New episodes tomorrow
Neat
>Pearl x Amethyst is Canon
Do the gems resent Greg for the role he played in Rose leaving?
Third for best character.
>>68887177
I like this a tiny bit better than Pearlnet, because I really hate cuck tier shit like that.
>>68887221
Probably, but they don't hate him.
>>68887221
I'm sure Pearl does. Amy seems to like him though.
>>68887221
They probably resent Greg "Mudercock" Universe but they have Steven so that kinda balances it out.
>>68887177
How do you figure, sports fan?
Hey guys let'sdiscuss the show!
>>68887309
Do you think Lapis, Peridot, and another may show up in "The Return?" Who will Steven get to help him save the day?
Threadly reminder that /ss/ has a negative chance of happening, that is, it is certain that steven will begin to like pearl (worst gem) less and less over the course of the show.
>>68887309Episodes for an filthy non-merican where?Also why is the only pale, blue eyed and blond haired character the most secretly evil.
>>68887333
I think Lapis will return. And become a permanent fifth member. That would be cool.
>>68887309
im gay
Are Gems bodies(not the gems itself) immune to bullets?
Yeah I know Garnet was stabbed with holopearls sword, and was force to regenerate.
But holopearl also cut a tree in half with a balloon so I don't think that counts.
>>68887253
>cuck tier shit
>cuck tier
>cuck
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>68887361
>Yeah I know Garnet
wtf is wrong with me? I mean pearl.
>>68887361
>cuck
>Oh yeah you like that white boi big strong black man (garnet) is dominating your white woman the white seed is gonna go extinct to the superior black seed
That's basically all I see when I see Pearlnet
>>68887410
then you have problems m80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AdzjsZJebs
This is great.
>>68887333
I'm hoping for Lapis to help Steven out after he finds her in the same prison the gems are in. It'd honestly be the perfect place for them to team up, since I doubt a gem prison would contain very much water.
>>68887410
lol weirdo
>>68887436
>AMV
>great
pick one.
>>68887338
Well the porn is already there, sorry faggot.
>>68887309
What is the best SU OST, and why is it Desert Glass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfQY_TW3fmA
>>68887457
>>68887487
It's based on a goddamn song by Estelle you shitlords. Read the description.
>>68887539
>shitlords
>>>>/tumblr/
>>68887539
>song by Estelle
>>68887498
Yeah, I know but it's still worth a shot.
Why is Peedee such a fucking doormat?
>>68887564
>>68887578
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominemGreat thread so far. Where'd all these shitlords come from?
>>68887567
She has some pretty good songs, American Boy and Thank You being my favorites.
Freak and Wonderful Life are some of her best too
>>68887539
>shitlords
Nice meme :^)
>>68887513
But it isn't. It'sPeedee's Blues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUtwDspj3bk
>>68887221
>>68887285
>>68887578
Who would be the dom in pearl x connie?
>>68887513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwKEz6omi-Q
>>68887612
>you will never bully Peedee
>you will never abduct Peedee in your van
Not like anyone would even care that he's missing.
>>68887653
Pearl. But would it would be a gentle seductive dom.
>>68887684
>>68887692
Alright how about this, I abduct him and then I'll sell him to you and you'll have yourself a son. Deal?
>>68887692
>"Peedee is like a son to me."
>"But if he were an adult I'd have sex with him."
>>68887578
Gracias, por favor.
But no seriously, why is it in Spanish?
>>68887751
did he actually say that?
>>68887751
>implying there's anything wrong with being attracted to your son
Post drunk pearl
Yep.
>>68887837
Post dead pearl, it's the only way I can stand her
>>68887807
/ss/neeple just keep coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVks--kCQuM
HAPPENING!?
>>68887791
Yes, I did, but apparently they didn't get the joke.
Please ignore the shitposting.
>>68887888
Ow, that edge is just sharper than pears nose.
>>68887837
This sounds like it could make a nice greentext.
>>68887888
Worst general in /co/.
>>68887952
Pretty much. What of it?
>>68887937
Drunk Pearl interacting with Steven. Do it.
>>68887934
>I wanna fuck Peedee!
>haha, j-just kidding! Can't you take a joke?
>>68887916
>test
Its kind of obvious it was a test. In the teacups episode Garnet says to Steven.
"Steven this is gonna be your first serious mission"
Thought it was kind of obvious that some of the earlier missions were tests.
>>68887845
You what be funny if Peridot was kind a like Monsoon with her body with her head only the part she has
>>68887952
That's just because you're here.
>>68887971
this thread shouldn't even exist. Wait until Thursday.
What hairstyle is Garnet sporting?
>>68887996
Nicely memed.
>>68888006
>wait until thursday
Or you could just not be a faggot and hide the thread until Thursdays.
Then you can pretend that we're living by your arbitrary, and meaningless rules.
>>68887952
It really is awful. I remember when everyone was adamantly against having constant threads, now here we are.
>>68888017
Obviously skinhead.
Duh.
Daily reminder that Steven Universe is already on his way to cancellation because CN doesn't like shows without ungodly amounts of merchandising.
>>68888054
>doesn't like shows without ungodly amounts of merchandising.
jew network?
Also does Johnny Test even have merchandising? I've never seen Johnny test merchandise.
>>68888044
>if I ignore it, everything will get better!
You know why there should be only threads on Thursdays? Because when you have nothing new to talk about, talk stagnates terribly.
And this isn't even just for SU. It's for every show with a general here.
>>68888054
gee thanks
>>68888006
There is no way short of mod intervention to stop these threads. We agreed to a break at the end of the last thread but that obviously didn't work.
>>68887952
I don't know, I think Gravity Falls has the worst generals. Only by a bit though.
>>68888054
Hello doomsayer
>>68888054
>Gumball
>merchandise
Gumball has no merchandise.
>>68888079
johnny test was a filler show they used because it was cheap
teen titans replaced it as the least expensive option
>>68888054
They just need to introduce a new edgy character like Obsidian or something.
>>68888085
>Because when you have nothing new to talk about, talk stagnates terribly.
This is actually a fair point I must admit. I kind of agree, but I'm still torn. As I don't really want to have to wait until Thursdays to discuss this show.
>>68888054
But they're going back to regular scheduling in about two weeks. Plus it would be a stupidly expensive time to cancel when they've already bought another season and a half.
>>68888079
>>68888106
Those two have much better ratings to make up for that.
>>68888137
Also this. Anon is likely just shitposting.
>>68888054
Why can't cartoon network produce merchandize for SU?
>>68888054
The only reason Gumball is replacing SU is because SU has too much continuity and gumball has no continuity.
>>68887975
But I don't know how to drunk.
>can't sleep, decide to get a midnight cookie cat
>didn't wake up to Pearl's vapid stare or Lion's suffocating bullshit so that's good
>head to the kitchen
>Pearl is sitting by the counter face down with a bottle of wine in one hand and a broken glass in the other
>bad-feels kek
>tiptoe around to the fridge
>'shtevun?"
>aw shit
>say hi then try to get your shit and go
>"wudderyoudoinupsholate" she slurs out with a sharp hiccup
>had to get my cookie cat on mama you know how it is
>"ohhh"
>can smell the alcohol on her breath over here holy shit
>'i kin giddit forhyoooo"
>stumbles over with the bottle in her hand getting wine all over the fucking floor and carpet
>pearl really it's k pls no
>tugs the freezer door off
>pulls the box out and thrusts it in your arms
>Pearl you're drunk
>'shtevun you look sho hanzum cmere ngive auntie pearl a hug'
Part 2 after a quick sippy
>>68887934
>>68887751
got a legit giggle out of it tbh. ya'll need to lighten up.
>>68888173
CN only makes merchandise for Adventure Time.
>>68887436
would be better if estelle sang it
>>68888173
Because they think snotty kids won't buy female action figures.
>>68888122
If they do add a Obsidian character I wonder what she'd be like. Hopeful it won't end up being a edgy fanfiction tier character.
Ginyu gems when?
>>68888184
>But I don't know how to drunk.
still pretty great
Time for more crossover writefaggy shit.
Again, like I've said before, they're are two reasons why I might not do yours, but now I have a third one. They are;
>I might have just simply missed your request, and you might have to show me it again when I'm finished with the first one.
>I am not familiar with that series, so I don't want it do look like shit. (Well, more shit that it would already be regardless.)
Or
>Because I don't have cable, I might now want to do your request because I need to catch up on that particular series. But older showslike Chowder and MLaaTR, or some Vidya Games like Kirby or Sonic, I could do.
With that shit in mind. Give me Requsts! I MIGHT do them and I MIGHT finish them. (But I doubt I'll finish them.)
>>68888054
its like summer all over again!
They did this with AT and RS, its the block schedule they implemented months ago.
>>68888183
No, that's terribly wrong. Have you been watching Gumball this season? Probably not.
S3 has been introducing new, permanent changes like getting Penny out of her shell. Obviously Gumball doesn't have the continuity of SU, but it has more than you think, and it's moving in a more structured direction.
>>68888205
They just have to rely on the adults buying it then. Works with MLP.
>>68888223
I want dickspear
Why won't CN release blu-rays so adult fans can buy them all to support their shows, like Japan?
>>68888262
saved
>>68888251
The Squeak Squad meets Garnets animal friends on an adventure
>>68888265
That +pic related (replace rifle with akimbo pistols)
what do we get? donte
>>68888251
Steven Universe meets PPG
>>68888265
I'm not fond of male gems since as far as we know there are none, but at least the genital area is a chakra point.
>>68888305
this
>>68888316
I agree with this. Male gems are inherently shit. But the I can forgive it because of the overall design of that OC.
>68888251
im not a fan of crossover feels like like a clusterfuck.
X meets Y clash then say goodbye. boooring.
Dandy works cuz its a bit more open. We did see being from the 5th dimension and shit. light hearted adventure stuff works.
Rose thread?
>>68888262
>Pearl as 2D instead of Murdoc
>Steven not being timid, optimistic 2D
The other two I can get behind, though.
>>68888359
Kidney Stone thread?
>>68888251
Freinds meets Steven Universe where Ross' knowledge of geology finally makes him cool.
>>68888341
you mean can't forgive right?
Plaster a star and human clothing isn't really creative.
keshi pearls are cultivated pearls that possess no nucleus material, and are made entirely of nacre. There are a large amount of reasons why keshi pearls form, and there is also constant debate on what constitutes a keshi pearl. Nevertheless, keshi pearls, as they are pure nacre, have an attractive shine, and are frequently worn on necklaces and earrings despite their often unique shaping
>>68888359
A thread dedicated to the most uninteresting character? No.
>>68888265
Terrible.
>>68888300
Absolutely atrocious.
>>68888359
Super slutty new age hippie rose is best rose.
>>68888385
Well yeah. But I'm mostly talking about the crotch gem. And the fact that he doesn't have human skin color like a lot of these shitty OC's have.
>>68887935
>>68888359
Asshole rose is best rose
>>68888184
>'shtevun you look sho hanzum cmere ngive auntie pearl a hug'
uh oh
>>68888423
human skin color or recolor human...hmmm yeah i get where you coming from, recolor is step above human but both are shit.
>>68888445
Oh god dammit!
>>68888453
not a bad t-shirt design.
>>68888447
Hood rose is best rose.
>>68888453
Is Bonesy gonna finish coloring that?
>>68888475
>>68888423
I kinda like Oc that don't even look human like kidney stone or abalone
>>68888184
I'm not an /ss/fag and even I'm getting excited.
>>68888184
steven has not once referred to Pearl as mama
write better
>>68888316
>>68888341
I like the cyclops ones.
this is funny >>68888376
>>68888447
>>68888503
Except for the most part gems do look human.
Gems are neither male or female.
>>68888503
>abalone and kidney stone
are the only good-godtier looking male gems.
>>68887572
Don't stop dreaming anon. It's people like you that keep these threads alive
>>68888532
Yeah we know. But they look female we're saying that most gems that look male are objectively shit.
>Finally caught up
>Alexandrite is a huge letdown
>Basically just a recolor of Sugilite
So what's your favorite fanon design of Alexandrite, /co/?
>>68888184
>>68888234
Thank ye.
>Pearl takes a deep breath through that fucking beak of hers and drapes herself over you
>'mmm you're sho hanzum shteven'
>pushes her face into your cheek
>super strength nearly crushes you when she squeezes you in those deceptively thin arms
>come on Pearl you need to lie down
>'only wif hyoo' she says with a drunk laugh
>amg
>drag her to the couch and lay her on her back
>keeps trying to pull you up
>pull away from her and lose your top in the process
>she prods your belly and giggles every time you wince at just how sharp and cold her finger is
>'you know shteebun yer a gud boy'
>thanks
>'no really shteebun I mean it'
>'Rose'd be sho proud ub hyoo'
>she chuckles
>eyes start welling up
>'Rosh'd... be sho proud uh you shteebun'
>I know
>'no shteebun you don't she was good she was real good'
>'was real good shteebun n'yer real good too'
>'i tried sho hard ta be like her shteebun'
>feel like shit and take the bottle away
>she'd be proud of you too Pearl
>I'm proud of you
>'tank hyoo shteebun' she chokes out
>'I know i can be hard on hyoo shometimes but it'sh cush i lub hyoo shteeb'
>'i lub you'
>put your arms around her getting her tears and whatever that shit coming out of her nose is all over your glorious curly mane but w/e
>I love you too Pearl
>'hohhh'
>'hohhh shteebun'
>'stheebun i-'
>feel some horrible warmth hit the back of your neck and slide down your back
>'stheebun i madesh a mesh heehee'
>it's k Pearl just get some sleep
>'okay i lub hyoo shteebun don'choo ebur furgiddat'
>I won't
So, how was it?
>>68888503
nothing wrong with humanoid since all the gems are humanoid but a lot of them miss 'gem pattern' we seen in the show, many just opt out by putting a star here and there or going by what the crystal gem wear, which doesn't work so well.
>>68888559
Until one shows up.
But my preference would be for more androgynous gems, anyway.
>>68888530
>>68888530
>>68888561
She looks nothing like Sugalite she's closer to Opal.
>>68888567
>>68888567
Did she throw up on him?
was gud
>>68888516
>being retarded
He's not actually her her "mama". Its like saying baby. Think Johnny Bravo.
>>68888567
>Pearl will never make a mess on you while drunk
>>68888316
Rebecca said in a Q and A that Steven was the first male gem, so it's not even a possibility. I do like the idea of a war scythe and a small rainbow hint in the shine, but still retarded and the rainbow needs to be more subtle.
>>68888639
Yep.
>>68888652
Gems don't let gems drink and jive.
>>68888533
I think because they don't scream "LOOK AT ME IM A GUY". Theirs a better way word it but you get the picture
>>68888648
>trying to excuse your shit writing
steven has never once called someone "mama" like saying baby either, much less to pearl
you suck
>>68888305
Ok then. Let's go!
>SUGAR
>CRAIG!
>And some woman named Faust!
>These are the creators of two awesome cartoon shows. (Plus a really good VA.)
>But Cartoon Network accidentally added WriteFag from 4chan into the concoction;
>CWfG
>Thus, the PPG Steven Universe Crossover was born!
>With the Power Puff Grills known as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup,
>And now with the help of The Crystal Gems know as Pearl, Garnet, and Amethyst,
>Steven: And me, Steven!
>They can help each other fight off crime,
>And the forces of evil!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mmCMUPCNgE
(Continued so I can have a more room next post.)
>>68888518
Yeah I like him but he kinda clashes with the show's style.
>>68888567
Still sort of hot
>>68888673
I'm not the anon who wrote that though.
>>68888612
everytime makes me giggle
>>68888569
didn't an anon screencap for gem patterns examples.
How hard is it to look up gem ruins and shit?
>>68887233
Fuck off pedo
>>68888670
Abalone's a robutt and Kidney's 'for shits and giggles' personified
>>68888688
then why are you insulting those who criticize him?
>>68888733
I was saying he was retarded for not getting something so obvious.
>>68887513
Ooh, I really liked peedee's blues, and I really loved Rose's theme during the cracked gem episode. That note when Steven sees Rose's statue bending down, it was just amazing
/r/ing Amethyst dragging along Pearl with her to a slumber party with Kiki and Sadie, in order to lighten her up.
>>68888767
when has steven ever once called someone mama like that?
you are the retard
>getting this irate over writefaggotry
Really, really?
>>68888782
wait i mean Jenny
>>68888784
What the fuck are you even on about? Steven has never said over half of those words but you choose to get upset over that one specifically? It's a lighthearted story made for fun, don't take it so seriously.
>>68888811
write better faggot
>>68888567
I imagine this being set like a day or two after warp tour
>>68888716
yes. i say golem but same magic shit.
>>68888265
If any black gemstone is gonna be a sex chakra gem it's gonna be Jet. Romans used it to unsuffocate the uterus and ward off snakes.
>>68888767
>>68888784
>Arguing over something this fucking stupid.
Guys guys, WHO, THE HELL, CARES?!
If Steven said mama to Pearl, why the hell should that make such a fucking big deal?
It's just a fucking story.
Stop being this fucking butt-hurt, will ya?
>>68888054
All good things come to an end. I mean look at the Simpsons.
>>68888695
>didn't an anon screencap for gem patterns examples.
I'd love to see this.
>>68888871
>uterus snakes
Does the depravity of the /ss/neople know no bounds?
>>68887221
With the way they treat Steven, I think they understand that Rose loved someone so much that she would give up her physical form in order to have a son with someone. That's a really powerful bond, and I'm sure that the gems, while sad about her leaving, were more than happy to look after her son because she represents the thing she stood for the most. Love.
>>68888888
>redwood
WASTED
GET
>>68888882
stop making excuses for your shitty out of character /ss/
>This thread
Jesus Christ
>>68888888
>them sexts
My God.
has anybody read the news post for today?
4chan regulation's gonna change
>>68888888
>moot leaves
>hotpockets already abusing their privileges to get all the good gets
>>68887221
Nah. They love Steven too much. They must have been bitter at first though.
Also Steven doesn't go to school right? Did pearl teach him everything from reading to basic math?
I wonder what Stevens first word was.
>>68888888
>Redwood in a shit general
Worst possible GET
>>68888888
you've ruined the thread Redwood
the dirt on moot's grave is still fresh you monster
>>68888888
>Six Eights
>>68888946
Yeah I read it. Interested to see what happens.
>>68888904
Not uterus snakes, just general snakes, but /ss/neople are still scum.
>>68888888
>browsing the general
>worse than usual
>see gets
>>68888922
First off, I'm a /ss/nerson killer, so don't think I approve of any of that shit.
Second, that's not an excuse, you people really need to just let things fucking go.
You people are acting like god damn CWC.
>>68888999
>commenting on sexts
>receive my first trips
the fuck
>>68889040
Damn guys, we're going straight to the bottom of the barrel full retard here
>>68888999
Too Many Gets.
Too Many Gets.
Here's a sick fuck idea for fanart:
>Amy strangles Peal with her whip
>Poil goes poof
>Garnet smashes Poil's gem
>Orgy in the temple with the Gems snorting lines of Pearl's powdery remains.
>>68888904
here.
most are too big to post, so provided link
Pic related is steven the swordfighter
Cheeseburger backpack - http://s3.postimg.org/cdqsz9kz5/Burger1.png
Serious Steven - http://s4.postimg.org/46vgzotej/Serious_Steven.png
Giant Woman - http://s16.postimg.org/ewv9k6b5f/Giant.png
Lion 2: The movie - http://s14.postimg.org/nz5qcilhc/liontwo.jpg
I notice the cheeseburger stair thingy looks similar to like Babylon/Assyrian art.
How is it possible that these threads were better during the hiatus than it is now?
>>68888888
AYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>68889040
> I'm a /ss/nerson killer,
stop.
>>68889129
fuck off faggot
>>68889129
nice dubs
>>68889129
lmao
>>68889129
damnit i thought you were gone
>>68889129
Aw fuck, here we go.
>>68889129
moot pls kissu
>>68889129
What the fuck.
>>68889109
Thanks for taking the time to post the links. Very informative.
>>68888959
'dada' I certainly hope, he probably spent a fair amount of time with Greg in his infant years.
In terms of education im sure pearl stockpiled books on basic english and math, hell for all we know Steven is fluent in several different languages because pearl wasn't quite sure which would be necessary in the long run.
>>68889129
>>68889129
Kill yourself.
>>68889129
Why did you abandon us
This place is filthy with perverts and autism and you did nothing
NOTHING
>>68889129
>>68889129
don't leave moot
>>68889129
You've been retired less than 7 hours and you're already shitposting?
>>68889109
Do you have a pic of the gem with the obnoxiously large shoulder pads from Pearl's hologram?
>>68889139
>Implying I'm not.
>>68889129
moot what are your opinions on the current state of steven universe and the most recent episode.
>>68888888
SU confirmed for ded
Also, you're an /arse/ fan lad?
>>68889182
>hell for all we know Steven is fluent in several different languages
But Stevens retarded. Even if Pearl bothered to try and teach him all those languages I doubt he'd even be able to learn them.
>>68889187
the autism and perverts are what made 4chan 4chan
the trouble only started when they started being purged
I want to suck Pearl's nose like a big baby bottle
>>68889109
This is from Babylon.
I guess the water spire itself was inspired by the Babylon tower.
>>68889129
I love you.
>>68889129
It begins.
>>68889209
your off topic spamming is just as bad.
>>68888888
gr8 8, m8
I just want you to know that if I ever ran into you in NYC I'd punch you in the face.
This is inexcusable.
>>68889210
>moot
>doing things other than watching anime, being cuckolded, and failing in business
kek
btw guys we've been compromised. no more molesting peedee.
>>68889215
kid ain't stupid, just sheltered and far more cheerful than one would expect. Would be a riot for steven to visit connie's family and just start talking to one of them in perfectly fluent indian.
Connie would just stare at him in a mix of confusion, shockand incredible arousal
![[009467].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s8eOr5h.jpg "[009467].jpg")
>>68889129
WHY ARE YOU ABANDONING US?
>>68889205
heres the less than 4 mb pic.
it should be in the cheeseburger backpack link.
>>68889129
WHY DID YOU LEAVE US ;_;
>>68889129
MOOOOOOOOOOT
>>68889262
don't forget letting the FBI pay for his servers in exchange for tracing the IPs of people posting CP
>>68889129
REMEMBER
YOU'RE HERE FOREVER
enjoy not being tied to the internet's anus, man
>>68889129
I'll never forget you mootykins!
>>68889129
Moot why am I not allowed to post SFW pictures of anthro characters without getting banned.
I just want to talk about sexy gems
>>68889129
I don't even know what to say.
>>68889129
Fuck off, and don't come back.I don't want to forgot the image of who you once were mootykins.I still fap to it to make sure I don't. :3c
>>68889129
/v/ here
The fuck is this shitty autistic general lmao
grow up stop watching cartoons lmao
>>68889129
Based moot
>>68889129
don't go
>>68889129
how does it feel having your name, blood, and dna all inexhorably tied to the worst place on the internet
>>68889129
So do you still own 4chan and just giving up admin duties or what?
Are there any safeguards in place to prevent the sjw menace from taking over?
>>68889129
I hear you were having your retirement party at Cuckie Cheese's
>>68889270
>Would be a riot for steven to visit connie's family and just start talking to one of them in perfectly fluent indian.
I don't know man. It would be interesting I agree, but I'd feel that it was a bit forced.
Also
>Connies family
Is connie mixed? Cus her dad looks chinese.
>>68889129
You've forsaken us
FORSAKEN USSSSSSSSSS
>>68889244
>You tell me I don't kill /ss/nersons
>Give proof that I do.
>All the while tons of actual shitposters are on the thread.
>I'm being called the shit poster.
>>68889129
mootykins please don't leave us, even if you're a faggot we still love you
>>68889129
Thanks for the awesome years on 4chan.
>>68889129
Moot's first and last post on /co/.
>>68889129
well that was quick
also /co/ a fucking shit
>>68889129
So what are you gonna do from now on?
>>68889129
You're coming back for Asuka's birthday right?
Right?
>>68889333
No he doesn't.
