Do you prefer your cartoon waifus to be brilliant and clever, or ditzy and dumb?
What does that say about you?
I don't really prefer either. It depends on the rest of the character. But if you put a gun to my head I would say that I tend to like the clever ones more on average.
ditzy and clever
Fun and easy going.
>>76638511
I know a girl like this. Really ditzy but surprisingly clever and smart. Geeky/nerdy, and ironically looks like a mix between Daphne Velma
I dont prefer ditzy or dumb necessarily, but I wouldnt want to be married to some "brilliant" or "clever" woman.
A certain level of intelligence carries with it ego and (often) a twinge of eccentricity. I'd prefer to avoid that in a partner.
I prefer dating a girl who isnt or doesnt think she is very smart. Id prefer average intelligence or lower.
Mostly because I wouldnt have to worry about putting up with a condescending, or overly sarcastic demeanor from an egotistical (and/or judgmental) wife who thinks she's better than me.
I mean, most women prefer marrying at their level or up anyways, so I dont see whats so bad about a guy marrying at his level or down.
I prefer mine to be a MILF
>>76638806
mommy issues?
>>76639582
Your mommy is having issues. Namely my penis inside her butthole.
>>76638436
I'm into femdom, so brilliant and clever.
>>76638436
I prefer her to be having a form of common sense
>>76638436
I prefer mineCrazy, sexy, and evilbut not necessarily in that order.
Ditzy and brilliant. This is usually a male trope, wish there were more female ones.
Mhm, I want to say intelligent but that's not really the right word. I'd like them more to be very self-aware, meaning wise but not exactly book smart, ya know?
>Daphne was ditzy and dumb
>people still think this
Did people actually watch Scooby Doo or anything? Or is this some modern thing?
My fiancee dropped out of college(psychology) because it was proving too hard for her, to become my housewife/bangmaid. Her life now consists of cooking, sweeping, mopping, dusting, laundry, taking out the trash, korean soap-operas and jogging. She thinks I'm some super-human genius and borderline worships the ground I walk on. Looks and talks like pic related.
I don't need a cartoon waifu anymore.
>>76642583
This
>>76638436
I like them fun and entertaining.
>>76643281
that sounds awful.
How about you fuck off with your blogshit bait
https://desustorage.org/co/search/image/PLh%2F1luXhRTTwgk52fotpg/
Charlotte from Bojack Horseman.
Chill, down to earth, a bit of a "bad" side (smoking weed after the funeral), and despite her mess up she remains faithful to her husband and protective of her children.
Too bad that a lot of girls who are "chill" and have a "bit of a bad side" end up doing hard drugs.
>>76638511
We got a winner.
>>76643754
It kinda is, but she's happy this way. Might as well put a ring on it
>>76644514
don't put a ring on anyone that doesn't make you happy.
>>76644572
She's alright, and I need someone like her and what she brings to the table at this stage of my life. Might as well put a ring on it.
>>76644614
>at this stage of my life
but it doesn't sound like that stage is gonna last for more than a more few years
>>76644672
A bunch of years actually, finally opened up and am running my own business. Big responsibility, big possibilities, potentially a big future. I need someone backing me up at home, and she does that perfectly. I might not be head over heels for her, but I need her, and I do appreciate her.
>>76638570
Is she really insecure with a low opinion of herself? Sound like someone I know too.
>>76643785
>blogshit
Go back to /a/
>>76638436
How about brilliant and ditzy?
>>76638436
I prefer them flawed and relatable.
Although I do like smart qts.
>>76639602
lel rekd
>>76647452
>>76639602
samefag
>>76638436
depends what suit the personality
>>76638436
Brilliant and clever
Much better to rape and dominate
Smart (so she can do our taxes), but also tough. And fun loving.
What does that say about me?
Ditzy and sweet is best.
>>76638436
All of the above?
Though I can't think of a /co/ related character that is all of those things, and the one /a/ girl I can think of isn't even my waifu.
My /co/ waifu is a cenobite though, so the first 2.
>>76652930
Like... a real Cenobite?
>>76652962
Depends, do nuns count as cenobites or just monks in real life?
If so then yes, because she was a nun before she became a half demon and/or angel pleasure pain monster.
Which makes the existance of her Sister somewhat confusing because no one can seem to agree on if Abigor is her biological sister, or if they were both nuns in the same convent, or if they're just sisters because they are both now Cenobites of leviathan.
>>76653229
Wow, you really meant a Cenobite.
Brave.
>>76642570
supreme taste mah nigga
>>76653398
Nope, just stupid and romantic. I think I she's not irredeemable and I would try to make her good.And when that fails, at least I'm a masochist. That'll help a bit.
The comics hint that she might have regained her old memories and show that while she isn't good, she's also not as evil as Pinhead. At least to the point where I got, I don't think I finished the Dark Watch and I haven't looked at Bestiary yet.
I guess my rape fetish isn't that common. What's the point of raping a ditz? It's easy as hell. Raping a woman with an actual worthy ego is much more fun.
>>76638792
Dumb women are fun in the short term but it gets fucking old if you're an adult taking care of another adult child.
why not a ditzy genius
>>76654776
Amy isn't a ditz. Leela thinks she's a ditz. Common misconception. Leela's the actual ditz.
>>76638436
I prefer my cartoon husbando to be extremely intelligent to a fault, even nerdy. I always fall for the gear heads, too. (Michaelangelo, MacGuyver types.) Left-brained.
My boyfriend in reality can't even change a light bulb. I google how to fix everything in our apartment, because I don't trust him to touch anything. I asked him to bring me a wrench and he brought me a screwdriver.
He is perfect in every other way though.
>>76655012
Leela's not a ditz, she's more like a big dumb jock
>>76655337
She's a giant ditz. Fry just worships her so he doesn't notice.
>>76638436
velma is too fat
>>76655425
You little tit I will hunt you down and use your butthole as a cocksleeve.
>>76643281
>too dumb for psych
Is she legit retarded?
>>76655282
>I asked him to bring me a wrench and he brought me a screwdriver.
I've done this!
Did he grow up without a dad too?
>>76642570
Shit, that was a wonderful work, i don't remember animation program name, i've done something with some UAB characters, but it was painful for western characters
>>76638436
Both are good. I used to hate dumb girl characters but they are growing on me, there is something endearing about them.
Clever but can recognize intelligence in others and knows people who ask questions aren't stupid. I hate people who don't ask questions in school because they think they're top dog and want to maintain a facade of knowing all the answers.
>>76644761
This is probably the most mature thing I've ever read on /co/
I like a decent mix of clever and ditzy.
If a girl is too clever, it becomes a game about pulling them down to earth. That is never fun.
>>76638436
i prefer them terribly average
like myself
>>76660266
Yeah. "mature". Having no passion anymore is not a matter of being mature. It's about giving up.
>>76644761
>I might not be head over heels for her
And this is why your marriage will end in divorce or murder.
>>76638792
>not wanting the best genes possible for you children
>wanting to put up with a dummy your whole life
>>76638436
Ditzy and clever or brilliant and dumb.
>>76660373
Marriage is work, anon. Passion only lasts for a few years.
>>76660427
Nah, otherway around. Ditzy and brilliant, or clever and dumb.
>>76657826
She's actually pretty smart and clever, it's just that she can't handle pressure and gets really bad anxiety out of it, the idea of being graded is nightmare-inducing for her. I blame her mother for that. Being a housewife comes easy to her, and as she puts it "very rewarding".
>>76660266
Thanks
>>76660348
>>76660373
I've got my hopes up that it's gonna be one of those lifelong deals.
Are you implying Daphne is dumb? 'Cause she isn't.
>>76638436
both silly airheads and intelligent women are the best kinds of women.
The not so good ones are the in between ones.
Clever women that know it's cute to be airheaded.
I used to be a Velma-only man. Then I grew up and realized that both Daphne AND Velma were the correct choice.
>>76660394
>having children
>>76660348
>Having no passion anymore is not a matter of being mature.
It's literally the only context that word can be used in other than a war of taste.
>>76663388
Don't listen to any naysayers anon, people are different all over. I think it's great that your SO prefers domestic life, some people (of either gender) just have the right temperament for it, and are much happier than if they were forcing themselves to pursue a professional career they barely wanted in the first place.
>>76660169
Have you considered that they know the answers idiot? Or do you really believe they're all conspiring to make you feel small?
>>76660028
All I remember about her is one episode where she was hypnotized by some evil swami, and kept calling him "mustard" instead of master.This is now my weirdly specific D/S fetish.
>itt: betas
>>76669926
because posting in a 4chan /co/ waifu thread at 1 AM is the most alpha thing you could be doing right now, right anon?
>>76670231
do you think normal people are out at 1 am on a wednesday benching women out in the park or something
>>76670263
No they are usually asleep because they have jobs to get to in the morning. And they don't waste their time complaining about comics and cartoons on the internet ever.
>>76654776
Like, guh!
I need a smart companion because I'm a fucking idiot.
>>76644453
Crowds is shit.
>>76673926
That's your opinion.
But Hajime is OLEV and that's a fact.
>>76652469
It means you're actually a homosexual. Congrats.
I'd like pretty much any girl...
If I were truly loved, then it wouldn't really matter.
>>76663388
What do you even do to need a 50s style wife?
>>76668661
Don't kiss ass, stay-a-home dad
No uggo's
Cute girls. Cute girls are the best
>>76674391
>If I were truly loved
Does your mom count?
>>76679033
No, but yours does!
>>76654656
There's dumb and then there's actually retarded. You probably chose the latter.
Clever, preferably with some kind of hobby.
>>76672492
See, this guy gets it.
>>76660394
>children
No seriously, why the fuck would you ever do a dumb thing like that?
>>76676428
I own and run a "kitchen supply" store. I didn't actually open it, my dad did but it was located on a different town so he wasn't overseeing it, just left it to some "reliable" employees of his The fucking thing was bleeding money like crazy, I went there straight out of college, took my time fixing his mess and then bought it from him.
