>Disney Princess Thread
Welp. Get the fuck in here and lets talk about princesses and shit.
>starting a thread with worst princess
Daily reminder that Ariel is BARELY 16.
>>63894168
Keep your mouth shut. At least she isnt a thunder thighed slut like Anna
![[nervous laughter] (reaction).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tNT4qT1.jpg "[nervous laughter] (reaction).jpg")
>>63894168
Seriously. Who has such poor taste.
>Best princess coming throughGypsy royalty
>>63894168
>>63894186
you mean ON-AH and if she'd stop eating that chocolate mayb-
you know what, no, im done helping. gonna slide my dick between those thighs.
>>63894144
>gif
>>63894238
>Filthy gypsy witch
>A princess
Who is the best princess?
>>63894306
>low resolution
>>63894314
>that strawpoll
Maid Merian apparently.
> MerPrincess is only 16
>>63894314
Who the fuck are the last three and the second one?
>>63894360
FURRY SCUM
>>63894360
That had to have been put on a furry board
>>63894364
Why are you sweating?
>>63894364
>>63894180
Legal in most US states and the UK
>>63894380
In order from left to right: Rapunzel, Merida, Anna, Elsa
>>63894238
>Mulan is a soldier
>turns down role as the Emperor's advisor
>marries a soldier
>Official Disney Princess (tm)
>Esmerelda and Megara aren't Official Disney Princesses (tm)
>>63894380
>not knowing them
> Not choosing Anna
Belle dressed as Gaston is qt as fuck
>>63894380
May I introduce you to Punzy?
>>63894144
Why is Snow White so cute /co/?
>>63894481
>not choosing Elsa
>>63894579
she's thirteen
>>63894548
>TOO FAR DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE!
>>63894548
Uhh Mulan's hands are dangerously high,
How old is alice?
>>63894579
But anon...Snow White's the ugliest one
>>63894314
Why is Merida even part of the line up?
Her movie was terrible.
>>63894579
Because she has no personality what so ever therefore you can slip what ever personality you want into her
>>63894579
She is not
>>63894548
>Jasmine about to bite your dick off
Robot\Android Disney Princess when?
I mean this has to happen in the next couple of years right?
>>63894211
>>63894588
Elsa isn't a princess you fucking chodes. She's a queen.
>>63894645
SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH
>there are people who don't like Jane
Explain yourself.
>>63894542
Also excellent tastes
>>63894548
>fish-butt
>>63894641
>implying
Snow White is canon as the most beautiful person in the world
>>63894682
Neither is fucking Mulan, Alice, Maid Merida, Jane, or Esmerelda but yet here they are
>>63894723
I highly doubt that
>>63894641
Oh wow, come on!
She's adorable.
my favorite as the asskicking princesses
i like princesses that fight things. ideally side by side with their prince.
we should probably rank princesses in order of their combat ability.. i suppose Nala has to go first, and after that.. Kida? Mulan's probably next.. but i'm not sure about eilonwy, jasmine, and rapunzel exactly. they didnt ever really fight someone capable who knew they were in a fight
>>63894686
But it was...
You could tell they switched directors in the middle of it.
What makes Brave a good movie anon?
Mulan is a real cutie
>>63894741
>>63894771
Okay, you win. I admit Merida is uglier, so Snow White is only second ugliest.
>>63894548
>Jane at the end of the line
>nobody standing behind her to lay hands on that sweet, sweet bustle
0/10
You may ONLY post ITT if you have held a real girl's hand.
>>63894810
>>63894640
old enough to go part of the way, not old enough to go all the way
>>63894813
implying
Snow White is canon as the most beautiful person in the world
>>63894802
>>63894802
Merida.
>>63894857
What does that even mean?
>this thread
Oh shit, I'm excited
>>63894777
Merida could probably kill Nala and Kida, and after those three would be Mulan
>>63894579
You reckon?
so moe.
Merida is best crying
btw has anyone other crying princesses?
>>63894889
it means feel free to take a sip of the soup but dont serve it yet
>>63894833
Fuck, I'm out then
>>63894935
Please explain
>>63894870
eh, she's only the most beautiful in the land, -at the time-.
not only that but.. really, it's FAIREST of the land, doesnt that mean she's the most pale?
I've never seen Alice in Wonderland. Should I go for it?
>>63894923
>Ariel was a fat fuck when she was younger
>>63894951
you can make out but not fuck
>>63894833
I'vekisseda girl too
>>63894951
i think what he's trying to say is the rocket can fly but good luck getting it in to orbit
>>63894951
you can play the demo but the home version isn't available yet
>>63894976
hell yes.
also, everyone forgets about wendy. wendy was pretty slightly awesome
>Best Princess Here
>Fuck Disney
>>63894820
What's a bustle?
>thanks to maleficent, I'll never get a Sleeping Beauty remake that puts more focus on Aurora
Why live.
>>63894967
older meaning is attractive or beautiful, like when it was written.
>>63894144
Is she holding two dicks in that thumbnail?
>>63895004
>>63895011
I don't understand?
>>63894923
The platinum blonde, Arista, is the best.
>>63895018
... valhallen?
>>63894168
>>63895032
i want a movie about aurora's feet
>>63895051
My nig Arista is best mer-princess
Well, faggots time to vote
http://strawpoll.me/2180082
http://strawpoll.me/2180082
http://strawpoll.me/2180082
>>63895055
>63895055
Nigga. Astrix and the Vikings
>>63895047
you can hit the ball but you can't make it out of the park
>>63894648
Ah...well I try not to do that.
Also she has some personality (even if it is pretty simple.)
>>63895101
which is what now? it looks cool
>>63895100
10/10
>>63895100
Shit this is hard.
>>63895100
>i voted for Merrida
>>63894820
At least she looks eager to strip em down
>>63894991
Like with just her mouth?
>>63894923
Think of all the fish tail that Triton had to reel in to get that hair color assortment.
>>63895022
Ass extensions.
>>63895108
she and cinderella kind of share the "the animal-loving princess" deal. that's a sort of personality. then on top of taht you have some distinctions, like cinderella is good at taking shit from life, and snow white is good at charming people into taking care of her, even if they were intending to murder her a second ago
>>63894991
Girls can't kiss girls though
>>63895022
A framework in old dresses that made the wearer's ass appear to be larger.
Does anyone even like Pocahontas?
>>63895022
Seriously, dude?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bustle
>>63895104
What do you mean "hit the ball"?
>>63894962
>left to right
>Megara
>Tinkerbelle
>Belle
>Melody
>Elsa
>uhh, the mom from Treasure Planet
>>63895119
Google Asterix and the Vikings, pirate bay has a download
>>63895180
Pocawhotas?
>>63895070
Ariel was the most qt
>>63895235
but.. that's not asterix..
>>63895170
I've seen it happen. It's possible
>>63895100
two can play at that game
http://strawpoll.me/2180091
>>63894548
fucking beautiful
>snow white is so pure, she is hesitant to dig into esmerelda's meaty hips
>she, meanwhile, is gripping jasmine and pulling her tight against herself
>mulan is wondering about that sweet jasmine meat and is (or is knowingly) grabbing alice's petite bosom
>which is making alice stop grabbing ariel's hips and making ariel wonder why alice stopped, she was enjoying her soft hands
>ariel is holding onto marions sholders because she knows if she touched her foxy hips, she wouldn't ever let go
>jane smiles with sadness in her heart, knowing that no one will grab her hips, so she confides in the hips in front of her, so pure and soft
>>63895032
Ahh, at least we got more material; so now we can meld both movies together in our head perfectly.
>still wish they made Maleficent more badass
As least we still got Kingdom Hearts...?
does anyone have /princess/ reaction images?
>>63895260
JUST GOOGLE THE DAMN THING
>>63895260
It's some dorky kid from the village named Justforkix that the vikings kidnap after getting under the impression he could teach them to fly.
>>63895317
i did, and it showed me something with asterix
what you posted isn't remotely in the same style
>>63895288
You are one sad cunt.
>>63895301
That's pretty vague
>>63895332
ffs hold on
>>63895139
>Jane looking down the line ahead of her trying to figure out the most efficient way to disrobe each girl
Okay, the picture just got a little better in my eyes. I'll give it a solid 8/10
>>63894522
Mulan and Ariel look the best here.
>>63895301
>>63895345
i'd say creative, just typing what others are thinking. i know you fags well enough.
>>63895347
well I remember one of elsa doing the like jags guy pose
>>63895332
>http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/4472843/Asterix.and.the.Vikings%5B2006%5DDvDrip.AC3%5BEng%5D-aXXo
>>63895395
Jags guy...?
>>63894898
shit, forgot about her. mainly because i didn't see that and don't feel like it
similar reasoning for elsa. i'm still getting over just how not awesome those ice powers were, and those are my favorite, and we need more princesses with superpowers
>>63894548
>>63894962
>leftmost princess has a hairdildo atop her head
>>63895462
god that mouse cat thing is an ugly design. it's not exactly hard to make a foxy cat-woman and they found a way to screw it up
>>63895462
Megs all like
>Someone get this drowsy bitch off my digs.
>>63895493
You talking shit about Amelia?
they need to do a disney movie about that girl who was cursed to constantly spout gems whenever she talked
or Untombinde, for the token african thing. Untombinde is badass.
who the fuck was rose red? was there someone called that? i have this vague recollection..
>>63895462
>Aurora taking one hell of a sniff
>>63895493
... its treasure planet Captain Amelia you peasant
>>63895462
Wait a minute.. this one isn't nearly as lewd.
I want my money back
>>63895539
Fuck that. I want a Disney princess that cant dress for shit no matter how hard she tries and cant sing no matter what she does. But then she finds out she gains magical power WHEN SHE RAPS
>>63895139
...what is happening in this .gif and where can I find more.
>>63895047
You can break the damn but you can't stop the current..
>mfw trying my hardest to think of a justification for Bianca, Olivia Flaversham, and maybe Vixie while we're at it
why must the only animal princess be nala. curse other animals and their not-having-royalty.
So, does anyone have any princess webm requests?
>>63895539
It's Snow white's sister
my favorite disney princess ishazel
if you marry a king in training that has to count, right? come on.
>>63895627
Breakdown Ariel like in the OP
>>63895523
If you weren't at least 100% gay for Amelia you were both deaf and blind, because not only was she gorgeous but her voice and lines were spectacular.
>>63895599
Legend of Tarzan episode called Tarzan and the British Invasion. Was used in Tarzan and Jane as well.
Jane's friends from England come to the jungle to check on her. During an excursion in the jungle, they end up wet and lost and they start complaining about how uncomfortable they are. Jane goes into survival guide mode, and forces them to get rid of their shoes and poofy skirts.
>>63895627
i'm sure theyve all been done already.. i guess belle walking with her nose in a book. ariel's bare legs stumbling around in the surf.. mulan naked behind the horse. uhh.. cinderella showering.. that was always good. that fucking sponge was amazingly animated
>>63895636
well shit that's kind of problematic.
>>63895627
Tiana.
>>63895597
Yes I saw that popular Tumblr post, too.
>>63895627
Dang, just watch the way her right eye wanders around her face...
>>63895627
One of that scene where Mulan is trying to spit, pretty please!
>>63895724
... are you kidding me? Its on tumblr?
>Brb going to suck start a pistol.
>>63895627
Did she cameo in Home Movies or something?
>>63895679
literally who
>>63895824
Captain Amelia from Treasure Planet
>>63895679
Does that count as Furry or something?
>>63894810
That rice looks undercooked
>mfw Frozen General is getting blown the fuck out
>>63895867
Can't be picky as a poor chinese girl
>>63895865
She's an alien and she doesn't seem to actually have cat fur/body hair.
>>63895867
it looks like normal long grain white rice.
problem is asians eat short grain sticky rice because it gloms together and you can eat it with chopsticks.. nice going animators. get it together. this is a bunch of poopy assdicks
>>63895880
what?
>>63895928
Pretty sure she doesn't have a tail, either. And since she didn't take off the gloves it would seem that the claws weren't her own.
>>63895929
I always wondered if the writing on her arm was gramatically correct Chinese or if Disney was like let's just stick a bunch of symbols together yeah no one will notice
>>63895929
The point is to draw a symbolic link between the emperor's statement about "one grain may be enough to tip the scale; one man may be the difference between victory and defeat" by showing one grain of rice.
>>63895939
and the thread is moving at one post per 5min
Jane
>>63896008
are we competing...?
>>63895971
well there was no shortage of real chinese in the voice cast, but i dont think you could just be like 'hey could you write us something?' and hand that to the animators
>>63896034
Nah. Not much challenge racing a thread missing 3 legs and already through the last one
>>63896019
Is my memory fooling me or did she sound like a heavy smoker?
>>63896044
What if it reads grammatically correct Chinese saying: Disney pays us shit, fucking white pigs
I like Tiana a lot. But i think the writing of tPatF wasn't well handled.
>>63895678
>>63896099
Still better than fucking Frozen
Also the frog design was great
>>63896093
Forgot to add Sara has a nice rack though.
>>63896086
not in the slightest, but she did kind of sound like she was losing her voice a bit.. she didnt sound like an opera singer like a lot of other princesses, just a real english woman
>>63894648
She's blissfully naive and likes to tease.
Gentlemen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIQr_TrFTUk
>>63896143
Thanks man
Your effort is appreciated
>>63896171
She's like 14.
>>63896144
tianafrog was good
princeguyfrog was not so much. looked like that fucker from swan princess.
>>63896218
Oh joy, more of Dildohead Princess.
>>63896218
I'm guessing the one to the immediate right of Ariel is the oldest and heir to the throne.
>>63896176
>overly edgy parody by a faggot
>>63895880
>wishful thinking
Sorry anon, but those fuckheads are here to stay. When the mods deleted /hsg/, they basically validated /frz/'s existence.
>>63896218
>theyseeyourdick.jpg
>>63896305
In what way?
>>63896319
Unnnnnnf God just look at that gorgeous prince...
My favourite Disney princess is Naveen
>>63896319
>>63896342
Aurora's like 16 right? But how old is Phil?
>>63896336
With so many good looking girls this would be a 24/7 orgy, lesbian or not
does charlotte a disney princess
>>63896403
>Requesting BACK INTO THE FRAY webm
>>63896403
Well, if she follows through on marrying Naveen's lil bro as a cougar some day...
>>63896382
He's a child at Aurora's christening so like 20+?
>>63896382
Depends how old are you? 25? Then yeah
>>63896319
>>63896342
Deleting a popular general is a pretty divisive move, so it would have been much easier to do both of them at once, to send a clear message and not look like you're singling /hsg/ out. But instead they let /frz/ live, and probably will continue to do so indefinitely.
Homestuck has actually had content come out recently for people in the thread to discuss. Sure, they never actually discussed it, but it was there.
>>63896458
>thisisgoinginyouranus.jpg
>>63896463
>thesafewordismmmmmfffff.jpg
>>63896403
Of course
She's the princessest of all
>>63894542
There is a shocking lack of best princess in this best princess thread.
>>63896481
>Homestuck has actually had content come out recently for people in the thread to discuss.
So has Frozen, though. And more to come.
>>63896463
>Maleficent will never tie you up and take you away.
>>63896512
>So has Frozen, though. And more to come.
That must be your take on making a joke.
>>63896481
>Sure, they never actually discussed it, but it was there.
That was probably the problem. /frz/ can be plenty offtopic but there are still ontopic discussions upon occasion.I should know, I start a bunch of them.
>>63896526
Did you see the RL version?
>>63896512
Only fanfictionThat includes OUaT since's it's basically fanfiction
>>63896509
You read my mind
>>63896551And i made this general. Guess who
>>63896512
There's not a lot to discuss about Frozen(tm) lunch boxes.
> Disney insists on putting Ariel in a pink dress
I get that it's what she wears in the movie but it looks so dam awful in 99% of the promotional materials.
>>63896509
literally
perfect
>>63896581
Baaaaaadgeeeeeerrrrrrr
C-can Poppy be a princess?
>>63895696
It'll take me a while to make those all, but here's a start
>>63896509
Let's change that
>>63896551
>>63896571
>>63896585
Disney world stuff just started, Frozen characters on OUaT in the fall, casting details, merchandise...
You really think Disney would let their #1 franchise die?
>>63896608You know nothing. Hush.
>>63896594
>>63896635
None of this = content. /frz/ needs to be deleted.
>>63896635
Apparently there's a five year plan of Frozen crap coming.
>>63896481
Homestuck has Paradox Space and what else? Kanaya's feet?
>>63896509
blondelolipunzy best punzy
>>63896619
Is it just me or could Belle have just taken half a step to the side and not gotten splashed at all versus sending the water everywhere by slapping that sign?
Princess fightan fucking when
You'd think it'd be an actual thing now, even if it's just a crappy thing
>>63896628
Rapunzel was the most adorable baby.
>>63896667
ebin
>>63896670
Yeah, and they just announced their 5 year plan too. We'll be buried in it soon.
>>63896277
Now where would you ever come up with that conclusion?
So what if she looks older and has a crown in her head? T-that's just fashion!
>tfw no alt princess
>>63896703
>New out on PC!
>Disney Fighter!
>>63896192
When I said she likes to tease, I mean in a childish way. We're so far in the gutter.
>>63896678
How about all Punzy = best Punzy?
Anyone seen a Disney Ice Show?
Will this suck?
>>63896723
5 years? I'm already sick of it, and it hasn't even been 1 full year yet.
>>63896403
She's the princess of mardigras.
That's like triple princess.
>>63896667
>this thread
>new original content posted
>>63896788
Agreed.
>>63896678
Cuteness overload in 3.....
2.....
>>63896754
She also has the dullest, in terms of hue, color scheme, which is often code for a blander character, which would fit the heir who is burdened by the weight of responsibility.
...I want a fic of this, of the Crown Princess of the Ocean.
>>63896799
Well buckle up m8.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jim-hill/ready-to-let-go-of-let-it_b_5604502.html
>>63896803
>mfw that means shes actually a fucking Disney Princess
Fuck i feel retarded
>>63896770
>we're
Whoa don't lump me in with you
>>63896670
>>63896723
>>63896838
FIVE YEARS DOESN'T COUNT
YOU NEED 10 TO HAVE A GENERAL
DELETE /frz/ NOW
>>63896803
Or seeing triple princess, amirite?
>>63896876
I'd be mad if I was too dumb to filter too, anon
>>63896906
Who will become /co/'s favorite character from Big Hero 6?
>>63896906
