Congratulations!
Rick has just upgraded your cable and or satellite package with programming from every conceivable reality.
This includes Showtime Extreme in a World where man evolved from corn
So what are you going to watch /co/?
all my favorite shows with my fetish in them, duh
>>76549581
The reality where Green Lantern got another season.
Does it include infinity Streaming? I'd like to see David Attenborough's The Life of Dinosaurs, but I imagine they did it back in the 1990s.
>>76549581
A good Lefend of Korra.
And them, some shows with my genderbend fetish.
And them, watch the shows that I created on other reality. Well, I actually can still created hhem tho.
>a universe where nothing is illegal
A universe where Steven Universe is more similar to the pilot rather than the shoehorning anime-referencing overly pastel sparklefest we have now.
>>76549581
Super Smash Bros:the animated series
>>76552801
I'd rather watch the Samus solo series that has tons of fanservice with the zero suit but also epic fight scenes with the armor. And fanservice with the armor and epic fight scenes with the zero suit.
>>76549581
I'd probably start with the universes where Emma Stone and Emma Watson went into porn and did scenes together.
>>76549581
BALL FONDLERS
>>76549581
I wanna know how the fuck they make plumbuses.
Team Fortress 2: The Series
>>76549581
reality's best porn
the Green Acres theme song channel. nothing but the goddamn theme song to Green Acres.
>>76552984
this too
Porn from a world of anthropomorphic animals
The second season of Tiger and Bunny
I'd find the movies referenced in Tropic Thunder
An animated adaptation of A Series of Unfortunate Events
lel
to start? Firefly season 2.
>>76553074
this
Nightmare versions of all things Disney.
>>76553145
>>76553213
Well now I just feel wistful...
>Interdimensional cable thread
>"muh weird porn"
Getting tired of this troope
>>76553391
>muh tropes
Getting tired of this meme
>>76553482
well, I'm getting tired of you
The show "Survivor" but with less morals. More or less Hunger Games but with grown adults
>>76549581
Good television/cartoons
Why did SanFransokyo-Marvel name the flick The Avengers? It focused too much on Tony Stark and everybody else had less than five minutes of lines
Intergalactic music television
Everything I watch regularly, in a universe where everyone is a nudist.
>>76549581
A world where the Original Teen Titans didn't get cancelled.
A world where Toonami isn't underbudgeted shit feasting on the tumblr tier Anime and showing a lot more /m/ related content
Megas XLR Season 3 and onwards
Transformers Prime that didn't waste it's potential.
Western Animated Gundam series that was written by David Ayer
A Completed Samurai Jack.
Good versions of Iron Man 2 and 3.
Amazing Spider Man Movies that are good.
A channel running Two Brothers the movie.
I'd probably just channel flip through the BIZZARO universes to be honest
>>76553845
>one of those "news" shows dedicated to rumors and crap
>the scandals of that world are when someone is caught wearing clothing
I want to see how many realities have snuff show channels, and the ones where in that reality I'm the one being targeted in them.
>>76549581
A universe where there is no hiatus for Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, or Rick and Morty.
I wanna see what was made instead of The Purge on worlds that have the Purge
>>76553813
Intergalactic =/= Interdimesional
>>76553845
What do you watch regularly?
One of the dimensions/realities where Guillermo Del Toro actually made the Hobbit movies.
Tame, I know, but I really want to see them.
After that...honestly, maybe Ball Fondlers.
And/or these:
>>76549675
>>76552801
>>76552984
>>76553739
A dimension where Tessa Fowler, Leanne Crow, Bea Flora, Karina Hart, Christina Hendricks, Hayley Atwell, and Hayden Panettiere all do hardcore porn.
>>76554097
... huh, now that I think of it, I don't watch many shows that would really do it for me with nudity.
I'd probably sample a lot more.
>>76549581
Firefly in a dimension where the show wasn't cancelled, kept going on for 13 seasons and everyone complains about how it drags on and that season one was the only good season.
Just to finally prove my point.
If this ever happened all of /co/ would find the one universe which met all of their requirements. Everybody would have a different version of a show.
Eventually we'd all dissolve into universe X vs universe Y threads, until we all decide to dissolve into a group of loosely related corpuscles. Cartoons and comics will become impossible to talk about, there will be an infinite variation of shows covering every conceivable possible iteration.
In vain, /co/ would search the universe for a show that they at least could all agree sucked. The search will fuel discussion for years, but it will end this board as we know it.
A universe where my favorite shows were directed by other people. I'd love to see how Gravity Falls and Steven Universe would have gone if Rebecca and Hirsch swapped places
>>76549654
srsly, can find a show that caters to all my tastes.
A universe where /co/ projects somehow got funding. I really wanna see the trainwrecks that would follow.
-The dimension were every character is played by Uncle Ruckus.
-The universe with sentient food versions of your favorite shows
-People vs animals: Ep1 The Robertson family vs Jaguars
-Internet VS TV
-El Quixote narrated by Dr. James, The Tyrannosaurus Rex.
-A reality where all our fictional characters are real, and we're the fictional characters.Oh boy, pray you don't fall into obscurity.
>>76554383
>Golden Girl cartoon
I want it.
This is a show about little green goblins.Enter scene, little goblin wearing a tie and glasses
Yeah, we're goblins. We know what you think of us. "Oh, it's goblins. Let's watch them run around and be sneaky. Woah! Look at that one. He's probably up to something mischievous". Well guess what? Go to hell.Points directly at the viewer. A goblin trips in the background, makes high pitched noise before skittering off
That's right. You, the viewer, go to hell. Every year, goblins are subjected to ridicule and abuse from you human, persons. We have feelings too. Like when we steal your shit, we feel bad about it. But good at the same time. But also bad, like, guilt and stuff. And that's a feeling mixed with our good feeling, so, y'know, there's that.boom mic drops into the left corner of the shot. Raises a little higher, but not completely out
What I'm saying here, is that not every goblin conforms to your conceived stereotype. Stop being racist. Goblin pride.Goblins start crawling out of nooks and crannies around the set. They're snatching everything in site and running away with as much as they can stuff in their pockets
This message brought to you by the council of goblin rights. With funding from the Elf foundation
>>76554561
The sad thing is that you put effort into this garbage. Jesus Christ.
i want to see a universe where dan harmons marriage lasted more than a year
whos fault do you think it was?
>>76554561
I felt a chuckle coming on but it wasn't strong enough to escape my body.
I don't care, I just want to spend one day doing nothing but eating wafer cookies and watching alternate TV with Rick and Morty
>>76549581
Obsess over my alternate self.
Jodorowsky's dune
>>76549581
that teddy bear making a spider web
>>76549654
that's definitely what i'd watch after that.
>>76549581
Episode of Hey Arnold from my reality.
Genderswapped versions of all my favorite cartoons.
Porn of all my waifus, duh.
>>76549581
50s, 60s and 70s seasons of Simpsons. Those are diffrent but still great to watch.
>>76549581
Check out the version of Pulp fiction where Jackson is white and Travolta is Black etc.
>ctrl+f
>only one mention of ball fondlers
for shame /co/
>>76549654
It really has inflated the amount I watch now.
>>76549581
>tfw no internet from every conceivable reality
I just want a version of /tv/ where everybody complains about Ball Fondlers not being as good as it used to be
Well, I kind of want to find a universe where Hideo Kojima became a filmmaker and marathon all the Metal Gear movies. Then I'm gonna find a universe where they did a decent television adaptation of the Dresden Files. Then I'm thinking live gladiator death matches from some civilization that doesn't value life followed by bizarre alien documentaries. And I think I'll cap it off with pornography from a universe where Christina Hendricks became a hardcore bdsm model.
Sue Storms Milftastic Journey through Superheroining.
With special guest appearances of Non-Captain Marvel Carol Danvers, and the king of atlantis back in all his speedo-ey glory, Prince Namor.
>>76549654
>Welcome to Muscle Girl Tomboy Femdom, uhh, Slutty But Not Too Slutty Girl Variety Hour Show...The Muscle Girl Femdom Tomboy Slutty Girl Show!
>Just an hour, an entire hour, of girls who-- girls who are muscular and tomboys and girls who are kinda slutty and maybe-- girl who are crazy and who like to be dominant. That's our show. That's, that's all it is so, haha, come watch it, you sick perverted fucks.
>We've got girls with muscles, muscle girls. I'm talkin'-- I mean girls who have muscles but not too many because that's fucking weird and shit.
>We've got girls who are tomboys. They do, I don't know, sports? They wear...jeeeans and their hair, it's short...
>A-And we've got girls who are slutty, girls who are sexually-- sexually slutty, but not too slutty. Girls who make a move, but are not just, just swallowing dicks...
>Look at that! We've got girls who are into femdom! Yeah, look at that: they're doing all that hot shit, that's what we've got. We're looking at girls who like to be in charge!
>So strap in, you know, uh, strap on and watch-- come watch the Muscle Girl Tomboy...uhhhh...shit...the Muscle Girl Tomboy, uhh, Femdom Slutty Variety Hour Show! I said it! I got it right, hahaha!
>>76553918
dont just do it, BIZARRO do it.
Watch a good version of Ultimate Spider-man.
>>76549581
a world where the tundercats reboot had the same dude who wrote the pilot on write staff and gave will friedle greater creative control.
Regular Show that was an explicit stoner comedy, Young Justice Season 3, animated With This Ring, the Doctor Who cartoon, Ball Fondlers, Batman TAS from 2020, live action SWAT KATZ movie in a universe where SWAT KATZ took the entire market of TMNT.
>>76557572
Distressingly accurate.
>Reruns of the Simpsons that got cancelled almost immediately after Phil Hartman was killed.
>1990's Spider-man free of the overbearing censorship of the 90's
>Mighty Morphin Power Rangers where Lord Zedd wasn't nerfed to mickey mouse level villain antics.
>2nd Season of Wolverine and the X-men, and Earths Mightiest.
>Buffy acted out with Sock Puppets.
>>76557607
Who GVP here?
I just want a universe where "Right Wing Christian, Left Wing Satanist, Right Wing Satanist, Left Wing Christian" is a thing.
Children's show that's totally normal but has one of the main characters as either a depressed goth or really pissed off punk that just do goony shit but nobody notices anything weird about it.
Some Eldritch ass NatGeo programmes about the gigantic horrid monsters that emerge from their Chthonic dwellings for their strange alien reasons.
and probably some form of X-files trueman show
The tv show that's a moment by moment recreation of what I'm currently doing.
the universe where I fuck my cousin and nieces
Hellblazer cartoon
The edutainment for all the secrets of the universe. I want to educate myself with the most important things to live, all in fun, bite-sized pieces. Not like it is now where it's all convoluted. Sure, there are people who SAY it's obvious, that they know, but they disagree with other people who claim the same thing. Some of them believe it, while others are intentionally scamming you.
>>76553391
It's a trope of a real phenomenon that's insanely popular. Sexual drive is crazy. I'd be tempted myself, but it's why I want the secrets, so that I could have as much control over my baser drives instead of projecting my anima into the real world like some kind of unenlightened ape, and allowing that to control my actions, getting tangled up in shit like social expectations.
>>76553878
>Megas XLR Season 3 and onwards
>Transformers Prime that didn't waste it's potential.
>A Completed Samurai Jack.
You forgotGalaluna will never be free.
Hm. I hadn't really considered all the good stuff that was ended.
TFAnimated season 3?
I'd be curious how TransTech would turn out.
more Reboot?
>>76553845
You like naked old people, or do you watch shows with exclusively attractive young people? I imagine you'd get desensitized.
>>76553999
They're all overworked and the quality suffers. unless it's from a universe where they're all super-efficient with no detriments. I mean, if it's a multi-dimensional cable box, the time delays wouldn't exist anyways.
>>76555197
The rest of "Kings".
>>76557508
>Hideo Kojima became a filmmaker
I wonder if he'd be happy or make good films. I mean I thought I heard people asking him if he'd consider it {because they want it} and he said he only wants to do video games. Somehow I doubt that changed even from getting fired. but who knows. Maybe he'll go collaborate again with Guillermo del Toro in THIS universe.
>>76557644
>tundercats
Now I want to see TsundereCats. Maybe it could be one mini-show within other -dereCats, all part of the Weeaboo Pizza Cats universe. I guess straight parody would be different from improv, if less original.
>>76557687
Yes.
Instead of "Car VS Man" it's "Brain VS Penis". "I mean, wouldn't the penis always win??"
>>76557903
Are you an introvert?
Harem anime with Mr. Poopybutthole as the MC
Everybody here is thinking to small. I'd watch a channel that gives how-to guides to making advanced technology, or maybe a channel that shows next weeks stock market results. Heck, I bet there would be a channel for making a dimensional portal device like the one Rick owns.
>>76555190
I think if I see myself happy and successful I'll actually believe it's possible
I'd probably watch more successful versions of myself and cry tbh fam
>>76552801
I'd watch it if it was like those silly Smash Bros comics by Awkward Zombie
>>76553139
this is a good choice
>>76553813
I wanna see Heavy Metal in OUTER SPAAAAACE
>>76554042
why not just watch live streams of planets that have their own purge event?
>>76555197
Another good choice
>>76558183
what does "fam" even mean?
>>76558249
fam = fat autistic manchild
Cops: Oa. Sure it's a lot of backwater alien domestic disputes and general delinquencies on pre-warp civilizations but on sweeps they actually film a world threatening crisis
Good versions of bad movies. James Cameron's Battlefield Earth, Alejandro Jodorowsky's Avengers, Ridley Scott's Alone in the Dark... and John Woo's live action adaption of Black Lagoon.
TV soap operas made by 4th millenium BC Harappans (with subtitles, of course)
>>76558249
>fam
It was a sarcastic insult invented by British lads, short for 'family', used like bro or buddy, eventually appropriated by American Blacks and then everyone else on the internet soon after.
A Warner-Bros.animated show where Mike Tyson solves mysteries....
oh wait
>>76558524
>sarcastic insult
If you don't know what you're talking about, don't start talking about it.
The exact moment in Ball Fondlers where the show jumps the shark
>>76553074
>the news article where the Skinnie convention makes furry Mika Brzezinski runs out of the building in horror
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pdzO9r12nt
>>76552454
But the pilot was poorly drawn shit.
>>76549581
Sym-Bionic Titan season 3. The episode where they team up with MegasXLR is a nerdgasm for the ages.
>>76549581
>Dimension where Samurai Jack has an actual ending
>Nudist dimension
>Dimension where every single show plays at the same time and all the episodes are crossovers
>Dimension whereLauren Faust never left;_;
Let's see
>A universe where Archie Sonic not only never rebooted, but got a full blown cartoon animated by Marza
>People vs animals like what >>76554486 said
>The universe where Archie vs Predator is a full length animated movie
>Find a universe where my life was made into a movie, watch it, and take notes
>A world were Tommy Wiseau directs most movies, but he's as terrible there as he is in this universe
Also these
>>76552801
>>76553074
>>76555319
>>76556488
>>76558114
>>76558488
For that last one, I also want terrible versions of good movies.
A live action CW Metamorpho or Metamorpho: The Animated series
>>76558114
This guy gets it. Why just watch your waifu when you can learn how to create your own dimension portal gun and actually be with your waifu?
anime from a universe where Japan's economy never burst in the early 90s. So were able to keep producing big budget high quality animes and no moeshit/lolishit.
Record 1080p quality porn
Then sell them or blackmail people for "benefits"
I could literally ruin any person's life in any way I'd want people to see them in.
Probably just stick to porn of waifus both 2D and 3D
The /co/mic channel.
>>76552984
My nigga
>>76558872
That was alright
Saved
The Grandma's Virginity TV Show
the universe where john hurt narrates all things.
Ballfondlers
>kuroinu
But actually about the 200 year war and going on about why both sides feel they feel both sides should win
> Shantae The animated series
Wanted this since 2003
> The goon movie
When the hell did that kickstarter say it would be out?
> Xenoblade chronicles the animation
> Earthbound the claymation
> The adventures of Mr. Game and Watch
An alternate reality where everyone on /co/ convince Justin and Dan into making a commercial for the next Super Bowl
> This
And the lost media channel
Rick and Morty do Anime
The 5-hour crossover movie between Ball Fondlers and Black Lagoon
Rick and Morty Action Figures: The Series
The Adventures of Bird Person and Squanchy
The episode of To Catch a Predator that stars Jerry
>>76554486
A universe where my life story is an internationally beloved graphic novel series. I'd love to see the fan girls at MeCON
>>76549581
You can't upgrade something that doesn't exist.
Can I have interdimensional Internet?
>>76549581
TV from universe where Lincoln and Hitler had switched facial hair.
>>76549581
Would click to every news station. If Im gonna watch crazy shit I want it to be actually happening somewhere
I'd watch the news from a universe where zombies are real.
>>76565083
This. that would be amazing.
I would watch Korra from a universe where it was a legitimately good series that didn't shit the bed.
A TV show which shows winning lottery numbers on my earth before it happens
>>76549581
The universe that has a channel where I got off my lazy ass and made all those cartoons I made up in my head during work.
>>76549581
>So what are you going to watch /co/?
Nothing, because I do not own a TV.
Porn
>>76558488
>Jodorowsky's Avengers
>>76549774
Why? This is INFINITE TV. Just turn it to a documentary about dinosaurs in a reality where they never went extinct.
The animated and live adaptations of my favorite series that took off better in parallel dimensions. Also, maybe there are versions of Seinfeld where the only difference is that in other dimensions, the Mac SE/30 on Jerry's desk is a different computer.
Turn it to a program where it follows the lives of me and my dead girlfriend... only she isn't dead anymore. She is happy, smiling, and laughing. And we go on fun outings, try out new things, talk about our future... I need to lie down.
>>76549581
nothing
i dont even watch cable anymore
>2013+2
>not having a netflix/hulu account along with torrenting your shows
now if it was every conceivable reality internet browsing.....
>>76561838
>The episode of To Catch a Predator that stars Jerry
WE NEED THIS IN THE SHOW
The cp channel where we learn all about cheesy pizza
>>76572927
Honestly I dont think I could handle this, the nightmare fuel I could stumble into might actually kill me at that level.
>>76573074
imagine a 4chan with only every collective you posting
it would have all the original boards plus moar since alternate you's are into weirder shit then youselves
Porn but I'm the star.
>>76574190
>yfw you are in nothing but cuck crying pornits you being cucked not the other way around
>>76561838
>Rick and Morty do Anime
I would do anything to see this become a reality.
>not changing the channel every 30 seconds
The reality where shotacon porn movies is widespread.
>>76549581
Well, obviously I'm going to find the channel that shows waifu porn, record it non-stop, and blackmail you guys into stopping that shit getting out.
remember that one time Gru was on TV?
https://youtu.be/_6sBSq5cB1M
>>76557720
Holla!
>>76549581
Porn with me in it
