S01E13 - Waiting For The Man
Detective Jim Corrigan asks John and Zed for help with a case involving a missing girl; Papa Midnite plots his revenge; the truth behind the rising darkness is revealed
Welp this is it, /co/
>the truth behind the rising darkness is revealed
Fucking CloudSeid again?
I hope they at least have an ending that serves as a decent resolution, rather than a massive cliff hanger that may never be resolved.
thanks
Stream? How long until it starts?
>>69469668
'bout 45 minutes.
I forgot this was on tonight until I saw this thread.
>>69468891
>Season
You must surely mean series finale, yes?
Because Constantine sucks.
>>69469835
Can't you let us dream?
>>69468891
Gimme dat Papa Midnite.
What are the odds of it being cancelled? There's still hope, right guys?
>>69470345
>there's still hope
Get out of here, Superman.
Just about to make one if there wasn't a thread.
SO FUCKING HYPE AAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHH
WE PAPAMIDNITE NOW
WE RISING DARKNESS NOW
>>69469835
Oh, look at this tough guy!
(sigh)
...kids this days...
If this is our last time together as a watch thread I just want to let you know that it was kind of fun I guess. Sure it wasn't all that lively and we didn't always have the hype that other watch threads generate but at least I had something to read during commercials.
>>69469456
>>69469835
>What is the SyFy Channel?
>>69468891
Stream is where?
>>69468891
>season finale
More like series finale
Keep hanging in there, Constantinebros. We're on your side.
Love,
GLTASbros
Made it back in time.
>>69470651
From where? Banging my mom?
Less then a minute to showtime.
THE END IS NIGH
here and here we go.
IT BEGINSIT ENDS
>>69470697
and still no stream
>>69470674
Haw, I wish.
Had to go to the store for cheap beer. Can't watch Constantine with out beer.
It's a blood moon
BLOOD MOON
>>69468891
Bump for a story time
HOLY FUCK THIS IS HELLBLAZER #4
This series was fun while it lasted boys. Anybody have the picture of Matt Ryan sitting in front of the grave that says Constantine on it?
What the hell is going on with these rednecks?
Who are these semen demons?
>>69470736
Oh no, I never read it.
qtredhead
>rapetime?
>>69470737
There's a very good chance SyFy will pick it up though.
Brides of fucking Satan.
>>69470739
OMFG THIS IS FROM HELLBLAZER 4 THE DUDES A VAMPIRE AND JOHNS NEPHEW GETS KIDNAPPED BY HIS "BRIDES"
This dialogue is straight from the comic
>>69470739
Undead jailbait brides.
>>69470753
That sucks. I don't get SyFy.
>cop dies before the opening credits
And we're off.
Specter when?
Is this the beginning of the end?
>>69470808
And the budget will drop to nothing.
>Spectre co-designed from jim seagel
Can't wait
>corrigan flirting with zed
SHE SAW IT
The spectre isgoing save the day.
>>69470841
Syfy has had shows with decent production value. The movies are low-budget but that doesn't necessitate the shows are.
>>69470819
Soon.
Oh shit there's the hood.
Gary turned into the Cryptkeeper!
>>69470841
SyFy series have pretty decent budgets m8. Where do you think all that moolah they make off of their crappy TV movies like Sharknado goes?
Gary!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WERE GONNA GET FUCKING
SPEEEECCCTTREEEE TONIGHTT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Papa don't play.
>volunteering
WE CRYPTKEEPER NOW
>>69470842
you saw that too????
who was gary again?
I love creepy rednecks
>>69470918
The guy who let that demon out and John tricked into being sacrificed to kill it.
>>69470898
>>69470939
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>69470976
This is the second time that's happened bro.
So was Hellblazer #4 about redneck Dracula/satanist?
>>69470990
I never saw a still image of it before. In the show it just didnt register. Im a retard I know.
LUNG CANCER
>Mentionimg lung cancer
Dangerous Habits next season?
Manny's got a taste of mortal sex. He's gonna fuck Zed.
Manny!
>>69471006
Yes. The three girls married to him bringing in the fourth was the crux of the plot.
>>69471069
No they're n--
>Do you like pickles?
>I love pickles
OH FUCK NO!
Oh shit, Manny is falling and he's the one who will betray John.
>>69471096
FUCK
How are they gonna fit all this in 40 minutes?
#ConstantineFinale trending worldwide
>>69470598
Welp, not using that toothbrush again.
>>69471096
NOOOOOOO
>>69471096
Seems too obvious to me. He was lured into agreeing with the fallen angel, then John forced him to become human and now sexual innuendos?
It probably will be him but I hope it's not.
>>69471127
How do i use twitter and add to that? Say something about it and add the hashtag to the end of it?
Dat spell tho
>>69471145
It would be partially John's fault, though. Which would cool.
>>69471165
Yes.
pickles
>>69471165
Yep.
It's probably just the accents, but I keep thinking True Detective.
>>69471171
Manny is just as much of a user as John. Zed is just another tool for Manny to use. Like he said, he can't do things because of the rules, but he can use Zed and John.
Time for Zombie!
>>69471223
What are you blathering about? I mean, if he's falling, it's probably at least partially because John tricked him into being a human last time.
SPECTRE!
>>69471261
I'm saying, in a round about way, that I don't think Manny is falling.
He went straight for the balls
>>69471283
Well then who close to John will betray him?
>That point-blank headshot
DAYUM
>tfw qt girl won't go out with you because she knows you're gonna die soon
>mfw
O SHIT
CORRIGAN JUST FUCKING SHOOTS HIM
>>69471171
>It would be partially John's fault, though. Which would be typical.
Ftfy.
>>69471312
Obviously Zed.
I wouldn't call John and Manny "close."
>Delano street.
Clever, I like it!
>Delano st.
>>69471349
>>69471350
What's the reference?
>>69471343
Manny has been hanging around John a lot longer than Zed.
>>69471325
That was my point. The more bad shit John does, the less faggots will complain about this show.
>Go, my tooki bird. Peck John Constantine's eyes out.
>>69471312
Gary's last words to john as the crypt keeper was that he was sorry. Its probably something he did.
>>69471358
he was the first writer in Hellraiser comicbook series.
>>69471370
Manny has been USING John longer then Zed.
still not "close to John."
>>69471358
Delano was one of the writers for the Hellblazer comics.
Anyone else getting ridiculously complicated captchas right now?
>>69471406
my eyes bleed
>>69471406
yeah.
waiting for season finale final scene showing spectre
Fuck the voice
>>69471382
Fucking Gary.
This shot in the car seems visualy cool
love the crow
Either there is some major mind control mojo here or this bitch is dumb as a post and kinda deserves this.
So.../co/...
Do you want to marry The Man?
>>69471485
There's some really obvious fucking mind control going on.
>>69471485
Seems a bit like vampire seduction magic.
When she woke up she didn't remember anything and was freaking out
>>69471485
She's a scared lonely girl who's being peer pressured by pretty girls.
>>69471406
Nah. Captcha keeps wanting me to pick out cakes and pizza and shit.
Is it me or the color palets have improves this last episode
>>69471488
Fuck that, I want to be The Man.
>wat u name is boo
This is an exceptional kind of redneck
>Blood moon
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
>>69471488
Yes.
>>69471557
Who doesn't want a harem of jailbait brides?
It probably was just the corpse, althought I'd hope John really got shot down.
>>69471557
You wanna be a satanic cajun?
its ogre
goddannit midnite
Oh snap, they all disappeared
Wut
RIP John
Welp series over, good run, folks.
>>69471570
Sounds very Cajun to me.
>>69471613
Imagine that's just how the episode ended, and it never got renewed for a second season.
That animation commercial was kinda cool.
Guess John's right....smoking didn't kill him.
Screw off Network Censors.
Well, it was a fun series while it lasted, see you all next adaptation!
Season 2 is john trapped in dr fate's dimension and meeting klarion
save this post
Nice knowing you John.
>>69471652
The golem's face when fuck this
Jesus John.
>>69471485
>Either there is some major mind control mojo here or this bitch is dumb as a post and kinda deserves this
Gee, doyathink?
>>69471609
>Oh snap, they all disappeared
They arebound ghosts.
It is kinda obvious if you know, but only in hindsight.
OH
MY
GOD
Ninja magic!
THATS CON MEN SHIT
Damn that was a great scene.
>>69471638
>Imagine that's just how the episode ended, and it never got renewed for a second season
That would have been very awesome, in a Dresden Files way, this was awesome in a Constantine way.
I was watching Spartacus and completely forgot about this.
SIMMAH DAWH NAW>>69468891
>"Oh come on now, why you go 'n do dat?"
>More than 100 posts in less than one episode
SEASON 2 CONFIRMED
We need a beeman and balthazar like characters
>>69471509
So much for the powerful mind mojo. Looks like she was just being a dumb bitch until she realized...hey, crazy satan-guy.
>>69471785
Seriously this is the fastest I've ever seen a Constantine talkback move.
YOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH FUCKING SHIT SON
LTES GO JOHN CONSTANTINE
>>69471588
It was me, Berry. I took your childbride's innocence.
>>69471598
>Who doesn't want a harem of jailbait brides?
I like 'em a bit more lively, thanks.
>>69471802
Fear is a powerful thing.
Man, I haven't had KFC in a while. Kinda want some now
>Butt-strokes Papa Midnite
>steals his magic gun
>and the extra ammo
FUCK YES
>>69471842
fuck me 2. Yo you wanna go?
>>69471856
Yeah dude, I'll meet you there
>Liam Neeson's new movie is about protecting his son
Seth Meyer's mom was a teacher. The more you know I guess...
>>69471856
Can it wait until the show is over?
>>69471509
I dontkno...when I send my pack of creepy jailbait out to hunt, they always have scared, innocent children following them home willingly.
Maybe she just really wants to marry a stranger-isn't that a reality gameshow right now?
>mine's bigger
I bet she smells nice.
>>69471842
>>69471856
>mfw I'm eating KFC right now
I don't suppose you gents are interested in popcorn chicken, are ya...?
>>69471878
Run all night: Taken, alt. dimension with a son and not a daughter.
By the way, what's up with Constantine visibly smoking in this episode? Isn't that banned?
>Zed just beating him
Based
>Corrigan still not dead
HE IS VENGEANCE
Jeez, don't piss off Zed.
BRAVO JIM
Damn
>>69471947
>By the way, what's up with Constantine visibly smoking in this episode? Isn't that banned?
No.
>Papa found with the cop/guard body
heh
Why is Jim still not dead?
JIM GODDAMN FUCKING CORRIGAN MOTHER FUCKERS
SPECTRE STYLE!!!!
Good riddance
>>69471785
I don't think we have that kind of power.
Watch him die as soon as he leaves
The Spectre: Cock Blocker
>five minutes left
>Corrigan still not dead
>mfw jim was dead the whole time, and flies off at the end of the episode
JOHN CUCKSTANTINE.
The angel is going to be the source of the rising darkness, isn't he...
Here it comes.
>>69471946
oh please sir
Oh shit Many what the fuck?
Are they going to make out now?
>>69471946
literally half the time you go they're like "we don't have that anymore"
ZA WARUDO
MANNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
EVERYONE WHO SAID MANNY WASN'T THE BETRAYER BTFO
MANNY
YOU DICK
Called it!
DAMN IT MANNY!
>MANNY NOOOOOO YOU FUCKING FUCK
sheeeeeiiiitttt
And then the series gets cancelled.
>cliffhanger
SyFy pls
I was Right!
WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!?!?!?!?!
>Last episode
>No resolution
And evil wins
>the brujeria work for me
FUCK MAN
FUCK, HE DIDN'T FALL. HE WAS ALREADY FALLEN.
IT'S NOT JOHN'S FAULT. FUCK MANNY
>THE BRUJERIA WORK FOR ME
That's what you get when you trust an angel John.
>Manny was Fallen this whole goddamn time.
>finale came and went
>still no fucking Spectre
>>69472130
Well, he got laid last episode...tends to be a bad omen for angels to screw, nephallim aside.
>tfw no trailer for the next episode
God dammit, this show better be renewed or picked up by another channel. It can't end like that.
How is Manny fallen? Haven't they already been shown to have black wings?
So, how do we kill an angel?
>>69472193
Season Finale numbnuts.
>>69471717
>ghost harem
Called it.
>>69472207
This is obviously God's plan, anon.
>>69472198
But it Totally should do!
>>69472212
rip out its heart or cut off its wings
>>69472207
Imogen didn't get black wings until she chose to reveal herself to them.
>>69472207
He's fallen but he wasn't struck down/ sent down to Hell unlike Ingrid or whatever her name was.
>>69472207
One. One has been shown to have black wings.
>>69472207
Lucifer wasn't fallen when he started rebelling against God, only when God cast judgement.
> tfw #BIESTFIGHT
None of you are Grimm fans, but I sure am. Been watching since s1.
>>69472215
I changed scene to trailer, but i didnt change episode to season. Calm down
>>69472253
I watch.
>>69472207
The girl had white wings that whole episode until the end. It doesn't mean anything.
>>69472251
What if Manny is actually Lucifer?
>>69472253
Me 2
>>69472286
I kinda assume he is. That also gives John a connection to Lucifer for the Dangerous Habits arc.
finished watching this if they don't get renewed i'm going to lose my shit
>>69472193
Hasn't been picked up/renewed
No money to film
No money, no dailys
No dailys, no preview
(No filmed episodes, no chance of it being picked up-sorry Charley, party's over.)
>>69472284
>>69472241
I thought that was because she had a feather pulled out. They went right to black when she got it back.
So do we have any idea when NBC is gonna actually come out and say they're cancelling it?
>>69472286
> tfw white people begin blaming SJWs for Lucifer being black.
That will be an interesting kind of feel. On one hand, they'll be for it, but on another, they'll say the Jews are pushing an agenda.
Can't wait until /pol/ makes threads about Lucifer being a blonde, blue eyed Aryan man.
>>69472253
I like the show, but I continue to be fucking baffled at how the whole "oh no, I've become a hexenbiest" thing is even a fucking problem, since it could be pretty much resolved with a quick conversation and Nick cutting open a thumb or something.
>>69472248
This is /co/ we make headcanon from less than one example and scream and complain about retcons when the creators "change things."
Accept it.
>>69472337
THEY DON'T WANT TO CANCEL IT!
They're reportedly impressed by its intense fan support and social media presence.
They want to move it to Syfy for that reason. Doesn't need to hit mainline NBC numbers and it could be darker and renamed Hellblazer.
>>69472330
I think before that she disguised herself as good so that the dying guy would grab on to her, but I'd need to watch it again to be sure.
>>69472314
John wouldn't be worth the Big Guy's time.
This John never tricked the First of the Fallen into drinking holy water, they probably haven't even met...yet.
>>69472421
Did they actually say they're going to move it to SyFy? I thought that was just speculation.
>>69472347
I really like that subplot, but I'm worried that they'll detract from the main plot revolving around Nick.
>>69472421
Tell them to announce something already.
>>69472452
That's probably my favorite Hellblazer moment.
>>69472454
They're discussing it officially
>>69472454
Just google "Constantine".
All the news results are interviews with people involved with teh show talking about how it "'doesn't feel like the end" and how they're all really hopeful it'll go on.
We have a legitimate shot here.
>>69472485
Again, I really hope they decide to keep it on the network instead. Mostly because I don't get SyFy.
>>69472485
Can we get some sort of sauce?
I've seen this rumor posted before, but nothing to back it up.
I wasn't aware Syfy was owned by Turner Broadcasting.
>>69472253
I was but I got bored of it.
PLEASE NBC PLEASE
>>69472527
You have the internet though. You can get it from streaming sites.
>>69472537
SyFy is Comcast owned like NBC is. It would allow the same people to transition over without too much trouble.
>>69472537
It is owned by NBCUniversal Cable
>>69472548
You are breaking me heart Anon...
>>69472421
Source please!
That would be awesome...except the only shows SciFi ever had a decent budget for were partnerships with other networks.
Seriously, do you have a source for that rumor or are you just speculating as to their motivations.
>>69472347
I only started watching again due to Constantine....why exactly is being a witchbeast a problem? Besides the fact that he cured Adinline, it's not like they eat puppies, or even have dangerous urges, like his sidekick the Wolfman...couldn't she just not use the powers that apparently take long training to use anyway?
Isn't it kinda bs to become a vessen anyway, even with curses and stuff?
>>69472482
It's a classic.
Makes a lot of top ten lists.
>>69472616
FUCKING GOOGLE
God damn it. Why are people so ridiculously lazy?
