Is this show any good?
>>64346549
Yes, watch it instead of making a thread about it
it's good for tumblr standards but retarded as fuck.
>>64346549
Its a good show and all the main characters are really well developed, its just that because as of right now they haven't fought a villain yet and also that Steven is learning to use his gem powers slowly. I would compare this first season to Adventure Time's first were it starts as just random one and done episodes but eventually will build into a bigger story.
This thread is going to be troll bait
hipster shit
It's the comfiest show that's currently airing. If you like your cartoons slow paced and lacking any antagonists, then you'll love it.
It's nice.
Not great but nice.
It panders to tumbler too much.
>token white girl is naggy and useless
>black girls are curvy and liberated DUNNEEDNOMAN womyn
>fat acceptance main character
>supports LGBT relationshipsAt least, that's what I heard here on /co/. I wonder if it's accurate.
Yeah, don't go in expecting a comedy, though. It's basically a light-hearted and chill SOL with bits of action and some lore and worldbuilding sprinkled throughout.
>>64350719
No.
>>64350719
not really, but I can see what you're getting at. Not that any of those things are necessarily bad
>>64346549
I don't like it because it's boring as fuck.
Is there an episode link pastebin or am I gonna go torrent surfing?
>>64350719
Why would you ever listen to /co/
>>64350719
wrong show you think of the Clar
>>64350817
>but I can see what you're getting at
how?
Not really. Its decent at best.
>>64350817
>not really, but I can see what you're getting at.
the gems literally have no human ethnic lineage. and it has never taken a stance on LGBT stuff. it has an episode about Steven wanting to get fit. fucking how?
>>64350951
>at best
Dude it's fucking great at best
>>64350719
oh no, fat, lgbt, and proud black characters are the fucking worst right, man fuck people who aren't like me, especially if they're PROUD about it
>>64346549
as someone who's watched every episode, I'd saynot really. if you don't have any motivation to watch it, you're not really missing anything except those old fusion threads on /co/ becoming an actual show.
>>64350872
Meh, /co/ sometimes have good opinions except when it doesn't.
>>64351026
good thing has none of that nonsense
>>64350898
Clarence doesnt have any black girl characters, just one and she's clarencea age. Hes never accwpted his weight, its never been brought up and has no bearing on him as a character.
>>64351026
To be fair you shouldn't really be proud about being fat. Like it's one thing to realize your fat and not let it bother you because you realize you still have good qualities in you and not just the bad is fine, but to actually be proud of being obese and unhealthy? Yeah, no. That's like being proud for being bulimic.
>>64351087
>just one
couple have been seen. neednoman
>accwpts his weight
yet the show is proud of it
>>64351035
I've watched every episode and I can sayI disagree
>>64351026
what sucks about them is when they don't have anything interesting and are just put there to appeal to some caveniggerbitch audience...
I've been doodling Pearl naked for a week now.
It's really the only reason I watch this show.
Favorite episode? I think mine will always be Laser Light Cannon, it had the down-to-earth feeling nailed down throughout the entire episode, especially the storage unit scene:
>that music
>that sense of childlike wonder and discovery
>that art
>the casualness and confidence of the relationship between Steven and his dad, dropping that tragic backstory with this comfy music playing in the background
The escalation of the Red Eye getting closer and closer (got a real FLCL vibe from that) as Greg's song plays know that you know his deal, and his reaction to the cannon, the light-heartedness of the end scene. Just the pacing in general felt really well done, like a short film.
Ah jeez, I'm sorry for splurging but it was the first time in a long time that I've seen so much emotion put into a cartoon, it was magical.
>>64351252
who put what now?
>>64351316
I too got a vibe, nice good feel vibe.
>>64351283
post your work, Anon
>>64351316
Yeah, I agree. That's not really my favorite, but it gave me a certain feeling no other episodes have given me, besides I guess the ending of the Cool Kids
>>64346549
a celebration of plus sized women, so a little tumblrcore
>>64351403
wrong show
>>64351403
/co/'s unhealthy obsession with tumblr continues
>>64351316
>Ah jeez, I'm sorry for splurging
NEVER be sorry for caring about something. /co/ will beat you into the ground, trying to get you to be cynical. I say FUCK THAT. Keep liking things and getting excited about things FOREVER.
in other news, did anyone get the comic book?
>>64351403
>>64351420
>>64351435
Clarance
Steven Univers
AT
Korra
RS
all T-core now.
all panda ring.
>>64351403
Go make out with a tumblr girl or something already.
Does anyone have the comic? It was released today
>>64351476
>that corner
oh god...
I have to say it's not bad. I enjoy it occasionally. I've watched maybe 8 episodes at most, and a couple Steven's stupidity is just too much for me, but the show is overall charming in it's own way.
Last one I saw they were climbing to the top of this castle but they had to cross some river that falls out of the castle into the abyss below, so Steven pulls out an inflatable raft and tosses into the river. They then watch it get carried downstream and over the falls. Shit had me rolling, just the execution of it.
It's lacking in several aspects, but it's by no means a downright awful show.
>>64351140
if people can find a way to be happy/confident about it, i really see no problem. why exactly do people like you insist that fat people must have no confidence and feel like shit all the time? what's the point? are you just pissed because some women won't conform to YOUR standards of health / beauty ?
>Like it's one thing to realize your fat and not let it bother you because you realize you still have good qualities in you
lol did you just describe yourself
>>64351403
yep fat acceptance was invented by tumblr
yep social movements are a joke because teen girls on the internet or sjw or something
>>64351017
Ill meat youbhalf way at good. But such moments are far between.
>>64350719
>>64351403
Wtf are you guys talking about? Ive never seen the show express or celebrate any of those views.Are people on /co/ really this retarded?
also keep in mind, you've only seen a small fraction of the show so far. if the interviews about the show are accurate, we'll be seeing Steven grow up more as the episodes continue
>>64351366she is my muse
>>64351793
Of course. This bogeyman permeates the entirety of 4chan; people decide to not enjoy things based on some arbitrary principle as opposed to judging the material itself, it's asinine.
>>64351793
they are trolls, or insecure teenagers who label things using scapegoats (tumblr, SJWs. bronies, etc etc)
They're doing it because theyre bored and being mean on the internet is their only outlet. They want to stir up anger.
The only advice is to ignore and move on
>>64351713
>if people can find a way to be happy/confident about it, i really see no problem. why exactly do people like you insist that fat people must have no confidence and feel like shit all the time?
I never said that. What part of "not let it bother you" did you not read?
>Some women won't conform to YOUR standards of health / beauty ?
My comment was for all people period. Not sure why you brought women in here.
Being obese IS an health issue, there really is no looking at it any other way. Should we mock and crucify anyone that's obese? Of course not! But to be PROUD of being unhealthy? That's stupid.
>>64351476
Being cynical isn't that bad of a thing. It won't you to fall so hard when things go bad.
I am sure this show is going to go the way of AT, but worse. People will say that it had so much potential from the first season while others will say that it had that potential feom even before the show was made and tje first season squandered it. Then, there will be some that defend it.
The only merciful thing to happeb if it hets canceled in three seasons.
>>64352143
dude. you are taking the position of a coward. nobody is going to laugh at you if your favorite show gets cancelled and you're let down.
Why spend time "cautiously enjoying" things when you can fully enjoy them RIGHT NOW without having to constantly brace yourself for disappointment?
Live for today, Anon.
>>64352143
That's less cynicism and more general pessimism.
AT's plot elements were sort of made up as they went along (stemming from a purely comedy base), this has a much more established world and lore right from the get go.
>>64352250
AT starts off with good plots then smashes them to the ground.
>>64352220
I don't like this show, so it's non issue forme anyway.
Also a 'Naruto' fan and was Iin the weekly thread of it today.
>>64352250
I still stand by my belief. This show had been premeditated from the beginning. I don't see how this will change much at all, especially foe the better.
>>64352035
yeah my argument was more against a general attitude i see on the internet, not really against yours, but still idk why you're on here telling people what they shouldn't be proud of, like really who the fuck are you?
>>64352641
So, people should have no shame?
>>64352671
no man, fuck shame
>>64352783
I guess no one can ever be great, because everyone is great. No shame.
What about a moral compass? May as well throw that out the window. No shame.
>>64351859
My erection is defeated by the weird baby Steven in the corner.
>>64352932
T-t-thanks
>>64353008
That being said I wish I could draw as well as you.
>>64346549
Good
>Characters are distinct and interact well
>Show is pretty good at surprising you
>Lore revealed just enough to remain intriguing and mysterious
>Interaction between "normal" world and "magical" world is neat
>Humor can be pretty great
>Generally chill vibe
Bad
>Kinda aimless, all the episodes so far are one-offs
>A lot of episodes revolve around Amethyst or Steven fucking up somehow, irritating as fuck
>Chill vibe goes too far sometimes, flat-out boring
Best
>Greg Universe
>Lion
Worst
>Seriously fuck Amethyst
Wait the comic is out?
>inb4 paheal
>>64351283
It's the only reason anyone watches the show.
>>64352523
It's trash. You are right for not liking it.
>>64346549
Perl gets me hard.
>>64353573
Yeah.On Paheal.
>>64346549
It's not worth it.
>>64353228
Fuck Amethyst, Steven, and Garnet. The show would be better off without them.
>>64354084
It really isn't.
>>64346549
Yes go watch it.
>>64346691
>>64350359
Based anons. They know what's up.
>>64354236
Please don't. You'll be disappointed.
>>64354121
Id watch a pearl only show.
>>64354240
>>64354275
Excuse u
I'm so hype
>>64354275
I haven't been at all. Probably going to pick up the comic as well.
>>64351483
My show had a gay couple. Looks like im also a pandaring
>>64354283
Who wouldn't? It's be better than what we have now.
>>64346549
I've sort of come to the realization that as soon as I understand something's formula I like it a whole lot less. Steven Universe started out alright, but very early on I was able to figure out the formula for the writing and even more so the humor. After that point I realized that it was going to be rather repetitive with very few new and different ideas/takes for episodes, and stopped watching.
>>64351316
I liked most of the Underground Wrestling episode; I felt it could have had a stronger ending though.
>tfw you will never be loved by Tiger Millionaire
>>64351495
It's on Paheal.
>>64354328
BTW this is me and I actually have the comic
>>64354342
I picked mine up at a sex shop, although, it's apparently on Paheal.
>>64346549
Watched 3 or 4 episodes. here are no real jokes (definitely no funny ones) and a lot of uninteresting fight scenes, but at least it looks real nice and cosy. Something tells me that CN wanted something with the success of adventure time so they just turned it into another adventure time
>>64354470
Is there any hardcore sex?
>>64354470
Is it good? Or does it at least fit the tone of the show?
>>64354489
What?
Yeah, it's alright.
wait, if Crystal Gems can regenerate from their gems (as shown when Opal got shanked by her simulation double in Steven the Sword Fighter), how did Steven's mother die?
I like the glasses.
>>64354398
>>64354521
This right here. This is all you need to know about SU.
>>64354616
I like the boobs.
>>64354536
>What?
The comic.
>>64354594
>When Opal got shanked
Anon be less dumb
And because Steven has her gem since it is connected at the point of the umbilical chord on each of them we can assume it was passed through the birthing of Steven.
>>64354536
>Is it good? Or does it at least fit the tone of the show?
It has a lot more futa than I expected.
>>64354665
I don't like how squishy pearl is in some of the panels
I like it
>>64354594
From AIDS.
>>64354747
Well shapeshifter
>>64354121
>not liking garnet
>>64354730
This meme is so epik I lurve it XD
>>64354764
But that's just you.
What does Pearl's spandex shorts smell like?
Especially after a rough battle.
>>64351476
Has anyone storytimed it yet? I might do it if I had a download link.
>>64354747
Forgot the image
>>64354806
You'd think that she'd be a little too serious for it.
>>64354893
Yeah, on /d/.
>>64354858
Naw I like it as well. /co/ seems to want to force everyone to hate this show because it isn't within there dumb small guidelines of what is and isn't Tumblr (an arcane definition at best) when it honestly seems like most people like it.
>>64354969
You're a dumbass.
>>64354935
Hasn't she done it before?
>>64355013
Shapeshifting yes, but that was when she was demonstrating and being serious. That panel looks more like a silly thing.
>>64354935
I like this is right after Garnet fucked Pearl.
>>64354855
What are you talking about?
>>64355168
>Implying it isn't.
>>64355168
There's an official comic?
>>64355096
I feel like I'm missing out on a joke here.
I'd story time it to prove that this isn't true, but I'll do that later. If Cpt. Mad megane doesn't do it before me.
>>64355271
You know, the previous page where Garnet pegs Perl hardcore.
Guys, I just got a leak for the third season.
>It's been a long day for all the Gems, but it has been longer for Pearl. What awaits her when she discovers new feelings?
Pearlnet is canon! Woohoo!
>>64355475
Link?
>>64355475
Oh yeah. This is for the season 3 premiere.
>>64355610
It's on the tumblr.
>>64355475
It's gonna be a boy.
OF COURSE it's gonna be a boy.
would you snuggle amy?
>>64355721
I would smash her gem.9
>>64355721
I wanna kiss amethyst's big fat purple lips
>>64355710
Nope.
>Jonah Eudialyte seems to have a great family, being three years old now, he has discovered his telepathy power. His mothers, his big brother, Steven, Amethyst, and Jade are one happy family, but when Peri comes back and takes Jonah with the help of a witch, what will Pearl and Garnet do?
>>64355721
I want to titfuck her and jizz all over her gem
actually that'd probably be pretty uncomfortable
>>64355721
She'd actually be a really nice snuggle.
>all dat soft, fluffy hair
>chubby and huggable
>>64355694
Where on tumblr?
>>64355896
Try looking. It might have been taken down by CN.
>>64355257
Yes
I don't get the people trying to say there's a formula? Where is it? I don't see one.
>>64356214
An official porn comic, yes.
>>64356435
Why are you forcing this so hard? Its not funny. This is basically Le rage face at this point in levels of anti humor.
>>64356476
What are you talking about?
>>64356591
Forcing this "The steven universe comic is a porn comic" maymay is unfunny.
>>64356626
What may may?
>>64355833
She wants to kiss yourheadwith those lips
>>64346549
yes, but after you watch it, your favorite gem better be best gem
>pic related
if not, never post here again and promptly kill yourself
>>64357195
eat shit nigga im a ghost
>>64353228
>>64353228
fuck you piece of shit, go back to your shit tastes in gems.
>>64357195
>>64357278
Let's have fun daterape. By the way, want revenge?
>>64346549
i personally fucking hate it
But whatever floats your boat
>>64357598
revenge?
>>64357652
>i personally fucking hate it
That's the actual consensus around here. Tell us more.
>>64357681
Some chick got daterape deleted from FF.net.
>>64357771
>That's the actual consensus around here.
>>64357809
oh, yes... what about it?
>>64357932
You can get her banned for the exact reason she got you banned. There's Connie rape in one of her stories.
>>64357956
Scraps is a girl?
>>64357964
No, Scraps has no problem with daterape. Although this chick is pretty much just Scraps with a vagina.
>>64357956
hmmp, fucking cunt...
got a link?
>>64358008
>>64357964
scraps and me have a very good relationship, as seen in this photo taken last summer.
>>64352035
>Should we mock and crucify anyone that's obese?
As a fat fuck trying to get fit with some success I say that we absolutely should. Obesity is not only a ruinous health condition, but a sign of weak will in 95% of cases.
>>64358025
To her story or her profile?
>>64358063
either
>>64358149
Here's the link to the story with the offending chapter:
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9958540/8/
And here's her profile:
https://m.fanfiction.net/u/2288836/
>>64358393
Yay, porn!
>>64358219
>https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9958540/8
>tiny chapter
>rape scene wasn't brutal enough, just ended abruptly without describing cumming inside small brown pussy.
its shit, as i suspected.
>>64358402
The fucking begins now.
>>64358421
patches you are magnificentI would suck your dick no homo
>>64358417
Not just any porn, the hottest and disgusting kind. Non porn.
30rock.jpg
>>64357771
There's no consensus, shitposter
just upload a cbr/cbz/rar/zip file somewhere m8 this is gonna take all day with 4chan's post limits
>>64358440
>>64358450
These are unedited, Cpt. is editing them himself to upload or whatever later.
>>64358438
You should read the rest of it. So, will you report her?
>>64358511
But where's the fun in story timing.Don't tell cpt.
>>64358525
>unedited
Oh yeah; uncensored fuck time.
I like it. Hardly god-tier shit but pretty solid
>>64358421
Just look at those faces. They want sex.
>>64358553
I'd never tell him of our secret love affair.p promise
>>64358567
No just regular editing. Like removal of the black boarders and stuff.
>>64358487
Cum shot to the face!
>>64358538
>you should read the rest of it
is it awful? becuase i really don't want to
and i already did
>>64351713
Being confident and being PROUD are two completely different things. I'm fat, I've got more than enough chub to go around. I've accepted it, I'm okay with it. I eat healthy, I just don't burn it off. Big deal.
What I DO have a problem with is those anti-fatshaming fucks that promote it like it's a GOOD thing. There are more cons than pros for me, and I'm not even CLOSE to achieving the level these pigs have gotten to. When I see fatties that literally look like the fat caricatures in Judge Dredd in real life, and they talk about it like it's a GOOD thing, it just sets me off.
>>64358653
You did? What did you think? Will you report her?
>>64358471
A freaking orgy. And the story barely started!
>>64351140
Fun Fact: While being fat yet metabolically fit Does have a higher mortality rate than being thin and fit it actually has a lower mortality rate than being thin and unfit.
>>64358737
>garnet's claf
Cannot unsee.
>>64358676
i didn't read the story, i said i already reported her im just wondering if her shitty little rape scene is enough to get it deleted or not
>>64358690
>tfw amethyst keeps making fun of you
>>64358800
Won't her other stories get deleted and get her banned?
Some of these have embedded files. Weird
>>64358770
That's her dick.
So many embedded files.
>>64358757
So ...anyone can identify that gem monster's gem?
>>64358882
i don't know, maybe. maybe not.
>>64358926
It's a geode, probably fireband.
One after another embedded files.
>>64358690
After sex talk. Nice.
I just checked out my window and there's this weird looking van.
>>64358984
Garnet confirmed for best character.
Pearl and Amethyst status: REKT
>>64358926
>>64358737
Futa fun time!
Someone is knocking on the door now
>>64359020
get the fuck out of here with that bullshit
Shout out to Cpt. Mad Megane.
Now to answer the door.
>>64358918
>>64358941
OMG REALLY?
you girls had crumpet and tea with old timy peopl but can't make a cake?
>>64358883
Heh, Greg wants to fuck the Gems.
>>64358984
based garnet
>>64358941
>>64358984
Garnet rape is always welcomed.
>>64359084
That's what servants are for, silly.
>>64359115
Yeah, she fucks good.
>>64359084
They were busy licking pussy.
>>64359158
wonder what a gem servant would look like.
>>64359216
human slaves
>>64359028
Garnet wrecked their pussies and asses.
>>64359231
thats not very magical...
>>64359277
It's logical.
>>64358809
Steven taking dick...not sure what to feel.
>>64358787
Lars and Sadie sex. Not as erotic as I thought it would be.
>>64354969
>/co/
it's like 2 people shitposting, and the people with valid arguments besides 'tumblr' are more plentiful, but still in a minority
>>64359299
>fashioably magical beings
>posing every time teleporting and in battle
>logic
>>64359366
No not our current team of gems, the other ones.
>>64357195
>having this shit of a taste
remarkable
>>64359323
i-i have wrote futa amy x sadie sex
>>64359384
i dont think they would want human servant rose wouldn't approve
I really really want to like the show, but it's just not happening.
Enjoyed that first issue of the comic there, so maybe I'll stick with that.
>>64359435
you're a worse writer than starchild autist i don't understand how you acquired this ego other than your cancer dwellings
>>64359435
And thanks to Voltalia, it's gone forever.
>>64359484
tag yor blargs
>>64359492
You know about Starchild?
>>64359484
They both suck ass.
>>64359442
Whose to say that Rose ruled all of the gems?
>>64358611
Yummy breasts.
>>64359564
>CN stuff
>not sucking ass
>>64359578
We're talking about pearl amy and gar here...
>>64359595
True. CN is terrible.
>>64359634
I wasn't talking about them, I was talking about the probability of the gem race having enslaved humans in the past.
>>64359660
...are you high?
>>64359484
Weird but understandable. Different mediums can make IP you dislike/like more easy/hard to enjoy.
>>64359595
You what m8?
>>64359644
Cartoons are terrible, its a given.
>>64359730
90% of everything is terrible
I enjoyed the comic, it wasn't great but it's alright. The arts pretty unique
Its like watching an episode stills
>>64359507
nah, i have that on in my google drive and pastbin, i only actually lost like... 3 chapters from 3 different stories.
>>64359492
i don't know who that is.
what ego do i have?
and what do you refer to by 'cancer dwellings'?
and finally, why is my writing so bad?
>>64359820
I jizzed buckets after reading it.
>>64359859
>and finally, why is my writing so bad?
Not that guy, but your writing isn't bad for a greentext.
On FF.net however...
