"Best Episode of All Time" edition
Old thread:
>>70879956
"Say Uncle" DL Link:
https://mega.co.nz/#!0A5RGQLK!5ZD_zZx7SeSD6rKSWcoUUK7Uh6S-R7GxU64kdaqD_Jk
HQ DL Links for Season 1:
mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg
Preview for next weeks episode: "Story for Steven":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONx3xH_8oD4
>>70884444
First for Steven farting.
![tumblr_nm8gbcxq5X1r3o9tmo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rw92G1P.jpg "tumblr_nm8gbcxq5X1r3o9tmo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>70884444
I keep hiding these threads but new ones keep showing up how many threads you people make a day?
WHEN WILL SOMEONE UPLOAD THE 1080 HD RIP OF SAY UNCLE WITH THE ENDING MUSIC?
i expected tumblr bitching, but i didnt expect this
>>70884444
>Steven protecting UG
Uncle Grandpa x Steven confirmed endgame.
5th for best villian
>you will never have Amy transform into your girlfriend/wife and try to sleep with you
>http://pastebin.com/GbWuapVF
>>70884444
Are they butt cheeks or shoulders, /sug/?Also, nice quadubs.
Xth for CN multiverse
![tumblr_nm7r1n8efA1sn7mxco1_r1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/g7jHWcW.png "tumblr_nm7r1n8efA1sn7mxco1_r1_1280[1].png")
>>70884471
use a filter nigga
>>70884458
>>70884458
>>70884484
Right that UG x Jasper story already.
you think mr. gus has an OTP?
>>70884444
xth for I want to protect that smile.
Nice quads.
>>70884471
Just filter '/sug/', man. Then come in and yell at us if we don't put that in the title.
![steven_universe__steven_fusions__by_rice_lily-d7m17eh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NYYU1Mg.jpg "steven_universe__steven_fusions__by_rice_lily-d7m17eh[1].jpg")
>>70884477
>If you headcanon Pearl as
THAT REALLY SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOUR PROBLEM THAN ANYONE ELSE'S
>>70884497
>Right instead of 'write'
Muh sides
>>70884487
Am I the only one who's not taking this list seriously?
>>70884477
Nice trip dubs.
This really is just "stop liking what I don't like" isn't it?
Post Jasper to save our souls.
>>70884471
>a typical /gfg/fag appears
>>70884499
Steven x Uncle Grandpa. And it's really hot.
>>70884499
Mr. GusitexRose
>>70884499
He secretly ships Pearl/Amethyst because he finds their interactions very relatable, but he would never admit why it feels so familiar to him.
>>70884505
>that stevarnet
>>70884517
no one takes cartoons seriously
>>70884489
Steven should poot more often.
Xth for Pearlception
>>70884505
>Pearl
>her elegance and nose:gone
>>70884491
Fuck, this would have been better with that one asshole last thread.
>>70884547
Don't you dare lie.
Rest in Pepperioni
>>70884527
>thinking fans of a more popular show hate you
>not realizing everyone hates you
SU fans are literally cancer
>>70884477
>this canon moment in a show makes my headcanon that has never been proven look ridiculous and that’s a bad thing and everyone should stop liking the canon moment in the show because of that
>>70884464
I want an episode of sugilite dance and sing, think sugar and co would have fun with it.
>tfw no lewd thicc gf
![tumblr_inline_nljmtjWU4e1rn66cp_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LEGmO2x.png "tumblr_inline_nljmtjWU4e1rn66cp_500[1].png")
>>70884559
>elegance
>gone
if anything she's thousands of times more fab than previously
>>70884562
What asshole? This is 4chan; you'll have to be specific.
Nth for GregxMrSmiley
>>70884574
>garnets dance for sugilite
The UG episode made me reconsider watching SU.
I admit that the first 4 or 5 episodes really turned me off to it, and Rebecca Sugar seems really fucking pretentious to me. What with trying to be a role model by making the "ultimate cartoon".
But I'm gonna give it another shot, and I'm gonna do my absolute best to ignore all tumblr autism surrounding it.
>>70884568
We used to be better. Once we were just figuratively cancer.
Then the stevenbomb came and ruined everything. The crossover shitposters didn't help either.
>>70884587
Where's the bara porn and fap fics?
![tumblr_nlg1ll6QUz1s4493xo1_r2_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0UruMc9.png "tumblr_nlg1ll6QUz1s4493xo1_r2_1280[1].png")
>>70884578
now if she fused with the mayor tho
THERE'S a dignified persona
>>70884582
that one guy ranting about plate armor
>>70884600
Don't. Trust me, this is the only good episode; every other episode is super pretentious.
Yth for Crystal Gem Sadie
When will Peridot return?
>>70884600
the first five episodes are legitimately bad. I was on the verge of dropping it, but then episode six won me over and it's only gotten better from there
the mayor/wayward vagabond substitutes for mayor dewey and runs beach city for a day
a fic by me, a faggot
>>70884610
Oh. I thought you were talking about that fartfag.
>>70884610
Where have you been for the last hundred threads? He was bad, but we've had far worse shitposters than him.
WHO /ssb/ HERE
>>70884629
Why can't Sugar make good episodes?
>>70884630
Pearl does look a lot like PM
>>70884635
Yeah, but I got that pic today :/
>>70884642
i'm feeling really nostalgic for ssb
i haven't played any since brawl
people are still hot on the new one, right? the one that's on the 3ds?
>>70884642
Hopper needs to be nerfed in the next patch
Tiger Millionaire's Return When???What if the production team can't afford him?
>>70884630
That pic is totally irrelevant. Everyone loves UG; just look at the catalogue.
>>70884606
Mr Smiley: gimme that murder cock
Greg: oh that's nice
>>70884629
The first five were world/character-establishing. It was purely new information, which might be the source of dislike.
>>70884668
It's not irrelevant with the magic of time travel.
It's just outdated.
>>70884477
Headcanon is fan bullshit speculation. Do people really try to pass off their projections as facts or something?
>>70884670
Fund it.
>>70884660
Speaking of which, Lucas and Mewtwo are joining in as DLC.
>>70884664
Tiger Millionaire underwent a business merger
>>70884670
>>70884596
I know that feel bro, not to down on the other gems but garnet is my cup of tea.
...It's only kind of because of her booty... I swear...
>>70884680
Still, UG is far more beloved than SU.
>>70884660
Yeah. They just announced DLC content the other day. I know you don't have one, but if you can try to play the Wii U one.
![tumblr_nm8h2advhR1ur6jeto1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YvZl8qk.png "tumblr_nm8h2advhR1ur6jeto1_1280[1].png")
1st for playing Attack the Light on PC:
You will require a Google account.
1. Download and install Bluestacks: bluestacks.com
2. Install Google Play Store in Bluestacks.
3. Purchase Attack the Light.
Mouse emulates touch interaction.
>>70884660
Yeah, it's on Wii U, also.
Mewtwo is coming out as DLC for $3.99 on April 28th, and Lucas is out sometime in June. This was announced yesterday, and everyone is freaking the fuck out.
>>70884721
Booty, you say?
>>70884444
>go to Paheal
>still no crossover porn
Why even live?
Battle Mode Alpha
>>70884722
They're both pretty equally beloved as far as ratings go, I don't see why this has to be a contest when they've literally teamed up.
>>70884728
Bluestacks is a huge piece of shit that doesn't work when you want
>>70884642
hopper ishop-tier
>>70884748
Because UG is obviously the superior show. Why would they degrade themselves by crossing over with Stupid Universe?
>>70884630
>Implying the SU fandom can do shit to UG
>>70884726Andy > Bluestacks
>>70884763
Oh, I see what you're going for now.
I think we already did this bit though.
>>70884748
It's because they've teamed up that there's a contest. Before it was Gravity Falls and before that it was Adventure Time.
>>70884622
I would pound that so hard till mind goes numb
>>70884773
This. UG would just fuck everyone up.
>>70884749
Not unless you have a shit PC.
Know a better Android Emulator?
>>70884735
who should fuck? maybe I can draw something
>Responding to the UG shitposter
I'm all for feeding trolls, but this has been going on for a very long time. It's getting a little tiring, to be honest.
>>70884746
The less impressive Battle Mode Beta
>tfw still no .apk download link
>>70884794
OUYA
>>70884797
Uncle G fucking Rose.
>>70884816
she'd probably vomit on you
>>70884487
I feel like their missing someone
>>70884797Uncle G x Steven
>>70884816
And get a restraining order against you
>>70884794
The fuck you running vista/Pentium 4? No one uses those anymore...
>Malachite is toxic when ingested, especially with water
>Onion's dad is a fisherman
>>70884816
She'd probably break down and cry for several hours, maybe puke up and scream and never want to see you again.
>>70884622
quality posts are so far apart lately. sadie is best human
>>70884834
Gumball, Johnny B, Mordo and Rigs, Otto, Sheep, Courage, Mike and Peebles.
>>70884622
She looks like Bee.
>>70884844
this looks like it was meant for another Anon, but:
i7 on a saber tooth p67 motherboard w/ GeForce gtx 650.
>>70884816
Unless your cum is that mexican sugar cream leche de sug or whatever, she would hate it.
>>70884867
That's not Uncle Grandpa
>>70884794
>>70884775
>>70884875
Cow and Chicken
>>70884933
Space Ghost
>>70884735
Why would you want this?
>>70884914
That anon said human, not god
>tfw you'll never be married to a soccer mom jasper
tumblr really doesn't understand parody does it?
>>70884946
THE PROBLEM SOLVERZ
>>70884464
that is a really ugly artstyle
>>70884965
>the amount of lewd in this....
>>70884951
Butthurt tears from dumblr, they spew shit about soggy knees and porn and other bs. And tears of people raging over said dumdum
>>70884951
Why not?
>Mr. Gus doing anal to Garnet
>Pizza Steven getting head from Amethyst
>Pearl riding Uncle G
>>70884914
>the one uncle grandpa autist is still around after the crossover
>>70884959
>newfags keep calling me anon
>>70884960
very little good tastes left
you fags are making me want to stop coming here
>>70884970
Tumblr really doesn't understand anything
>>70884970
tumblr is filled with way more actual twelve year olds then anyone likes to admit
>>70884973
It's meant to be emulating "squishies" or whatever, you know, those cutesy drawings of cats or dogs or whatever, I don't know what they're called but I'm picturing them pretty clearly.
>>70884983
>Pizza Steve being anything other than eaten by Amethyst.
>>70884970
>man dresses like a woman
>that means he's a transmisogynist
so all trannies are transmisogynists?
>>70884988
Well... it's anon or cunt. Chose one.
>>70884981
Which is why the next episode will suck. No bitch tears.
>>70884965
raver jasper when
>>70885020
just drag queens and crossdressers
>>70884960
> give you snacks after pelvis thrust practice
> after you finish she says breaks over and rips off your clothes for round 5
>>70884970
I mean, this makes somedecentpoints, but it takes it sofucking far ans seriouslythat it becomes silly.It was a non-canon parody show FFS, just enjoy it for what it was
>>70884988
Dude, just accept Uncle Grandpa as your lord and savior already.
>>70884970
This kid needs a fucking good ass beating
>>70884917
Does it work? Has anyone got it on PC?
Screencap?
>>70885020
I think it's the fact UG is doing drag/crossdressing and it's actually a transwoman ? I have no idea, but then again I'm not a transwoman so I have no idea how this works.
>>70884988
>you fags are making me want to stop coming here
Anon, make us a favor and kill yourself
>>70885049
I agree. Sour Cream needs a good kick in the ass.
>>70884988
>you fags are making me want to stop coming here
This just encourages people, cockslop. Remember that quite a few people dislike you and would be glad if you left.
>>70885037
> C'mon anon, I want you to make spreas my toes till I get a cramp!
>>70885071
I think he was refering to the asshurt tumblrite, anon
>>70885024
why not my name? the one i have had since nearly a year ago?
>>70885062
>anon
>make us a favor
i just... dont even want to respond anymore, you people are sucking the life out of me
>>70885098
Sour Cream still needs an ass whooping.
>>70884997
This. I mean, there are twenty-somethings on there that are about as sensible and coherent as a twelve year old, but I'd be willing to bet it is, in fact, mostly predictably immature young teens who take themselves far too seriously.We don't exactly give them the benefit of the doubt round here.
>>70884965
This pleases me
>>70885000
looks more like mars people to me
>>70885107
This episode is proof that UG can make even the nastiest shit look good.
>>70885060
I've got it on my Windows 7 desktop which I don't currently have access to. It works fine with several other game apps, but I can't confirm if Attack the Light works on it.
>>70885107
>Stephen
>>70884988
I'm glad you're leaving anon.
>>70884965
>>70885032
>>70885117
Someone post the other one, with the homeworld gems.
>>70885020
The idea is that it's transmysognisitc because it's treating "man is in a dress" as a punchline in and of itself.
Which is dumb because obviously the punchline is that you're being led to believe it's Rose, the person most appropriate to help Steven with his shield, but then it's actually not?
I mean if Rose was a big burly muscular dude then that's what Uncle Grandpa would have shown up as.
>>70885100
>i just... dont even want to respond anymore, you people are sucking the life out of me
Good!
>>70885100
Just write the Jasper x UG story and we'll be good.
>>70885107
But thenwhy are you even here? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>70885080
some people still like me...
>>70885137
no jasper though
>>70885139
Why is Rose so ugly? UG in her dress was more sexy than her.
>>70884988
If there is a Steven Universe, does that imply that there is a Steven Multiverse????///
>>70885100
>you people are sucking the life out of me
Nobody made you click your way over here buckaroo
>>70885149I have no idea who you are. Why do you have a name on?
>>70885149
nobody does anon.
>>70885164I want someone to draw Greg fucking UG who is dressed as Rose.
>>70885167
Yup. Sadly, Sucrose will never explore it.
>>70885171
Leaving the name on is egotistical, and defeats the purpose of an anonymous board.
There's nothing to respect about that.
No download link yet?
https://mega.co.nz/#!0A5RGQLK!5ZD_zZx7SeSD6rKSWcoUUK7Uh6S-R7GxU64kdaqD_Jk
Reminder that Steven is a furfag.
>>70885100
Holy shit doperope. Not even para was this dense.
You are generally disliked due to your often shit tastes and tendency to announce your opinion when it is unwelcome. Many people would like you to leave. Ergo, saying "Man, this sort of shit makes me want to leave!" will encourage that sort of shit.
>>70885215
>Falconkin
AHAHAHAHAHAHA YES
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B5vSGHuLDz2BV0lHeDZ6d21fOHM
>>70885211
wellyes, but was wondering if there was a point to it. Apparently not.
>>70885217
Okay.You got your response, does it feel good?
>>70885217
This episode more than made up for it. It was smarter than half the episodes.
>>70885231
He does lewd greentexts sometimes. That's about it. Other than that he goes around waving his shit opinions in everyone's faces.
>>70884970
>complains about another man dressed as a woman when rose is clearly a man dressed as a woman in the first place
these fucking people man
>mfw say uncle was actually the best episode
>>70885231
Namefagging should only be done for content reasons, not becuase you think your opinion has high value.
I namfag only when I have a new pic to share or to take requests, but never when commenting.
>>70884988
https://youtu.be/TAOSy4IxwuU
>>70885215
He did this drawing before reading the last book and knowing the bird would be transformed into a human.
>>70885219
Now that's plain rude
Post F to pay respect.
>>70885280
May his pepperonis be forever greasy in the big pizzabox in the sky.
>>70885256
Terribly written ones, not fun or lewd just bad.
>>70885235
yes but only because it exposed the stupidity of the general premise in the first place, and successfully juxtaposed the infantile desires of people who think that gender is somehow malleable and can be changed with the stupidity and silliness of a childrens show.
>>70885265
I hate that the rest of the episodes will never EVER live up to Say Uncle. It's really depressing.
>>70885298
>Rose Quartz's Final Form
>>70885302
Swallow a thesaurus on the way in anon?
>>70885265
I wouldn't go that far.
>>70885314
>>70885311
>>70885298
>>70884629
But Laser Light Canon is one of the best episodes.
>>70885280
Press 1no one will get this reference
>>70885314
it's called education, you should look into it
>>70885331
No it wasn't. That was when they introduced Greg.
>>70885302
I can tell you're the sort of person who thinks they're really smart.
Was this the first time the word "canon" was used that way in a cartoon?
Also
>That explains a lot.
>>70885349
I can tell you that you're not
>>70885325
>>70885302
Why are you so based anon?
>>70884587
>Greg x Smiley
Worst ship everSmiley would get wrekt by the murdercock
>>70885366
SLAYER
>>70885361
Yup. UG confirmed for smartest cartoon.
>>70885361
no. Simpsons and RvB have both used it too
>>70885343
Its called being pretentious, look it up
>>70885098
are you autistic or just stupid
>>70885347
Do you really think the "Greg is bad" meme is still funny?
>Swat Kats
Now that must have been a crazy adventure.
>>70885343
>>70885385
>With all that education anon still doesn't understand how not to be pretentious.
>>70885354
Steven sets up blind date for jamie, thinks Amy and gar are both great and only solution is sugilite.
Anyone has that pic of sugilite in a black dress?
>>70885385
Disestablishmentarianism.
>>70885396
It's true.
>>70885349
>>70885385
>>70885343
This isn't an academic or particularly formal environment. There's little reason to use sophisticated language here, and its use is to the detriment of others' ease of understanding your message.
>>70884604
now you're more literally a cancer, spreading all over /co/ with junk threadsgfg never did anything of the sort, at least they were a tidy containment general
>>70885420
>Disestablishmentarianism
>Not antidisestablishmentarianism
>Pearl states she hates food
>Loves pumpkin pie
>>70885449
When their general was banned they splurged into our thread.
/gfg/ is almost as bad.
>>70885302
>stupidity
>stupidity
>that vast vocabulary
Go read a book, kid.
>>70885364
That's exactly the sort of response I expected from you.
Using big words to be wrong is the most embarrassing thing you can do, and boy can you do it.
>>70884485
let's pretend it's an ass
>>70885461
She hates eating food, but according to the crew likes baking pie.
>>70885277
He's also 10.
>>70885461
Pearl likes the making of pie as an artistic endeavor, but she doesn't want to eat it.
>>70885364
> not telling anon that they're unequivocally uneducated
>>70885149I like you
So, anyone figure out what causes the level reset glitch in AtL? I don't wanna forge ahead just to loose it all.
>>70885502
stop responding to yourself anon.
>>70885302
Don't you have some donuts to sell, Lars?
>>70884816
>>70884830
>>70884843
>>70884851
>>70884912
>"Y-You want me to do what?..! Anon, you know how I feel about -- eating, and the answer's no.. [Caving internally] Oh anon.. fine, but just this once."
The only way this corssover would have been better is if I didn't knew there was a crossover coming.
the story boarding made it clear that Uncle Grandpa appearing in Rose's form was meant to be a fake out to take the audience by surprise (just like the T-100 revealing himself to be a Terminator and Arnold to actually be the good guy was shot in a way to be a big twist when arnold and the T-100 met for the first time, the movie is shot in a way to lead the audience to think T-100 is actually human and a good guy).
Please do NOT buy pointe shoes and use them for her cosplay unless you are a trained ballerina and have been given the okay by an instructor. It’s VERY dangerous. Without proper strength in your ankles you won’t be able to hold yourself up, you’ll likely end up snapping your ankles or causing permanent damage to your shins and/or knees. It will be incredibly painful as well, your toes will bleed and your ankles will be bruised by the end of the time. Medical risks aside, it is highly disrespectful to the community. We spend 3 years of training to get our pointe shoes, often longer if we aren’t strong enough by then. To be en pointe is a status sign that you’re a high level ballerina, so unless you are, don’t wear them.
However! You can buy split sole slippers and single sole slippers instead! They look very similar, won’t damage your feet and take no strength training to wear.
Here’s a discounted dance store for them http://www.discountdance.com/index.php
I recommend the Bloch leather flats with crossed elastics. They’re very comfortable and they have a fancier feel to them than canvas or single strap elastics. The canvas will hold up longer though. Also note the sizing is different than standard shoe sizing. A U.S. size 6 is equal to a 3.5. The shoes also take into account your width, measured A-D. To find your size click here! http://www.tutu.com/dwear_sizes_balletsh.html
Happy safe cosplaying!
>>70885461
Is that supposed to be a candy bar or something?
>>70885436
there's no reason not to either, I wont use txt speak to dumb myself down so I can fit in with the great unhosed. you know the message of tolerance and acceptance at the end of the episode seems to have flown over most people's heads here.
This episode was so fucking stupid. But for some reason I can't actually hate it, just slight dislike.
It's strange.
>>70885479
12 or 13, more likely.
>>70885531
Pointe shoes are fucking awful, they hurt like a fucking bitch to wear.
>>70885530
Oh well. Get over it.
>>70885531
what
>>70885532
think it's a punpkin flavored cake bar
>>70885531
was this a passive way of saying “don’t wear ballerina shoes, that’s cultural appropriation!!”
because that’s exactly how it reads
>>70885311
>>70885298
it's a fusion
>>70885343
>Iamverysmart
>>70885538
So you're not a complete lorefag.
>>70885537
>I don't care about being understood I just want to hear myself speak
nothing to see here forlks, just two sunny side eggs in a basket
