Beat the Meat Edition
Old Thread:>>76616384
>Back to the Barn download link
https://mega.nz/#!eV8lGJQJ!H2MwPksrqVbFJH4U8AMB5fXERVlC-YmodEhXiO3yasc
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
https://mega.nz/#!QUkChbyA!OCgQC7VEkN6wMmP2lrme-yQHTc1spWxxBWCb_tHI0mg
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UJKBGrJCg
>How are Gems Made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqniSO8kxFo
Episode Schedule:
>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG6LSlJvLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Lod1ACo14
Too Far (from NYCC, missing 30 seconds): https://mega.nz/#F!qIgVhJgQ!s-2PFvj15hmJLZ5vvztYFA
Steboni is best OC, calling it right now.
>mfw the hiatus starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8tZ35t4U
4th for engineering isn't science and is for fags.
>yfw hiatus is real
>you'll never get to beat the meat with steven
Robots have rights too homeworld.
Does anybody have any pictures of the AUs where different gems were Steven's mom instead of Rose?
>>76622768
![ALoMh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tVgZaAW.jpg "ALoMh[1].jpg")
>>76622768
>>76622768
>>76622748
>they don't believe in Steven
>>76622745
LAZY
A
Z
Y
>>76622779
I'd rather play something like Time Crisis.
>>76622745
I hate that shit, especially the comic where she says "Holy Bees! " she's like all of Stevens worst characteristics amplified
I need this done but with Peridot. And i need it yesterday.
>>76622811
Fuck outta here son
>Beat the Meat Edition
alright post your lewdest gems everybody
>>76622803
>liking crapiss lastooli
>>76622745
Steboni a shit.
>Meat Beat Mania
>Whackerman
Choose one
>>76622823
Oh, I get it now, they're giving Steven a bath. I never bothered to look at it for more than 4 seconds because I'm not a sick fuck.
>>76622823
Leave
>>76622811
Can't expect Scribble to write decently enough, can we?
The Hiatus isn't real, your all just being paranoid. There is no reason for CN to put their most viewed show on Hiatus in the middle of october even after an episode like Too Far.
>>76622834
>>76622834
>>76622837
>says someone has no taste
>posts Gravity Shits
Post gem booty
>>76622823
STOP
T
O
P
>>76622745
She is pretty cute.
Who are you, /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4
>>76622744
The sciences are more theoretical, not less.
If you were actually in that field you wouldn't talk about vague all-purpose robots like it's a thing.
>>76622834
:^)
>>76622825
>scent sponge
>vision sphere
>touch stumps
>gravity connectors
>butt
God that shit was priceless.
>>76622748
What? They just came back from hiatus. What the fuck?
>>76622888
Check'd
Also Lapis ftw
>>76622889
>general purpose robotics and/or computing
>not theoretical
What the fuck are you on
>Beat the meat edition
So who here wants to draw R34 Steboni?
>>76622844
Please tell me how someone becomes this sensitive.
Butt sex with a gem?
>>76622888
Checked
Also INTJ master race
>>76622922
Kill yourself.
>>76622888
Mostly everyone in /sug/(and probably in /co)is INFP. They only lie to themselves to appear INTJ
>>76622900
They came out from THEIR hiatus.
In a couple of weeks they will enter in the CN's official hiatus, with WBB and TTG.
>>76622888
ENFJ
I guess that makes me rose
>>76622888
>INTJ
M U S T A R D
_ _ _ _ _ _ A
_ _ _ _ _ _ C
_ _ _ _ _ _ E
>>76622947
Why do you say that?
>>76622834
HELP HOW DO I FIX THIS.
IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
>>76622888
no, I am not goddamn Peridot
>>76622956
Would youtake the murdercock?
>>76622978
its not lewd if you didnt see her soles, so she's okay
G-squad
>>76622888
On a good day, I'm Rose. On a bad day, Pearl.
>>76622888
Sour Cream is my result.
Fuck,I need to lay off the old Crazy Taxi's Offspring OST for a while.
>>76622996
Delete system32
yo why does everyone call greg murdercock
>>76622890
why do i like this soo much
>>76622834
>>76623034
Are you me?
Thoughts /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n16aTmlqgIU
>>76623065
You want something you can't have.
>>76622940
First off, you can't look at an image for five seconds because you're afraid of looking like a "sick fuck" on 4chan? Then, second of all, you can't ascertain in four seconds that it's just a picture of him being given a bath?
Even with the artist being a shota artist, and I'm certainly not a fan of Steven porn or even SU porn, but the second reason, alone has you being too fucking sensitive.
So you first, buddy.
>>76623004
im a guy so no, if i were gay then yes i would
>>76623073
I lasted 28 seconds
>>76622954
Sorry I'm new to /co/, why would CN force them into hiatus?
>>76622861Mox Gem soldiers when?
>>76623080
that's pretty much everyone here
>>76623093
>thinking being a guy matters
>not being bi
>>76623063
Because he murdered Rose with his cock.
>>76623063
Because he murdered Rose with his cock. I should not have to explain this to you.
>>76623110
Intro is shit. Keep going
>>76623066
We should totally fuck, anon.
>>76623121
Seriously, what type of faggots don't go both ways?
>>76623111
So they can show reruns of Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer
>>76623111
Because the CN staff goes in hiatus, so everyone of their current shows, aswell, go in hiatus.
Sitting in class. Have my new tablet and stylus. Drawing request?
>>76623063
Memes
Hooray for Lapis!;_;
>>76622888
Mostly INTP sometimes INFP.
Check'd dubdubtrips.
>>76623168
lapis abuse
Black Pearl?
>>76622748
>>76622768
date?
>>76623168
>Drawing request?
You studying and being a good student, preparing for your future.
>>76623121
im sorry i do not have a natural attraction to men
>>76623168
Do a Gem crossover with the Beatles.
John- Steven
George- Garnet
Paul- Pearl
Ringo- Amethyst.
>>76622888
Apparently I'm Steven.
Huh.
>>76623121
So what gender is Ruby and can I fuck it into submission?
>>76622834
aight
>>76623168
Peridot being racist
>>76623168
r34 steboni
>>76623199
Word around the grapevine is that girls like guys that are bi.
>>76623163
Is their a budget reason for this? Sounds retarded as a business practice
>>76623073
i like it
>>76623157
Why do they show that piece of shit every year? Oh right, they own the rights to it.
>>76623211
>submission
She's an eternal flame baby!
>>76623212
You'll need a mattress for that one anon.
>>76623156
If we're speaking purely in a literal sense, the type that aren't..?They don't knwo what they're missing
>>76623168
Drawyour attention to the material being presented. /sug/ will always be there for you to take requests and your education is important.
>>76623168
Knight Pearl praising the sun.
>>76623211
rock
>>76623202
Amethyst isn't even the best drummer in the crystal gems.
Tried to reshape my OC to be more "SU"-like; simpler hair, round eyes, etc.
She still looks as pathetic as ever, though, which is the idea.
>>76623211
>implying Ruby wouldn't be the one putting you in submission.
>>76623242
>She's an eternal flame, baby!
FTFY
>>76623212
>those fucking musclesfuck yes
>>76623225
why ?
>>76622888
Is there a link to work out which one you are without wishful thinking?
>>76623242
I can already see her filled up with love juices and begging for more cock.
Reminder that there both is a hiatus, and Matt was wrong about Too Far being the last episode of the year.
>No episode next week
>Likely no episode the week after or the week after that
>2-3 week break, followed by 3-4 weeks on.
>Ending with the mid season finale before going on break for Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
>>76623168
Garnet wearing heart print boxer shorts
>>76623073
I was thinking about Peridot dildo the whole time.The song is okay.
>>76623063
Shitty meme
>>76623226
Nope, they do this shit every year.
>>76623286
date?
>>76623117I had an OC idea of a sentient golem named Mox.
He could pseudo-fuse with gems like Power Ranger armor.
>>76623286
I wonder whatlovelydecision the mods will make when this is confirmed
>>76623312
No thanks, I'm taken.
>>76623297
>believing Matt
>>76623286
Going on a three-month hiatus right before the mid-season finale would be pretty stupid.
>>76623263
is she a half-corrupt gem?
>>76623325
No when is the hiatus?
>>76623073
i can't stop listening to it nowsend help
>>76623297
>believing in Matt
you need to believe in Steven more!
>>76623321
Probably just wait until SU Generals get too terrible to moderate before banning them. Shouldn't take long.
>tfw /sug/ is your favorite place
College kinda blows atm and I hate most of my friends. I'll miss you fuckers.
someone's buttmad
I'm going to throw empty beer cans at Lapis's pretty blue head!
Are the first hundred posts usually this horrible?
who \homeworld\ here?
>>76623384
Only 6 days out of the week. For the day after a new episode is released they're alright.
>>76623384
depending on the drug/alcohol/food each anon has consumed
>>76623341
She's half Black Onyx (A humongous Quartz Homeworld made in a last-ditch attempt to destroy the Crystal Gems during the war). The black sclera come from her.
>>76623409
If Yellow Diamond has a body like that I'll betray Earth in a second
So uh... how come KBCW hasn't been updating?
Do you think it's an intentional choice, or did they just forget about it? It's not unusual for it to update with relevant things even when Ronaldo was nowhere near Steven, so why now?
>>76623168
Jasper pretending to be Steven's mom in disguise for some official thing
:P
>>76623409me
>>76623371
Study more.
>>76623444
Matt forgot the password.
>>76623444
I just think they forgot, I've been hoping for an update for weeks and there's been plenty of opportunities
>>76623444
They forgot, but they're playing it off as an intentional choice
>>76623268
>>76623243
I'd give a lot for a life-size Jasper plushie ;_;
>>76623371
Don't worry, Anon, we'll always be here to enable you. Except when we're not, because of hiatus.
>>76623457
>#2 mom
>>76623409
It is the correct choice.
>>76623114
Steven can't be embarrassed by expressions of affection. You should never feel embarrassed by affection.
>>76623270
http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>>76623255
kek
>>76623462
That'd be funny if it was true.
Is it true?
I wish they got Ronaldo's VA to do more audio posts. That'd be sweet.
>>76623422
Ah, hmm sounds fun but I'm not sure.
Never really good at these things
>>76623505
>You should never feel embarrassed by affection.
Fuck off you little hippy shit
>>76623488
>cuddling all day on the whole fucking mattress as she takes up most of the space but you feel secure
Sup guys.
At work.
Never been a drawfag but I like to doodle.
Comments? I could try something just to keep this thread alive. We're a dying race nowadays
>>76623384
It all depends on the time. Early morning threads are usually alright because the NEET's haven't awoken yet. The late night threads are also pretty great. It's these threads in the afternoon and especially the evening threads that really turn up the shitposting to 11.
Late night hiatus SU threads can't come soon enough.
>>76623517
They could have done a cute update on Beachapalooza or a quick post with blurry photos of the flying cars from Back to the Barn.
>>76623534
A half-corrupt gem would be like a werewolf or something like that.
Would make a nice Halloween story for KBCW.
>>76622888
I got Steven
>>76623532
I don't know. I would say ask Matt but his Twitter is now private.
>>76623555
saved
>>76623555
That hair almost makes it look like Lapis.
>>76623555
Nice butt, terrible face
Just draw gems from behind
>>76623555
>Comments?
More ass groping.
>>76623570
I think half-corruption/cracked would be something like Krieg.
I wonder why matt deleted those tweets and protected his Twitter
>>76623555
fucking saved. and checked
>>76623568
>Early morning threads are usually alright because the NEET's haven't awoken yet.
What? You've clearly never been a NEET.
Here let me fix that for you
>Early morning threads are usually alright because the NEET's have been up for the last 14 hours
>>76623593
Yeah I screwed up on the hair.
I have no references.
I guess google is a thing though
>>76623534
Part of her concept is that she's kinda scary with her extreme height, huge hands, obscene power, and terrifying weapon(Basically her arm turns into Eva Unit 01's berserk head).
She doesn't want to scare anybody, though, so she has a huge amount of self-doubt.
>>76623616
I heard he was getting death threats from angry autists
>>76622855
You know who else had a manifesto?
>>76622888
ENFJfucking yes
>>76623555
>THE ASIAN draws smut.jpg
>>76623641
Commies
>>76623600
Yeah it's pretty shoddy but I tried going for that face she madr during her fusion dance with Garnet
>>76623632
He deleted it too quick for that to happen mang
>>76622890
>special order
>>76623669
/sug/ works fast
I'm thinking about investing 1k into Steven Universe r34 commissions (not sure if they'll do /ss/).
>>76623618
Oh wow didn't even notice.
I feel special
>>76623665
Keep drawing man, you have a real talent for butts
>>76623574
>Quartz
Poor naive child.
>>76623570
>>76623611
Considering how the mural depicted Blue Diamond fighting Rose on Earth, and it seems that most Gems on Earth not crushed/clustered are corrupted,
I kinda hope that Blue Diamond ends up coming about as a villain after YD (or hell, even during) but half-corrupted. Not in a way that she lost her mind, but more like her arm or something is monsterous and shit while her will is suppressing it through sheer badassery.
>>76623659
Whos ASIAN
>>76623611
>"I want to tell her to hide, to run, to get out of site so I don't have to kill her. That's what I WANT to say, what actually comes out of my mouth is..."
>"LETS MAKE A WONDERFUL CLUSTERBIKE!"
>"Aaah-*smash*"
>"Heh, close enough."
>>76623570
I had an idea for one where her gem was split down the middle, each half still coherent, but still jacked up, when spit they can function some what, but when united they are a beast, they have to unit regularly though
>>76623696
Don't.
What's your ship, /sug/?
I like to ship Connie, Pearl, and Steven together. I like to imagine that Pearl and Steven use shapeshifting a lot, and that Connie can't say no to them.
>>76623696
>investing
and what kind of year-over-year ROI are you expecting on these investments
>>76623539
I'm just stating Steven's perspective.
>>76623696you people have too much money
>>76623695
Regardless, given that he's now blocked himself away, there's no possible chance he would relay information of him getting death threats
That just sounds like a poorly made rumor only gullible saps would believe
>>76623697
you got some talent, if you ever feel like taking your art to the next level go to /ic/ and just grab the basics and leave (because it's cancer over there ) and go from there
>>76623737
You disturb me.
Greatly.
>>76623696
do it pussy
she's a diamond
what is there to not understand
she's literally a pink DIAMOND
>>76623696
Look for good artists who will.
What pairings do you like?
>>76622888
>Lars
>"The Maverick"
this is how I know it's bullshit
>>76623726
>being THIS new
>>76623742
Tons of cum.
>>76623624
hmm, maybe keep it simple anon. You have skills, keep at it!
>>76623737
the best ship
>>76623814
>>76623784
Oh just fuck off
>>76623826
You continue to disturb me.
I will not yet act, but action may be required.
Silver Lights is a good song by coconuts
>>76623843
im not an /ss/ fag
do you not see the playful nature of the picture. quit taking things out of context mate
>>76623737
Don't know where it came from but Jaspearl, boom, I ship it now
>>76623793
Aww looks like someone got Lars.
Poor you
>>76623509
>http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>tfw did this test twice and got either Rose or Steven.
>>76623889
It's possible to get personalities that are adjacent to one another. Personality isn't concrete, it's fluid.
>>76623871
Still illegal. And creepy.
>>76623831
>>76623814
Yoto is so great.
When will steven mann up mode already
Is he forever a shield bearer
>>76623878
Lars's character is literally the opposite of a maverick. And also I don't even know my spot on this pseudoscientific chart.
>>76623843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxY63ZKtyn4
>>76623924
Yoto didn't used to be so explicit, right?
>>76623916
I did this about 4-6 months ago and got Garnet. I answered honestly, too. I don't know what happened to me. But yeah, you're right personality definitely is fluid.
>>76623924
Which of the beach city resident's would hurt most to see them die?
>>76623818
For simplicity's sake: She's an anti-Steven; too much power and is constantly breaking things as a result, which makes her shy and unwilling to try new things or interact with people. Steven would be the one to draw her out of her shell and try new things again.
>>76623924
I'm not into the femdom stuffnecessarilybut I like the concept of Steven keeping Cloud Connie around for lewd stuff given how eager Cloud Connie is to expose Steven.
>>76623974
Greg.
>>76623974
mister smiley
>>76623509
>>76622888
>Peridot
I'm not sure how to feel
>>76623784
I miss that place.
>catchpa: Identify bananas
Well I'll be...
>>76623948
Take the test, then. >>76623509
>>76623954
They're still embarrassed about it I think.
But I think they should embrace their lewd side by drawing more femdom.
>>76623974
MAYOR DEWEY
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>>76624004
Stupid
>>76624056
i lol'd
/sug/, do you believe in Steven?
>>76624080
Its stll incredible that
This shoddy edit ended up canon and the original ampudot pic along with the countless others like it got proved wrong
>>76624089
Obviously.
>>76622888
I knew I was either Greg or Lars before taking the test.
Luckily, I'm Greg. I even look kinda like Greg if he had short hair.
Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed.
And yet there was no other word for it but victory.
>>76624089
>believing in Steven
>>76624080
>>76624107
Not that there was any doubt but Amputdot was stupid angsty bullshit and I'm glad it was disproven in canon.
>>76624080
Stupid.
>>76622888
>Sourcream
whats the point of even living if thats the case
>>76623291
>>76624122
Two words. "Phyrric Victory".
>>76624089
>>76624125
>not believing in steven
>>76624056
>stupid
?
>>76624144
Nice!
>>76624163
*grab22 gem22*
>>76624107
I still think ampudot has room to be canon. Her limbs are obviously that of a full grown person even with the limb enhancers. She may have just had stubs and only formed limbs when she reformed without her limb enhancers.That or the art is inconsistent.
I wonder what Rose's and Garnet's relationship was like.
>>76624163
I didn't stutter
That shit is best left in the past you maggot
>>76624089
Step up nigga
Does anybody have the non-edited version of pic related and the other half of it.
>>76624157
You place all your hopes on a mortal child.
You face a corrupt Imperium bent on making abominations just to see they can.
You are but a mere few against millions.
But Chaos is willing to serve those who believe.
>>76624155Hail Yellow Diamond.
>>76623771
I don't ship them as kids, I ship them as adults.
>>76624125
No one wants your opinion, heretics.
