I have a feeling this isn't going to end well.
>>76367795
Bird Person does no share your feelings of apprehension.
Gearhead, Birdperson and Squanchy, why do these party guests get more screen time but Abradolf Linkler doesn't get any?
WHAT A TWIST!
....The fuck are they getting married for?
>>76367906
Because Abradolf is still stuck with the genital monsters and gearhead is a snitch
>>76367795
I think it'll go fine for Birdperson and Tammy. Judging from the clips, Rick is going to be an emotional wreck during the ceremony and reception.
>>76367939
Birdman is a terrible judge of character and Tammy is young and impressionable. So yay, more B plots, probably.
>>76367906
>>76367980
Abradolf died. Didn't he?
>>76367906
Maybe he comes back in this episode
>>76367939As it turns out, bird people jizz can impregnate a human through their pores, and Tammy has had one too many bukkake sessions without wearing a hazmat suit. This is a shotgun wedding.
>>76368172
Did you even watch the after-credits scene that's in every episode?
>>76368172
Nope, he was getting stuck in and out of monster vaginas the last we saw of him
the woman looks EXACTLY like a family guy character
wtf
Abradolf isn't any more dead than Boba Fett.
>>76368193
tammy wouldn't do bukkake but she does eat bird dick
>>76368254
So really fucking dead then?
Stream?
>>76368285
boba fett didn't die yet
>>76367980
you mean Revolio Clockberg Jr.is a snitch
>>76368292
still got like 7 hours bro calm down
>>76368302
Keep telling yourself that, mandofag.
>>76368328
Just asking before I forget
When is the ep out?
>>76368324
thank you. someone who actually respects him as a person and knows his name. if only rick had cared that much he would not have snitched
>>76368272
She said she didn't THINK she would do it, but she considered it. She can always change her mind. She likes watching it anyway, so she's automatically a top tier waifu.
>>76368394
1130 pm est
>>76368340
ok so when, pray tell, do you "THINK" that he died. Oh I'll wait all day for your response. This ought to be hilarious.
>>76368505
It's right there in the movies, buddy. The Sarlacc eats him, end of story.
>>76368397
or ended up with gearsticles in for teeth
I like Tammy and Birdman
Tammy is kind of cool and judging by the fact that she married the nicest guy she's probably nice too
>>76368537
You're seriously thinking he died there? I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears. He has a jet pack he can just fly right out of there. And he does that after blowing the fucking sand worm up.
>>76367795
when does this air? And by extension when is the torrent out?
>>76368803
That ain't canon, friend. Never happened.
>>76368886
airs tonight. will probably be out within the hour of it ending. someone usually streams live though
>>76368913
Oh yeah, Mr.Disney decided to make alot of things non canon, did they?
>>76368958
Yep, meaning that Boba Fett is still dead. Sorry.
>>76368913
>>76368986
Oh my fucking god you are going to pull that shit huh. Well just wait til he's in the new trilogy then fuck faces. Also he is in their licensed game starwars battlefront. he's in that fucking trailer
>>76368272
Nah, bro. Bird SEED.
Is there a new preview out?
>people arguing about star wars in a rick and morty thread
fucking nerds. this is /co/ not /tv/
>>76369019
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>76369019
okay guys stop picking on the starwars autist and lets keep this a rick and morty thread
he already swallowed the bait what more do you want?
also fuck the captas, pick all pics of bananas? none of the images i chose were bananas...
lick lick lick my balls!
>>76368803
Actually his jet pack was disabled. Hard to remember how he actually killed it but as he being digested and the armor was starting to fail he manages to kill it and crawl out. CRAWLED OUT. He then gets picked up by the guy in the 3rd panel who throws him in a Bacta Tank. He's a cool bro. Also there are tie ins from the 3 Boba Fett books that play within the last movie. Apparently Boba was playing both sides and he was involved with some crazy shit at Jabba's Palace unrelated to the Jedi Kids.
Fuck Disney and their shit. I read the book. I paid $15 for each one of them and they said official at the time. Fuck off mates.
>Was meant to be two parter
>Dan decides it's better to procrastinate and figure out how to "continue" episode in season 3 when he feels like it
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>76367795
Why wouldn't it? Word of advice virgins, most girls won't give head, so if you find one that swallows and is attractive, definitely marry her.
>>76369061
here's the most recent one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPnXtLcHSuE
>>76369171
where did the op come from?
>>76369202
there's 2 different commercials for it i'll try to find the second one
>tfw no teenage waifu
>>76369129
didn't he explode his jetpack in there?
>>76367795
I... dont get it.
Rick and Morty isnt even nihilistic as fucking Gumball.
Hell, most cartoons made on Brazil for children has almost the same dark humor, minus the gore. But again, in Brazil we dont care about "plot", "indentification" and other things like this.
Its good that this is changing over the years...but after I saw a lot of talk about how depressing and hardcore Rick and Morty was, I got surprised how tame it actually was. People really take what Rick says "seriously"?
>>76369129
that might be why he had to crawl out. I could go get the book and re-read it. lol.
for some reason, I love birdperson and tammy
I hope their spiritbond goes well
>>76369144
Wait, what? Source?
>>76369528
Didn't Brazil make the Nutshack?
>>76369528
people just over-exaggerate stuff on the internet. rick and morty hits a good balance of dark and light-hearted. if you want something really dark, try mr. pickles, but that's too far into edgelord territory for me
>>76369609
IT'S
>>76369528
go away brazil
>>76369592
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/rick-morty-creators-finales-challenges-828683
If you don't want to read the whole thing he says, copy and pasted:
>In trying to write the second part [of the finale], we just couldn't write. We were just blocked and exhausted. It was three o'clock in the morning, and I said, "What about this fтАФing Purge thing we keep talking about? Let's just do that." And [writer and voice castmember] Ryan Ridley was like, "Well, we can't start writing a new episode now that we've spent all this time trying to break the story for this thing," and I was like, "No, we can." And in a fit, I just started jamming out this thing, almost sarcastically writing an episode, which is really how we wrote the pilot. It was a couple hours of us just sitting on the floor with our laptops тАФ we split a Ritalin, and then we wrote the pilot. (Laughs.) We took every other scene. The show doesn't have to be difficult for us.
They also mention season 3 will take even more risks.
>>76369709
well they can take more risks now that they have established the universe and the characters. plus I want to find out what if anything will happen with evil morty
>>76369609
I thought that was the Phillipines.
>>76369609
>Nutshack
Uh...never heard about it.
>>76369650
Nah, Mr. Pickles is not even funny, I am not a fan of edgy for the sake of edgy.
>>76369677
Calm down namefag, I am a profissional animator and I am here to stay. Hue hue hue.
>>76369709
So the season is ending on a cliffhanger? Interesting. Wonder what exactly they'll end it on since we'll most likely have to wait a year for season 3, seeing as there hasn't been a date confirmed yet.
hey guy. found the other commercial for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKkVChtc_MY
>>76369824
What? You work on Jorel's brother?
>>76370035
>you are my seed, my worm
lewd
>>76369073
>/tv/
>talking about television and movies
>>76370213
What amazes me is how pissy they are about people from /co/ over there
>>76371039
you can only bane post over there.
It's at 11:30pm EST, right? And it'll be streaming at the same usual site?
>>76371174
yes.
>>76371174
>>76371281
yes, it will, at the same usual site, that we don't need to mention
But I have to go, and I've aked my sister to open the link for me just before i come back to watch it, to speed things up.
Could you write the link it in a post, so it would be there for my sister later? She doesn't know the link, what a newfag! thanks
>>76371490
Her tits for the link.
link???
>>76371544
I got u, fam
What the third episode is about cuckholding wtf?
>Rick & Morty's Co-Creators Plan To (Finally) Hire Female Writers For Season 3
O-oh boy, Rick. You know what the recently most popular and highly r-rated show needs?
What, Morty?
I-I don't know, Rick, I was asking you!
Uh, okay, Morty. How about just more of the same? Don't fuck with anything! We're great! Ahahahaha, Rick and Morty!
Ahahah... yeah, Rick! Don't change anything...
... Morty, what did you do?
I, uh, hired a woman to write our lines. Y-you know we kind of lack the feminine touch? We're kind of touch with the current progressive trend in pop culture, you know? I mean come on don't you think we're a bunch of hyper masculine assholes? That needs to change, Rick. We need to change, Rick!
You, hyper masculine? Ahaha, good one, Morty.
I-I'm serious, Rick! Our misogyny needs to stop! We need diversity or our show is going to suck! You need to go along with this, R-rick or I'll tell everyone you're a misogynist!
What the *burp* f-fuck did you do to my grandson? *whips out gun and shoots Morty who explodes into human gips*
... Eh, whatever. Rick and Ricky here I come, b-baby!
>>76371992
if they don't pick up Jackie Buscarino as a writer i will be so disappointed. *fingers crossed*
>>76372069
she wouldn't fit the style of the show
>>76372069
>still no new episodes
it hurts
>Summer won't get naked in this one either
There is no point.
>>76371174
I haven't been keeping up with R&M live, what is this usual streaming site?
do not take the bait
do not post it
>>76372506
I know it and I'm not gonna post it but why is it a big deal if it gets posted?
it will get shut down
>>76372655
Seems like you're just making excuses.
Go back to >>>/a/ with your 'muh sekret club' mentality.
>>76372655
>>76372506
Can you faggots at least post the site in hexadecimal or something.
>>76372744
>spoonfeed me
I found a some links to possible streams.
http://themysteryofgravityfalls.com/stream/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cartoon-network-live-stream
http://www.time4tv.com/2011/06/cartoon-network.php
The top one seems most promising.
>>76372820
>>>/a/
>>76372820
>using the term spoonfeed
>>76372888
anti-spoonfeeding /a/utists BTFO
>>76372888
Based anon.
>>76372888
>spoonfeeding redditors
gj
>>76373002
I literally found those links on a reddit post.
>>76373002
Whats the point of NOT spoonfeeding? With some effort, you can just find links in the archive with some tactical ctrl-f's
The Legend of Buffering: Waste of Time
>>76373115
According to "Fox mulder" in the chat, that stream will start with the episode. Feel free to find better alternatives however.
>>76373115
It doesn't go live until like 2 hours anon.
>>76367795
So much for casual bukkake.
>Squanchy episode
Can't wait
>>76368252
All the characters except Rick look like Family Guy characters
It's why I didn't watch the show for so long
>>76373266
>two hours
>implying you're from japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jKf4hWoeR8
>>76374130
>>implying you're from japan
I never did, though. I live in Canada, EST Timezone. The fuck have you been smoking?
>>76369709
>split a ritalin
You need like three a day if you don't want to be a hack writer.
It's going to be shit you guys.
>>76374260
Evil book spell binds him
>>76374260
they split a ritalin for the pilot. learn how to read.
Post YFW no plot gets added and it's just a fun episode and literally nothing has happened this season
how long till the new episode?? 4min?
>>76369528
>Le Brazilian is special
>>76375150
one hour four minutes
>>76375106
do you really care about the "plot" of this cartoon?
>>76374091
And some of the characters look like those stupid Bitmoji things. The character design is mostly awful, the improv segments suck, and there are too many pop culture references in some episodes, but otherwise the show is very entertaining.
>>76375106
Were you watching the series?
1)Morty was revealed to have major built up tension, and anger management issues, and is questioning morality > Possibly leading into an Evil Morty/One True Morty development.
2)It's established that there is a super fastly advancing civillization inside Rick's car's battery, who may or may not eventually advance to the point where they can escape the battery and start taking revenge on Rick in the future.Peace among worlds, bro.
3)It's further established that Rick is afraid of his impending death, as shown by the fact that one of his bodies was pretty much ready to get into, to continue his adult life.
4)Just from the teasers for this episode, we know why he has a lot of reasons for this, which plays into the defense mode of the house in Total Rickall.
5)Einstien decided to Mess With Time.
What kind of things do you want to happen, if all of this does not qualify for progress?
>>76375007
The pilot was pretty weak, comparatively.
Point still stands.
>>76375106
Good. Maybe you lorefags will finally fuck off.
>>76375349
pilot was funny enough for me. i'll enjoy it cuz im not autistic
>>76375357
There's nothing wrong with lore in moderation
Is Christopher Lloyd ever going to guest star on the show?
>>76375591
>Turns out, once upon a time there was exactly one universe, instead of infinite.
>Rick buttfucked reality beyond replair, causing it to split into infinite alternate realities.
>Original Rick is slightly different, and is voiced by Christopher Lloyd.
>>76375591
>Doc and Mharti finally appear as alternate versions of Rick and Morty
>voiced Christopher Lloyd and Michael J Fox
Fund it.
>>76375349
Agree, weakest episode of the series. I understand they need to set the stage, but it is the worst of the bunch so far.
>>76375591
He should have been the voice of the 4th dimension police. Telling rick to quit fucking with time would be like when huey lewis tells marty his band is too loud.
>>76375681
>Lloyd talking about his shriveled and chaffed balls and the desperate need for Fox to lick them
>>76375349
>>76375709
"They're robots, Morty!"
Still the best line in the series and the moment the series convinced me.
>>76375709
Disagree because Interdimensional Cable exists but Morty having a seizure is what made me watch more for that sweet ass.
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams/live-simulcast-east
>>76375709
I think the way the Pilot was made might have been some sort of meta joke.
They made all their pre-season 1 promos as a parody of promos, how promos are inevitably going to misrepresent any show, and are pointless.
Hell, one of their promos was basically just using the craziest stuff from the pilot to demonstrate how promos are pointless and rickdicolous.
https://vimeo.com/81774089 < All Pre-Season 1 Promos.
If they don't play Weird Science do we riot?
30 minutes until the episode?
Playing it at airing time on suptv . org
>>76372888
oh, so it won't be streaming at.. yknow, the one that sounds a bit like the third one?
Dafuq you say bruh?
>>76375970
Why don't you look at the clock and see for yourself.
>>76376013
My clock says it's 5 AM now.
>>76373002
>They are MY cartoons, NO ONE ELSE'!
BAHAHA!!! What a fucking retard!
![Rick.and.Morty.S02E09.720p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv_snapshot_17.09_[2015.09.28_20.33.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WXHfqmB.jpg "Rick.and.Morty.S02E09.720p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv_snapshot_17.09_[2015.09.28_20.33.26].jpg")
>>76368292
>Stream
suptv dot org
>>76376205
>worry about not having a thread
>now i have three
>worry about which one is best
>what if one seems bad but that's because i have two others open
I really wish there was a stream that didn't use flash. It's so shit.
>>76376245
And then people bitch when someone makes a general for all this shit.
>>76376246
I use puffin in case I got nothing but my phone to browse or watch shit
>>76369028
Why would they bleep that out?
Is the Adult Swim livestream not working for anyone else? Not getting prompted for the comcast login or anything.
>>76369202
https://instagram.com/p/8VsUc1JNrR/?taken-by=rickandmorty
>>76376372
Works for me, using Cox. Try deleting your cookies and disabling adblock.
I'm not gonna miss these Family Guy lead-ins.
>they still make family guy
I can only imagine it'll end someday soon. Pretty sure every other McFarlane shit has been cancelled, it's just Family Turd left.
>>76376506
Boy have I got news for you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjXjqC-1Kvg
>>76376506
I believe TBS still makes American Dad.
And it's good.
>>76372888
Thanks.
>people already gearing up to hate it
yeesh
>>76376549
And Seth just released a jazz album too.
>>76376550
I heard the TBS run of AD is even edgier than the FOX run. But Seth won't end any show that keeps his friends employed.
What the fuck is this black and white thing
uh... black jesus?
>>76376586
Is gonna suck tbh fam
Are we live posting here?
So the GF stream often buffers frequently for me, if it isnt glitching every 30 secs or so (skipping back .5 secs at a time). I just paused the stream for several seconds, then unpaused, and it doesn't seem to stutter anymore.
Can anyone else confirm if this works, or is it just a coincidence that it's working better now?
>>76376550
Which is why Seth constantly shits on it, it's the only funny one of his shows
Or was, last couple seasons have been eh
>>76376586
wouldnt be /co/ without negativityquit crying justin
Fuck that was cool. Gotta love as
WE
>>76376549
God, is that main character voiced by Hank Azaria?
Since we didn't see Jerry I'm betting on him being left on Jerryboree
lets go niggers
Ohhhhh shit
>>76376627
ARE MALACHITE NOW
>Jerry, get a job.
>jerry get a job
already smiling
>the seasons over already
hold me /co/
;_;
>Jerry get a job
Off The Air is the shit.
>shipping jerry
hahahah
>No cute boys to ship Morty with
>There will never be a homoerotic episode with Morty ala Kaworu
>Rick not liking weddings
I wonder why???
>>76376633
well that explains that
>weddings are funerals with cake
Kek
I'm tired of Cyril and Jerry getting shat on so much.
I hope Colbert's character comes back tonight.
Anyone else not give a fuck about birdperson?
All this shitting on and kidnapping of Jerry better be redeemed by the end of the episode
Summer got all that titty meat hanging out
>summer has bigger boobs then her mom
>>76376701
He's right there anon.
In the battery.
>say what's in your heart
BETH WANTS TO FUCK EM
>>76376654
S2 was so bad compared to S1, I'm glad it's over.
>>76376699
>>76376699
Dont worry, there is a super Jerry
dirty dirty Beth
I'm disappointed that the majority of the opening sequence is scenes not actually in the show.
I squanch you, anon.
Hmm, they beat Jerry there. Weird.
>Everyone's dressed up but Rick
>>76376549
Why? What fucking point does he have to make? It looks shit in my persepective and it's made by him. I don't care anymore.
>>76376692
Here we go with the deathflags.
this nigga is full red pill
God who's worse at this point, Beth or Jerry?
[Insert complaints here]
How are they gonna do it, /co/?
>Still need a continuation with Abrodolf, Evil Morty, and Colbert's character
> all this shitting on jerry
> and he even literally gets shit out of a flying ball thing
We're gonna learn about Rick's wife, calling it now.
>>76376726
they almost all are
except for the Cthullu one
WHAT THE SHIT JERRY
>>76376730
I sqaunch you too anon
>>76376726
Happened last season.
Jerry....what the fuck are you doing?
>Tammy's parents are cool with it
So they're like native Americans with wings and from space.
>dem Guttermans
Did Justin steal those parent designs from Alex
FUCKING CHRIST JERRY SHUT UP
Jerry, you're fucking up.
Beth just confirmed she never went on adventures with Rick. Now people can finally stop saying she did.
why the hell do they keep making jerry so fucking lame?
Jerry, for fucks sake
>>76376742
lods of emone
Jesus fuck Jerry
Goddamn Jerry
Is that Six and Baltar?!
Frakking hell.
Alright, who does Tammy's dad's voice?
Seriously, Is Jerry Mildly Autistic?
>>76376753
Beth is a cunt who isn't nice to anybody
>>76372888
Thanks, anon
>There's nothing to run from or hide
happenin soon?
So I take it both english and alcohol are universal
>>76376782
jerry is the one who makes himself lame.
what kind of freedom is rick fighting for
>>76376768
Like in Flash Gordon
>it's a 'Rick is an alcoholic' episode
>>76376758
Season 3/4.
Let's be honest, fucking nothing is going to get resolved this season.
>>76376795
You should know the best
>>76376795
trying too hard
caring too little
>>76376763
>>76376766
I know, but there were plenty of scenes from the show in there as well.
>Rick backstory lore
Holy shit
>I have a lot of vodka
>Then I'll take that, I DON'T NEED THE REST.
Ice fucking cold.
Beth, why aren't you listening?!
>>76376778
Finally.
/co/ will lose its shit.
>>76376753
I sort of hate them both.
>We live in hiding
>We're terrorists
WHOA
WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THIS PLOT COME FROM
Everyone getting trashed oh yes
HAHAHAHA yes they're all galactic terrorists
ARE YOU FUCKING DRAMA-FIGHTING WITH A FUGITIVE TERRORIST?
birdperson is fucking killing me
>Terrorists
JESUS CHRIST RICK & BIRDMAN
>37 of the worst criminals in the galaxy
>Birdperson dropping all this fucking LORE
>>76376795
No he's just a dumb asshole and a bit disoriented.
>>76376820
>profane kissing
I wonder how many episode ideas have actually been influenced by Justin lurking in /co/
>oh shit i did make too many jerry/beth relationship episodes, ok hmmm how about if like jerry has to lose his dick for galactic peace or something
inb4 rick wanted to molt with bird person
>Rick backstory
Alright for once Birdperson is interesting for once with the terrorist shit
Really using up those licensed music bucks
>trail off
>ad-lib
HEHEHE
he actually had it written down
>rick was a freedom fighter
>(trail off)
>(crumple up)
S T R E A M ?
T
R
E
A
M
?
>Rick giving a speech
OH BOY
>>76376865
Dunno but they directly name-dropped /pol/ in one of the DVD commentaries.
>being nice is something people do to hedge your bets
he's right
>Oh Squanchy
>Bird person is my best friend
Shit...
