Punching a kindergartener edition
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Episode Schedule:
>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rdmIh5eLBtk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Lod1ACo14
First for Peridot.
>SJW Tumblrverse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU1hzffARUA
I still love the credits for Back to the Barn.
>Steven dumps Connie for tdun tsun dere dere Peridot
>How will Connie be killed off to justify this
http://flockmod.com/gemsroom
PRAISE ME!
>proper appearance next year
>>76517996
>he doesn't like sex slaves, lesbian war machines, and innocent young love and hand-holding
I pity those who are afraid to like something because a group they don't like likes it.
>>76517933
>>76517917
Last thread image capped when we were posting giant titted Pearl.
Could we continue with that, please?
>>76518008
>steven takes peridot to funland
>STEVEN WHAT IS THAT
>oh thats fun
>peridot had a hand ship and that thing is a 'weapon'
>Steven...I think I'm ready...I know my weapon now
>>76518028
Mortally wounded on a mission.
This was not her fight, she didn't have to join.
>>76518051
Of course
Who /GLASGOW/ here?
>>76518026
Don't you see that this is serious business?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0vCY3I5yxo
Reminder this is what Peridot and Pearl's fusion is basically going to be like
>>76518029
>the fucking ocean
We have an official winner, no more arguing about who most attractive gem is until peedle comes back.
Lapis has trouble reading.
posting the coloring requests I did
>>76518029
keep it up bro the tradition of flock
>>76518028
Amethyst eats her.
Reminder that gems are Jumi
>stone is their core
>various colors/abilities
>healing tears are a rare and valued power
>>76518008
If that works like pic related from Mother 3 Pearl's in trouble
>Power-draining Gem monster attacks the Temple
>CGs barely fend it off; Pearl gets shrunk, Garnet gets defused, Stevonnie gets stuck together
>Suddenly, the Maheswarens knock on the door
Anyone got a weird/crazy episode idea?
>>76518051
>>76518071
You disgust me.
You think we'll get a 30 minute special episode some time soon? I feel like there are a couple of points that'll need some time to build up in a single episode to give it sufficient weight. Specificallywhen Pearl dies.
Pearls are just fancy toys. Not even real Gems.
>>76518028
He already gave Connie his long pink hard sword anon and let her ride his lion, they're effectively married.
>>76518089
>>76518118
Jasper is a whore like pearl.
They need to stop pretending they can hang around royalty those dirt caste
>>76518046
GUTS MAN!There needs to be an SU edit.
>>76518117
:^)
>>76518101
but Pearl doesn't have a shield
>>76518101
>Memoria
I forgot that existed
It wasn't great but the colors were nice
>>76518128
Unless they earn it.
>>76518150
please more <3
So we get new credits, but nothing is added to the song?
They are really delaying it for the next big reveal
>>76518007
I didn't get it at first
well fucking played, anon.
>>76518150
im okay with that more to rag and hammer like thor blah blah blah
The little stars that flew from Peridot's mouth ruined any shock the punch had.
>>76518138
>>76518131
Lol you say that as if having sex means your in a relationship.
Need more episode content and fan art to fuel my Peridot is Tron Bonne head cannon.
>>76518051
>>76518071
>>76518168I wish I had more, people like drawing on-model smut of Pearl for some reasonI mean, she's hot either way, but still
>>76518039
Only two of those are canon, stop watching the show with your hand on your dick.
>>76518117
Theory
Barring fusions Mohs Scale = Inherent Rank
Y/N?
>>76518189
I want you to die for having that cannon.
>>76518089
OR here, thanks dude!
>ywn get to be a Pearl and used by Rose Quartz as a sentient realdoll
In lawmans terms nerd
>>76518150
You play God. Stop attempting to change Pearlfection.
>>76518219
>Ruby
>Higher up than Jasper
>>76518214
This is making me uncomfortable.
>>76518162
But training outside your caste is forbidden! Man i really like to know more about pearl now...
>>76518214
>small nose
No
>>76518209
The only one that isn't canon are the sex slaves
>>76518214
>>76518128
I actually thought for a long time that Pearls were technicians like Peridot
The reveal that she's actually a maid/poodle makes everything she did wrong in the past more sad
>>76518166
I got the impression she had a future vision where she choked or something
>>76518214
I don't like it.
>Diamond(Rank) + Metal = Diamond(Gem)
Is this how it will be?
>>76518046DA NAAAAAAAAA
>>76518039
>>he doesn't like sex slaves, lesbian war machines, and innocent young love and hand-holding
Are we talking about Upotte!!
>>76518277
Or that she broke a tooth on it.
>>76518184
wooh, my request turned out great
>Post YFW the only reason Pearl's nose is so long is because she's designed to be a literal coat rack.
Sooooooooo... next cap is going to be the last of 2015?
>>76518214
GET THIS SHIT
OUTTA HERE
>>76518253
I was thinking that Quartz's were grunts/soldier class.
>>76518250
>Implying Pearl shouldn't become a hypersexualized hourglass
It is only fitting for a *LITERAL* sentient fuckdoll.
>>76518272
What was the official transcript?
>>76518187
no but being in a relationship does
He fused with Connie, he hasn't fused with Peri "Virgin nerd" dot
So is Pearl just inspired by Android 009?
>Next episode starts with Peridot taking a joke or metaphor too far.
>Peridot contacts Yellow Diamond
>Gem gossip is Yellow Diamond and Peridot.
>>76518312
>>76518071
>tfw no milf Pearl next door
>tfw you will never mow her lawn for some quick cash
>tfw she will never eye fuck you as she watches your young body sweat in the summer heat
>tfw she will never invite you inside to "shower off"
>>76518266
And even that has been hinted at with Pearl.
Of course, being a show for kids, it is possible and likely that Pearl's were just servants/platonic slaves.
>>76518307
>>76517996
>LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76518289
I like the idea of Metals being an opposing alien race with similar origins to Gems.
But as much as I like it if it's not done right it's fucking stupid. It can be as stupid as male Gems being called rocks.
>>76518322
fat tits and asses are only attractive if you have sex organs and hormones that require them
gems just need someone who's very flexible to dance with. in fact, pearls could do the bulk of the dancing if their owners are feeling lazy
I'll just leave this here.
>>76518368
What if metal men were iron dwarfs?
Dwarfs are cool, right?
Aaand the thread is officially unreadable. See you next week, dregs. But more importantly I'll see the people who left the general already, leaving you behind.
>>76518266
>hasn't seen the latest episode
>>76517996
avoid the cancerous parts of the fanbase and it's pretty good man
>>76518039
>>76518366
How about I don't like it because it's terrible.
So, is there gonna be any SU stuff at the NYCC?
>>76518322
What if Rose Quartz was just into skinny, flat chested chicks, and most Pearls are hypersexualized hourglasses?
>>76518380
bueno
>>76518333
>one blue, one red, one purple.
I thought they kept them all purple till jail break, huh.
>>76518336
"My master used to take care of me, but they sent me here because I was getting too 'attached'"
"You humans, though, you humans are... exotic, to say the least"
"I hope they don't have to send me away again~"
why is poil so fucking good
>>76518387
Half of the Gems we've seen are already dwarfs, it wouldn't matter.
>>76518388
See you tomorrow
>>76518330
yeah
>>76518277
>she had a future vision where if she didn't eat it people would wildly speculate on why she didn't and she thought it would be funny
Garnet can see through the fourth wall now
>>76518380
Would of been better if it wasn't gook money but very nice all the same.
>>76518423
I like her personality.
>>76518028
nah, it's Connie's idea to have her join them in their "sword training"
>>76518113
Steven discovers a cache of Gem artifacts in Rose's room, and accidentally activates them, each one shoots off into Beach City and permanently bonds with an inhabitant, granting them Gem abilities when active(not to mention personalized outfits that are really cute, feminine, and semi-revealing), those who bonded with these artifacts are; Connie, Sadie, the Pizza Twins, and Lars(who's turned into a girl in the process much to his/her dismay)
>>76518377
>if you have sex organs and hormones that require them
>implying that isn't the equivalent of drugs amongst the upper class of gem society
>>76518408
>Hundreds of /d/-tier hourglass pearls running around homeworld, polished and dressed to perfection, bound to musclegirl generals and powerwalking businesswomen
Anon, my dick can only get so erect
>>76518380
yeah that's stupid.
>Sadie's Song was supposed to air next
>>76518327
Just check thewiki
There's a hundreds Pearls, but if you take the idea on an immortal race constantly destroying planets to make countless new gems, the idea of Pearls being a luxury purse carrier only owned by the Gem equivalent of Aristocrats aren't far off
>>76518405
That's fine though I see no reason in going to a thread of something you dislike.
>All those poked eyes
>thread is 40 minutes old
>111 posts 51 images
NIGGERS
CONTROL
YOURSELVES
THIS IS WHY WE HAVE IMAGE HIT THREADS ON PAGE FUCKING 6
>>76518445
>Lars, who's turned into a girl
Why can't he just be put in a dress?
How do you even call this abomination?
Stevie?
Saven?
>>76518405
So why are you hanging out in a thread full of people who don't think it's terrible? How socially inept do you have to be to do something like that?
>>76518405
Kid, feel free to watch or not watch whatever you want. Why do you think we should give a flying nigger what you like bukko?
>>76518028
She won't Be. It becomes an OT3.
>>76518423She was designed to be good
>>76518476
When will you teach Steven how to rain dance Connie?
>>76518476
lel
That's not even that bad. I've seen /sug/ hit image limit on page 2
>>76518166
The joke is that she is never seen eating on screen.
>>76518481
Staben
>>76518481
Sadven
>>76518467
>>76518481
Oh, spammy. You just keep on trying.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/7d76bbdd1097ed62a0264eb48fc36def/tumblr_nvy3b6o8gt1tk2gfso1_1280.png
unf
god bless jaspearl
>>76518405
>wtf this show is bad
>oh well guess now i have to waste my time in searching a thread of it on /co/ and whine about how much i dislike it
that's you, you're a little sad and autistic person.
without mentioning that "BLAH BLAH SJWS AND TUMBLR THIS SHOW SUCKSSS" bullshit is the most used shit by faggots to throw shit at this show without any proofs.
>>76518481
Why is the gem on her titties when the gem is supposed to be on it's stomach?
>>76518424
I still think sugar is just mlp-ing these guys. I know peri is based off her zim oc so she might as well go all the way with the aliens are manlets trope.
>Too Far is about how they threw those cars too far an it they landed on Lars.
>The New Lars is about Lars going though physical therapy.
>>76518467Zvarri!
>>76518476
>thinking this is bad
hahaha, wow.
Anon actually takes the shit bait in every thread
>>76518543
>mlp-ing
What?
>>76518481
Bee's even shittier designed cousin.
YD shows up and does this to Pearl. How does Pearl react, given our new background info?
>>76518546
>Lars
>surviving
He deserves nothing more than sudden, violent death.
>>76518166
I thought it was because it had an partially unpopped seed in it and that was the joke.
Am I wrong?
>>76517917
Can anybody make this with Pearl and Peridot?
>>76518557
Post link to nude version Anywhere else has cookies
>>76518557
>can't tell if that's a really subtle bulge or not
Help me out here, /sug/, I don't want to catch the gays.
>>76518206
thanks for posting, other anons will keep it going
>>76518567This is not an answer to your post KLK is just shit.
>>76518567
She belonged to YD's harem and Rose "rescued" her just to spite YD
>>76518557
>WE
>Are S-U-G
>We'll always take the bait
>And if you think we won't well,
>Just you sit and wait
>That's why the people of this board
>Look down on
>Pearlfag
>Shitposter
>and Jews
>and anon
>>76518591
It's a bulge.
>>76518567
>implying that the Gem who lusted after Fat Ass Diamond for thousands of years would be into Yellow Diamond
"No fit chicks allowed"
>>76518479
cause it's both sadder and gayer this way(I'll admit I did contemplate having it just be Lars in a Dress though)
>>76518481
that's not a Fusion, it's supposed to be Sadie as a Gem based Magical Girl, also do you have a source for it, since your copy is bigger, I want to bug the artist to do more
Can someone tell me what was Lapis doing on Earth after she left?
Why they have to bring their informant? I mean, she could have been jailed in Homeworld as Peridot and Jasper come to Earth to deal with the CG.
I really don't think she was here only to make the Malachite arc
>no dick
WHAT'S THE POINT THEN?
>>76518567
someone finally is going to quench her thirst
>>76518408
wait a sec, since they called this pearl defective... perhaps her oval gem shape is why she's so tall and skinny
maybe the spherical homeworld pearls are all curvy, like rainbow quartz
>>76518613
It's her floating finger things.
She's starting without you.
>>76518642
>normal pearls are actually curvy shortstacks
HNNG
>>76518561
Horse + color + cutie mark = mlp
Alien + color + gem = su
I didn't have a good word for it
>>76518483
>>76518485
>>76518522
>So why are you hanging out in a thread full of people who don't think it's terrible?
Because I'm bored and want to talk about how bad the show is without making a thread against the rules.
Considering the most recent episode, which not only had the same exact ending as the last one, but for reason has Peridot only now talking about the differences in gems when she should have mentioned that in her previous appearances. It's sloppy world-building.
>>76518567
Is this really a scene in Kill-La-Kill? Damn, maybe I should watch that after all.
>>76518423
>>76518639
some of these fucking faggots dont like their women with dicks.
>>76518655
Dude I've seen the original where she's not wearing the weird suit. Trust me. It's a bulge.
>>76518632
She didn't make it back to Homeworld.
She was probably picked up by Jasper's ship, and since they were headed to Earth, she was along for the ride
>>76518666
K kiddo.
>>76518666
and how is that "sloppy world building" related at all with sjw's and tumblr?
>>76518685
No, I've seen the lewd version. Her vagina sticks out. Probably to make way for the futa version.
>>76518670
yes and yes you should.
main characters, hero and rival, are sisters. The big bad is their mother. mom gets all rapey with her daughters.
>>76518567
Pearl is badass. For sure will try to punch her, but will fail horribly.
>>76518485I fucking love ganguro, man
>>76518700
She said Homeworld is not what it used to be
Alone at Sea is going to be about Malachite, right?
please i just want lapis freed already
What's gonna happen when the Cluster wakes up?
>>76518700
She specifically mentions how different Homeworld is.
>>76518666
Nice bait, Satan.
The previous episoode ended with Peridot finally deciding to tell the gems about the Cluster. This episode ends with Peridot starting to show signs of getting along with Pearl.
The reason why the whole class thing hasn't shown up yet is because she's either been an antagonist or has kept her mouth shut towards the gems up until this episode.
>>76518458
I wanted you to post em so can post reaction image..
you failed the test
>>76518639
Who is the artist on this, I'd pretty fucking noice.
>>76517917
Pearl is a nigger.Requesting an edit with Steven instead of /vr/
>>76518751
Destroy the Earth
>>76518629
What's sad is that Lars would end up being bustier than Pearl.
Which leads to more saltiness from Pearl.
Which leads to more wacky salty shenanigans from Pearl.
>>76518670
>buying a show just for the echii
>>76518632
Ok man here's the deal. She was found on one of the warp pads by the gems. She was trapped for a long time so I'm guessing she predates the war or during the war. Once she arrived to Home World obviously culture shocked to see it vastly different from what it used to be she'd ask questions or go crazy rambling. She possibly informed she was on Earth and Peridot also reported that the Earth warp pad has been compromised even tho she's the first gem to go there since the war and the kindergarten project has been over. So they put one and one together by having her tell Peridot everything she knew about Earth and the the other gems she meet on Earth. Peridot enlists an escort for the trip back and they take Lapis as she is their only source of that planet aside from Jasper who fought in the rebellion.
>>76518664
Person + wacky fashion style + stand = jojo
Ranger + color + dinosaur/animal/car/train/ninja = power rangers/super sentai
I can predict how Peridot will die.
>YD Tells her to Kill the Gems including Steven
>Peri looks at steven
>Remembers how nice he was
>I-I Wont do it.
>How disappointing
>Sticks hand through back of head
>after the cloud of smoke dissapates she tells her pearl to bring in another peridot
>Proceeds to crush Peris gem.
>>76518738
Well, I mean, I do like my women the way I like my coffee.From the amazon
>>76518492
>>76518790
>Buying
>>76518751
Maybe something like this.
>Which way is up?
>The sensation felt like an eternity- no, it *was* an eternity.
>It’s rough here, no NO it was certainly further down.
>Or was it all over?
>It all mattered very little when the pressure suddenly gave way, once I- you, us WE, reached out, rubber banding and snapping repeatedly together.
>Our throats had no chance to be hoarse from screaming as we had none to scream with.
>Our- my- effforts to stop caused the comfort of nothingness for hardly what may have been a second, everything rubber banding back together in the most nonsensical yet painful fashion, as if all infinite possible limbs folded and broke infinitesimally many times.
>We’re so uncertain, I tug an arm free, yet you insist on tugging the other way and we cannot agree where to look.
>So we look everywhere.
>We feel everywhere, before fixating on what’s before us.
>It looks like certainty, making my uncertainty feel all the more confusing.
>We scream with no mouth, trudging and reaching forward, desiring to know, to feel whole
>>76518808
Nice.>streetname captcha
>One of them says Sugar
>>76518828
neat
subjective
>Pearl has her own personality
>all other Pearls are drones who do as they're told
>Yellow Diamond shows up
>Pearl gives her some sass
>Yellow Diamond makes a comment about her being dysfunctional
>gives her a factory reset
>everybody freaks out as Pearl completely reboots
>>76518790
>buying
>>76518664
alien+color+zodiac=homestuck
>>76518737
Anon please! My dick can only get so erect!
>>76518476
>>76518380
dead meme.
>>76518774
It's right there, near where the dick would be
>>76518725
Well the show is obviously social justice heavy, even where it doesn't make sense like in the crossdressing episode. It would be in character for Lars to make fun of Steven but I guess that would be going too far for the designated asshole character.
>>76518756
I meant them doing the same thing with Peridot reluctantly helping the Gems for pretty much no reason just so that she can be the Vegeta of this series.
>The reason why the whole class thing hasn't shown up yet is because she's either been an antagonist or has kept her mouth shut towards the gems up until this episode.
But why? Why doesn't she say "why are these Gem types working together?" or "why is that Pearl holding a weapon" or saying that she's never heard of "Steven" model gems or something.
Besides homeworld, we pretty much still know nothing about this alternative Earth despite being halfway through season 2.
>>76518664
Territory + population + flag = nation
>>76518476
>shitting the image limit anyways
hypocrite nigger.
>>76518851
I came here to peripost. Not to feel.
>>76518851
>Pearl now has Holopearl's personality>Holopearl is now the old Pearl.
>>76518887
Long live MSF
>>76518805
>Yellow Diamond shows up
>Peridot immediately sells everyone out
>goes running back to YD like a lapdog
>Yellow Diamond makes some sick joke about how short Peridot is
>uses some Pearls as stilts to prop Peridot up because she can't take anything she says seriously when she's so close to the ground
>>76518851
>Breaks out of it by seeing Steven hurt
>NOT MY BABY!
>>76518664
State+emblem+colour= football team
>>76518880
>I meant them doing the same thing with Peridot reluctantly helping the Gems for pretty much no reason
>pretty much no reason
It's either work with the Crystal Gems or get destroyed when the Cluster emerges. I'd say that's a valid reason
>>76518911
Just realized that Holo-pearl is just Pearl's Pearl.
>>76518880
>or saying that she's never heard of "Steven" model gems or something.
She did when she first met Steven, she assumed he was a pest that had infested the Kindergarten.
>we pretty much still know nothing about this alternative Earth despite being halfway through season 2.
Because who cares? It's just Earth, the important things are the gems and the adventures Steven and them go on.
>Why doesn't she say "why are these Gem types working together?"
Because she knows they're rebels, that's all the reason they need.
>>76518851
DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT
>>76518664
human+Superpower+ insignia = faggots
Why are so many against Steven X Peridot? Connie is gonna die eventually. Why not save Steven the pain and just have her date PeeDee.
>>76518664
A lie + a liar + gullible people = a religion
>>76518993
Please don't engage him in this debait
>>76518976
>>76518967
I wonder if Sword fighting is one of the skills that Pearl learned when she started to become independent or if it is something a lot of Pearls are programmed with so they can spar with their owners
>>76518993
Because that will only end in Peridot dying to birth the next generation of Murdercocks.
>>76518993
>>76518783
>Lars ends up the bustiest girl in the group
Does Pearl's hologram have mass?
>>76518954
man, homeworld is such a shitshow
they have such a rigid caste system, yet the lower members have such a capacity for free will and a strong survival instinct
what are they even doing
>>76518880
The crossdressing episode was a bit Tumblr on its own because that's how the fandom made it look like, Gumball did a crossdressing episode too, as well as Clarence.
Hell, even Bugs Bunny did that, but no one cared because they don't have such a shitty tumblr fandom.
About the Lars thing, it's pretty obvious the cool kids liked it so he had to pretend he did too.
Anyways, that's probably the only """"tumblr"""" thing in the show so far (no, having apparently homosexual characters doesn't make it a Tumblr SJW show).
Also i still don't know what the fuck does the "sloppy worldbuilding" have to do with this.
>>76518993
just go poly or something
>>76519028
holo pearl's AI seems like something Pearl coded herself rather than something made by experts at work for millions of years
>>76518993
Because even if you support it, and even if it comes true, that means Peridot still dies except this time she has a baby, and ultimately that means that Steven just goes right back to Connie.
>>76518567
She'll love it.
>>76518967
Nah, Holo-pearl is probably a construct she makes based off her memories of her old self or her original programming.
>>76519037
It has enough to hold a sword and keep a sheet up.
I can't wait for Lapis to eventually get her own episode so we can start posting her more instead of Perisnot and Hurl
>>76519032
original please
>>76518742
shit taste...
>>76519066
a man spent time editing this image to make pearl nude.
props to him that dude is the man
>>76519037
>>76519075
Pearl confirmed for stand user: Silver Chariot
I want to see Pearl summon a horde of holopearls in a battle
>>76518855
Aliens+humans+landmarks = I'm not saying but it is
>>76519033
Maybe now the cool kids will like her.
>>76519037
I'd like to see Holopearl gaining a personality. Maybe YD will try to perform a factory reset on Pearl but Pearl's consciousness managed to escape into her.
>>76519028
Learned. She's said a few times she's not built for fighting.
>>76519037
Wait, do all Pearls make holograms?
>>76518993
Steven/Connie has Estelle's endorsement
>>76519087
i scrapped it because it was garbage
>>76518609
fine apart from S-U-G, should be slash S U G or something.
>>76519096
the film Independence Day?
>>76519095
I've always wanted to see Pearl pull a Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack. Overload her hologram with whatever magic gem energy nonsense she uses to make them, and then have them just throw themselves at the enemy.
>>76519085
Well you better learn to because it's not coming for a year you fart rock fan
>>76518954
They do have her ship so if she finds it on accident (because they're going to start trusting her more) she can just ditch them
>>76518975
>Because who cares? It's just Earth, the important things are the gems and the adventures Steven and them go on.
The Gem war that lead to the series concept is pretty important. And the giant gem in the core and stuff.
>Because she knows they're rebels, that's all the reason they need.
But is it? Sugar implied there's a bigger reason behind it.
>>76519087
Hookers
>>76519092
Time well spent if you ask me.
>>76519066
Since nobody here seems capable of finishing what they started
Is the Sky Arena floating in the air or on a mountain peak?
>>76519095
>>76519130
now i want to see this, but with pearl and holopearl (holopearl would have a training rapier and her normal spear
>>76519031
>Any relationship Steven has will end in his significant others death while he remains.
>Even if he has a gem child there is a significant chance they will succumb to a murder-cock eventually
How many centuries until Steven's boundless optimism gives way to cynical despair?
>>76519112
Technically speaking, all gems make hologram
>>76519028
Steven said she teached herself.