ITT: we confess/share our weird /co/ crushes.
beat mine. I don't even know why, but she has always been a crush of mine. Not full on waifu, but still. Fucking spider.
>mfw I'm not the only one
How do you even fall in love with a woman who doesn't exist?
>>64521406
She's French, and has a mix of motherly kindness and sexual ferocity. Makes perfect sense.
>>64521531
>>64521531
Like this
>>64521406
Get at my level scrub
I'm not a furry, but Mrs Brisby is definitely on my list.especially that scene where she loses her cape holy shit i don't know why that turns me on so much
>>64521693
So you like crazy, domineering women? That's entry-level son.
>>64521650
There's a difference between having a crush on somebody and getting a boner over somebody you know.
>>64521406
I am a lost soul.
>>64521693
>he thinks lusting over robots isn't perfectly normal
>>64521782
Just because shes attractive doesnt mean it isnt real
>>64521618
huh. That actually DOES make sense.
I guess that explains two of my weird crushes I have, despite not being a furry. Pic related.
>>64521531
where do you think we are right now?
>>64521995
And number two. I suppose this crush is made more relevant by the fact that Eva Gabor is fucking sexyeven if she's actually Hungarian, not French
>>64522052
shit, forgot pic.
>>64521531
>Not filling the void left by your non-existant love life with imaginary characters
>>64522032
That still doesn't answer my question
>>64521971
How is a chubby minuscule troll-like creature the least bit visually appealing?
I'm not in any way into GMILFs, but I'd rattle the dust out of her bones.
I console myself with the fact that it's Eartha Kitt's voice.
>>64521995
Miss Bianca is fucking perfect. Bernard was dropping his spaghetti for two whole movies, and she still married his nerdy ass, even when that fucking Aussie redneck was hitting on her.
Also, tell me the cuddling scene in the first movie wasn't cute. Go on, I dare you.
I've lusted after devils, insects, aliens, reptiles, machines, abstracts, elementals, plants, ape creatures, witches, ghosts, fairies, golems, gargoyles, vessels, bird women, short stacks, mutations, the undead, cat people, fish ladies and puppets.
Weird would be a blonde college girl in a sweater.
>>64522202
Shape shifter
>>64522205
I just wish she was smaller, but besides from that, she's utterly perfect to me.
I get weirdly attracted to women just on exact micro portion of the masculine/feminine bell curve
>>64522202
>hating on a body type
>on 4chan
>>64522202
Chubby has always been my thing, bean poles are nasty imo
D-definitely not Renamon, that's for sure...
>>64522474
>Renamon
Babby's first crush. Nobody around here would care, we've all felt that stirring.
I don't even consider this one to be weird. But I have always had the biggest crush on this cute green girl.
>>64522532
I seriously can't tell if I like this more or less. And I have severe arachnophobia!
nice stealth furry thread, the 5fth on we got today
>>64522541
That's not weird at all. Not a bad choice, but not weird.
>>64521406
It has to do with /mlp/... so that's out the question.
>>64522074
>>64522052
>>64522597
Also, Angelina Jolie as Maleficent did very strange things to my dick.
>tfw no evil fairy to make nasty faces at you
>>64522592
Noice
>>64522689
I don't care what anyone says, she still does it for me.
>>64522689
Her fucking lips killed it for me. Great acting, but her lips were too big to truly feel malificent-ish
>>64522639
Let me guess....Celestia?
>>64522745
I thought they were perfect. Added to her sort of inhuman beauty. Plus, Mally had big lips in the original too.
Think of a scifi cartoon with monsterous-alien girls. You know the ones.
Yeah, them/those ones.Oh wait there are nearly none of them, because all girls must be beautiful humanoids, or must appear to be regular humans at all times instead of just being themselves.
> monster buster club's Cathy in her true form
> young justice's M'Gann in her true form
> i want to post a third option but i can't think of any others because that's how fucking rare they are
goddamnit.
>>64522836
I suppose, its just maleficent has the strict british nanny vibe, and angelina just didnt have that for me
>>64522836
>>64522745
>>64522729
>>64522689
I liked that movie, but honestly, I felt concerned for Jolie. She looked unhealthily thin.
>>64522938
she's way more healthy than before, though. she was anorexia-tier skinny for years, I thought she looked great
>>64522890
I feel your pain. There will never be more a couple of truly inhuman girls in fiction.
>>64522205
>they will never give this movie a proper theatrical sequel with yzma
>Earth Kitt is dead
it's a shame, she was great as her.
>>64522762
Nope.Rarity
>>64523017
>The squirrel
Muhheart!
>>64523010
Not a brony, but I can respect that. I guess I have a thing for unicorns thoughand god that feels weird to actually say
>>64523097
you're not the faggot who spams /v/ with that unicorn webcomic are you?
>>64523017
>squirrel girl from Sword in the Stone
FUCKING SADDEST SCENE EVER. Not even kidding. It's all fun, she's chasing him, Merlin's singing, he's getting mad at the other squirrel, Arthur's getting mad at her, then fucking WHAM.
>>64523017
>>64523076
>>64523132
Please don't do this to me again /co/
Please let me forget
>>64523184
You still remember the exact sound of her crying. You know you do.
I wanted to be her sex slave so badly.
>tfw I'll never have sex with the Hex.
>>64523229
>>64523184
>>64523229
>>64523268
>>64523268
Bill Finger.
>>64523268
>>64523097
Horses in general make me feel... Mmmm~... it's there ass.
Weird? Hmmm... let's go with Kanga, Kangaroo Milf from Winnie the Pooh. Motherly love plus vaguely forbidden fruit gets me somewhere in the viscera.
>>64523097
Well, as far as legends go, unicorns are supposed to be the most beautiful creatures to exist.
>>64523427
>>64523482
yup, you can't go wrong with equine ass
>>64523671
Oh wow.
Misery a cutie, I ain't gotta explain shit.
I loved her in Quack Pack. That perfect combination of flirty and crazy.
Top husbando. Keldor? Meh. Skeletor, take me fucking now.
Don't judge me /co/
>>64523828
>>64522836
Why are villainesses so hot?
>>64523764
MYAAAAH
>>64523764
You're husbando a shit
That blue robot chick. Jenny, I think? Never even watched her show. I just saw that one porn parody, and suddenly the idea of having a submissive-yet-badass robot waifu was a huge fucking turn-on.
>>64523953
You raise a good one, but I mean, look at this majestic motherfucker.
I've always had a crush on Amy. Something about the "cute pink girls" in cartoons always gets me horny.
>>64523828
dat ear notch
>>64524438
>Sally Acorn
>Not Amy
What are you; autistic?
>>64524324
The creepy thing about Amy is that she is 11 but in the body of a 18 year old or something like that, because she wanted to be old enough to be with Sonic and the gang
>>64521693I bet you like traps too
>>64526850
Do I ever
I don't think this counts as a weird crush /co/-wise, but it's still worth posting.
Anyone else here from the /r9k/ Summer of 2013?
>>64521722
>especially that scene where she loses her cape holy shit i don't know why that turns me on so much
bad news, you're a furry
>>64524438
>> vest
>>shoes
>>no pants
Yep that did it, that did something to lil me, don't know what but it's something alright.
>>64523828
Just remember, lions are fucking huge.
>>64527794lion pussy, on the other hand...
>>64521406
I fucking hate her and I wish I could quit her.
>>64527880
lots of angry masturbation sessions huh?
>>64527880
>Wolverine And The X-Men Emma.
Goddamn her tits were huge even by comic-book standards in that series. Top fucking percentage.
>>64523828
every girl i knew has a crush on simba when they were 10. i don't think it's all that weird they have very human expressions.
i think leo from tmnt is the weirdest it ever got for me.
>>64522074
i sort of had a crush on thomas o'malley because he reminded me of my cat. wow that sounds creepy.
>>64528176
Even though the sequel wasn't that good, Kovu is a hunk.
People say she is disgusting , they are fucking crazy.
>>64527880
This is the only time I ever liked Emma.
Mostly because of Kari though.
>>64524324
>>64524438
I got it bad for Rouge. Not sure she counts as a "weird" crush, since I know exactly why I like her.
>femme fatale
>gets wet from pretty jewels
>intelligent
>wings
>ASS
Yep.
>>64525485
let's see, not an airhead like Amy, good leader, doesn't put up with bullshit, not fucking pink, dat ass, and dat voice. Seriously, Kath Soucie has one of the sexiest voices ever. If she did audiobooks, she could make a biography of William Taft sexy.
>>64529075
I don't care for Rouge (or Sonic in general past about 1995), but there is no denying dat ass.
I kind of liked the female fox from Fox and the Hound. I think it was her blatant attempts of seduction that got me.
You know you lost on purpose just to see her.
>>64523828
>dat angrysex
>>64529847
>Lose
What kind of casual do you think I am?
>>64530222
An especially bad one since you get that sequence, when you save the game as well.
Don't really have one anymore, but when I was a very young child, pic related would supposedly make me very flustered and it got to the point I would claim she was misunderstood and driven to do things she honestly felt was right. And that none of that crap would have happened if there was an actual guy to appreciate her (I took the song a little literally at that one part).
Of course, this is what my family tells me when they reminisce over my childhood, so for all I know I could be getting rused hardcore.
>>64531005
>supposedly make me very flustered and it got to the point I would claim she was misunderstood and driven to do things she honestly felt was right.
lol bless your soul
>>64522890
>> monster buster club's Cathy in her true form
What did that one look like? I can't remember.
>>64523268
FUCK. That scene comes right the fuck out of nowhere.
Amelia the Damselfly from Santo Bugito (one of the earliest crushes I remember)
>>64531058
Bless your poor, unfortunate soul.
![Mona-Lisa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6TwiZ5j.jpg "Mona-Lisa[1].jpg")
>>64522380
brother! I welcome thee.
>>64532064Any good porn of her?
>>64532174
Don't know.
Never looked. Was a childhood crush.
>>64532064
Same here.
Babbys first /co/ crush
explains a lot, really
>>64522380
>Devastation
As in the Wonder Woman rogue? What movie is she in?
>>64532405
she was one of the muscles for the Light in Young Justice along with Tuppence Terror
a little less ripped but the white trash hair style combos nicely for a female good tough
>>64521722
>tfw your choice appears 8 posts in
Well, shit.
>>64532470
Huh. I'm honestly surprised anyone at DC remembers Deva exists. Oh well, not the worst they've ever treated the Wonder rogues.
>Tuppence Terror
>the prison episode where Miss Martian and Superboy disguised themselves as the twins
>that bit at the end where they made out
That was just plain weird.
Giraffe maid. Yes.
this might be more /a/ but this one make smy dick diamonds
muh moth loli
>>64532682
At least it wasn't the hippo. I know how these threads become.
>>64527503
Nope.
2006 horror movie .gif links to /x/.
Fuck /b/ and everything that came of it.
Teen Titans Gizmo but something really out there? That's actually a tough one without resorting to husbando/harem stuff.
Hmm..
>>64531957
>"Poor unfortunate souls! In pain. In need. This one longing to be thinner, that one wants to get the girl, and do I help them? Yes indeed?"Almost like she's singing to you, isn't it?
>>64522250
That's not weird. Glados is weirder than that--she's just a voice.
Unless if by reptile you mean, like, a photograph of a bearded dragon.
>>64532701
As a devotee to the Goddess Mothra, I can see that.
>>64531256
literally 1 second in google image search you lazy fuckalso i kind of remember that the character who crushes on her human form (cut-off on left of image) would probably freak the fuck out at her true form. feels bad man.
>>64528502
> leo
There's something about Mikey's carefree funloving personality that makes me want tobang him all day every day
C-cowabunga..
>>64528502
>>64533420
>Leo
>Mikey
>Not the objectively best turtle, Raph
I don't even wanna fuck any of them, but you guys should at least want to fuck the best one if you wanna fuck any.
>>64533262
>literally 1 second in google image search you lazy fuck
Why do that when I know someone will do it for me? Google typically results in lots of fanart and poor shots. It's better to let someone else sort through it.
>>64533496
That's not gap-toothed Donny
>>64529705
Rogue has an ass?
>>64533855
She's the only Sonic girl with any sign of an actual ass other than maybe Vanilla.
>>64533900
l-lewdgot any examples?
![Rouge-1-rouge-the-bat-fan-club-26777639-400-5871[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VRoWfA1.png "Rouge-1-rouge-the-bat-fan-club-26777639-400-5871[1].png")
>>64533971
Official examples? There's plenty, this one being one of the ones that makes it the most visible.
I can't help it.Heis so cute.
>>64522562
There are ways to get over fear.
>>64521406
Go ahead, come at me.
I'm not even kidding. I have no idea how or why it started. It would take me forever to try to explain it, but god damn I love him.
That voice, that smile, his taste in cars and clothing, and the way he moves. Losing my old hard drive filled with all my screencaps and gifs was torture.
>them talking about getting married in the future somehow was a huge turn on for me.
>them possibly being related made it better
>>64534290
nice of you to drop in smithers.
Dunno about weird, but it's there.
>>64534356
>You're really good at turning me on
>>64534356
I knew that was coming.
I was tempted to spoiler inb4 go to bed smithers just because it was inevitable.
>>64534515
glad i didn't disappoint.
seriously though, i think you and smithers have the corner on mr burns.
>>64534515
How much do you relate to Smithers though?
>>64522890
Tak is a borderline example.
>>64521406
>mfw I noticed she actually had four eyes as opposed to two only last year
>>64534720
>wear glasses
>hair went grey stupid early into my 20s
>collect toys
>total fucking pushover devoted to one person in my life
>love mr. burns
More than I would have thought, actually.
>>64534375
Tinkerbell is not strange at all. You know why she looks the way she does, right?
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/tinkerbell-284331-film-based.html?videos
>>64521406
>he thinks a sexually attractive spider thing is a weird fetish
>on 4chan
>on /co/
Okay we're not as far gone as, say, /tg/ or /d/ but goddamn it we're trying.
>>64522890
>>64523002
>>64531256http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/368080
>>64523002
Look up Meandraco sometime.
As for mine, yeah.
>>64521807
..I got to agree with this.
He is just a lovely brand of creepy.
>>64532312LET'S HIT THOSE SHOWERS
Sometimes I like to imagine I've gotten my hands on a magic artifact and he's keeping me in a cage, creeping on me and trying his damnedest to get it off me.
>>64532638
Wiessman is honestly really good at taking the lesser known villains and making something just utterly enjoyable out of them
>>64536297
But he's busy making his game, and a good portion of his old works are no longer in any of his galleries.
>>64536458
Not even e621? Now I'm wondering if there's something of his that I missed.
But even the stuff that's still on FA is decent, if you're starved for that kind of thing.
>>64532869
fat guy hands
>>64521406
>>64521406
I had a crush on the centipede, he had a really cute accent. Oh gosh.
>>64523671
/k/ here, who's this fag using hooker spit to lubricate his beretta 92fs?
>>64537599
>/k/ here
Bullshit. If you were actually from /k/ you would've already seen that a bajillion times.
>>64523953
>>64537725
by all means, post that on /k/, see the reaction you get.
>>64521531
it's a fake set of ideals and fantasies where their rejection of you is as fictional as they are, so they already have something up on the flawed real-life girls that already exist.
>>64538103
By all means, shut the fuck up, I just told you it's nothing new.
>>64533496
Good taste.
Don't ask, I don't even know.
>>64523650
>unicorns are supposed to be the most beautiful creatures to exist
Actually, they're supposed to be snorty ferocious beasts who kill humans on sight unless they're hot virgins. The whole, "unicorn omg beautiful pure" thing is a relatively modern idea.
>>64523097
There is no shame in loving something so beautiful.
>>64536894
Huh, that is actually kind of weird.
>>64538470
They represent a penis. Single large horn. Only interact/desire virgin maidens. Horses are usually symbols of male virility. etc
Her voice drove me crazy when I was a kid. I didn't know what I was feeling.
I still have the hots for her.
>>64538611
>only interact with virgin maidens
Yeah but that's been twisted by Victorian romanticists. It used to be said that unicorns would kill anyone but the purest of maidens. Then it got changed to "unicorns are invisible and only pure maidens can see them."
>>64538711
Unicorns are pretty low on awesome fantasy creatures list. Not has fun as other things.
>>64538757
My favorite fantasy creature is probably the griffin. Part lion, part eagle. The king of beasts, crossed with the king of birds. I think that's pretty cool.
>>64538852
>male lions don't do all the hunting, the females do
>they just laze around the den watching the cubs while females hunt
>hyenas actually kill more animals than lions do
>there are many other beasts that are stronger/bigger/deadlier/etc than lions
Yet people call them king of beasts.
I just don't know.
>>64538103
I don't think he has to, anon.
http://archive.heinessen.com/k/image/hBEAxGeI5S37yxZfHsT4Jg
>>64538929
Driver ants are the real apex predator in Africa anyway.
>>64523233
Where is this from?
>>64539017
Reboot. An old Canadian CGI cartoon.
Yeah I know I'm weird
>>64539134
No. In fact, I'd say you're pretty fucking casual.
>>64538974
Well that's easy. It's all dat soft cushion for the pushin
>>64539178
He was being sarcastic.
I hate farts, i have ALWAYs hated them, but yeah.. i liked 'Not Without My Annus'
>>64539351
Somehow I doubt that.
>>64539602
This is the board with the Raven thread, this is the thread where people admitted finding lions attractive.
Yet he post Raven and says "Yeah I know".
>>64539685
It's summer. He's more likely to be a total dumbass.
>>64536316
Please, don't validate it.I'm also torn between finding his shitty life fun and disheartening. Dude can't move or breath on his own, but also fucks things up constantly to get some validation/superiority.
>>64532701
Best arc
>>64539738
Have you ever herped so hard that you derped?
>>64539987
>"herp"
>"derp"
Summerfag confirmed. Get off 4chan, school's gonna start soon.
>>64538929
What, you think kings go out hunting for food?
Also that's a very simplistic statement. Only pride leaders (which make up a small percentage of male lions) are free from hunting duties and only when the food is coming in fine.
>>64522689
Sister?
>>64540004
>tfw yesterday was my 4th anniversary on 4chan
Nah, you go back to school.
>>64530369
Yeah, that kinda bugged me, getting a big fat Game Over just cuz I wanna go to sleep. Damn sho' didn't stop me from watching every beautiful second of it every time, though.
I don't even fucking know why.
>>64522689
but muh green
>>64528737
Every time I meet a new group of girls about my age, at some point I will ask: "So which Lion King lion was hottest?". Its a weird question and you'd think I'd be booted from the group for being a weirdo but every time, without fail, it turns into a heated discussion about how to properly rank the lions. My ranking:
>Kovu
>Simbia
>Scar
>Mufasa
but really, none of them are bad looking.
>>64541007
>Women not choosing Jeremy Irons' voice above all else
Unexpected.
>>64540891
You posted the same fucking thing in the same fucking thread yesterday.
>>64541037
He was the first choice for some other women though.
I'm gonna put in for Basil from The Great Mouse Detective too. I thought he was a really handsome mouse. Wonder I'm not a furry now, hm. I suppose something about anthropomorphic animals is especially appealing to kids. I do think its a testament to the skill of the animators and character designers that they can design animals characters we can recognize as being handsome or beautiful beyond a basic sense of aesthetic pleasantness. I wonder what it is exactly that makes one animal character more appealing than another, but I don't think it can be pinpointed down to a science.
>>64541037
>Kovu: badboy that is actually good, looks different from other lions, was originally going to betray Simba's pride, but was swayed by his love for Kira, their families don't want them together, etc
Sounds fucking familiar, doesn't it?
>>64541097
every story's been told
need I point out the obvious regarding the original?
>>64541111
No, I'm pointing out Kovu is pretty much another stereotypical character you see in pretty much all romance novels/stories. Those traits are pretty much a check list for those type of characters.
To add to the actual discussion of this thread. Fifi is most likely where I got my thing for big fluffy tails and having said tails wrap around you.
>>64538206
christ, strike a nerve? did your mom die while sucking off some Jons' piece or somthin'?
>>64541153
In all fairness, as a kid Kovu was probably my first exposure to those types of characters.
Fifi was super cute, I liked her fluffy tail. I don't think it falls under the purview of crush exactly since there wasn't a romantic or sexual component attached to it, but as a little girl I would get really fixated on my favorite, pretty female cartoon characters. I really just did derive some simple enjoyment from looking at them. I thought Fifi was pretty, Minerva Mink was pretty, Rita too. Shallow as it sounds, in retrospect, some of the cartoons I enjoyed most were the ones with the prettiest characters. I liked the humor and characters behind Pepper Anne but it always bothered me that they weren't prettier.
If I thought a male character was good looking I had a tendency to pair them with a female character as opposed to fixating on the male character himself. I'd never admit it because cooties but I was SO INVESTED in Rogue and Gambit.
>>64541223
Wait, are saying you liked Rouge and Gambit or that you liked RougeXGambit?
This stud.
>>64541460
He is magnificent. Him and Spirit.
>>64541460
>>64541472
Same voice actor for Tigger and Pooh.
>>64541444
I liked RougeXGambit. Somehow I remember having stronger emotions towards pairs as opposed to individual characters, I feel kind of about sad missing out on weird childhood crushes. I kind of hope I'm just forgetting someone.
>>64541460
Man I forgot about this guy. Young me was a furry I guess
Adding Vlad, I was probably about 12. I didn't even really like that cartoon.
>>64541460
I knew this guy would show up sooner or later.
>>64541007
>Mufasa last
that is so zero out of ten i can't even deal with it
>>64534271
If you're implying this will make me less arachnophobic you're wrong
Those doujins freaked me the fuck outI mean yeah, I still jerked off. I'm not a fuckin' Saint here. That's not the point.
>>64535793
Not even close
Pic related always gets a lot of replies.
/tg/ is a strange place.
>>64521406
It doesn't even remotely look like a girl and somehow I'm not a furry.
The other weird one I had was that fish queen from Darkwing Duck but I don't know her name. I'm 90% sure it was just a fucking fish with lipstick.
>>64542144
I only ever thought she looked good in DARE
>>64542131
Her name was Neptunia. And you went the only one who liked her, bro.
>>64542144
>thread about weird crushes
>post a Asian girl
What exactly is weird about Noodle?.......
>galaxy high had a bunch of weird alien waifus
The one with all the lips was a childhood crush of mine.
Why has no one posted the one her? I would let myself be controlled by her, only to unravel her secret soft, emotional side
>>64543810
I...uh...missed the 'weird' bit. Sorry.
>>64542000
Okay that, that doesn't even make sense.
>>64541460
OH MY GOD.
It's the bad guy from "Quest for Camelot" in DOG FORM!
Either that or Gaston's dog.
>>64541460
I knew I wasn't the only one.
>>64521406
It's understandable, since she was an incredibly sweet character.
>>64544152
Because liking crazy yandere chicks isn't weird, it just means you have shit taste.
>>64538929
>people call them king of beasts
>Laze around doing fuck all except keeping their rivals in line and fucking their harem, who also provide them with food
Sounds pretty regal to me.
>>64534271
See, now that just looks like a giant spider is face deep in her ass, eating her insides.hot.
>>64538929
young male lions "fight" (read: train) eachother every day until they get their mane, by the time they have to leave their pride they are experts at taking out other lions. They are the Batman of the desert cats, you're damn right the females do all the hunting.
>Loving mother
>Family is the most important for her
>Tollerant
>Wise
>Calm
>Helpful
>Merciful
She is perfect
>>64546754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gACmyAUkWR8
she's my favourite ape right after king kong
