If Superman and Wonder Woman from the New 52 had a kid would that be the most OP kid in the DC Universe?
I'm no pro on N52 power rankings, but I'm willing to bet that the three of them would still be pretty mid-tier...
Didn't they all ready do that in Kingdom come ? sort of
>Tony Daniel's Wonder Woman
Hhnngg
>>63827677
Nope.
I doubt it would be additive. Either one of them having a kid with like a that magician girl whatserface or similar, and you've probably got something.
Invincible and magical, like spells and shit. That's the ticket.
Maybe supes and Starfire. Don't they both get powers from the sun?
Oh, Supes and a Daxamite. Either they'd get rid of the kryptonite/lead thing or they'd be doubly weak to something else. Hah, that would be amusing.
isn't WW in New 52 OP as shit?
Is wondy a virgin in the new 52?
>>63828034
No, Steve smashed that
>>63828034
>Is wondy a virgin in the new 52?
Who gives a shit? Maybe she blows random dudes every day for the fuck of it. What does that have to do with the question asked?
How about you start your own little thread with the title, "can't jerk off unless my waifu is pure."
>>63828227
So anon, what crawled up your ass and died?
>>63828227
Calm down.
>>63828274
>So anon, what crawled up your ass and died?
"What is a powerful combination?"
Answer?
"Has she been fucked yet?"
It's fucking creepy and gross.
>>63828347
Go vent your anger on tumblr.
>>63828208
Scans son
>>63828347
fuck off
>>63828227
are you on your period anon?
Why didn't they keep Wonder Woman with the black pants instead of those little knickers? She looks horrible
Those bloomers are something a whore in a hotel room would wear
>>63828381
>Go vent your anger on tumblr.
So before we can have any discussion about any characters, we need to get the important stuff out of the way: is the woman pure?
Yeah, and tumbler is the problem and not the general, pervasive, non-stop creepiness.
>>63828381
Fuck you, dipshit. His angry, his outrage at these worthless waifufags is just 4chan needs. Waifufaggotry isn't funny, it doesn't lead to interesting conversations, it's just pathetic and creepy. It needs to go somewhere else.
Hm, a containment board was made for you know what. Maybe one could be made for the waifufags.
>>63827677
No. The kid would be a watered down Kryptonian, so probably only about as good as your standard half-baked superman clone.
>>63828500
skirt > shorts >>>>>>>>>> pants
>>63828505
>His angry
Ah, fuck, 4chan's making me lose my typing game. Well, so long, goatfuckers.
>>63827824
Supes and a Czarnian. Zarnan? Whatever Lobo is. One of them. She'd be regenerative in addition to the kryptonian shit, and hot as FUCK cuz
>dat white and black skin.
Why doesn't Superman impregnate every Amazonian and create a new Kryptonian race?
>>63828560
but Lobo is the only Czarnian left
>tfw SupesxLobo
>>63828560
>Supes and a Czarnian. Zarnan? Whatever Lobo is. One of them. She'd be regenerative in addition to the kryptonian shit
That'd be cool.
>>63828505
>>63828503
Go vent your anger on tumblr.
>>63828540
Shorts are greater than all.
>>63827677
She's pretty stronk
>>63828605
So they tell us.
>>63828605
>but Lobo is the only Czarnian left
Is Supergirl pure?
>>63827677
Fucking better be, i'd get mah money's worth
>>63828540
Those aren't even shorts, just bloomers or a pair of knickers
But I really thought the outfit with the pants showed enough muscle and skin without there being too little material
He should rape Supergirl ; )
>>63828605
Should be doable given Clark had a kid with Lex.
>>63828540
Times are different now. We've gotten to the point of discussion where Superheroines NEED pants. Anything other than that is misogynistic.
>>63828853
Fuck off, when did /co/ get so fucking pussy-like?
>>63828938
around the same time people realized that /co/ will take literally any bait you throw at it
No it'd still be Batman and his plot armor
>>63828938
why are you mad?
>>63828853
Those boots look like they don't even remotely fit her.
>>63828853
>>63828853
>khakis under armor
well now that's just poor fashion sense
>>63828227
>can't jerk off unless my waifu is pure
you're almost right
I dropped toph as a waifu once I heard she was a megaslut
but I never jerked off to herunless she was acting like a megaslut
>>63828938
Comic books are no longer the subject of your fetishist male power fantasy. More girls read comics than guys, more girls wear comic book t-shirts, run comic book blogs, and soon more girls will write and draw comics. Those are the facts and you'll have to get used to them.
Things change, and you don't want to be on the wrong side of history. Embrace it and move into the future like the rest of us.
>>63828961
There's nothing to respond to here
>>63828979
Why do you assume I'm mad?
>>63829020
>More boots that are too big
Boots That Are Too Big League of America.
>>63829050
>Realistic boots only belong on male characters
Yeah. Sure.
>>63828613
Except tumblr is exactly where fags like you spawned from so he would more than likely just get Hulk out on everyone.
>>63829096
>realistic
You're funny. I'll kill you last. But honestly, look at the image you just fucking posted and tell me why exactly Zatanna is wearing slacks that drag on the fucking ground without a belt.
>>63827677
Some Mister Sinister type dude want's there child to grow up and defeat some Apocalypse type dude.
>>63827677
It'd be pretty much a Kryptonian with better magical resistance, I'd guess. Powerful, but not any more broken than a standard Kryptonian.
>>63829245
Those guys are weak tho
>>63829096
>>63829020
>>63828853
Didn't know the taliban had an art program!
>>63829281
Who?
>>63829340
The guys in your post, those marvel guys.
>>63829183
Because it's a popular style? She's a magician and might use loose clothing for better sleight of hand? Why do men only complain when they think there's "too much" clothing?
>>63829361
Sinister's like a mad scientist and Apocalypse is strong he just jobs. I don't see what strength has to do with anything I was saying though.
>>63829434
the OP is referring to characters that are more powerful than the ones you mentioned is all, a Kryptonian/Amazon being would be several orders of magnitude stronger than Supes or Wondy most likely, both of which are already many orders of magnitude stronger than Sinister or the first mutant.
>>63829550
Again strength has nothing to do what I was talking about. I was saying some Sinister guy in personality wants there child to defeat some Apocalypse guy in personality if they need to be super strong then make them super strong i'm just talking fun here, jesus.
>>63829378
Black Canary doesn't even wear purple, what the heck
>>63829645
I still don't think it applies even remotely. Yeah I can see it's your preference that's fine.
>>63829099
No, no it's not, don't kid yourself.
tumblr is where prissy little twits like this guy >>63828503 come from. Not saying HE is from tumblr, but people like him are. And he sure as shit ain't from 4chan.
>>63829020
>>63827677
Their kid would have to have some kind of over the top power, or combination of powers. Maybe a Dr. Manhattan type?
>>63829862
Dr. Manhattan is a much less powerful version of Captain Atom.
>>63829862
Why? It'd probably be really stronk, but that's it. And as we know full well from this pairing, stronk isn't automatically interesting.
>>63829899
Is he? Can Captain Atom see into his own future and past? Wasn't aware Captain Atom could resurrect himself.
>>63829946
>stronk
Why do I hate this word so much?
>>63827764
With Batman as a godfather no less. Half Amazon, half Kryptonian, and raised part time by the most dangerous man alive. Quite a combination.
>>63827786
That ass man...
>>63829946
It isn't about strength as much as versatility and creativity. Because of Wonder Woman's (don't know about nu52 ww) magic factor, the kids powers could possibly be very interesting, a Mxyzpltlk tier character or something.
>>63828978
>plot armor is exclusive to Batman
I know I shouldn't be disappointed by nown but come on, do people really still think this?
>>63830164
I know, right? It's ridiculous. Every A-list and most B-lists have indestructible plot armors.
>>63829378
>>63829096
>>63829020
>>63828853
Please stop paying this shit art. This guy draws everyone with short legs, and he had shit fashion sense.
>>63830194
haha yeah
That's Right.
>>63830216
Not just that. Every protagonist in every story since the beginning of written language has had it until the plot demands it's removal. It's essential to the story. Even then, Batman's plot armor is greatly exaggerated in most cases.
>>63828734
The fucking shit? Is the couch raping her? Where do I get one of those?
>>63828978
>No it'd still be Batman and his plot armor
So maybe batman and wondrwoman. The kid would be strong and shit and have access to a batman exclusive power: the ability to think ahead.
That's how batman always wins right, prep time or whatever? So a person with actual superpowers who would be allowed to plan ahead and maybe use tools and shit.
>>63829096
>No fishnet stockings
>>63830421
True. People just love to bitch.
>>63829020
Because having a character with an attractive body is a bad thing. Fuck you.
>>63830557
Don't take the bait you fucking fuck fucker!!! Fuck!
>>63829096
>Pants waaay too big
>No fishnet stockings
Why? Just fucking why?
>>63829020
>Boots don't fit
>Wearing like 10 sweaters
>Belt in her shirt
This is only acceptable in anime.
>>63828853
>Boots don't fit
>long sleeved sweater underneath armor
>Khakis
This looks like utter dog shit. Fucking why?
>>63830893
...moar?
>>63827786
wrong guy
>>63827677
Who is Fifty Sue?
>>63832306
Darkseid's daughter
>>63827677
Paulo Siqueira is an amazing new artist at DC. Been following him on DA for a while. He might be the reason why I buy this terrible book.
>>63833158
is he the new SM/WW artist?
>>63828034
No. I forget which issue of Superman/Wonder Woman it was, but there's a scan of them getting dressed on a bed, implying they fucked.
>>63829378
Slight of hand? She uses actual magic because she has magic powers. What's the point of an outfit that emphasizes slight of hand illusions when she makes things happen by saying things backwards?
Hell, a lot of street magicians I've seen don't wear any sleeves, which actually makes you wonder how they put 3 solid oranges inside an upside down cup resting on a thin table. Baggy clothes is for suckers.
>>63833234
yes. He's good.he draws WW third best l. Right behind Chiang, and Williams in my book.
>>63833308
>>63833337
The fuck is this craziness? This is Byrne levels of writing.
>>63833482
nigga this is old and fuckers are still buttmad.
>>63833524
First of all cracka don't ever call me nigga.
Second how old is this is it new52 Wonder Woman.
How about the JLA Adventues WW design?
>>63833586
like about two years old.
>>63833703
>cass
>having a sense of humor
ughhh
>>63833847
she's from Japan, she knows about tentacle porn
>>63833885
I wonder if she'll look this good in the movie.
god black hair and blue eyes is so god tier
>>63833913
>Implying she knows how to have fun
>>63834120
She is a great dancer.
>>63834305
She's so perfect
Tell me why is she so perfect /v/?
>>63833942
I love this pairing the most.
>>63828208
No, he didn't. He's the most massive case of NTR in the universe these days. He hasn't seen the light and gotten double teamed by Ollie and Constantine, though.
>>63834960
You naive naive anon
Wonder Woman in the episode Dark Heart of JL:U really got my teenage boner revved up.
>you will never be Ray Palmer/have his abilities
>>63828638
>Wonder Woman/Superman Kid
>Check to see if A-Ko is there.
>She is.
You have done well, /co/
>>63828208
you mean superman don't you anon
Can we get more Wonder Butt in her, please?
>>63827786
That's Siqueira, dummy.
Daniel's art is a lot different.
>>63827677
Nope. But, Wonder Woman and Batman's kid would. It would have Wonder Woman's abilities and Batman's Plot armor. Nothing could stop it.
>>63829988
>Is he
Yes.
>Can Captain Atom see into his own future and past?
No, because the DCU is a multiverse. He has timejumping, not timesight. Note how Doctor Manhattan's timeline awareness is worth jack shit because he lives in a deterministic universe. Even Dajjal's timeline awareness is better because it works via multiple timelines.
>Wasn't aware Captain Atom could resurrect himself
He doesn't have to. He's living energy. Every time he dies he either timejumps or recoalesces.
>>63835690
>>63833158
>>63833234
I wouldn't call Siqueira "amazing" but he's definitely one of my favourite workhorse artists.
>>63830421
It's not though. Batman should be nowhere close to any fight that includes alien invaders or or demonic entities yet he is. Batman should stay in gotham and fight gangsters and assassins
>>63835834
>Batman should be nowhere close to any fight that includes alien invaders or or demonic entities
Why not? If he stayed out of fights that weren't in his weight class, then he wouldn't get to hang out with Supes. And that would be bullshit, you can't break up the World's Finest Team.
>>63835824
I like his Batman/Superman picture
>>63835806
Proceed.
![FE7FiftySue[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fZFhdGs.jpg "FE7FiftySue[1].jpg")
Fifty Sue has got to be their kid
She used heat vision on Fury
>>63835870
I like his work on the Starfire Secret Origins issue
>>63835936
that was a pretty good issue
Is no one reading Beyond 2.0? Lord Superman and Wonder Woman had a kid and that kid was Zod.
>>63836058
That entire arc was really dumb, though. Terry faking his own brain getting shot out by Lord Superman via super good holograms? You've got to be kidding.
>>63836058
I liked that they made it clear that Lord Supes and Wondy absolutely never fucked or touched each other ever
>>63827677
she has a son with Warlord
>>63836129
Test tube baby still counts.
>>63836200
I know, I'm just saying they really went out of their way to clear that up
didn't Zod pass as a regular kryptonian?
>>63836222
Considering DCAU Wonder Woman's powerset was "flying brick", if you stapled heat vision and ice breath onto her she'd pass as a kryptonian too.
Or even if you didn't, she might just be a kryptonian who doesn't like heat vision.
>>63834823
Super-Dickery incoming!
>>63836222
Probably because it would be near impossible to write a situation where they fucked. I guess something along the lines of her pitying him in a moment of weakness and him just having charisma and alphaness out his ass but that sounds like it would be a bad story.
>>63836005
what would it take to get him on WW or Batwoman, or BoP. Or anything with women.
>>63836408
sorta like what's happening now
>>63828503
>we need to get the important stuff out of the way: is the woman pure?
Yes. Exactly.
>>63836473
>>63836469
Fuck. I did not think of that.
>>63835860
helping out in a investigation is different from actively participating in a fight against dimensional warriors from space hell. IT just makes you think about why gotham is still so shitty when he's obviously so OP comparatively
>>63836622
Who the hell is that? Hepetitis?
>>63836658
hahaha yeah not sure how you couldn't anon.
>>63837041
Crime is a completely different kind of problems. With aliens, you get rid of the aliens and the problem's done. Organized crime and poverty don't work that way. You just have to take it one day at a time.
>>63829096
>There are people that hate pantsuits
Fuck the haters, this is the one good redesign that guy made.
>>63837513
I have nothing against pant suits but why can't women wear what they want? Business attire can be sexy and be what a woman wants to wear with have men ideas forced on them, they mostly do it to themselves.
>>63838327
>with have
Oops mean without having
>>63833236
They probably just sleep without clothes... together... on an otherwise empty apartment... with no one there to watch
>>63837256
Well, no. Alien crime is still crime.
>>63838564
But it's crime that you can kick the fuck off your planet and not have to worry about again.
>>63828853
Designs good but why khakis? With the skirt already in place wouldn't it make more sense to have her wear leggings
>>63829020
Those are work pants as in everyday desk job pants not super-heroing work pants
>>63829096
>>63829378
>Pants below ankles
How do you expect them to move without falling over every third step
>>63838623
Right, and Gothamite crime is crime you can kick the fuck back to Gotham if it gets uppity.
>>63838327
>but why can't women wear what they want
They can, what the hell are you on about?
>without having mens ideas forced on them
Are you some kind of retard or just a woman?
>>63839285
Well, he's not wrong. The fashion industry, which is connected on every level to MASS MEDIA, shovels certain kinds of things as acceptable for women to be seen in. The fashion industry is run by men almost exclusively.
Those men are also all gay.
>>63837041
Fixing the problems of an entire city takes more than just fighting skill anon. And it's not like he's taking on Superman-tier bad guys with his fists, he's doing it with his brains. The most he can realistically handle in direct combat would be mid-tier metahumans, which makes sense considering his level of skill and all that tech.
>>63839680
I've always fucking hated this mentality, that you are an aggressor for having things being acceptable and unacceptable to you
Why do women care? Because they desire something from people, yet it's not ok that they do something to get something? It would be like you going into a store and getting offended because you have to pay for the merchandise.
>>63840160
Don't let years of your misanthrope ways on 4chan let you forget.
Society is a powerful force in the lives of most of the population. People (who aren't broken) inherently seek acceptance from other people as a base part of our instinct. It's one of the few instincts humans still have, and it's effects can be both subtle and mind warping in the extreme. It's more politely known as it's politically correct label "peer pressure". Unless you are totally cut off from society, you can't help falling to it. Even your presence here warps your mind towards the mutually agreed upon rules of whatever constitutes a social circle on 4chan.
The problem with Mass Media is how easily it creates an illusion of popular opinion. Even if you maintain awareness of this facade, and exercise willpower, a slight exposure can still constitute an infection. The seed was planted.
Though frankly I'm more fascinated that women are being bossed around by GAY men rather than the straight ones they blame for everything.
>>63840485
I realize that, but it really pisses me off when people act like anyone's being forced to do anything
>>63827677
I suppose it would take Superman to resist the urge to grab a handful of wonder-ass in this situation...
>>63840485
>Though frankly I'm more fascinated that women are being bossed around by GAY men rather than the straight ones they blame for everything.
It's because gay men have a better eye for fashion and if they pissed on them the Gay men would total cut them off and they would have to dress themselves. Which to them is quite a terrifying thing. They would never know what's in and out and it would be a horrible mess. :P
>>63836084
no u r dumb
these weren't even holograms, learn to read, faget
>>63828505
No, 4chan is the place for creepy assholes,always has been where the fuck do you think you are? if that person wants to waifu wonder woman it better damn well be on 4chan
>>63834662
Because she was made perfect to begin with?
>>63827677
Nope. Billy Batson still exists.
What if the kid was entirely normal? No powers what so ever.
>>63843041
>What if the kid was entirely normal? No powers what so ever.
He would become the poor fucker who drives the bus.
>>63843041
There's a comedy-adventure comic called PS238 that actually explores those sort of conditions (without killing the cast).
One of the main characters, Tyler, is the son of two of the most powerful superheros in the world. He has no powers whatsoever but his parents got him enrolled into a superkids school just to see if that would trigger his supergenes.
>>63843124
I would fucking kill myself.
>>63828769
Implying consensual sex isn't the best sex
>>63843275
If you were the son of Superman and Wonder Woman, surely you would be raised with good values and learn to find happiness in any job you find yourself committing to. Even a bus driver.
>>63843296
Their wholesome values would be in direct conflict with the derision and pity one would receive from literally everyone else on the planet, compounded by the knowledge that your parents, being who they are, couldn't help but love you, and that sweetness would be cloying, and turn bitter soon enough.
I would absolutely kill myself.
Are kids of demigods still demigods? Or normies?
>>63843362
They're called quadroons, I think.
>>63843358
That's awfully cynical view, my friend. I would imagine the kid would become a prime example of the good a normal human being can do, without needing tights and capes. Help out in soup kitchens, volunteer at blood drives, always give change to those in need, help the neighborhood kid find their lost cat, etc. And he'd be content and happy with his life. Because it's what you make out of your life and what you do to others that counts, not what powers you have.
>>63843367
So would Supes and Wondy's kid be a half Kryptonian demigod?
>>63843399
I guess as long as he stays in Smallville, he has a chance, but God help him if he decides to go anywhere else under his actual identity.
>>63843399
>he witnesses a crime
>realizes how powerless normals really are
>If only I had my mother's strength, my father's speed etc etc
He's fucking done for.
Maybe he could beg Batman to take him on as an apprentice, or something.
>>63843488
You really think he'd want to learn from loner uncle Bruce?
>>63843488
>realizes how powerless normals really are
If it's a normal thug. He could try and apprehend himself and do a citizen's arrest. If it's a supervillain, surely he has a JLA emergency signal as a key chain.
>>63843509
If it's the only way for him to Make a Difference, then yes.
Why isn't this a comic, already?
>>63843531
He'd probably be Robin to Dick's Batman. Or Damien's Batman. Depending on how old he ends up being
>>63843531
I would see him more like the guy sitting behind the lines and coordinating everything from the Watchtower/JLA satellite.
>>63843488
>begins training under Batman
>Clark and Diane clearly don't approve, but they haven't seen [Insert son's name] so happy in a long time, so they hang back
>Clark gives Bruce the "if anything happens to my boy..." speech
My god, it's all there...
>>63843568
>Go out there and kick some ass, guys!
>I'll, uhh...
>I'll just hang back here...
>>63843399
>I would imagine the kid would become a prime example of the good a normal human being can do, without needing tights and capes
I could see him becoming a fireman, or something.
It would great if he still wore the family crest on his chest.
>>63843428
What sort of power does being a demigod bestow, anyway?
Would their kid be immortal?
>>63828034
nah she fucked some amazons and supes. maybe steve too.
>>63844107
she had always fucked amazon, even pre reboot they don't count.
>>63843124
>And
>>63843275
>>63843296
>>63843358
>>63843399
>>63843488
>>63843531
>>63843627
Just like that bus driver actually drives a rocket bus, the kid would just use super-tech. Noone that associated with rich heroes needs to be normal if they don't want to
>>63844517
Her cunts been fisted to useless by a dozen calloused giant handed super strong dykes.
To every man on the planet, it does count.
>>63844678
no one ever counted it before the reboot
>>63844759
Dude, no one ever brought up the fact that she came from man hating violent misandrist bulldyke island and that there were no men there.
They simply lampshaded it and pretended that they were all aesexual virgins who never tasted of sex or some such bullshit.
Truth is, if they actually played it "straight" she'd be a prolific dyke and any and all romance stories would feel forced and fall flat.
The reality is her cunt and maybe ass has seen some serious mileage by some really odd objects. No man save for a shape shifter is going to be able to get off in that utterly devastated war wound she calls a gash.
It counts.
>>63844887
Why do people still think this dumbshit.
If you exercise a muscle, it becomes more toned, doesn't fucking sag to the ground. Have you heard of kegels?
>>63843531
Because it's a pretty half-baked concept. I don't really see any reason to make WW his mother. If you sub her out for Lois, then you can still play with the idea of a legacy to the world's most famous superhero who thinks that they're a disappointment while avoiding the huge hurdle of Diana and Clark being a completely boring couple. Diana would work better as another stop on the kid's journey.
I think that the idea has some potential, and I can imagine some entertaining lines about how hard it is to sneak out of Superman's house right before he shows up on Uncle Bruce's doorstep. But I think that moment that you have Superman and Wonder Woman hooking up for the sake of 'they're the most iconic male and female heroes ever!!!!!' you lose a lot of organic milage in the story, and it starts to feel contrived and set up.
>>63827677
>Superman and Wonder Woman
>not Batman and Wonder Woman
Things aren't always greater than the sum of their parts, so I say no. Besides, Supes is an alien and WW is a from a race of female warriors. Who knows if they could even breed in the first place.
>>63846036
It's not half baked at all. There's nothing wrong with trying to make ww more human by hooking her and clark up. There's also nothing wrong with them being a famous power couple.
I mean...you honestly think that clark should hook up with lois because the two are boring together?
Clark and Lois are the most boring couple in comics. No, you just have a hate on for the idea of diana getting knocked up or in a het or mostly equal relationship with a man. '
And let's be honest here.
Supes should hook up with Catwoman.
They make a great couple and would be fun to read about. Lois is dull as shit and Clark is basically WW's beard/way to make her more relatable and marketable to women at this point.
>>63845710
>Why do people still think this dumbshit.
>If you exercise a muscle, it becomes more toned, doesn't fucking sag to the ground. Have you heard of kegels?
Yeah, whatever stupid bullshit helps you sleep at night. That pussy is a ginormous dry and numb disaster area. And not only is she completely retarded when it comes to men personally she hasn't the first idea of what to do in bed so...she'll be without a doubt the worst fuck on the planet.
By the way, she comes from lez island. Lesbians don't give a shit how wrecked and useless they are for het PnV sex. Nor do they care about tightening up their blasted cooches for good PnV sex.
>>63827677
I never understood how that could happen wasnt wondy molded out of clay? She cant breed in the traditional way
Surly the most op of supper hero would be to mach up a super geniuses with a super powerful hero. Like the question and super girl.
Is the 52 Question a man or a woman not really read any of the new 52, kind of important if the sex is too much for one of them it should be the male, as after the love making part his job is done. Then again if Bella live through it maybe it be ok . But you know kind of having someone with brains using powers is way more effective and op.
Supes must breed with Power Girl. There is no other way.
