Gem High Edition
Joy Ride" DL Link:
https://mega.co.nz/#!wQRHkBjY!6_wrAt9PcbHAhQbcG2XaMjh8H61_LeySDTJpxrSOnD0
HQ DL Links for Season 1:
mega.co.nz/#F!9BNUCCwa!J9_aX6ujYueYWkePW0OLZw
Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Previews for next weeks episode, "Say Uncle":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I9x82bCFVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbBRnE8cR2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdqtVPh9DDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGYQL2btk7Q
first for lapis
>>70707281
Peridot a slut.
>>70707298
Them's fightin' words, pally.
What trope episode do you want SU to tackle most?
I love me some Grim Dark Future when the protagonist is either dead or removed from the timeline.
>Gems are locked away, humanity is wrecked, planet almost can't support life anymore and grizzled old space pirate Captain Connie's leading the charge against the Diamonds.
nth for Peridot
>>70707317
1v1 me, fgt.
8th for Rose best gem
xth for Connie Steven ffm 3sum.
>>70707261
Nth for the crossover.
Aivi & Sura OTP
>>70707317
Thankfully I'm a Warrior.Pally's suck
>>70707319http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParentalIncest
>>70707261
>gem high edition
Well I'd definitely play the shit out of a gem dating simulator.
Opal for best fusion
>First for Sexual Predator Jasper
>>70707319I hope they tackle the Tans Equals Gay trope.
>>70707396
FUCK YOU UNCLE FAGPA
>>70707431
>Thank you Uncle Basedpa!
Fixed.
Let's talk about this.
Someone did this.
>>70707426
Hairy legs, m8.
>>70707261
>>70707261
Are you ready for what will surely be the greatest episode in Steven Universe history?
Damn you Ronaldo, Update you fuckin blog.
>>70707395
Who is going to kiss who first?
>>70707426
i want to feel your legs
>>70707453
It's an Uncle Grandpa reference.
>>70707381
>>70707395
There was a pic of that
>>70707463
Connie will kiss Connie first. And right after they will rape Steven.
>>70707461
It would be the only good SU episode.
Remember to filter the worst tripfag of /sug/ MishaLover !!l14ghIzAV4y
Never filter the drawfriends
Always dismiss Parapinecone RIP
Always thank based Avery & based Madridista
Always thank based GEM FACT
Always praise Lord Sucrose
Never mind the shitposters
Never mind the vorefags
Engage with the lorefags
Always vote Mayor Dewey
Never mind the waifufags
Remember to WATCH OUT, CONNIE!!
Always check the archives
Never spoonfeed the newfags
Always wait for page 10
Don't eat up the image limit
>>70707408
hey now...we got far better in 5e...
>>70707381
Thats not how you spell____
>>70707462
Ron's been a /ss/nerson-enabler from the start.
I mean, only weekly updates? A true truth-seeker knows to update a least four times a day.
Like these generals.
Nth for qt Jasper.
Post more slut.
>>70707425
>>70707425
you are two arms far
>>70707508
What happened to Para?
>>70707484
This?or lewder?
>>70707462
he's too busy examining the remains of the Space Hand
>>70707454
That's a destabilisin'
>>70707406
I remember when people actually thought they broke up.
>>70707534
>>70707508
Are these our gem commandments?
>>70707538
Is there more?
>>70707542
LOL saved
Post some Perislut
>>70707381
>>70707538
>>70707563
NO!
>>70707453
Is a 2D representation of a infinite loop self contained hypercube
>>70707454
Anyone else thin it's weird that Ian made a Simsons post after The Return/Jailbreak?It's almost like he's telling us something
http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/113823039749/kcgreenn-abe-and-jasper-pal-around-remember
>>70707538
That was it
>>70707595
I would fuck fake Connie, no regrets.
>>70707610
But what does it mean?
Does anyone else think that Jasper isn't as "tough" as she makes herself look?
xth for redemption episode
>>70707653
The universe is constipated.
>>70707331
I've got it on a simple slideshow of my favorite pictures of her, no particular design - also I'm currently on a school computer - but they make the color theme of my windows turn green and I love it
Why 'Murica didn't send nukes to Jasper and Peridot?
>>70707691
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>70707669
I always imagined peedle's gem would be on her tongue.
>>70707426
>>70707653
this is a hipercube.
imagine the walls are continuously "growing" from the smaller cub to the walls of the outer cube, at the same time a new cube is already in the center, growing new walls, infinitely, yet never growing outside of the outer cube.
goddamn
>>70707537
Was caught dressing up his little brother like Peedee and molesting him, so he got sent to jail.
requesting Peridork Slutalot in this pose, for any drawfag around.
>>70707729
Interestingly, I saw a tumblr post about this. In Mosbter Buddies,we saw Centipeedle regenerating and her gem was no where on her back, giving credence that she as a Gem eyeball.
>>70707508
Someone screencap, these are pretty good words to post by.
>>70707783
Weren't arrested for creeping up on a random Indian girl? Reports say you called her Connie and wanted her "cunny".
>>70707802
eyes aren't a chakra point, gems only go on chakra points
>>70707751
S-so are the gems fourth-dimensional beings, i.e. reptilians, i.e.sneople?
>>70707802
Peedle's gem had an eye in it and made expressions, so obviously
>>70707600
Is that a one piece reference?
>>70707839
Is the nose a chakra point?
>>70707839
Wrong.
>>>/v/288639707
>>70707508
Remember thatHe ate the bones
>>70707802
>Mobster Buddies
Steven are you in a gang?
>>70707839
like the nose?
>>70707841
would explain how their technology and their personal gems work.
I mean, that freaking lion barf wormholes!
Why is Peridot so tsundere?
>>70707853
dat chakra points tho
>>70707625
he made this tweet almost a month before the premier
https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/567554534306611201
>>70707732
>>70707617
I... can actually hear Estelle saying Karl lines.
>I can't be doin' with this.
>>70707408
>>70707898
woops meant to reply to
>>70707839
>>70707751
Damn
>>70707610
I want to hear Pearl saying this.
>>70707720
The world is an anarchic utopia. The Gem Protectorate of Earth mobilized humanity to fend off the Diamond Authority invasion. The Diamond Authority lost and thus used their weapon of last resort to leave Earth uninhabitable to gems. Rose contained the storm in the Geode, but all but her closest friends were left uncorrupted. Gem influence on humanity receded and the centralization of authority evolved into a despotic empire. Humanity eventually revolted but was left with a deep cultural distrust of authority and power.
You can read it all on my blog.
>>70707898
I wouldn't want to be the one who has their gem in their butt.
>>70707905
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEEAAANNNN?
>>70707898
Maybe centipeedle gem's uncorrupted form is a cyclops.
Why does that hand-ship had Oxygen? I mean, Gems don't use it, and as far as we know the Gems are the only ones using them.
>>70707838
that sounds more like something misha would do
>>70707839
>>70707864
this
and
What about Garnet? Her gems are on her hands.
>>70707898
oh here we are. Maybe that is the case.
>>70707944
if there is one... it will likely be a tail. Or effectively a "tramp stamp"
>>70707946
It means STEP THE FUCK BACK, JASPER!
>>70707971
This tumblr post
>>70707802
Brought up that option.
>>70707508
Remember to believe in Steven
>>70707510
>implying 5e amounts to anything
>>70707919
>has a squire
Stay pleb Pally
>>70707974
Needed to keep Steven alive
>>70707982
Yeah, that's what the post was supposed to mean.
>>70707974
Because it's just a TV show and you should really just relax.
>>70707974
And why do the Homeworld gems speak English?
>>70707999
I have seen plenty of art with her having one of her eyes as the gem, but none with the gem being her only eye, centered on her face.
>>70708029
wheredoyouthinketc.jpg
>>70708052
And why do their hands look just like human hands? Or is the ship just an illusion just like their actual hands?
>>70707453
more evidence to support the hyper cube hypothesis.
>>70707800
Hope you enjoy it.
>>70708052
Homeworld was officially a colony of the British Empire until 1976.
>>70708056
>not getting the reference
>>70708055
I could have sworn there was art if that floating around here.
>>70708076
And why do they have boobs if they don't have babies?
>>70707974
Gems don't need to breathe, but sound doesn't travel in a vacuum so you can't talk to one another without air.
Also we know gems don't need to breathe, but we hear them gasp and pant a lot so it's probably easier to get by if you can breathe.
I've never watched this cartoon before, but I've seen pictures before and I think this girl looks cute so I attempted to 3D model her head. Is she as sweet as she looks?
I wish I were better at modeling characters.
>>70708085
Jesus, anon, I'm at work.
>>70707974
Well, either Stephen can live without oxygen (which would make sense give his adventure into space with Pearl), or they had oxygen flood the ship so Stephen could survive the trip to the Gem homeworld.
Also, Gem homeworld must have a similar element makeup to earth, since they call each other by the same names humans call actual gems.
![[laughs externally].gif](https://i.imgur.com/k8aLF76.gif "[laughs externally].gif")
>>70708115
>Is she as sweet as she looks?
>>70708103
Yeah probably, I just haven't seen any or heard of it iirc.
>>70708115
Uh...
>>70708085
So lewd.
>>70708115
>Is she as sweet as she looks?
No
Oh, Perislut, I love you.
>>70707841
Gems are Level 8 beings, a worker society thought of being incapable of organization by their creators until it was too late for them (the creators)
>>70708115
Send the hair as a TF2 hat. You'll be rich.
>>70708135
He needs oxygen. Hence Steven having to hold his breath while in the space pocket in Lion's mane.
>>70708115
Watch Uncle Grandpa instead.
>>70708052
Don't you mean, why do humans speak Gem? They've been around longer, they could have introduced it.
>>70708085
YOU FCKNG CASUAL!
Requesting more Peridork
>>70708190
Reminds of a little joke fromDoctor Who.
>>70708135
>misspelling the name of the title character
not sure if troll or just stupid
>>70708085
>>70708021
it does.
> Sorcerers and Wizards have clear differences. One having fewer but huger spells (Sorc gets Metamagic), the other being a magical swiss army knife (wizards get higher spell selection)
> Paladins not lawful stupid anymore, instead follow an oath path.
> Dual wielding is far more feasible now than it was in 3.5, albeit rangers, fighters, monks, and rogues will be better at it due to class features.
> no more feat taxes. Feats are there but fewer and less necessary.
> CoDzilla got nerfed thanks to how buffs were changed (a lot fewer stack)
I could go on, but see for yourself.
>>70708189
This must be the image for the next /sug/ thread
>>70708215
Ask and you shall receive.
>>70707943
Ronaldo, are Jews and Gems the same thing?
>>70707943
>>70708115
Nah, she's quite insane, actually.
>>70708234
This picture is the only good thing from SU.
>>70708085
We shall name her Peridoot.
>>70708215
>>70707919
>Playing Pally
>Not relying on human will and the power beating ANYTHING by hitting it hard enough
warriors ftw
>>70708052
They don't speak English. They speak the perfect language, so above ours that we automatically understand it as English...
fuck this, Its magic, I dont have to explain shit!
![Courage+the+cowardly+dog+was+anyone+else+freaked+the+fuck_fab1e1_4330636[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tnEFkXH.jpg "Courage+the+cowardly+dog+was+anyone+else+freaked+the+fuck_fab1e1_4330636[1].jpg")
>>70708189
>>70707800
The artist went too detailed on her face and hair and made her not look like herself. Should have kept it simple.
>>70708304
nice...
>>70708314
Not magic, science.
Badger here. Ya'll want more sexual predator Jasper or what? Or anothrr gem?
Who bets that Steven will be gay for Uncle Grandpa?
>>70708351
Yes.
>>70707261
This is still my favorite Jasper picture. Goddamn it it is good
>>70708347
any technology advanced enough is indistinguishable from magic, so I'm not explaining anything!
>>70708389
>Ronaldo knocks Peridot out with a potato
>ties her up to a chair in the lighthouse
>interrogates her about the Diamond Authority
>>70708085
12/10 my laptop is full of cum
>>70708354
He's not a little brown girl though
>>70708157
>death to Wahhabits
That's a nice Soviet-Afghan wartime artifact you got there.
>>70708085
>>70708444
Potato weapon too hax. Plz nerf
Guys
Guys listen,
If there was a gem based on petrified wood, do you think it's gem would be over theroot chakra?
Do you think it' possible that Ronaldo and Peridot will team up in some way? Or that Ronaldo is hiding her? I think there is a lot of set up that Ronaldo is a season 2 villain...
>>70708234
Looks like that fusion blew a fuse
>>70707508
You know I had never filtered a tripfag before, but I finally listened to you and filtered Misha and the overall enjoyment I get out of /sug/ has gone up a lot.
>>70708236
So let's compare it to Pathfinder
>1: Both systems are still D20-systems. They're equally "old."
>2: Make Archetypes less impactful, meaningful, and diverse. This is somehow better?
>3: Pretend "low magic" hasn't always been an option. Continue to cut options and diversity.
>4: I heard players HATE leveling up and growing. Also, pretending the 'Slow' XP track doesn't exist.
>5: Pretend GMs can't limit player options. Again, Less options = more good, somehow?
>6: Pathfinder has a Hero Points system, allowing the GM to award Roleplaying with a mechanical bonus. 5th edition has an inspiration point system... allowing the GM to award RP with a mechanical bonus. :l
>7: Backstories: A compelling new element to the RP world. If you're into that stuffI kind of am
>8: Remove depth, options and choices from races. This makes them better, again, somehow mysteriously.
>Preview of DnD 6th edition: Human only, no leveling up, no magic items
>>70708444
While I like the art and the concept is amusing...what the hell is with the fad of changing characters personality completely? Unless it's not the character they like, but the design? I don't know...
>>70708477
Steven wants that Uncle G D.
>>70708189
>>70708317
YOU'RE NOT PEARLFECT
>>70708494
No. It would be over theirinsert penis pun here.
>>70708501
>Ronaldo and Peridot become Mulder and Scully
YES
>>70708525
take the edition wars to /tg/ guys.
>>70708224
He is both. He is Misha.
So this is fusion power, huh? Not bad... Not bad at all...
>>70708525
Stop ending all your statements with rhetoricals anon, it's annoying.
>>70708556
>>70708525
Wait I missed something are you for or against pathfinder?
>>70708312
>Not becoming a living instrument of divine JUSTICE
Bad guys gotta pay.
>>70708599
Steven and Jasper make the best "mama bear and cub" duo
>>70708652
Aww. Das purdy.
Now, seriously. Why are there no moms in SU?
Except Connie's and Sadie's and the scrapped Fryman's, everyone's mom is missing.
Why do you think that is?
reminder that you will never get to hold you waifu
reminder that the only way you will ever be with your waifu is to make a tulpa
reminder that tulpa's rarely turn out the way you want
reminder that you will never have your waifu
>>70708556
>tfw watching this episode right now
it's destiny
>>70708705
>>70708141
>>70708157
>>70708161
>>70708279
Oooh, interesting. If I had to have guessed, I would've said that she's as sweet and naive as Starfire from Teen Titans. Is she the good kind of insane?
>>70708170
Haha, I bet.
>>70708179
Ok
>>70708189
:D
>>70708715
>why are there no moms, aside from the moms?
>>70708652
>>70708705
Jasper keeps mixing up "cub" with "bitch".
>she will never fight to protect your smile
>>70708652
My heart. It can't take it.
>>70708652
>>70708705
This Jasper redemption stuff is really fucking cute.
>>70708715
The Murdercock lost his Gem whore, so sacrifices has to be made.
>>70708705
It's the perfect "What if Shere Khan raised Mowgli" scenario
>>70707508
>not telling everyone to filter me
im not sure if it was an oversight or intentional
>>70708742
Read the rest of the post fagit
>>70707408
LOK'TAR OGAR! BLOOD AND THUNDER!
>>70708763
The question is...who's next?
>>70708746
She will do the opposite of that, she will beat you to a blood pulp and rape your dead body.
>>70708720
What is Tulpa? Someone explain this word to me, please
>>70708705
>>70708801
kek
>>70708801
FOR THE HORDE!
>>70707554
Where's the rest?
>>70708715
>Everyone forgets that Nanafua is Kofi's mom
Why?
>>70708842
An imaginary friend of some sort.
>>70707916
>Alright
Oh my god I can hear it too.
>>70708855
That ass don't quit, and neither do thosedubs
>>70708864
Grandma oversight.
>>70708893
>>70707631
I guess she really did know what Steven wanted
>>70708737
WE HAVE ENTERED HELL
>>70708908
2bara4me
>all this d&d talk
>WoW talk
This is /co/, right? Have a Jasper in a pretty dress.
the people need to know.
>>70708908
>>70708887
>Peridot attempts to infiltrate the Crystal Gems
>she puts a crying waffle sticker over her gem to try to fit in
Does anyone know what kind of real-world gem Centipeedle is supposed to be?
>>70708855
>>70708801
>>70707408
>implying gems would play wow with you faggots
>implying they wouldn't laugh at you for wasting your pathetically short lives
stop projecting "GAMER GRILL XD" onto peridot, she is becoming worse than pearl because of it
>>70708959
>>70708166
Which is best?
Preggydot
Ampudot
Shortstack Peridot
>>70708798
but why are there no other gems, aside from the Crystal Gems and the Homeworld gems and a few corrupted gems?
>>70708954
>Believe in the heart of the gems!
>>70709003Angrydot
>>70708996
This is cannon now.
>>70708842
Basically, it's an imaginary friend that you create via meditation that becomes so real that you can actually see it, hear it, and in some cases, feel it. However, it takes a lot of time and effort to create one.
>>70707281
>>70709017
I feel like all these images of Jasper playing video games is going to end with a picture of Garnet and Jasper fighting at the finals of EVO 2015.
I need more baby steven with gems pic
>>70709017
>n64 controller
>not holding it by the joystick handle
>>70709003
>shortstack peridot
I need to see this.
Ampudot is also nice.
>>70708842
>>70708868
its more than that.
>>70707993
I have the weirdest fascination with Suplexes.
>>70709076
is this a reference to something
I mean besides the Zelda stuff
what's with those tattoos
>>70709087
>>70709111
>>70708986
Jadeite
Kunzite
Nephrite
Zoisite
>>70708988
ur a fgtcasul lolol
>>70708959
>>70707974
>I mean, Gems don't use it, and as far as we know the Gems are the only ones using them.
Wait, I thought in the episode with Lion Pearl told steven that gems DO need oxygen? Or was she just saying that Steven needs oxygen?
In any case, air probably got in the ship when they landed on earth and opened the ship.
>>70709087
>Now kid, when you grow up you're gonna wanna get "The bits". The rest of the fries are just a scam.
>>70709152
>Two Best Gems Play
>>70709141
DANGER'S COMING, LOOMING LARGE SO WHO'S GONNA TAKE A STAND
