Do you have someone in your life that is basically the same as a cartoon character?
My aunt is Pearl with the dial cranked until it broke off, plus cats.
I'm pic related.
I dunno. Fictional characters tend to be highly stylized and flat, compared to actual people, even when they're supposed to appear utterly realistic, although sometimes I do wonder...
My roomie and I have this weird way of playing off each other, during casual conversation, that can seem almost scripted, like a comedy routine, except it's 100% genuine, because neither of us would ever stoop to something that cheesy.
I guess we're a bit like the stereotypical protagonists of the "two gamers on a couch" genre. I'm the straight man and she's the snarky, juvenile one. So, yeah, pretty much Penny Arcade, except a lot less passive aggressive.
Pretty lame, I know...
>>70658660
I know someone who is like 90% pure Master Shake. She owes me like 50$ and her roommate 300$.
>>70659987
Her apartment is also a complete fucking shithole.
>>70659919
We all are.
Reminds me of my own older sister.
>>70658660
I met Squirrel Girl a couple weeks ago. Asked if I could take her picture and why. Turns out she even has a tattoo of an acorn
I prefer squirrel girl without the huge buck teeth
>>70660293
>I prefer squirrel girl without the huge buck teeth
Has there been a montage made with all of the new squirrel girl's downs faces yet?
>>70660573
Haha. Oh my god. I've seen them being posted as individual pictures. That shit's a fucking riot. Someone post them again, please.
An uncle
No, I don't think so. As far as I know, none of my friends are intelligent and nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.
>>70658660
I know a girl that looks as close as Pearl as you can get in the real world, but she's got Amstheyst's personality.
yeah my GF
>>70658660
Isn't she basically every white suburban mom?
>>70665336
Paul Dini, fuck off
I did, actually
>>70659919
Kind of cliché, but quite true.
>>70658660
I got a friend that is basically Dr. Phrog from League of Super Evil.
>>70658660
Let me guess she's your mom? And I bet you shit up threads with your fucking waifu nonsense.
I fucking hate Pearfags, I want those piece of shits to fucking die and take their mommy issues with them.
My roommate and I are basically these two. We even look like them and I have an adopted female blue cat and her name is Dan. He introduced me to the show with, 'They made a show about us.'
My older sister is basically Lucy from Peanuts. Feels bad man.
>>70658660
My uncle married this chick who had two kids so she became my cousin
She was so ridiculously Connie its not even funny.
They seperated though but we're still cool. I want to go over and hang and see if she recognizes my Steven Universe ringtone since she's a huge anime/cartoon/game nerd
>>70670130
Is it weird to say that my dog is basically that character?
>>70669362
which one are you?
>>70658660
My paternal grandparents were pretty much Hank and Pank Hill.And my dad's name is RobertI'm Robert, Jr., but everybody calls me Bobby.
>>70670130
How shit is her taste in men?
>>70670316
Dang it Bobby
My girlfriend kind of reminds me of Pearl from Steven Universe
I am basically Garfield.
I'm intelligent and nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.
>>70671024
She'd leave you hanging at the egde of a cliff?
>>70669819
Fuck your cousin anon
My older sister
>every college age stoner ever
>>70671055
that's not a fair statement and you know it
>>70669819
>Dark skin, plays tennis?
>Big glasses, big hair, big brain?
>Overbearing mother, emasculated father(s)?
>Hates the sappy ending of Harry Potter?
Guys cut it out before she fucks herself
>>70669819
>my Steven Universe ringtone
Autism.
>>70669362
But are you two secret homo?
>tfw gf used to be a personality/physical replica of curvy, zipper-shatteringly sexy Pam
>tfw now she's just regular Pam
>but bigger
>>70669357
>>70673332
How fat is your gf now?
Pic related,me.
>>70668077
Hey! Is that you, the guy from the other thread?
Have any cute and/or sexy stories you want to share with us about your Katara GF?
>>70671122
My co-worker is a fusion of these two and I hate him with an undying passion.
I can relate to Finn quite a bit.
>Both of our biological fathers are criminals
>We both had a thing for a know it all science loving lesbian
>We both have things for swords
>and we both try to maintain a positive outlook on life dispite how bad things look.;_;
>>70671105
How much older?
>>70677042
Sure.
What do you want to know?
>>70677837
Did you guys ever do any Avatar role playing?
Was she a good kisser?
How was she in bed? Caring and compassionate or Wild? Was she ever like how you figure Katara would be?
When did you guys have the best sex? What were your favorite games/positions?
>>70659987
Do you have a pool?
>>70671024
Run her over with a sword, see if she retreats to her gem to get better.
Only way to be sure she's not some kind of alien
>>70658660
This is baasically an exact copy of my dad, except the war-talk and the itchy voice!
And I'm sort of just like Louie...
Man, I used to watch this show as a kid and laugh my ass off! It was so ironic because it was like looking through the window in to my own family.
Damn I miss this Louie
Back when I was in elementary school there was a kid that looked just like Mike Believe from Powerpuff Girls. I remember telling him about it and he thought the same too.
>>70678087
>Did you guys ever do any Avatar role playing?
Oh, brother. You have no idea.
>How was she in bed?
Let me give you a better picture of her personality:
Competitive, completionist, perfeccionist, insecure, stubborn, a little neurotic, a bit of a control-freak, hates to waste time, really hard for her to relax, with a chip on her shoulder, wants to be a top-tier surgeon making big bucks, at the same time wants to be a top-tier wife and a top-tier mother.
That translated in bed into wanting to be in control, while being bottom. Wanting to do "a full circuit" in an efficient ammount of time. Wanting to please more than to be pleased. Wanting to review what worked and what didn't, and use that to do better next time. Wanting to be complimented for her "hard work".
And obviously my favourite thing to do, was to mess with her plans. Take control away, please her non-stop, take as long as I wanted, try out stuff that was not on her "circuit", and so on.
She got kinda mad, but loved it all the way. It was always a fun tug-of-war between us in bed.
>>70680679
>Oh brother you have no idea
Tell us more you tease!
I´m a mix between Dipper and Jeff.
In looks AND mannerisms. Shit you not, the first conversation he had was about a gardener breaking his window, The second? His stove exploding. I'm sure to be real nice to him. He may take revenge on me for posting this alone.
>>70682068
Oh and he used to live in LA.
>>70675315
Whats in your basement anon
Any shows were a character that was around for seasons started disappearing for seasons at a time?
I was that character.
Any time I showed up there were a fuckton of plot twists.
>>70680679
From what I've said you probably figured out that she was a serious-business, no-nonsense, no-fun-allowed sort of lady right?
In her eyes comicbooks and cartoons were immature, anime was stupid(except for a couple of them from her childhood), and videogames were a waste of time. Her big guilty pleasure were korean soup operas(I still don't understand the appeal).
ATLA was her big exception, she adored it. The music, the setting, the characters, the lore, the fight-choreography, the goofy-humor, the serious moments, and yes, even the shipping. She shipped Katara and Zuko.
When we started dating she saw alot of herself in Katara, and she saw alot of me in Zuko, what with all of that thing where she saw herself as a "peasant girl" and me as a "prince".
Over time she revealed to me that she liked to write fanfiction about them in her sparetime. I read some of it and told her I liked it, and she took that as an indication to keep on writting. I actually thought it was pretty weird, but I didn't want to be a dick after she shared this very private thing with me.
So she created and alternate-universe in which Zuko won the battle of the North Pole in season1, captured Aang and Katara, was pardoned by his father and was welcomed back to the Fire Kingdom.
During her story Katara goes from being his prisoner to his confidant, his bodyguard, his liutenant, and yes his lover. Over-time Zuko brings out his true-nature and stages a coup, takes the throne away from his father, ends the war, and makes Katara his Fire Lady.
The ammount of detail was FUCKING INSANE, and there were tons of sex-scenes that we had at out disposal to play out. It was sort of beautiful to watch this future-surgeon all giddy and excited, explaining to me the scene we would play out that night and giving me indications and tips and whatnot. It really meant alot to her, and I was happy to oblige.
We only tried out cosplay+convention once, not really her thing.
I never knew how to feel about Olga, couldn't hate her nor feel sorry for her.
>>70658660
My gf is a 18yr old Connie
>>70660098
Is your older sister also a qt?
>>70683126
>It was pretty weird, but I didn't want to be a dick after she shared this very private thing with me.
You son of a bitch! She's trying to love you with fiction suits. It's just a very creative and intimate form of expressing her love for you.
I'd kill for a woman like that.
>>70683126
>The amount of detail was FUCKING INSANE
How much detail is that?
I've known some obsessive compulsive people before. I've always wondered what their sex lives were like...
>>70683126
What was the absolute best fuck you guys had?
>>70663760
Dude. Pass a pic / facebook
>>70683459
I know, which is why I didn't run away immediatelly. But it was still pretty shocking.
>>70683490
She was medschool so she was used to reading and doing research. She basically fleshed out the Fire Kingdom, its citizens, some of its history, its customs and traditions, you name it.
Created new characters with their own motivations, made Zuko's "turn" on his father feel both believable and tragic, re-wrote Azula and her friend's purpose in the story. There was a lot of effort in there.
>>70683509
It's another long bloggish story.
>>70683126
Wow! Lucky guy. You've definitely struck gold there
>>70683909
>It's another long bloggish story
We love storytime on this board don't cha know?
>>70683909
>She was medschool so she was used to reading and doing research. She basically fleshed out the Fire Kingdom, its citizens, some of its history, its customs and traditions, you name it.
Created new characters with their own motivations, made Zuko's "turn" on his father feel both believable and tragic, re-wrote Azula and her friend's purpose in the story. There was a lot of effort in there.
My God. Was this as adorable as it sounds? Because it sounds fucking adorable!
>>70683909
How did she feel about the show's ending?
And it has to be asked. Could she swim? Afraid of water? What was her status as a water bender basically?
>>70683126
>>70680679
>>70683909
>Be a kissless virgin comic book nerd
>Read this
You have no idea how incredibly lucky you are.
I'm oos
spic,manchild,no father,shitty job andjust happy as him
One of my best friends from Middle School.
>>70685139
Shut up. We're having fun. What's your deal anon?
>>70685016
My best friend reminds me a lot of Soos.
Mexican, (Wo)Manchild, Means well but fucks a lot of things up, Looks up to a older white person (in this case my aunt) and considers them a surrogate parent.
Oddly enough, she sees herself more as Mabel
>>70684714
Yeah, it was pretty adorable to hear her go on about what he had in store next for this character, or what the next conversation Zuko and his dad would be. She had that sort of glimmer in her eyes when she did.
>>70684766
For the most part she liked it, but felt Toph wasn't given much to do. And she obviously would have prefered to have Zuko and Katara be the canon couple.
Weirdly enough I was a bigger fan of water her, but she still enjoyed it, specially rain.
>>70684561
She always wanted to reinforce that she wasn't with me because I my family was sort-of loaded, but because she trully did love me. As a result she always would try to be the one to pay for stuff.
Pizza, a cab, gas for our car, groceries, drinks, movie-tickets. you name she wanted to pay for it. But I was raised by my dad to "treat your lady" and I just adored to mess with her plans, so I's always cut her off and pay for stuff before she had the chance to produce money from her purse.
This pissed her off, but at the same time she liked it. I once jokingly said to her that she should save that money she would spend on small stuff, and use it for something important later on. Lo and behold she did. About a year and a half later, right as the semester was ending, she announced that we were going on vacation, paid entirely by her.
It was to a place called Santa Marta, in south america. Belonged to one of those kind of cheap hotel-chains that include everything(food, drinks, whatever). Beach, sun and pool. Eight nights, seven days.
She was beyond happiness during that entire trip, it was also the first time she had left the country so it was extra-special. That first night she ripped me out of my clothes and fucked the shit out of me. Almost all night long, would bust a nut, take a break, grab something from the minibr and keep going. All over the room, on the floor, in the shower, in the tiny balcony. By the end of it the room looked like a warzone.
>>70685422
so...why did you two break up?
>>70659919
Same.
>>70685625
...They did?
>>70685932
>feels pretty weird
You will never find a woman as good as this. Believe you me. If you've lost her you better damn well go and get her. And hope she still wants you.
I am Mordecai.
Work with my best friend.
Had a girl I was dating leave me to go to school.
Date a girl with CJ that...things got weird. (Admittedly I haven't seen much of Regular Shoe lately so I dunno how close I still am to Mordecai in that regard.
Screw up everything I touch.
I am Mordecai.
>>70685932
Anon if this end in Bel Air I'll never forgive you.
>>70683126
>Zutaran
Glad you managed to drop her.
>>70658660
>you will never have cute snuggly amy waifu.who is trying to get swole like big sister jasper
I'm back
>>70686055
Yeah, shit hasn't been the same since we broke up. Dated a couple of girls, but they felt so.......limited, compared to her.
We're still in touch, and I'm making arrangements so I can go and spend a week visiting her in England. We'll see, I guess.
>>70686141
>Bel Air
I don't understand what you mean.
>>70686401
Funny meme.
>>70685209
Well, if you think about it, Mabel is a little Soos, but her antics are fit for her age.
>>70687600
you never did say what caused you two to break up
>>70688007
My dad had a stroke, and she got offered a great shot at keep on studying in England of all places.
We talked it over and agreed on breaking up amicably.
She's over there prepping herself to be a surgeon, and I'm back home running the family business.
my aunt and she raised me too
>she would invite her friends and dress me like a girl for laughs and take pictures
>i wore a dress at a wedding
>took pictures of me getting out of the shower and whenever i sleep naked and showed it to her friends and they still talk about to this day
>i learn to rake the leaves and mix cement when i was 5
>couldn't leave the table until i eat all the food in my plate
>she never let me play her video games
>i was 7 when she finally graduated from high school
>>70688268
at least your relationship ended on a mutual thing, my last long term relationship was a messy breakup
>>70688740
Wanna talk about it?
>>70688774
Can't post the image here
>Pale white
>from a upper class family
>Seamtress
>loves to be spoiled
Sadly she isn't a unicorn.
>>70688886
Wait, what?
You dated a girl that was sort or likeRarity? And it ended badly?
>>70658660
yes. my little brother. though they were much more similar when he and i were younger. and the two share a name - his name is greg, too.our relationship growing up was way too similar to wirt and greg's. this goddamn miniseries made me feel so many feelings
>>70688912
Whoa, whoops. I am not >>70688740
Didn't mean to quote you.
>>70688774
>six year relationship
>she hated physical contact
>super controlling, hated all my friends
>my family never liked her
>i only stayed for the companionship in retrospect since i clearly wasnt getting anything sexual out of it
continue?
>>70689210
Yes
>>70688334
....
not to be a dick, but do you still crosdress?
>>70681988
You must be fun at parties.
>>70682068
telemarketer plz
>>70683126
>Her big guilty pleasure were korean soup operas(I still don't understand the appeal).
>korean soup operas
I want this to be a thing.
>>70689532
Sorry, have a taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTjqBHLTx38
>>70689676
There is no soup in this, anon. You betrayed me and you betrayed my trust.
I knew a girl in highschool that was super happy bubbly sunshiny 24/7. She would say odd phrases that seemed outdated but in reality no one used seriously ever like "does that make your liver quiver?," had a syrupy sweet high pitched voice, and loved to sing. She was the type of person that you would honestly expect to break into song at any moment and nearly always looked on the positive side of things. Oh and when she was on her period, she would moan and lament in an exaggerated cartoony way, like out of a warner bros cartoon, but that was really her way of expressing the pain of her cramps. She must have had pretty bad ones, actually.
Deep inside, being that way was emotionally draining and frustrating for her. I remember one time when she simply turned to a classmate to say hello how are you, and the response she immediately got was "Leave me alone, I cannot deal with YOU right now." She turned to me and I could tell she was honestly hurt, but of course there was no way she was capable of interacting with that classmate at that time that wouldn't get her shunned. She hated it, on a level, but that was her life.
>>70689380
>one day she leaves a note on my car saying we're no longer together
>im upset but go on with my life
>few weeks later at a con with some friends
>one friend, out of pity, hooks me up with some random con chick
>she somehow finds out about this and convinced another friend that we were still together
>gets friend to beat my ass
>find out later the note was supposed to get me crawling back to her but never panned out
>shes an asexual now
>>70689863
What did she even like about you?
>>70689394well the last time i remember, she dress me up as batgirl on a halloween, fill my chest with socks, a red wig and makeup, took me to mall to get candy from stores, she promised she'd buy me a Gundam toy if i endure that humiliation.
i look too masculine now to do all that stuff, to tall to be a fuccboi.
>>70690148
i was pretty much the only person who didnt think she was a complete bitch, also being into anime helped i suppose
back on topic, friend who hooked me up with random con slut is eerily close to pic related, even down to wanting to be a dj
>>70689807
What was her deal?
Sort of crazy, or genuine happy?
My little sister is basically Quinn from Daria with a little bit more depth.
>>70689807
I feel like an asshole but I dislike those types of people. Every single person I know who fit the the description of that girl have no volume control, don't know when its socially acceptable to speak up, and often just act quirky for quirk's sake (for attention or for other purposes.)
I mean I don't hate them, there are certainly worse people out there, and i'm honestly pretty social; but those overly bubbly types can get on my nerves sometimes. I definitely can understand the I-cant-deal-with-you person.
>>70658718
so your aunt is Gayle?
An exgf
>>70688334
Sounds totally legit.
Any pics?
>>70658660
Myself. Slobby, lazy, hard work when it needs doing. Super long hair down to your ass.Except I'm a dude.
>>70693885
>except im a dude
>>70693896
Sorry anon.If it helps, I have big pouty lips like her.
>>70658660
Fuck, I'M a "Pearl" (nurturing, informative, and instructing like a doting parent...drives my co-workers nuts), but in a male Jasper's body. Love me some weights.
>>70694174
Mike, is that you?
>>70686055
>>70686141
What did he say?
>>70694334
No I'mPeter.
Also I'm aBrit.
>>70694251
Amethyst here, let's fuck.
>>70658660
Kids where i work liken me and my best friend to Mordecai and Rigby.
I dont know who is which though.
I think i'd prefer to be Mordo though, i do like to think i value some level of responsibility...
>>70658660
So was Pearl a lesbo for Rose?
Was Amethyst jealous of Rose over Greg?
>>70694571
Nah-uh. Imma get me some Lapis!
>>70695649
You goddamn pleb.;_;
>>70695622
Not exactly a lesbo. Rose was such a great, strong, inspiring, brilliant, caring and loving person(in other words she was such a Mary Sue) that her absense has left everyone around her broken and without direction. Except for Garnet, she's too british for that.
The thing with Greg is about Amy wanting to be BE WITH Rose, while at the same time wanting TO BE Rose. That plus her immaturity results in that fucked up shit from the episode.
My dad is pretty much Beartato, he even has a lanky friend that comes over to do retarded shit with him
>>70698420
That sounds adorable and sad at the same time.
>>70689807
I can't stand people who aren't genuine.
>>70658660
My aunt in her mid-40s is very 'manic-pixie-dream-girl' in that she's obsessed with pink, cats, flowers, tickling, constantly has a smile on her face, often enjoys predominantly male hobbies to boot.
>>70698564
Does she have kids?
Has she ever been married?
>>70699081
No.
Yes, but divorced twice. Hasn't been in a relationship for maybe eight years now.
>>70693885
So you're the dad.
>>70688334
I knew a lot of girls who babysat in highschool who would abuse the kids they watched, especially little boys. It was like revenge on boyfriends or some psycho shit, always drove me mad.
>>70689863
>gets friend to beat my ass
Im still trying to figure this one out, this other 'friend' was either shagging on the side or ad some incentive, sounds like she really never cared for you and is just a jealous bitch
>>70690423
its not about if you could, its about if you want to
>>70700394
knew i left something out, that friend was crushing on her hard, everyone knew it including her, she used that to convince him
later on he realized the mistake and apologized profusely, were still good buds and havent heard from her in about 2 years
>>70694382
After wrecking the room she started crying because she felt happy and that shit don't last. He promised a ring and kids, she calmed down and slept.
Next night her pussy is sore so they don't bang. In the middle of the night she starts sucking him off, he wakes up, she asks for a pearl necklace, he complies.
Got banned for posting lewd zutara
>>70659919
Actually.....
>>70671036
This is about people you've met, not you, you meme-loving fuck.
>>70706298
Yeah! Keep blogging out of our blog thread!
Sadly enough, yes.
Not really /co/ related but, Myboyfriendreminds me far too much of pic related.
>>70708607
Go back to /a/
Wow, nobody? Because yeah, I figured more people would be in the "underachieving cartoonist" group around here.
>>70713388
We don't even read comicbooks, what makes you think that we can draw?
>>70691376
She came from a family of hyper-christians (for an example, they never let her read Harry Potter because witchcraft) so I think it was her upbringing.
I think she was actually pretty happy for real often, but then it was hard to tell because she was kind of always like that. But if she was sad or angry or something you could tell, but she'd be more likely to say "Oooo that really steams my carrots!" than "That pisses me off" so it didn't seem right.
>>70708680
I hate this cartoonist so fucking much
