>12/13/14 – Attempt at making chicken nuggets ended at the hospital. Long story short, next update will be late.
It's over. Prequel is ded.
What else is new? TES 6 will be out before it's done.
>>67949897
Darn it. 3 minutes too late. >>67949952
I sure hope that it wasn't chicken nuggets you make in a fryer.
Can't think of anything worse that Kazerad could own than a frying machine.
I called it! I told him, when he was making Meringue with a fucking drill, I TOLD him he was gonna mess himself up cooking one day!
>>67950023
His cooking skills are beyond a joke at this point.
I'm actually afraid he will get killed.
Kaz you don't need to lie about hurting yourself
We know the update is late because you're too busy writing endless essays for tumblr
>>67949897
Shit suck, but let's be realistic, it would have been late anyway.
Unless he now realizes how precious life is and starts caring about real thing that matter, like: "not Prequel" there isn't much of a delay.
That said, if you see this Kaz, please get better and don't go through any life changing epiphanies.
Does anyone have a drawing request that will most likely end in failure?
>Prequel thread
>No update yet
>No Kaz to talk with
Remember the previous thread, the Bartender Quest?
Guess what?putting up all those .gif together was a pain in the ass
>>67950123
>don't go through any life changing epiphanies
Unless they're the kind that improves update schedules and cures essay-addictions.
>>67950198
It was a great thread
Do you have the part where she gets the hand to begin with?
>>67950375
Can't find it, for some reason.
I did a pastebin with all the html codes though:
http://pastebin.com/DdtFResi
"Anon: Corrupt" is the one.
>>67949897
>Attempt at making chicken nuggets ended at the hospital.
I don't know whether to laugh or be legitimately concerned for his well being.
>>67950508
The problem is its as likely real as a joke.
>>67950450
Found this
http://imgur.com/a/40BAw#0
>>67949897
>Attempt at making chicken nuggets ended at the hospital.Deepest lore
>>67950947
He's lucky to be alive
>>67950947
>Kaz mentions he think Ronnie would get along great with Katia
>Proceeds to become Ronnie
i-is Ronnie going to turn into a catgirl now?
RIP in peace kazerad
>>67949897
>Attempt at making chicken nuggets ended at the hospital.
Kaz burned down a hospital.
>>67950947Floozy is Katia's replace
>>67949897
Fucking hell Kaz, we will BUY you food! Stop trying to murder yourself!
>>67950246
>>67950258
Are these listed as containing errors for anyone else?
>>67949897
Kazerad
you have to put the oven mitts on your hands before you pull the baking sheet out of the 450 degree oven
>>67951264
>>67952201
Based reaver.
>>67952099
Too fast on the frames. I didn't notice the Cold Replace until the framerate dropped due to unrelated events.
>>67950375
I think I have it. Started with this. Went to >>67950649
>>67950649
>>67953226
Then proceeded to this...
>>67953270
And then there was this. At this point I think the madness now known to us as Bartender Quest began. I'm half certain I am missing some things.
>>67950258
>>67950246
>>67950236
>>67950223
>>67950212
>>67950198
Thanks babe.
I guess I'll have to fill in for Kaz while he's out, again>>67953270
There's also http://4archive.org/co/thread/67573329#p67577527 and http://imgur.com/a/40BAw#0
>>67953525
S'alright.
You exit the tailor's after getting a new /co/ registered trademark memetic tshirt and sidle over to the park to find that lady with the weird shoulder fetish.
You gotta give her a hand
There's the cunt.
>>67949897
>Attempt at making chicken nuggets ended at the hospital
You can't make this shit up. Kaz, did you ever take Home Ec at school?!
>>67954060
I got spooked
>>67950212
mfw I drew that tobasco picture
>>67951264
Whomp / Prequel Crossover when?
You saunter off and proffer her the arm. She seems pretty excited about her arm.
She asks you about your shoulders.
You feel watched.
>>67954862
when we contact Ronnie and manage to make him visit Kaz to the hospital
oh Ronnie, thou that art in heaven, blessed be thy nuggets
>>67954912
show her your shoulders.
you owe her that much
>>67949897
There are so many artists who I wish to end up like that and somehow nothing ever happens to them, just to the ones who don't annoy me.
Why is the Homestuck guy alive?
Why didn't the Five Nights at Freddies guy just spontaniously combusting.
Why isn't Pewdiepie choking while streaming?
>>67955088
>show her your shoulders. you owe her that much
You explain that if anything, she owes you for getting her arm back.
She interprets this as you asking her to show you her's.
The wanton clacking and snapping of severed limbs is unsettling.
You don't know what wontan means.
>>67955183
return to your bar.
You've still got a business to run, dammit.
You ask you you're not into it but she shows you them anyway.
Why is she naked.
>>67955354
not before finding a guard and notifying the Emperor's finest of the events that transcurred
nobody drinks in this damn town anyways
>>67955354
It's sunday.
No work on sunday. Other dude takes care of it for you
This spinoff shit is even more cancerous than what krautchan did. And that means something,
>>67955693
Well excuse me for looking out for your well-being.
Go ahead and stay with shoulder-lass. It's not like anyone else is going to give you a second glance.
>>67955734
at least it's funny.
>>67955736
>>67955408
>not before finding a guard and notifying the Emperor's finest of the events that transcurred
You go up and greet a rough looking dude in armour to tell him about all this bullshit that happened last night.
>>67956043
luckily, he sees the warning on your shirt before you can do any damage
>>67956158
The guard notices that this is probably a bad situation.
That other cat is covered in blood and crawling around the trees, the weird shoulder fetish girl is horny again and there's that khajiit bartender guy with a t shirt full of warning.
You'll probably report this to something.
ask brother Martin at the temple for counceling
>>67956791
>ask brother Martin at the temple for counceling
The guard seems dishevelled.
He requests you find magic fantasy jesus.
akatosh or some bullshit
you think it's time to educate a motherfucker.
>>67957248
Oh yeah, get all "onus probandi" on his ass
>Oh yeah, get all "onus probandi" on his ass
hell yeah
Hey where's your wife in all this?
There it is.
Eyes on the prize. And the tail.
And the ass.
it's your mission.
it's your destiny
it's your life.
>>67950063
Wait, what?
I have the cooking sensibility of a recently crushed possum and even I haven't done that.
>>67958963
just j-j-jam it in
>>67950063
>With a fucking drill
Kaz...
>>67958963
Compare his to yours, first. Why do you want it?
>>67957248
>"Excuse me, but have you heard the bad news?"
>>67959370
>Compare his to yours, first. Why do you want it?
You sneak up on them. They are having an intense theological debate and the guard is a little snoozy so you can check his tail out stealthily.
This is the tail that he STOLE from you. It is yours by birth
>>67960075
device clever distraction
>>67960075
Have a forceful makeout with the female
>>67960075
make a distraction so you can grab the tail
scrublord is dead
post sadcat
>>67959363
He didn't have a proper mixer so he taped a whisk to a powerdrill
there were no survivors
>>67952109
Is that seriously Kaz's stove?
>>67963434
Yeah, he had an accident a few months ago.
>>67963434
>>67963600
>>67949897
There is such a thing just giving up, especially when it ends you up in the hospital.
Jumping off roofs for example. Just because it didn't work so good the first time it can be considered a good reason to not do that again.
WE TOLD YOU ABOUT COOKING BRO
WE WARNED YOU DOG
Well fuck my asshole.
I discovered Prequel because of 4chan, was reading that shit religiously for like 2 weeks, then found myself without anymore Sad cat to read about.
Last update was 2 weeks ago. So, this what Hell must feel like.
>>67963848
>2 weeks
Wait till Kaz hits 2 months again.
>>67963848
>>67963848
There's always fanart
>>67964011
Indeed, always fanart. This is by PlagueOfGripes. Lovely artist, that one. Uploaded a day after I finished reading all the comics.
Anyone every get that feeling that once you first hear or discover something, you start noticing it more? That's some cray cray shit.
>>67964140
Yeah, he also posted a Youtube video of his process for said drawing. Pic related is a guide ... I think kaz made it? I'm not sure.
Plague's a great guy. These threads are usually much more interesting.
Maybe Kaz will be able to use internet at his hospital so we can all laugh / get-well-soon at him
Might as well
Kat that I drew in pixiv
>>67965146
That actually looks pretty good
Wish I could draw
>>67965170
stack of paper + drawing utencil of your choice
then draw and don't stop till you get gudalso thanks
>>67965270
Still working on the git gud part. Not being a defeatist, it's just drawing doesn't come as naturally to me.
I still lurk the drawthreads and do stupid shit sometimes. Hoping to get a drawing tablet with xmas money though. I'd offer to draw something but I am collapsing from fatigue as we speak.
Rock on.
>>67963848
Read TES lore it's more interesting and often times more whacky
>>67965146
I see that Kat's dough has risen. I'm alright with it.
>>67965364
Some lorefag please explain?
>>67966905
Lorkhan (the red guy, basically Satan) got the eight divines to help him create Mundus (the material realm). Magnus (the bearded guy in the picture) realized that Mundus was basically a god trap and decided to go back to Aetherius by ripping a hole in Mundus and leaving. That hole is the sun .
Other et'Ada decided to follow suit and the holes in to Aetherius they left are the stars.
>>67965364
Where can I find more of such things?
>>67965364
this is... surprisingly accurate.
>>67968256
Lorkhan wasn't the devil or evil at all, he was just angsty.
>>67968494
well either way, they still killed the shit out of him before they left.
Clearly some kind of divine entity is against Kazerad making his cat-comic.
>>67970045
clearly, his treatment of cats has offended an ancient deity.
>>67969322
>eric memes
>>67970045
kaz pls tell us you're okay
>>67949897
By the nine...
>12/14/14 – Now I have the flu.
THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL
>>67971409
At least he didn't get ebola
r-right guys?
>>67971688
>Kaz's cooking disaster masked the internal bleeding from Ebola
>Dies before Katia gets laid
>>67972164
Katia a shit ton of sex. She's called a slutcat for a reason, anon.
>>67972246
Getting laid isn't the same thing as having sex. There's a significant difference.
KAZ WHERE ARE YOU?
TELL US YOU AREN'T DEAD
>>67972378
he's alive
>>67972378
Im a doctor that works for the Hospital Kaz is staying in
He's still in surgery
>>67972667
I'm a nurse also working at that hospital. Whatever he has, it's terminal.
>>67972704
Well he's always terminally late
>>67972704
I'm one of the hospital's cleaning ladies
He left a huge bloody messand I'm not british
im with the CDC and if anyone sees the person you call Kaz I suggest calling the authorities locking yourself in your room and arm yourself with whatever you can find
Everyone, lend Kaz your energy.
>>67972803
Hello I'm some fuck that Kaz has on skype that he forced into coming here to confirm that he is indeed not dead. I can confirm that he indeed sliced his thumb open on a can of chicken with which he was trying to make nuggets.
He actually purchased and attempted to use canned chicken, so at least I feel he got what he deserved here.
He is sick and can barely remain conscious at the moment.
Pic Related
>>67972803
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>67972879
So he can post to his website but not /co/?
>>67972879
stiches might stop the bleeding but his dignity will never cease to hemorrage
>>67963229
>He didn't have a proper mixer so he taped a whisk to a powerdrill
Kaz you fucking dolt
>>67972929
In his weakened state, He could catch cancer from here
Its better this way
By Azura by Azura by Azura!
>>67972879
>he indeed sliced his thumb open on a can of chicken with which he was trying to make nuggets.
Jesus.
I can only imagine what else could have gone wrong if that sharp can wasn't there to save him.
>>67972929
Guess it might be a problem from a phone, when you're slowly bleeding to death.
I just slaughtered all Kvatch survivors and Quil-Weave as sacrifice
>>67972879
>using canned chicken
Kaz needs to have ebola and the plague only then can he trully understand the nature of his sin
>>67972879
If you're still here, right hand or left hand?
Oh, and tell him that we're kinda worried.
>>67972879
>thank
>>67972879
I'm worried about Kazerad, you guys.
I think we should Kaz-proof his apartment. Cover all sharp corners with foam, remove all knives, forks, and ovens, close his tumblr account, etc.
>>67973057
We should just hire him a personal chef
he would never have to risk his life trying to feed himself ever again
>>67972879
>He actually purchased and attempted to use canned chicken
>>67973084
I'll do it I was an assistant chef for a international cruise ship and was the head chef of some resturants on indonesia, malaysia and philippines
>>67972929
>Open website
>Add a few lines telling everyone what's going on, more or less
vs
>Enter 4chan
>Find the thread
>Write a whole essay-post answering everyone in the thread on whatever "serious" questions they have
>Add a pic you've just drawn, or find a good one from your folder
>Fight the captcha to death?
>Say you're leaving but stay, just a little more, because someone asked you something and you feel compelled to answer
>All this with the flu
>>67972879
>mfw americans actually go to the hospital for something minor as a sliced thumb
just put some ice and betadine and you'll be fine
>>67973143
All that on a mobile too
>>67973057
I used to work for a company that retard proofed homes and institutions.
Basically like child proofing, except extreme.
I'm afraid even the toughest measures wouldn't be enough to shelter Kaz from his cooking "ventures"
>>67973171
Somebody needs to wife the guy
>>67973199
I sell wives from eastern european to asians
>>67973199
He's gay AFAIK.
So Mission impossible.
Did Kaz learn how to cook from watching moe anime or something?
>>67973241
Someone needs to husband that guy
>>67973258
i think he learned to cook while watching stalingrad and band of brothers
>>67973125
Can we trust you?
We need to be sure that Kaz's chef is trustworthy and won't off him
>>67973160
>americans go to the hospital for something minor
Weird. How does the health system work there?
I mean, EU has free healthcare, so people can go to the hospital for anything. Muricans have to pay, I think? Going for something minor would be discouraged if that means moneyand looking back at the tumblr post on Frosath, he's the type who hoards all the items because "what if I need them later on?"
>>67973160
last time i had a cut bad enough to take to the hospital i had accidentally punched a glass lamp which shattered, a shard flayed my middle knuckle and disconnected a few nerves.
>>67973298
i'll only do it only if he pays me in my own personal katia porn flash
>>67973284
Everyone here is NEETs though.
Kaz needs someone who can take are of daily business, so he can fully concentrate on stupid tumblr fights, and possible occasional updates.
>>67973327
>tfw it'll never happen
;_;
>>67973344
he already lives with his mom, what else can we do?
>>67973318
I dont know im not an american but last time i visited the place, I witnessed someone slip on the sidewalk after which a police car firetruck and an ambulance rushed in a scene
call me crazy but isnt that a little overzelous?
>>67973421
Depends, if the report of how slippery it is were exaggerated, then the firefighters has to respond to make sure the paramedics can treat and transport the injured patient away without slipping themselves.
Also many firetrucks are equipped with a babbys first defibrillator nowadays in some European countries, and often they arrive faster than paramedics and police.
The police responded to make sure it wasn't slippery due to neglect, if it's private property that's accessible for the public then it has to be safe to walk on without slipping..
>>67973421
I think you're misunderstanding something. It's not HOW you get injured that determines the response, it's how injured you ARE. You could trip on a rock and knock yourself unconscious if you fall the right way, it's not always minor.
Kaz could very well have cut himself deep enough that he needed stitches, band aids won't stop deep tissue bleeding.
>>67973160
First and only time I've been to a hospital was when I bit off a piece of my tongue and got it reatached. All other scarring is home-healed.
>>67973498
the guy just slipped on his own shoelaces
>>67973508
>band aids won't stop deep tissue bleeding
That's what super glue is for.
>>67973548
whoever called for help might've not known that.
shit operates on a "better safe than sorry" principle.
>>67973556
super glue + duct tape = 21st century medicine
>>67973039
I can confirm that it was not his drawing hand.
Also he just has a bad flu, he is laid up in bed, guzzling flu medicine that looks far too much like sperm to be comforting.
He did in fact open a vid call on his phone while he was in the hospital, and I can confirm that though he was wearing a hospital mask, from what I saw, he's hella cute. Take this information and do with it what you will.
Pic once again related.
>>67973636
>teaching kaz to buy frozen chicken
you fool thats like giving iran some uranium
>>67973636
Just tell him to buy chikky nuggs
You can't hurt yourself with chikky nuggs
What is the least dangerous food to make?
>>67973698
I don't know, he might try and swallow them whole.
Kaz is always so reasonable and thinks things out so well, what in the living fuck compels him to cook like a toddler???
>>67973750
water
>>67973750
PB&J?
>>67973750
An IV drip
it's the only way
>>67973750
Bread
I want everyone to stop an think about this. Katia is a better cook than Kaz is.
>>67973772
>implying he wouldn't find a way to drown in a glass of water
>>67973786
that requires a knife to spread it
>>67973766
cooking requires spatial awareness, observation skills and timing
Kaz is just some nerd, i bet he likes books
>>67973788
>kas tries to set up an IV
>misses the vein
>does the stupid thing and sweeps the needle around
>damages some nerves
>repositions the needle
>blows a vein
>finally gets it in
>it's facing the wrong way
it's a bad idea
>>67973750
photosynthesis
>>67973808
He can get too creative with bread
bad Idea
>>67973750
What about salad?
pre cut lettuce of course
>>67973951
DON'T give Kaz a knife
Could we get Kaz soylent?
how bad could that be?
I think we know what he needs hanging on his wall right now
>>67974048
>teeny tiny legs
>>67949897
So the prophesy was true. Womp will be the undoing of all great webcomics, and then, Armageddon.
#Pray4Kaz
>>67963229
>>67950063
Credit where credit's due, you gotta respect someone who's that resourceful
>>67974253
he really wanted that meringue
>>67949897
Prequel has turned into yet another webcomic that I check maybe twice a year for updates.
Like Lackadaisycats, or GWtBW.
>>67974359
I'm mostly just in it for the threads, you guys are great.
>>67952201
LIBERATE TUTAME EX INFERNIS!
Spoiler that shit, some people need eyes where they're going!
>>67973871
He'll burn himself
>>67963848
He averages like 3 months between updates.
>>67972879
>a can of chicken
I love Kaz's work, but I agree, using canned chicken he deserves to suffer.
>>67950150
How does he even do this shit?
I can't even fathom the logistics of failing to boil an egg.
So this Kaz fucking himself up in the kitchen thing is clearly a joke that he uses in place of coming up with a real excuse as to why he isn't updating his slutcat comic.
>>67975136
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!
>>67975228
I'm too fucking autistic to play along, I'm sorry.
I'll stop now.
>>67975228
How fucking old is that video now
Jesus
>>67975228
shuuuun
>>67975228
>>67975292
>children who where born when that video came out can now legally browse 4chan
>>67975459
No they can't.
>>67975459
>mfw my bones are starting to ache
>>67975459
wait what?
>>67960075
Since Kaz's replace is MiA, I gave it a shot.
>>67960342
>>67961923
How are you to device a distraction when the only thing you have is the fur on your body (and quite a bit of blood sticking to said fur)? You don't have that much ingenuity!
>>67972879
>a can of chicken
>canned chicken
>>67975548
wash off blood
>>67973636
Well, at least he didn't stab his hand.
>>67975548
Distract the lady with your magnificent shoulders while they're not looking and knock her on the head
>>67975548
Take branch from the bush and throw it.
>>67975548
Make a paper aeroplane out of leaves and throw it at them.
>>67975548
throw the stained bad news tshirt at them that I forgot to draw in my panels!
>>67949897
>Running mascara
Why would a catgirl wear mascara? How could she even afford mascara? Does mascara even exist in the Elder Scrolls universe?
>>67975962
it's not mascara, Katia's tears are just dark from all the toxic chemicals in her hoe body.
>>67976203
ommicient imperial guards notice you stealing property from that push
prepare for cruel battle
>>67976203
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!
NOW PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!
Why not buy an air fryer you stupid cunt
>>67972879
>He is sick and can barely remain conscious at the moment.
Did he sliced open his entire fucking arm?
The fuck man? I get vasovagal syncope for blood, and it isn't as bad as this.
>>67976203
welcome back scrub!
>>67976833
>guard:
collapse with asthma
>>67976833
blame it on the other guy, all khajiit look the same
>>67976833
call upon mighty Anne Mari-I mean Sheogorath!
to be continued...potentially by someone else
>>67977388
I might when my tablet unfucks itself.and do you have a way i can contact you?
>>67977581you can contact me via this shitty lizard themed tumblrhttp://rawrunes.tumblr.com/better modes of communication can be arranged there
>>67977837
oh yeah you're the guy with the lizards
>>67977837
>Lizard
>Not newt
Also, now I wonder if there's some Floozy themed tumblr around
I want to cuddle with katia
>>67975541
>mfw my arms are spaghetti
>>67978228
>mfw there's vomit on my sweater already
>mom's spaghetti
>>67978228
>>67978266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3HErOOaAfs
>>67978084
I wanted to make her pop up after a certain time spend on the site, but was too lazy in the end.
Disgraceful to true kahjiit
hawt
>>67976454
I think it's more the flu and less the cut.
>>67979183
>>67976412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8
What's a really good graphics mod for Oblivion?
>>67981133
playing Skyrim
Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni
>>67981133
HGEC female body replacer
>>67975575
AMURICA
LAND OF THE FREE
HOME OF THE BRAVE
Is prequel Kaz's autobiography?
>>67981888
no,...........we are...
>>67981133
http://www.somethingfornobody.com/wiki/index.php?title=Oblivion
>>67981953
He has cancer!?Seriously what
>>67981953
woah m8
mmmm rocks
>>67972879
>making nuggets out of canned chicken
what
Kaz stop
Just gay marry one of us and we'll cook for you.
>>67982202
i kinda want to touch her teeth
they're probably pretty sharp but they look so weakly attached i feel like i could pull one off pretty easily
>>67975575
>>67982374
you need a better fetish
>>67982411
oh jeez i was looking for this one
This will be our Prequel update for the night, everyone. I want you to stare at this gif REAL HARD and imagine Katia in it somewhere.
