420sgtbonglordXx tomorrow.
>>77308149
Google magic
>paramedic is also a stuntman
Damn.
>>77308149Please don't die, please don't die, please don't die...
"I have been dying to use it"
ayy
