As soon as they get home she's jumping on his dick, isn't she?
HTTYD thread. Scalefags pls stay away.
>>64308791
>HTTY thread
Ok cool. Lets talk about the cool dragon desi-
>Scalefags pls stay away
What else is there to talk about?
>>64308853
You can talk about dragon designs without being a scalefag, anon.
>>64308874
IMPOSSIBLE
>>64308874
Not on 4chan.
>>64308791
>Eret's face in the second panel
>>64308930
He knows he doesn't stand a chance at NTR'ing Astrid.
>>64308943
That's because no one can compare to the perfect husbando.
>>64308930
Looks like that gormless Jun Snu face.
I really like the whispering deaths.
>>64308791
His dad just died, yo.
>>64309055
Astrid knows that he needs some comfort sex.
>>64309115
>Astrid will never give you comfort sex
>>64309213
Who needs comfort sex when you can escape your problems by flying through the air on your bff dragon
Just finished the first season of the show. Snotlout is a count forever, but JFC Mildew. He's really gone from crotchety old man with a rod up his ass to straight up deranged. And apparently he gets worse in season 2? The fuck, man.
I did enjoy Fishlegs snapping on Snotlout, though.
i enjoy the mobile game.
>>64309271
>count
Thanks autocorrect, you're a cunt too
>>64308791
They might find a quiet corner in the dragon stables.
>>64309283
Comfort sex on piles of radioactive dragon shit
>>64308998
Screaming Death is better.
>>64308998
My favourite new species are the firewroms. Specifically the queen.
>>64309304
I'll agree with that
>>64308998
someone translate the text, i dont speak russian
>>64309304
Whenever I hear the name of that dragon I always hear the flea from A Bug's Life screaming about the FLAMING DEAAAATH show
>>64309271
Snotlout has serious family issues. I would love to see them adress it in the next seasons.Stoic's death deffinitely hit him.
>>64309271
Mildew got increasingly more dangerous with each new appearance.
Honestly? Once he starts taking orders from Alvin he becomes a lackey.
Wonder if he'll splinter off again now that there's peace between the Outcasts and the Hoolingans.
That dude REALLY wants to get back at Hiccup.
Maybe he can arrange something with Dagur.
>>64309357
i heard the next season is before the movie, i guess that is ok, there is a lot that could happen still, and everyone will not have seen the second movie at this point, but the season after that is most likely post movie.yfw snoutlout looked up to stoick as a father figure instead of how own dad
>>64309384
I want to see Hiccup coming up with the idea for the Dragon Blade. In fact, more Hiccup engineering shenanigans in general would be great. I loved the shield that he had in Season 2, although that did seem to disappear without explanation. It would be great to see him piecing his armour together, seeing him gradually go from Hiccup in the first movie to Hiccup in the second, but I guess they need it to keep his image the same from film 2.
>>64309332
Its runes.
>>64309522
>but I guess they need it to keep his image the same from film 2.
I'm not sure what you mean by that.
>>64309591
Well I might be wrong, but something tells me they'll want to keep him in the same design of armour for the TV show as the film, even if it's set before the movie. For recognisability purposes, and the fact that the animators probably don't want to keep designing multiple costumes for one character. We'll have to wait and see I guess. TV Hiccup wore the same clothes as movie Hiccup in Seasons 1 and 2.
>>64309578
>the joke
>your head
*drgn nois*
>>64309522
I just wish the other kids would get more storylines.
Hiccup is cool and all, but we allready got both movies and the majority of the first two seasons about him and frankly no much new came out of it.
Meanwhile the other kids safe for Astrid did not get much to do in the second movie, perhaps even less than the first. So they could deserve some time in the series.
Otherwise they are just wallpaper and you have to wonder what their point is?
>>64309828
Well I'm a Hiccup fanboy. So I'll be happy either way. He is the main character so it's difficult to get away from him. And Season 1 and 2 did spend plenty of time with the ancillary characters, even if they weren't necessarily always evenly developed. I wouldn't mind a bit of backstory for everyone. We got some for Astrid in 'Fright of Passage', but that's about it.
>>64309799
I wonder what his drgn m8ing nois sounds like
>>64308791
I think she would be submissive or romantic in bed. A lot of times people act the opposite of their normal behavior when having sex
>>64309828
It's Hiccup's story.
I understand wanting more from the other kids, but you can't move the story away from Hiccup.
I like seeing him grow.
As little as they get, at least Dragons handles the kids better than KFP handles the furious five.
>>64309920
>We got some for Astrid in 'Fright of Passage', but that's about it.
I really hope for more Astrid centric stories in the next two seasons.
I wanna know the Hoffersons.
>>64308791
>Scalefags pls stat away
Are we pissed with /tg/? How can you tell our bro to stay away
Man, those gloves Astrid wears sure look comfy as fuck.
>>64308791
what would he do as the chief?
>>64310426
Solve disputes, name babies, help at various task around the village, comerce with the leaders of other villages.
I presume he'd still need to teach riders, too.
Astrid will probably take care of a lot of stuff.
>>64310779
There is a part 2?
>>64310931
Not, yet. Artist says there will be.
I wonder if Hiccup can cook? Because between Astrid and Valka, he better go to Mead Hall.
>>64310896
>That part in the series where Astrid described Stormfly to Stoick
>"Just because she's beautiful, people think she's not tough. But that doesn't mean you should underestimate me. Uh—her."
Anyone else love that part?
>>64311277
That episode is great.
It's a shame they had to let Thornado go. Effective feels, though.
>>64311348
Anyone got that "Every HTTYD thread" image?You will never ride Toothless by day and Astrid by night
>>64309741
>implying that was funny even to those who knew were being facetious faggot
>>64309293*unzips pants*
already posted on /toy/ but I'm hoping someone here might be able to help me out
Looking for any of pic related for my 4 year old. Heck if I could just get Cloudjumper it would make her day. I realize these are really popular so I'm hoping for non-rape prices. In the US.
>>64314365
kawaii cloud jumper
Why did the series move over to Netflix? Do cartoons tend to do well on an internet platform?
Check out the detail on Valka's nasty-ass hand
>still no good torrent of HTTYD2
Why must life be so hard?Pic unrelated, but it's the only dragon i got saved
>>64316176
Should have seen it in cinemas. 100% worth enduring the kids for, especially if you went during school time.
>>64316209
I know, but I'd rather see it in english (I'm french and none of the theaters in my town play it that way).
>>64308791
Just watched this movie even though I haven't seen anything from the franchise before. It was pretty great.
My only complaint would be Valka's design (she looked far to unrugged for someone who spend her last 20 years without another person among dragons) and how useless she was for the last part.
>>64316411
I wish they kept the original thicker designs. She has been living in a glacier for all that time after all.
>>64314365
holy shit that cloudjumper is kawaii as shit.
im totally buying after i get mybirthdaymoney
>>64316306
im swedish and i saw it in the premiere in english.
nigga you should have gone watched it as soon as possible, they dont do the original language forever i think.
>>64316209
>tfw you won't get to see it IMAX again
>>64316628
Yeah, I guess. I was busy at the time and all.
Still, the wait is excruciating.
>>64316693
Saw the first one in IMAX. Best fucking movie experience of my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX69NSZ6Vik
>>64311277
No offense kid, bit I'm looking for a dragon, not a mother.
>>64310111
/tg/ as a whole isn't scalie, it's like twelve people from /v/, /co/, and /tg/ who perpetuate this myth. I bet you're one of them.
It's against the rules in all three boards, and widely frowned upon.
>>64315992
Yes, specifically they don't have to deal with network execs and old "push the toys" mindsets
>>64317144
I didn't see the first until just before HTTYD 2 came out. I wish I had gotten to see it in theaters. ;_;
>>64318125
>Based on DreamWorks Animation’s hit How to Train Your Dragon films, the new episodes bridge the gap between the first feature film and the much-anticipated sequel How to Train Your Dragon 2, hitting theaters this summer. Weaving a continuous storyline, the television series works in tandem with the feature films and DVD specials, allowing fans to delve deeper into dragon lore. From the origin of Hiccup’s new flight suit and the secrets of his dragon blade to the young Viking’s budding romance with Astrid, DreamWorks Dragons on Netflix gives viewers rich details of the larger narrative with the introduction of new dragons, exotic places and worlds unknown.
>mfw no execs cockblocking Hiccup no more
>>64318298
>From the origin of Hiccup’s new flight suit and the secrets of his dragon blade to the young Viking’s budding romance with Astrid
More like giving his dragon blade to Astrid, if you know what I mean.
>>64318501
I want to know the secrets of Hiccup's dragon blade. No homo.
>>64318584
Write the Viking kama sutra
>>64318602
>Different positions are named after dragons
>>64318638
What the fuck is the screaming death?
>>64318638
>Screaming Death
>Night Fury
>Smothering Smokebreath
>>64318708
The night fury is really quiet anal
Smothering smokebreath = fart play
>>64318584
Who doesn't?
>just finished the last HTTYD book
>you have finally consumed all official HTTYD media in known existence
What do I do now? Apart from wait for more obviously.
>>64319467
Read/write some fanfiction/gay fanfiction. Delete as applicable.
>>64319467
Have you played the video games too?
>>64319688
I've played the tie in for the first film and took a brief look at the Facebook/mobile game. I wasn't aware of any other games at the moment. It's a shame because there's great potential there for a really good game which isn't being used.
>>64319812
There's one for the second movie that involves racing and flying around Berk. The graphics look pretty shoddy though.
http://www.littleorbit.com/how-to-train-your-dragon-2.html
>>64320134
Damn shame. I would pay good money for a decent, well-made free roaming flight game set on Berk.
Any word on when we can expect the DVD to come out?
>>64321746
November 11, 2014
http://www.blu-ray.com/movies/How-to-Train-Your-Dragon-2-Blu-ray/55716/
>>64321793
Nice. Hoping for some good extras.
>>64321865
There's another short in it.
Hoping for more glorious hiccstrid.
>>64322804
>Hiccstrid
>>64322902
>Tainting the perfect platonic relationship
Scalefags pls go.
>>64322953
No
>>64322902
Bewilderbeast looks stoned in that pic.
>>64316209
>100% worth enduring the kids for
I've seen in two weeks after it came out, in the middle of the week. I had the whole room to myself.
>>64318687
Anal without lube
AAAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>64323270
WHO?
>>64319467
I'm carefully inspecting fanfics.
Man, wtf, I gave not seen a single activity book yet.
>>64323429I just like the ones with gay stuff in them.
>>64323765
hey, me too!
>>64323801
Is that what I think it is? Because if it is...
>>64323859
no
>>64321865
I'd like to see some deleted scenes about Drago and his Bewilderbeast. Or just some nice deleted scenes in general.
>>64309799
>>64326450
Toothless makes noises that make me happy
>>64328075
I hope you mean happy in a "ha ha laughter" kind of way.
>>64328110
more girlish giggling than ha ha laughter
>you will never rideStormflyby day and be ridden byHiccupat night
>>64329963I'll never be the QT3.14 badass viking girl.
>>64331031
Not with that attitude.
>that detail
This is pretty spooky.
;_;
Just a reminder that Hiccup never had a family dinner
>>64335627
And Stoick will never get to see Astrid become his daughter-in-law, or get to see his grandchildren.
>>64335792
>We will never see grandpa Stoick
>>64335627
>>64335792
Dragons are born from ashes, every viking is burnt when they die, every viking reincarnates as a Dragon, Stoic will be back as a Dragon
Its my head canon and I'm sticking to it T_T
>>64335890
>implying he won't be there in the end, arm around Valka, greeting Hiccup and Toothless as they enter the afterlife
>>64335994
That'd be cute, but how is that him being grandpa?
>>64335994
Mothafucking Valhalla
>where do dragons go?
>>64336194
Forgot pic
>>64332648
>White dude with dreads.
>>64336048
Fuck it, just kill the kids off too and bring them to the afterlife so Stoick can be a grandpa in Valhalla.
>>64335950
What kind of dragon do you think Stoick would be reincarnated as? Would he be his own special type?
Because I'm picturing Hiccup coming across a little Terrible Terror that starts to follow him around and is fiercely protective him, no matter the enemy. It confuses him, but he doesn't realize it's actually Stoick as a dragon.
>>64310896
Cute
>>64310896
God, I can't wait for more cute Hiccup and Astrid moments, in both the new season and in 3.
>>64308791
>come to /co/ wondering if there's a HTTYD thread
>first thing I see
feels good
>>64339512
>tfw I'm constantly checking for one to pop up when there's not currently one
this is what has become of my life
>>64311277
>that exact redo of romantic flight but with stoick
made me raff
>>64314365
>4 year old
Do youhug_her?
>>64316209
>tfw saw the second one before rewatching the first so weren't able to fully take it in
>tfw can't see it again because of no-singles policy
>>64316411
It's not like she would forget how to bathe or some shit, and she lived with people before not like she was taken as a kid
>>64339636
I'm glad I'm not the only one but I still feel like I'm pretty pathetic.
>>64317144
>you will never see either one in IMAX
feels bad
>that part where he looks at the cheat sheet and simply tosses it to the wind
Amazing.
>would wear in public with zero fucks given
>>64333247
the fuck is that from
>>64339832
Don't forget your backpack
>>64339788
I don't. No shame. Fuck this world, it pretty much sucks. I want to wake up and be in Berk...
>tfw can't lucid dream
Best couple
>>64340023
>you will never cosplay as hiccup with your qt3.14 gf as astrid
why. even. live.
>>64339866
I came across a gallery of HD images. It's in Chinese and you have to have an account to actually view them in full size, but you can get around that by copying the thumbnail url and replacing the 220x220 in it with whatever the actual image size is.
http://movie.mtime.com/129849/posters_and_images/officialstills/hot-1.html
However, most of them have just been resized to be that big so they're not truly HD, but there's some good stuff there.
>>64340084
Good gallery, put the first picture looked really weird, very human-like
Goodnight guys
Sometimes I have really awesome dreams, this time I hope a have a HTTYD one
Another day of feels...
See you all tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx-a7CKrgDw
>animations from the first movie just copypasted
>>64340208
>you will never have Toothless in your house
>>64340314
more feel for the fire
>>64340350
the fire rises
>>64340350
>he will never playfully leap around in your house, destroying everything and you can't help but smile
>>64308838
>Astrid's face
That expression just gets me hot all kinds of wacky
You will never be ridden by Toothless by day and ride Astrid by night.
>>64339711
>no-singles policy
I keep hearing about this.
What kind of fucked up cinema won't allow singles?
I bet it was Bateman.
I find it sad that Toothless got redesigned as a generic 'badass' dragon, with a design that doesn't even fit the aesthetic of the other dragons. I get that he's the headline dragon of the franchise, but would it kill the company to make him less, you know, all of him?
>>64340763
He grew up, not redesigned
>>64340840
I meant how he got changed from his design in the books.
>>64340314
>ywn ride Toothless by day-
ah fuck it, you guys know the pasta.
>>64340763
I don't know shit about the books, but I feel Toothless is a bit too "perfect." He gets to be the fastest, strongest dragon, but also the cutest and most likeable. I do like Toothless, but sometimes it's a bit too much.
>>64341439
From a strictly statistical point of view there's a lot of areas that he's technically weaker in. The thing is that he gets by far the most screentime, and benefits from a proxy upgrade by being a main character - which makes him appear stronger and better than he actually is. Lots of the other dragons have abilities that are superior to Toothless, but we don't really get to see them in action. And the possibility of a 1v1 with Toothless is not really on the cards. He's definitely the fastest dragon, but in terms of physical strength, fire breath etc. there are others which surpass him.
Up you go.
>>64340023
>tfwI'm the guy in the picture
>>64340763
You just gestured to all of him.
Hi, Scalefag here.
>tfw no cute bf to be the Hiccup to your Toothless cosplay
>>64346430
I would do literally anything for someone in that armour. Doubly so if they could do the voice as well.
>>64309828
I see what you mean. In the first HTTYD it made perfect sense for it to be about him and squarely him, but in the second one the reasoning fell off and it felt less natural and more like shoehorning.
>>64345463
Please refrain.
>>64309799
Is there a better /co/ waifu than Astrid?
>>64348180
Heather?
>>64348359
>Liking a treacherous slut
Post Hiccstrid.
>>64339698
I sure do!
Cloudjumper acquired, still looking for a few others, no specifics.
>>64349997
Nice kid, anon.
Be sure to give her a proper education, be sure to teach her in Descartian philosophy.
>>64350049
>Descartian philosophy.
already on it, I taught her my favorite joke
Rene Descartes walks into a bar and proceeds to order many drinks. The bartender says to him a while later, seeing he is completely inebriated, ‘I think you’ve had enough.’ Descartes slurs, ‘I think not!’ Then he disappears.
>>64350347
Using this every chance I get.
>>64350347
Zeno walks halfway into a bar.
>>64352106
let's get this party started
>>64352301
How about no
>>64340059
To find one, anon.
>>64353163
there's no hope for me I think
>you will never have a qt dragon boyfriend
>>64323059
Holy fucking ahit that pic, go die in hell.
>>64319467
I've been thinking of running a httyd themed game but no one on /tg/ was interested
>Toothless plushie still hasn't come
Suffering.
>>64355070
>haven't even ordered a toothless plushie
Suffering.
>>64356173
>almost bought a Toothless plushie at Walmart last night but decided against it
Suffering.
>>64356514
>Bought my gf a toothless plushie. Now I want it.
Suffering.
>>64356937
>Bought your nephew a Tooothless plushie and you're now legit considering stealing it back
Suffering.
>>64357114
>Stole Toothless plushie from the store but can't cuddle with it because it's tainted.
Suffering.
>>64318298
>i just cancelled my netflix membership
I wasn't using it so whatever
>>64353655
If anyone is interested
>>3394462 if that doesn't work, I just posted in the game finder thread on /tg/ with contact info.
>>64355070
>>64356173
>>64356514
>>64356937
>>64357114
>>64357199
The source of all suffering.Does this look like the face of mercy to you?
>>64358137
I'm pretty sure that's the same plush I almost bought at Walmart. Does it growl when you squeeze it?
>>64358721
Yup.
>>64359146
That's the one then. I would have bought it but then I realized I'd be spending $20 on something that would probably just end up in a closet.
There was also a different plus that was full body and looked more like how he does in the movies, as well as some smaller plushes of other dragon types.
>>64336296
>>64336296
Clearly you know nothing about history. Dreads were invented by white people and then Black People APPROPRIATED OUR CULTURE
About to rewatch the first movie again for what must be the 7th or so time. Every time, the feels just get deeper...
>>64360871
>tfw I've only seen it twice
I know that when the second movie is finally out on DVD, I'm going to rewatch that shit constantly though
>>64360871
>only seven
>not twenty plus
Get on my level anon
>>64362354
Just finished it. Definitely going to rewatch the second first chance I get.
>>64363803
I only downloaded it like July 18, so one day
>>64363852
Not a valid excuse anon.
>not watching it incessantly every single day until the end of time
Better step it up son.
>>64363956
But the rest of the time I'm watching the TV show, listening to the music, and sitting alone in the corner despairing about how I will never be Hiccup.
>>64364009
Well at least you got those right.
>>64314365
Where is toothless?
No toothless, no sale.
Damn, after watching the movie and then the TV show the quality difference really becomes apparent.
>>64365122
Hell the difference between the two movies is pretty apparent.
>>64365300
It's surprising that the first movie has aged so poorly. The dragons still look good, the flying sequences look good, but a lot of the character models/textures look really rough now. I guess it's probably because 2 is still fresh in my mind so it's hard to see the first without comparing how it looks to the second, and the second just looks amazing.
>>64364760
you didn't read this, did you? I'm LOOKING for those dragons. Meaning if it's not shown, my kid owns it already.
>>64366436
Whaaaaaat it doesn't look rough you must be inhaling that smokebreath
>>64366781
I don't read so good anon. Pictures are pretty though.
>>64366833
Maybe rough wasn't the best word to use, but it does look dated to me. Astrid's hair looks like straw, a lot of stuff just looks plastic to me. I love the movie, but I don't think it's held up as well as other animated movies from that time, looks-wise.
>>64367746
Just wait for the reboot of the franchise in 10 to 15 years anon if you visuals.
>dat ass
>tfw want to learn HTTYD music on piano
>tfw can't because you suck at piano
>>64370159
>not teaching yourself piano just to play HTTYD music
damn son, step it up
>>64370736
>>64370567
http://sebastianwolff.info/music/projects/how-to-train-your-dragon/
I think Where's Hiccup will be easy enough for me to play.
>>64370748
Does anyone here sometimes wonder and think about what it would be like to be a girl?
>tfw have a dog but she'll never be as cool as Toothless
I really should give her more attention though
>>64373318
>tfw I have a small black cat with green eyes
She doesn't act like Toothless, but she's just as cute
>>64373458
pics
>>64373478
Don't have any right now, sorry. She doesn't really look much different than other short haired black cats, though.
>>64370159
Welcome to /co/, where everyone wishes they could express their feelings, and little ever end up doing.Learn Fl studio, make cool dragon remixes, piano is hard as fuck anyways
>>64373702
I mostly blame it on my lack of an adequate sheet music stand.
>>64373702
>implying that isn't most of 4chan and in face most people
>>64372251
Well, that would make my intense sexual desire for Hiccup seem less awkward.
>>64373807
>implying that's ever something to feel awkward about
>>64374015
Well, as long as I'm top and I say "no homo" every five minutes, it's not gay, is it?
>>64374043
Yeah, as long as you keep saying "no homo," that will ensure that it's not gay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx7KPFXcX7E
>alfa
>>64374121
I'm surprised that's managed to stay up on youtube for that long, even with that shit quality.
>>64374325
There's even a clip of Hiccup breaking Toothless from Drago's control up
>>64374357
Damn Dreamworks, get on that shit. Or at least leak a good quality version so people don't have to suffer that quality.
>>64367746
I've seen it recently, and I'm with the other anon, I'm not seeing the age at all.
>>64374598
>we will never get the animation tools used for the movie
>>64375184
If we do there will be so much porn
>>64375184
>>64375209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S1wqaB_l0M
>More intuitive and easier than ever!
My body is ready.
>>64375246
>Someone on the team is bound to have made hiccstrid porn using that tech
>You will never, ever get to see it.
What is this, a perfectly good HTTYD thread? A good dose of FAGGOTRY will solve that!
So how do you want the series to end?
>>64376406
I don't really care if it ends with all dragons leaving or not, as long as they do it well it's fine by me.
I'd like to see hiccstrid marriage and/or babies. It seems like the fitting way to conclude the growth of their relationship.
>>64376406
>Ending narration
>Halfway through it cuts to an aged Hiccup writing in his house
>Not elderly but graying
>As he talks the camera pans over painting covering the walls, detailing the events of the movies, as well as events we haven't seen
>Ends on a painting of an adult him and Atrid with their kids and dragons, the kids each have a baby dragon of whatever species
>cut to credits
>>64376472
>>64376443
This. I don't mind if it's sad, but it has to be satisfying and cathartic. I'd like lots of callbacks to the first and second movies as well if possible. Implying that the journey has come full circle. Sometimes a generic happy ending just doesn't cut it.
>>64376809
Like Toy Story 3?
That'd be great.