>you come home from a night out
> Power Girl is passed out on your couch
>she was obviously drunk (some sort of magic alcohol ) and crashed through your window and passed out
What would you do
>remember she will wake up tomorrow at full power and hung over
>>80987702
>bring her a blanket
>go to sleep
>wake up before her
>go to the kitchen
>open the fridge
>grab the eggs
>get a bowl
>fill it with eggs
>bring bowl with eggs inside to her
>wake her up
>tell her to not say anything, just to eat these
>give her the eggs
Kick her out, I got work in the morning I ain't got time for this shit
>>80987737
Beat me to the fucking punch, dammit
>>80987737
She has to eat all the eggs!
>>80987737
Do you cook the eggs?
>>80987914
Of course not.
>>80987737
What's the context of this, I completely forgot it.
>>80987803
I was just gonna type eggs in caps and leave it at that.
>>80987702
...Is she at least going to pay to have my window fixed?
>>80987702
Jam it in
>>80988039
What the hell did I just read and what poor life choices brought me here
Too old.
>>80988005
Well, someone posted a photo of a passed out drunk woman and asked what we'd do with her. And some random asshole wrote that post.
>>80988203
What's the point of the eggs, actually?
>>80988250
They're the stereotypical breakfast dish, I guess.
>>80988250
I think the anon tried to look sweet, "imma give her this nutitrious dish before she even asks for one". He probably meant cooked eggs
>>80988005
eggs
Kick her to the floor, tell her to get lost, and go to bed.
>>80988363
Now I'm wondering if the original poster meant a bowl of scrambled eggs. That's somewhat less amusing.
>>80988005
>>80987702
Try my best to get a blood sample, even if I have to find some kryptonite, and then hide said blood sample and kryptonite, before calling news organizations and telling them where she is.
And then since I live in the DC universe I try and give myself kryptonian powers. It's so crazy it'll probably work.
>>80988250
Well, basically >>80988485
I guess anon was trying to help but it went hilarious
>>80987702
I'd find something to block the now open window, clean up the glass everywhere in the fucking room.
Cover her with a blanket, sure she can't get cold but it is a nice gesture. I'd go about my usual routine, beyond that. I might be tempted to feel her up.
>>80988485
This will never not make me crack up.
A bowl of fucking eggs.
I mean his behavior up until that point has the sickeningly sweet veneer of try-too-hard chivalry, but the bowl of fucking eggs.
It's always a good idea to eat something in the morning, but why not tea and toast? Or a fry? Why fucking eggs?! And a bowl of them! Motherfucker's gonna be whipping up at least a half dozen eggs as part of his hangover cure.
God damn my sides.
>>80987702
Thank her for the gift of a couch.
strip to my underwear and try to snuggle up under her with out waking her. Awake in the morning and act like you hooked up with a Peej cosplayer.
>>80987702
Call the police, or the Justice League. Bitch broke my window.
>>80988415
He probably did, but dragging some passed out stranger into your home is still incredibly creepy.
>>80987702
Try to wake her u-
>she will wake up tomorrow
>tomorrow
Fuck her until I can't fuck her anymore.
>>80987702
Tell her she's paying for my fucking window when she wakes up.
>>80987702
Impregnate her.
>>80988141
Are you really going to try to do that to someone who can lift a tank like a toothpick?
>>80990127
Pretty much this honestly.
Shitpost on 4chan until 4am then cry myself to sleep just like every other night.
I think it's weirder in that situation for her to wake up in the morning with zero context.
Wake her up, say hi, tell her she can sleep on the couch. Offer her a cup of tea in the morning.
I would try to take a picture that looked like she raped me.
>>80988039
>>80988797
>I dun care what happened!
>Eat these!
>[Rocky theme intensifies]
>>80990228
Take the beast with the D
>>80987702
Take her unconscious body and sell it to Lex Luthor for 1 billion dollars
>>80988039
Think you could make a cake or cookies with that milk?
>>80987702
Call the Justice League. A drunk Kryptonian is a disaster waiting to happen for all I know of their biology.
>>80988485
>ywn feed your waifu raw eggs
Why even live /co/?
Fuck her because he won't wake up till tomorrow
Deal with the beating later and pray I got her pregnant
>>80987853
All 50?
>>80993071
"She"
>>80987702
Well, first, since I don't know anything about Power Girl since I don't keep up with the news or media, I would wake her up and tell her to get lost or I will call the cops.
Then I would frantically search for my dog because there is is no fucking way my dog wouldn't make some noise at some stranger. Just hope the bitch didn't kill it or something.
>>80993071
>Peej is preggers and doesn't know why
>Wonders if her grandfather's back in continuity again
>>80987702
Hotlesbiansex
If she wakes up I'm fucked but hey, I'm sure it'd be worth it
>>80991551
>That one day I got so bored I decided to see how long it'd take to produce enough breast milk to make an ice cream cake big enough for a titcow stripper to jump out of
>>80991551
Depends on what superpowered milk is likeDo you think it would be rich and thick?
>>80994804
Absolutely.
>>81000900
>Power Girl will never be your personal dairy cow
Strip her and take a bunch of pictures before titfucking her. Then clean her up a bit and throw her out. Hopefully she won't remember who's house she went in.
>>80987702
>Give her a blanket
>Throw her uniform in the wash
>Sit a glass of water and asprin on the table next to her with a note telling her, her uniform is in the dryer and not to worry about the window.
>Think about stealing a kiss while she's passed out because pg is muh waifu
>decide against it and go to bed
>feel a little sad after i come back down in the morning and noticed she's gone
Looks like it's time to bust out the grade AAA jumbos.
>>80987737
Only reason I'm here.
>>81001026
>She will never tease you as you drink straight from dem titties
>>81001286
Fuckin beta and omega right here.
I'd toss a blanket on her and call it a night. No need to be a creeper but I ain't fuckin' maid, especially to someone crashing into my place and using it as their own motel. Next morning I'd tell her clean the mess she made cause I don't give a fuck about drunken bullshit.
>>81001650
>He wouldn't treat a superhero as well as he would a friend of his if he or she were passed out drunk
Shit friend iigtbqhwyf
>>81001286
This is the most depressing thing I've ever read
>>80988164
top kek.
I was thinking along the same lines, but why did we read all of it?
>>81001698
I don't fucking know her besides her being PowerGirl and they crashed into my place without permission, so I'm gonna be pissed off. I'm not gonna clean up after them because the got loaded drunk. I drink, but not to the point where I'm mess and I don't have time for people being like that around me. Jesus fucking christ, I said I'd toss a blanket on them and go to bed.
>>81001933
Superheroes keep us safe, anon. Get their backs too. And stop being a shithead
>>81001645
>PG will never be fighting Grodd as he tries to develop a new ape-transformation ray
>She will never replace the ape DNA in his machine with her own just before it blasts the test subjects
>She will never mock Grodd as now he's got a bunch of angry Superwomen ready to kick his ass
>She will never realise in horror the women didn't inherit her flight and strength, but did gain certain other attributes
>Power Girl "fans"
obtain a GED
>>80987702
Call the Avengers.
>>80987853
Timestamp and browse /co/ for BvS threads
>>80993131
If some schmuck on the chain gang can do it...
>>81002058
Go back to /asp/ie
I would probably snap a picture then post it on /co/.
Then lie and say I had sex with her, reap the 500 replies then turn off the computer and cry in my bed.
>>80987737
HELLO M'LAAAADY! *TIPS FEDORA* IM HERE TO SERVE M'LADY SOME EGGS. I HOPE M'LADY GETS ME LAID DUE TO BEING NICE TO M'LAAADDY....MMMM YEESS.. SWEET MOUNTAINS OF M'LADY! *TIPS FEDORA*
>>81002162
I always wonder how many eggs Newman ate in one go when filming that scene.
Ask her politely to replace the window and cook her a delicious italian sausage breakfast omlet
Fuck her multiple times and hope I get her pregnant.
>>81002450
He only ate eight eggs, and not all at once.
>>81002537
Well that's just disappointing.
>>81002469
I'd give her my delicious Italian sausage of y'know what I'm sayin
>>80988250
Protein. Helps with a hangover.
>>80987702
>>80987737
Welp, there goes my post.
>>80988250
I think a bowl of eggs is somebody's idea of a cure for hangover.
Like a hard boiled Prairie Oyster or something.
>>81002488
This is the worst fetish.
So why do I have it.
>>80987702
Carry her to my bed and sleep on the couch. In the morning say that she kicked me out of bed when she showed up drunk and try to use the whole incident to guilt her into spending enough time with me that we can become friends, or at least acquaintances, close enough for her to introduce me to Supergirl.
>>80987737
>First post best post
>>80988039
Damn. Who ever wrote that really knows how to sell a fetish.
The notion of a humans milk used to make me nauseous but now I don't know.
>>81003306
Welcome to the fold, friend. 4chan awakened my milk fetish too. Puts the "ew" in lewd.
>>81002811
How is it a fetish? It's the most basic and deeply engraved sexual programming a human being can have.
>>80987702
how do i get a drunk or hung over power girl to pay for the broken window?
>>80988141
it would be like trying to jam it in solid steel.
>>81002050
Good end?
>>81003364
I feel like there's a whole new world of creamy, boob dairy goodness out there for me to discover. Thank you Anon, I was blind but now I see.
>>80990525
>PeeGee just crashed on my couch!
>Dubs decides what I do next
First thing I do is put up a blanket or something to close the gaping hole in what used to be my window.
>>81003630
>Get is 'stick it in her pooper'
>Keep browsing
>>81003624If you're interested I've actually written some milky greentexts. I didn't write >>80988039, but I helped start it up.
>>81003306It was meI was drunk and on 4chan, things happen
>>81003715Yes please
>>80990525
Are you me?
We will never get a PeeGee movie, or a new comic at Conner's level, or animated movie.
Why live?
>>81003715
>>81003799
I would like more, especially more milky Powergirl
>>81003715
I don't mind. If other anons want to hear it too and we don't overtake the thread, that's cool.
>>81003799
You got a knack for it dude.
>>81003799
I thank you every thread for this, but thank you
>Drunk on 4chan.
That's how I started writing femdom greentext!
>Yes please
Warning: RWBY
>>81003630
>fuck her in the ass
>fuck her in the pussy
>fuck her tits
>fuck her mouth
>>81003913
Liquor, arousal and 4chan are dangerous things to mix, especially when you're bored.I have like, ten damn greentext stories that got started that way, though I've stopped updating now that I'm working
>>81003630
>Power Girl crashes threw you window and sleeps on your couch in costume
>next morning she's gone
>you repair the window
>three weeks later you come home to see a broken window and Power Girl is sleeping on your couch wearing nothing but her underwear
>next morning she's gone
>you repair the window
>two weeks later you come home to see a broken window and Power Girl sleeping naked on your couch
>next morning she's gone
>you repair the window
>the next day you come home to see a broken window and a pissed off Power Girl lying naked on your bed
>be confused and decide to go on your computer and go on 4chan hearing her say 'are you fucking kidding me?!' in the background
>>81004063Amen to that buddy. I just started rambling on my friends' Steam chat about wanting X character or Y character to "Be mean to me". Yikes.
>That pic
Who dat?
>>81004132
Malon from Legend of Zelda.
>>81004132My buddy started watching Kill la Kill and fucking SAO, and I entertained myself by referring to Ragyo as "World's best Mom" and shouting "fuck your cousin you coward" respectivelyIt should be noted that the Ragyo part was before he'd seen her "unlocking her daughter's chakras", so it was pretty damn funny when he got to that part
>>81004494
Tee hee.
>>81004098
>tfw Power Girl tries to stop your ascent to wizardhood
>>81004562
Seriously, he walked into my room and shouted "you motherfucker" after the bathhouse scene.
It was great.
>>80987702
I tell her that she doesn't need to tell me what happened, but she needs to eat a bowl of eggs.
>>80988039
What the hell, here's a link to the paste
>http://pastebin.com/B12yAgX7
And one to all the others I made in a half-remembered blur
>http://pastebin.com/u/ShittyScribings
>>81006531
Thank you
>>81004098
Why does she want one pathetic man's dick so much?
>>81008292
He hits her fetish?
>>80987702
If she's guaranteed out til tomorrow I'd probably just grope and suck the hell out of her breasts since she's not going to remember it anyway.
>>80987702
Quietly and gently suck on her toes.
>make sure she's on her side so she doesn't choke on her vomit.
>put a bucket by a couch
>sweep up glass
>get a blanket for her
>write note regarding paying for my broken window in case she wakes up before I do.
>throw the cat out the window
>You're At home
>Suddenly you hear knock at your door\Doorbell ringing
>Go to door
>Open it.
>Nobody is standing there.
>Look down
>See this on the ground
What do you do?
>>81010337
Place a bowl of eggs beside her and shut the door.
>>81010337
>Break out the champagne and cigars
>Call all my friends and tell them the great news
>"The Kryptonian Fairy finally answered my letter!"
>>80987702
YOU HAVE TO EAT THE EGGS
>>81010337
Keep her as a pet.If you know what I mean
>>81010337
The real question is, is Zod still around?
If he is, I kill her straight out because I'm not going to risk the planet for super pussy.
If Zod isn't commanding her, I remove her gag, talk to her a bit, and offer her some eggs.
>>81010423
>>80987702
Being a student of mythology I know exactly what to do.
Don't get involved with gods.
>>81010894
I dunno, that swan I had sex with was one of my best lays in a while anon
>>80987702
wonder what the fuck she is doing in my house
shine the superman logo i make, looks like a child cut it out
hope to god that supes shows up to pick up his drunkass cousin before the sun rises
grumble to self as i try to sleep amidst her snoring
>wake up the next morning with her spooning you
>you can't escape her loving grasp
>all you can do is enjoy her breasts pressing against you as she breathes and her perpetually warm body as the sun creeps over your sheets
>>81008292
prowling all over the world randomly for men is one of the few ways she can get off these days.
that and no one will believe them bragging about fucking power girl.
>>81010423
>>81010470
oh my god im fucking dying
>>81008292
This
>>81004596
She knows in ten years I will have the world on it's knees and this is her attempt at a preemptive strike.
>>81011827
>to prevent a bad-end future from happening, the super hero community must band together to get one awkward nerd laid
I'd buy three copies.
>>80987702
Just a reminder that isn't Power Girl anymore, here is your new Power Girl thanks to DC Comics and the New 52!
>>81012210
WE WUZ KRYPTONIANS AND SHEEEIT
>>81012210
What is this travesty?
>>81012285
Another DC attempt at being progressive that they'll sweep away quietly after the press stops about her.
>>81004596
>this will never happen
>>81004132
>>That pic
>Who dat?
you've somehow managed to get through your life up to this point without having played Ocarina Of Time? what the shit anonymous, that's like saying you've never eaten a sandwich. somebody show you a BLT and you're all "whoa what kind of food is that".
>>80988039
>>80987702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34gATGTDp38&ab_channel=KyhanGJR
>>81013331
what's the website that let you do this?
>>81002360
did copypasta just talk to copypasta?
>>81012210
>>80988485
>Taking a passed out girl to your house
It's like you want to be accused of rape and have your life destroyed. I'd leave that bitch right the fuck there.
>>81012712I find the Legend of Zelda games really boring, anon. I've tried playing them and I just can't.
>>81012284
>>81012285
Okay, so, remind me: what exactly is wrong with her again? Or, rather, what is wronger than Dick Grayson becoming Batman, Connor Hawke becoming Green Arrow, Wally West becoming the Flash, etc?
>>81017517
She's a girl. Pretty much automatically disqualifies her in 4chan's eyes
>>81017517
She won't eat the bowl of eggs and keeps trying to tell us what happened.
>>81012210
Do you ever think that DC is trying to fail cause I'm starting too.
>>81017517
I've never read PG too much, but after reading a few Wiki pages, I'm going to guess it's because she took up the mantle without superheroeing with PG before.
>>81016341
Shit tastes/10
>>81021001
I wish I liked them anon.
>>81010337
Force her to wear this.
Masturbate while just before she melts my testicles with her eye beams and punches me with the force of a few atomic bombs.
Wonder why my cat isn't dead.
>Take pictures
> write more demanding repairs to entry point
> tape note to pg's forehead.
> go to bed
>>81004063
...Plague?
>>81022151
The drawing? I don't think so.
>>81021333
Her boobs can bring back the dead
>>81022182
I think that was either posted by him or reposted by him on his tumblr.
I saw it somewhere in relation to him
>>81006531
More pg please...
