>"Hey anon."
>"If you're not busy, wanna go see a movie?"
>>63849780
>>63849780
>"Lookin' good, anon."
>>63849780
>63849780
>>63849780
Sounds like FUN.
>>63849780
All I got.
>>63849780
What's your favorite, /co/ ?
I don't see Raven wanting to go to a movie. Sure, she likes them now and then, but she'd probably like to go to an art show or a poetry slam or something...
>>63849917
Maybe she just does it to try to be with the 'norm' in dating or something. Idk im fucking drnk
>>63849940
Nigga, it's 1:30 in the afternoon.
You got problems.
>Go away...
>What's wrong?
>You called me cute.
>But, you are cute...
>...
>Are you trying to hide your smile?
>>63850003
never too late to get drunk.
Best Raven.
I'd like to write a greentext, but I just don't know how to write her... Or even what the story will be about. Anon x Raven is a given, but I don't know what the Hell they'd do.
I fucking hate dust.
>>63850179
I find Starfire harder to write than Raven.
When writing Raven, I try and make it seem that she's gotten past her negativity and loneliness. Kind of like when she was with Malchoir.
>>63850373
>What is this?
>It's a Christmas Sweater.
>...
>What?
>Did you make me this? It's hideous.
>Oh, well... Sorry... Are you blushing?
>What? No...
>You're totally red in the face.
>Shut up, or I'll banish you to the dark world. It's just... No one has ever made me something like this before.
>"A- anon..."
>>63850980
"But-"
>"No."
"Aw come on-"
>"No."
"But-"
>"NO! No means no, anon."
"Aw alright..."
>"..."
>"...Anon wait!"
>"I guess I don't have anything planned..."
>"I- if you still wanna go."
>>63851195
lol wtf
>>63851484
>>63851562
>tfw you aren't beastboy
>>63849780
To the person who started this thread immediately after it was canned
Pan I know it's you
your podcast is whack
le cookies are ready batch
R I P Skyler
>>63851943
>>63849780
>You will never be asked out
>>63852194
ah damn
I can't feel with you on this one brother
>>63849780
>>63850047
>>63850488
>>63850804
>>63851381
>>63852194
http://patchoulihou-knowledge.tumblr.com/post/56650322949/dat-smile
>>63852194
>That feel when a girl did ask me out
Best part was I wasn't even looking for a date
SORRY I'M INTO STARFIRE
>"That was a pretty good movie anon."
>"Tired though."
>"Wanna maybe... Go sleep with me?"
>"And no, I don't mean in that way you fool."
>"...S- shut up I'm not blushing."
>>63853263
Was sleeping with me part of your plan?
>>63849780
I thought Homestuck shit was banned.
how do you think she'd react to our universe? all the sick shit in it?
>>63853575
Is DC or Marvel the one where nobody's allowed to jerk it?
So how would you try to get close to her?
>>63853575
please. raven's already taken the knot, what's going to freak her out?
>>63854175
I don't think the TT universe is as fucking chaotic as ours. The TT universe only has to deal with villains, while here we literally have fucking people killing each other in the streets.
cancer
>>63854226
omg :^)
Okay goodnight.
Time to go pretend she's laying in bed with me, maybe even cuddle my pillow.
God I'm pathetic.
:)
>>63854539
good night anonhow do you imagine her smell?
>>63849905
>Raven is sitting alone at a coffee shop reading and drinking tea.
>She lifts her eyes to you for a moment, looking at you.
>She then returns to reading.
Would you go say hi /co/?
>>63856754
>Hey. Know any spells that turn a man into a butt plug? Show me.
>>63856818
>>63849905
>Cursed
That's a little harsh. And aren't they all cursed? Is that to say that if Raven had just swapped with one of her inners on her 16th, she could've avoided the whole Trigon situation?
>>63853575
It's canon in TTG that she's into snuff
>>63856754
I see you are reading Schopenhauer. Thats my favorite author.irl I would do nothing
>>63856754
I'd smile at her like I usually would whenever I catch anyone looking at me? Maybe raise an eyebrow or something. If she smiles back, I'd say something pertaining to the book, and if she doesn't I would wait awkwardly for my coffee and promptly leave in embarrassment, leaving a spaghetti trail of failure in my wake
>>63856322
>orange one
why boner
>>63849780
No, sorry, but I hear Jinx is free.
>>63860335
Does Raven have a fetish?
>>63861202Gladiator combat
>>63861202
Gore.
>the scene in go where the other titans are in raven's mouthlewd
>>63861650
>>63861838
TTGO is not canon
let me tell you this as true Ravenfan
you have severe autism and deserve to be brutalised and bullied and murdered.
I want to beat the fact that you have autism into your thick aspie brain. I want to make you realise how dumb you are by beating the shit out of you because we both know that's all you'd understand. I want to break your jaw off with my foot and grind your top teeth against concrete until your brain gets grated and starts spraying your retarded dumb asperger blood all over the place. Everything you like is worthless and you should feel bad.
>>63861202
>Raven
>Rapen
Raven's a rapist, her fetish is raping people.
>>63862006
>let me tell you this as true Ravenfan
>you have severe autism
Oh the irony.
>>63862006
>let me tell you this as true Ravenfan
>>63862006
Hey, you know what?
The Teen Titans original Cartoon isn't canon either.
New 52 is faggot.
>>63861202
exhibitionism (someone else post the picture)
Ravenbutt
>>63862006
Please, don't go embarrassing Ravenfans and TT fans everywhere by being a tough guy on the internet.
Nobody cares if you insult them like you're in middle school. If anything, you're being hilarious.
>>63862108
I think we're confusing the semantics here.
The TT cartoon is canon to the TT cartoon.
New 52 is canon to New 52.
TT:Go is an incoherent comedy show that has little to no continuity, and has no bearing on any canon other than its own if there is one.
>>63862006
I swear to god, I thought I was on tumblr for a second.
>>63862006
*tips hood*
>>63862316
Heh, Teen Titans isn't even canon with the DC Animated Universe.
Don't let that autism hold you down anon. Pull through it.
>>63862006
>accuses someone else of having aspergers
>posts the Great Text Wall of China threatening someone over the internet
kek
>>63853633
what?
>>63857134
??????
>>63862440
Pretty sure it was officially stated that in one of those universes that nobody masturbates in it.
>>63853633
DC
>>63862440
I think it was Neil Gaiman or Grant Morrison that said in an interview they weren't allowed to make references to masturbation. He made a joke about how no wonder everyone's getting into costumed vigilantism, they're all sexually frustrated.
>>63862318
>((already half made, mind you)) 5th season
Bitch wat?
>>63862463
Please somebody have a citation for this
>>63862006
wow.
Can this be the new you're dead fucker rant?
>>63862006
No joke anon but your over reaction might be the most autistic thing I've seen all day. It's not even the fact you don't like it but how unnecessarily exaggerated and threatening your comment was over nothing not to mention the added fact you matter-of-factly stated to be a "Ravenfan" as if it made you anymore credible.
Seriously kid, that was autistic as fuck.
>>63862495
Fucking hell no wonder everyone is sleeping with everyone
>>63862565
How is tumblr nowadays?
>>63862466
yes but you forgot her body odor
I guess it could be like raisins
and a nightflowerinb4 salty milk, pennys
>>63862637
Bit of a vague question mate
new inbox logo, lots of gifs...
>>63862637
Oh fuck you, here just pretend I never interjected myself into this autism thing
>>63862495
>they weren't allowed to make references to masturbation
i still don't understand why
>>63862637
>A screenshot of an autist nitpicking a cartoon
Looks like 4chan tier complaining
>>63862637
>I'll think of more after this is posted
oh please don't
CAPTCHA: der gays
>>63862725
If you think about it, it makes sense why so many "mature" comics try to cram as much edgy bullshit in as possible
>>63862637
>Robin changed from Damian Wayne to Dick Grayson
>Robin made a DIRECT poke at his identity... when he stated, "I already have a father".
Is this a troll?
So anyway, Raven.
>>63863297
>>63863309
>>63863332
>>63863347
>>63863377
>>63862246
Post the edit.
I know one of you bastards has it.
>>63863377
cool one
>>63863706
>>63862006
Does anyone have the 'low quality bait' image? I'd search for it, but I just got done fapping and my right hand is too tired to search for it.
I really love this image.
It kind of forgoes all the cute shippy nonsense and really gets into that intimacy. Like, I could see the characters doing this.
Gretlusky is so good yo.
And she's taking submissions now.
>>63863976
what did you fap to?
>>63864024
ENF stuff.
>>63863976
>>63849780
>>"Hey anon."
>>"If you're not busy, wanna go see a movie?"
>>"Sure baby! How about Transformers: Age of Extinction?"
>>...
>>...
>>...
>>"You have....shit taste, Anon." *Walks away.*;_;
>>63864138
Thank you!
>>63864359
Sorry, I jump around a lot. I had thirty something tabs open.
>>63864398
then give me an advice pleasewhere to find ENF?
>>63864488
irl
>>63864488what is ENF?
>>63864488
Real ENF videos are rare to the point of not being worth searching for ("bully" searches on motherless are close enough to count sometimes). You'll either deal with art or text stuff. Unfortunately, its a rather niche genre so it tends to be low quality.
asstr.org is your general "Hard to find" porn repository, deviantart is surprisingly one of the better places for varied enf, public humiliation will work on most booru's if you can use -femdom and the male equivalent.
>>63864572
Embarrassed nude female.
>>63864200
>>"You have....shit taste, Anon." *Walks away.*
>>*grabs arm*"WOW OMG SOMEBODY CALLED THE FUCKING FUN POLICE. I BET YOU THINK THE MARVEL MOVIES ARE BAD TOO. FUCK YOU, YOU FUN-HATING FAGGOT, I BET STARFIRE WOULD LIKE TO GO TO THE MOVIES. HAVE FUN READING YOUR BOOKS, YOU FUCKING NERD"
>>63864544
ENF is not canon
let me tell you this as true ENFan
you have severe autism and deserve to be brutalised and bullied and murdered.
I want to beat the fact that you have autism into your thick aspie brain. I want to make you realise how dumb you are by beating the shit out of you because we both know that's all you'd understand. I want to break your jaw off with my foot and grind your top teeth against concrete until your brain gets grated and starts spraying your retarded dumb asperger blood all over the place. Everything you like is worthless and you should feel bad.
>>63864672
I would much rather re-read I, Claudius than watch Transformers. Even if it is based on an inaccurate source.
>>63864735
You're such a pretentious cunt, my god. If you weren't hot as shit i'da punched you in the tit along time ago.
>>63864959
I wasn't being raven then. If you are referring to me, the anon, then thank you for the 'hot as shit' compliment.
>>63864200
>>63864672
>>63864735
>>63864959
>>63865019
Why just go see apes with beast Boy then?
>>63865053
Too loud.
If I wanted someone loud, I'd either put BB in a skirt or ask Starfire when Robin isn't in earshot.
>>63865019
Oh, I was being a "muh fan fagot" my mistake anon.
>>63865125
No problem.
>>63865053
>Go see Boyhood with Dick.
Man, fuck those kid's parents. Am I right Robin?
>>63865125
Holy shit how did I spell that, that wrong? a "muh fun faggot"
>>63865206
>Go see Transcendence with Cyborg.
>We both talk about how garbage it was.
Those after movie conversations are always the best.
>>63865053
Go see 22 Jump Street with BB and Cyborg.
>>63863377
>demon Raven will never motion to you that she wants to blow you
the struggle is real people
>>63865292
And Starfire.
You need that fish out of water.
RIP in Peace best trio.
I dont know if this is hot or creepy.im not sorry
>>63865347
>Demon Raven will never motion to you that she wants you to blow her
Best Raven.
>>63865496
Futa anything is usually pretty shit.
>>63864699
I approve of this becoming a thing
>>63865614
Most things are usually pretty shit.
I prefer RavenxRobin to RavenXBeast Boy
>>63862006
>>63864699
New copy pasta
>>63865799Best thing to come out of two spoilered words that I've posted all year.
>>63865404
>creepy
>being in a line of work that involves fighting
>>63865773
Don't feel bad. Beast Boy is such a little brother character that I can't even picture him with anyone on the show.
>>63852194
I been asked out. We went to a little party together... broke up with her a month ago. Good girl, wish the best to her.
>>63864672
>Implying Transformers is good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rfup0XKx7o
So can someone tell me, are shipperfags pretty much free to operate out in the open, as are autistic anonxRaven fags? Or are anonxraven fags not that common/hated or...?
Yes, I am a newfag. Been lurking for a good month or so but this has been something I can't really understand just from lurking.
>>63865773
BBRae is not canon, they said that they're supposed to be platonic. I like RobRae and RobStar, can't stand Raven with Gar. Maybe Cyborg or even Starfire but I honestly don't ship Raven. She's 16, not everyone needs to date and especially not a BFF
>>63867717
Depends on what ship you support. If you're part of the majority people will rarely throw a shit about it.
>>63867717
well atleast you're honest...
>>63865773
I prefer keeping raven pure
>>63867812
>BBRae is not canon
How is that an obstacle to shipping?
>>63868097
Honestly, I don't really support any ship. I kind of like Beastboy x Raven, but I'm not autistic to the point where I yell and shit myself about how it's canon or anything like that. Really I don't make a big deal out of it.
The reason I ask is because I'd like to kind of write an anon x Raven story, but I'm not sure if such a thing is borderline autistic and cutthroat around these here wild parts or not.
>>63868229
>>63868176
Shipping has gone far enough where there were even shows where the most evil psychopaths were shipped together.
>>63868176
I'm just saying it's not canon. No matter how much fans whine in the original cartoon canon they're only friends
What type of Classical music would Raven listen too?
>>63868229
It's borderline autistic, but that's hardly an issue for the board of Comics & Cartoons. If it's good no one is going to throw a shit.
>>63868266
Or where characters that have never met each other are shipped.
Or inanimate objects are shipped.
There is no end to this madness.
>>63868339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcihcYEOeic
>>63868469
There are people who ship Ms Marvel Kamala and Ghost Rider Robbie despite them having a very low chance of even meeting. The first point isn't that crazy.
>>63868411
There's no such thing as "borderline autistic"
>all this talk of shipping
Someone post that Boomhauer x Kneesocks image
You fucking know the one.
>>63852681
Wait... Patchoulihou? From Haven?
>>63868562
I still think that Bart and Sakura picture is worse.
>>63868339
She'd listen to various EDM/Electro music. It's what most goths are into these days.
>>63868339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>63868553
You're assuming I using the legitimate meaning of autism and not 4chan's.
>>63868411
Eh I guess I'll go ahead write an anon x Raven thing. So are there alot of writefags who do it? I haven't really seen any greentexts here at all to be honest. Can someone point me in the direction of a pastebin or two?
>>63849905
>not based on the emotional spectrum
WHY
>>63869075
If there are, I haven't seen them. We don't really have a lot of writefags on this board, just drawfags.
>>63869075
Please do anon.
>>63869210
I can't really imagine why, looks like this board is pretty well populated. Oh well. As long as no one has a problem with it I'll go write in a few hours.
>>63867847
Why did they turn raven into Artorias?
>Ctrl+f "feet"
>No results
Where's the Raven feet, /co/?
>>63869663
I want to get pegged by Raven
>>63869793
Here.
>>63869825
Anything that's not Newgrounds/Deviant Art tier?
>>63849905
Pure
>>63852194
>Japanese girl at work asked me out after 7 months, said she wanted to "since the first day"
>Really went sweet on me, said she'd never had a bf, kind of liked me etc etcs
>I just told her no thanks, and that I already had a gf
>Real reason was that I think oriental people are disgusting, and get irritated being around people for more than an hour or two
For the best probably
>>63867847
Mother?!
>hey anon
>aloha raven
>anon, do you read any books?
>yeah i'm into sci-fi and such
>i never really got into sci-fi
>well, we could up one day and "read" together
>i'd love to "read" with you, anon
>>63869979
>immune to the yellow fever
Why?
>>63869979
>Want to date Asian girl because of foot fetish and yellow fever reasons
>Most Asian women I've met have a weird smell to them or are usually very uptight when it comes to how they act
>Get immediately turned off the idea
>Weeks later, I fap to a hot Asian woman's feet and get the urge to be with one again
It's a never ending cycle, but I guess I'm just doomed to not be with an Asian chick.
>>63869153
Predated Skittle Corps I believe.
It's kinda similar. Red is angry, pink is flirty, green is brave, and Indigo (okay, it's blue) requires her to suppress her emotions, but has the abilities of all.
>>63870076
>weird smell
>very uptight
It's the reality of Asians, my boy. Well, the conservative ones.
>>63870076
The ones that have a weird smell to them are the best ones to go with though.
The ones that don't smell weird are usually dick gobbling whores, and trust me, you don't want to be with that kind of Asian chick.
>>63870061
>aloha
>>63870061
I WROTE THIS BOOK ON MY DICK IN BRAILLE
COME READ WITH ME HOE
>>63870076
Have you considered a half-Asian girl? That is the true master race.
>go online dating because why not
>suddenly find raven
>wait, raven?
>her profile full of fanboy's sucking her dick
>send a message of if she wants to meet up
>"sure"
>what the fuck is happening
>wait at the meet-up
>actual grey skin purple hair raven comes at you
>in mad hipster goth clothes
>>63870450
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>63870466
>Backwards..
>>63870545
>Being THIS new
>"O-out..."
>"What? You're in MY room, Raven."
>"No, I mean, like... we should go out, or something."
>"Like, on a date?"
>"... Maybe."
Nervous Raven best Raven
>>63850488
Ma nigga, word of advice, Raven's not a Tsundere
Where is the official /co/ TT dating sim? It should've been made by now, for fuck's sake.
>>63870976
>>63871010
You could always just make all the characters in Artificial Academy or The Sims.
>>63871056
Not good enough. Doesn't quite fit my very specific needs.
I should probably see a therapist.
>>63870712
>Doesn't get what I was doing
>I don't have a reaction pic cause fuck you
>>63870976
I think she could be.
Depends on interpretation.
>>63871205
Nope, Kuudere.
Because science.
>>63871191
>>63870061
>aloha
>>63869806
Well, it's not rape if you like it.
BBRae may be overdone, but I think it's cute as hell.
>>63869469
It's honestly something I wish we had more in common with/mlp/.Writefags out the wazoo.
>>63869840
>implying footfags aren't Newgrounds/Deviant Art tier
>>63872438
I'm sorry to say, but I came from /mlp/. I'm done with that board though, /co/ is superior. Looking forward to writing shit that isn't ponies.
>>63872548
>I'm sorry to say, but I came from /mlp/
probably shouldn't ever mention this
>>63872583
Yeah, but as long as I remain anonymous no one will pretty much ever know. Actually I haven't even made my new pastebin.
Speaking of which, what is the general attitude about tripcodes here? I assume it is the same as /mlp/, where a tripcode is only welcome if it is a content provider and only then when you're posting stories? Usually I use a tripcode ONLY when posting stories, then immediately taking it off.
>>63872626
>Usually I use a tripcode ONLY when posting stories, then immediately taking it off.
Smart move
>>63872666
Well yeah.
If I didn't I'd be a massive faggot. I hate tripcodes unless it's used like that.
Do you think Raven secretly geeks out about something? Like sci-fi?
>>63873278
probably something lame like books or some other gay shitNah, books are pretty fuckin' neato
>>63873328
>>63873403
What? You don't like it?
>>63873490
It's pretty shit.
>>63849780
there have been too many
>>63873519
Really? I'm sure there is worse out there.
Besides I'd wager that most of /co/ couldn't do any better.
>>63873539
Just because there are shittier doesn't make that shit not god awful.
>>63873539
Oh, that's how we're judging art now?
>"oh wel co couldnt do any beter xD"
>"therz worse out there."
>>63873553
>>63873556
Not who you're replying to, but I'm surprised we're picking now to complain about bad art. It's not even the top 5 bad ones on this thread.
>>63861202
Exhibitionist
>>63873589
Well it doesn't help that the artist of that garbage constantly tries to viral his awful shit on here.
>>63873589
Well I wasn't in the thread when that stuff was posted and I'm not gonna that guy who replies to hours old posts.
Hey guys, writing my first TT greentext. Trying to keep it short because I'm not really sure if long greentexts are liked here. Can someone dump some screencaps? Pretty please?
>>63873750
Anyone here?
>>63849780
"Um... I'll have to take a rain check on that, Raven. I have to go hang out with someone who isn't gross and gray -- I MEAN DO MY LAUNDRY."
>>63868339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqv_LUStxDw
thanks Lego Movie thread
>>63873750
>>63873902
I can't believe I can't find any screencaps of mine. Just post it. If it is too long pastebin it
>>63873944
You be nice
>>63873979
Dude, she's gray. In the hierarchy of anime skin colors, that's below even green.
>>63873750
Okay posting now.
And yeah, real original trip/name I know. Thankfully I'm only going to use it to post stories under.
>>63873999
>not liking the gray
>>63874018
>You toss and turn, moving in every position you possibly can in an attempt to get comfortable enough to fall asleep.
>Opening an eye, you look over at the alarm clock next to your bed.
>3:21 AM.
>God damn it.
>Another restless night.
>It's been like this ever since you got to this place, which was about a month ago.
>During some big battle with a gigantic demon lord thing, one of the heroes on this planet, 'Raven', fucked up some spell and it tore a hole through to your dimension and plucked you into this one.
>The 'Teen Titans' they call themselves, were nice enough to let you stay here until she could find a way to send you back, which at this point, you were hoping she would have found a way.
>Then again, to be honest, it's not like you had much to return to.
>Not much going for you back on Earth.
>Err, your Earth.
>Sure you had alot of skill with Computer Science, but the way things were shaping up, it looked like you were pretty much going to just be alone for the rest of your life.
>You had been in abusive household for the entirety of your life, and you had pretty much spent the last few years trying to learn as much as you can, getting as much useful skills as you can so you could just escape the fucking place.
>It wasn't really all of your family's fault, more like your pill abusing father.
>You escaped alright, but this wasn't exactly the escape you were looking for...
>Really though, this place wasn't all that bad.
>Beast Boy and Cyborg were pretty fun to bro around with, Hell, Beast Boy reminded you alot of your younger brother back on Earth even.
>Robin was pretty mysterious and distant but overtime it seems he's adjusted to you, you even had a long talk with a few days ago.
>And Starfire was just downright sweet. The most pure girl you've ever seen.
>She could relate to you, being lost in a world you didn't have any idea what to do in.