Can we have a Best of /co/ Thread? The love of my life just left me and I would like a distraction.
>>66640421
tacos are universal, tacos are love, anyone who feels it and loves ir can make tacos
Does this count?
>>66640581
I was thinking more comedic, but I will accept this.
>>66640421
how did you fuck it up now?
>>66640737It wasn't anyone's fault.
>>66640780
i bet. judging by how you cope with shit, just getting yourself distracted - im sure you had a very open and attentive relationship.
probably bummed yourself out of her life.
>>66640822Nope, don't make assumptions, anon. And I'm trying something new to cope.
Sure.
>>66641008
Didn't Bane become Batman for a bit in New 52 at some point?
>>66641081
The one with Freeze is reallyheart-warming
>>66641145
That was the greatest thread.
>>66641246
Meant the one with snowballs, but the other one is also good
>>66641497
>gfg.png
>>66641497
>>66640421
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>>66641935
>INB4 ITALIAN
>>66641964
Cant remember if this was /a/ or /co/ i remember a thread of /co/ that was just like this
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>>66642002
Gotcha covered
>>66642032
Fucked up the order
>>66642117
Fuck, I remember this.
>>66642093
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>>66642032
>tumblr file names
>Impossible to read sizes.
Are you fucking doing this on purpose?
>>66642321
>Are you fucking doing this on purpose?
I do not know anon...
>>66642263
God bless old /tg/.
>>66642302
I cannot believe that made me laugh as hard as I just did.
>>66641497
>captcha: happy lookmin
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>>66642604
Was this really that long ago? Jesus...
>>66642604
EVERY. TIME.
>>66642657
It wasn't *that* long ago.
>>66642803
>Update
I know, I just didn't think it was that long ago, it seems like a couple months ago.
>>66642687
honk honk
>>66642829
I don't know where that greentext came from, disregard it.
>>66642829
Come back to me when someone posts a thread cap from 2009 and you feel the same way.
>>66641032
Now to be fair, I saw the gif, and I wouldn't be surprised if Hulk tore open Black Widow's vagina all the way to her butthole.
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>>66642053
Here faggot. One Image not for ants.
>>66642883
I didn't see the gif
>>66642263
/tg/ has the best stories
>>66642302
dead parents will never not be funny
>>66640421
Feels like we've had a best of /co/ thread 2 days in a row
>inb4 italian bull worm
>>66643029
too late
>>66643029
We've had near constantly for about four days at least.
>>66642920
Thank you very much anon, are you doing anything on Fryday?
Panama still has free energy to this day because of this guy.
>>66644785
Woah.
>>66644785
I bet he wrote that with shift, not the caps lock.
okay den, let's see what i gots
>>66644785
Well... he was right
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>>66642117
Wow, you people are truly terrible. Maybe you should kill yourselves.
>>66644937
this is great
>>66640421
This will never not be my favorite chatcap.
>>66641118
My fukken sides
>>66641087
Yes he did
>>66645150
Unlike this guy.
>>66640421
If she left you, she's not the love of your life. It may hurt now, but somewhere out there you'll find someone better who won't leave you. Pick yourself up, you'll get through it.
dump ended
>>66645864
I forgot this happened and holy shit I'm dying here
me being molested by my dad i mean. not the conversation
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>>66641497
How would someone not wake up because of that?
If it isn't a lie, she must have been heavily drugged.
>>66645915
I suppose I'll try. Thanks, anon.
>>66645960
I appreciate the contributions, friend.
>>66645375
Something tells me the guy who posted that was thinking of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
>>66644937
best part is that some of the ones mixed in there actually are episodes.
>>66645915
not him but.
Have you seen king of the hill? You know who bill is? Do you know WHAT bill is? He is guy single guy. That is what defines him. He had one relationship. It was a shit relationship. But it was the only relationship he has ever had so he still longs for the woman who cheated on him and left him.
You want to know the relevance? There is not always a somebody out there for you. You may not even meet them if they are that someone. You may not even get together because you didn't talk to her for more than 5 words when you held the elevator for her.
Being what bill is is a real possibility. Let me tell you exactly what happened to a person like bill when their "love of their life" leaves them. They get really fucking depressed. They get so depressed they don't make a daily effort anymore. You know how you ran around to keep up with her? That's gone. You know how you went shopping for close and learned what looks good on you and what doesn't? That's gone. You know how you have the need to stay slim in order to fit into the suit she wants you to wear for formal parties? That's gone. You know how you always lifted her and carried heavy things she couldn't, so you had gained physique? That is gone!
All of these things don't even pass through your mind because your "love of your life" of 3 years cheated on you and left you. But your body, it defiantly notices. So when you finally become undepressed and your mind is ready, but now your body is incapable. Even though it may have been objectivly a shitty relationship relatively it was your best one. You end up a hairy fat guy who has no girlfriend or even a chance at dating women you are interested in because your standard is set at your horrible "love of your life."
You have two options when on this road.
You can ether become bill and obsess over finding or getting back the love you once had and never get it.
Or you can rise above the whole thing, dedicate your life to higher causes. Create a legacy.
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>>66640421
See this is why I only date 2D characters
>>66646096
Fuck I thought I was straight but then...
I need to go fap...The worst part is that it's hardly the first time I've read this screen cap. Fuck I get hard at the mere thought of it now.
>>66646537
Welcome to 4chan.
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>>66646653
I really love this one.
>>66641040
>Luthor, you're a madman
Every time
>>66640421
>tacos
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>>66646273
Don't make this weird, fag.You're welcome.
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>>66646653
I salute the people who did this project. Truly a masterful documentary work.
>>66647074
Fuck, I remember this too.
>>66645563
This is probably the best thing I've ever read.
So anon. How'd it happen? Sit on papa's lap and tell me all about it.
>>66647304
ITS A TRICK!
>>66647304
I'd rather not get into it.
>>66647304
l-lewd.
/r/ the edit shit was so cash
>>66641497
She knew it was happening.
She didn't know what was happening, but she knew something was.
>>66646096
Thanks for the boner
>>66641032
>Implying his dick doesn't penetrate through her vaginal walls into her rectum thus buttfucking her pussy.
>>66641497
That's hot in a really sick way.
>>66640547
Yeah I've never even had a taco made by a Mexican. A Panamanian sure, but he's my roommate.
>>66647554
you take the taco shell, put meat in it, then add some meat, shredded chees, letuce tommato and onion.
it isn't that different if a mexican puts it in.
http://youtu.be/JlDrwFFPgjs?t=57s
>>66640421
>>66647656
>taco shell
Cracker, please.
>>66642943
Apparently swedes have spider problems.
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>>66648038
LOL
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>>66646459
...Well shit.
>>66641871
>Whether is be to fight against gant robots or open your eyes for another day of a short life.
That really ruined it for me. I just imagine him saying that bold speech with heroic music swelling in the background and then he blurts that out and then everything becomes quiet and awkward.
>>66646096
Is movie theater lad really a trap?
>>66645485
>fruity buggers
Funniest thing I have read in a while
>>66647872
I wonder what that roomate thought of winter soldier.
>>66645062
Some of this is strangely prophetic.
>>66646096
I admit I fapped to this an uncomfortable number of times.
>>66647656
when a mexican puts it in,
you'll know.
>>66645166
>you people are truly terrible
where do you think you are
>>66648312
Well is he? Someone must know what he looks like.
>>66647441
Someone actually said that in the thread but I didn't bother putting that in.
>>66649676
He's male, but he really does look rather feminine.
>>66649910
Can you e-mail me pictures?
>>66650146
thank you, anon
>>66650146
Okay I know furfags are hated vehemently but that's ridiculous. You're ridiculous /co/.
>>66650146
/pol/ agrees
>>66648924
>WHAT IF CYCLOP'S FORCE BLASTS TURNED PEOPLE GAY?
Gayzor Beam?
>>66645248
Never gets old.
>>66641497
>even the screencap gets reactions
truly, one of the most awful posts in years outside of /b/
>>66647656
>it isn't that different if a mexican puts it in.
this americano ain't never done tasted a genuinely made Mexican taco.
>>66645191
almost made me want to undrop Korra
almost
>>66652082
Explains the foot fetishists
>>66653129
and the bias against cats. that may explain the lack of caturdays recently
>>66641118
>then one night when he was fapping to flatulence porn...
dammit I lol'd too hard
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>>66653386
Nah, the mods just kill them immediately. Fuckers.
>>66641497
At least he wasn't buttfucking her pussy
>>66645191
space jam makes everything better.
>>66648312
That was clearly a fictional story
You're telling me you believe a bunch of 12 year olds would have a homosexual orgy with one of them dressed as a girl?
>>66645911
i kiek ery timmy
>>66656041
Boys between 6 and 14 already do lots of gay shit on their own. The most sexually frustrated people on the planet, camping in the middle of the woods with no supervision, and one of them is cute enough to pass as a girl? If someone can discover a better setup for gay shenanigans, they would win a Nobel prize.
So maybe it didn't really happen, word of an anonymous and all, but you can't say it doesn't have merit. Also it's hot as fuck.
>>66647986 oh dang I remember this
>>66656352
The only thing that's hot about it is the thought of no-strings, consequence free sex. It's a fantasy.
The longer you think about it, the more the reality - that he's a ten year old who poops from there and nobody used any lube and they were in the woods - becomes apparent. If it's true, Movie Theater Lad has the most raggedy, blood and shit-caked ass with pine needles up it you ever conceived of.
