HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>79133031
So is the huge dude Juggernaut or something? Looks like he has a fairly dome-ish head.
>>79133101
look closer, he doesn't
>>79133031
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
NEW THUNDERBOLTS CONFIRMED!!!
With the tagline "Injustice, like lightning...", Marvel's latest teaser image features a handful of silhouettes against a stormy sky. The teaser appears to homage the "Thunderbolts" #1 cover, which suggests a new "Thunderbolts" series will follow "Avengers: Standoff."
Like their "Uncanny Inhumans" teaser, Marvel has intentionally left some figures in this new image obscured. Only one figure is illuminated: a little girl washed in whites and blues. While it isn't clear who this girl is, she may be a main player in "Avengers: Standoff," as one teaser for the event shows a little girl playing with the Cosmic Cube.
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/marvel-teaser-heralds-a-new-super-team-in-the-wake-of-avengers-standoff
And the original pic for comparison.
Woman might be Moonstone in a new costume since it has the Meteorite's "beak" mask
Fixer alive? Thought he died through time travel shenanigans. Unless "he got better."
>>79133031
FUCK FUCK FUCK
btw, storytime tonight: Thunderbolts 71-75
TASKMASTER!!!!1!!
thank you please
>>79133346
We have no idea if that's Fixer.
>>79133031
IT BEGINS
Who is the white and blue kid? I assume one of the shadowy figures is Citizen V, but don't know about the rest.
>Injustice
>Thunderbolts by Tom Taylor
Who's the kid?
Also bets on team and twist
>>79133744
Well, the label is "injustice like lightning" so I guess they're full-on villains and they're not even bothering to pretend to be good guys.
>>79133782
Or heroes pretending to be bad guys
>>79133698
sweet jesus
>>79133698
God damn it
>>79133698
I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing happening.
>>79133031
That's bullshit, but people will believe it.
>>79133744
>twist
It's spining out of Standoff >>79133175
Many speculate that the twist in Standoff is that Pleasant Hill is actually populated by Supervillains brainwashed into believeing they're in a perfect town. Maybe this is about villains that get out and band together for something.
>>79133031
I'm not holding my breath. I want it, but I'm not falling for this until I see a solicit.
>>79133744
>Who's the kid?
IF this is a new Thunderbolts book, she's the obligatory team daughteru.
>>79133175
>http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/marvel-teaser-heralds-a-new-super-team-in-the-wake-of-avengers-standoff
OH SHIT
I think it'll be made up of the new characters of Standoff.
>>79133881
It's real, idiot.
>>79133928
When I posted that I didn't see any replies in the thread. Figured it was fake.I probably shouldn't be, but I'm a little hyped.
>>79133881
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/marvel-teaser-heralds-a-new-super-team-in-the-wake-of-avengers-standoff
It's legit
>>79133619
New kid looks like the kid on the cover of Standoff 1.
>>79133956
>shouldn't be hyped for Thunderbolts
Not sure if dumb or shit taste.
>>79133031
PLS LET TROLL IN
PLS LET TROLL IN
PLS LET TROLL IN
>>79134001
>>79133884
This would be a better idea if there was build-up, like random villains from teams just disappearing. They could even use it as build-up for Civil War 2 by having it so the whole thing was Carol's idea and have her realizing it isn't going to work and then she meets Desti-I mean the Mad Thi-I mean whoever the new guy is that can see the future and coming up with a plan b.
Or something.
>>79133982
Everyone's always complaining about how Marvel's ruining everything, often not without reason, and while that's nothing new, simply having the name "Thunderbolts" doesn't guarantee it'll be great.
Wouldn't want to get too excited that I lose myself, or get extremely disappointed if they somehow fuck it up.
>>79134042
SHE IS MUH DAUGTHERFU PLS BE IN
>>79133982
Remember when Way wrote a Thunderbolts book?
>>79133031
CITIZEN V CONFIRMED!
>>79134051
The whole point of pleasent hills, the location for the next event, is that shield is using "something" to make villains behave and normal people.
Source: solicitation for illuminati in april.
So I guess that child is related to the next event.
>>79134054
Fair point.
>>79134001
>>79134042
>>79134064
Oh hello there, my fellow anons with good taste. How are you today?
>>79133031
Who is the girl? Is there porn?
>>79134078
Anon, it's best if we all just forget everything that's ever had Daniel Way's name written on it.
Waypool
Waybolts
Waywhatever
Let's just agree to pretend it never happened.
Did someone say Troll?
>>79134098
Wait, if that's the case, how come they're letting Regent run his own prison?
>>79134110
>Who is the girl?
We don't know.
>Is there porn?
There will be.
>>79134087
Just in time for the next movie, I for one accept the MCU sinergy if that mean we get citizen V in comics
>>79134125
>>79134098
Is still a possibility, as that anon said, just because it has the name thunderbolt doesnt mean is going to be good
>>79134139
uncensored version pls
RULK
RULK
RULK
>>79133346
Given how the endless loop time paradox he was caught it made no freakin' sense, I guess that with all the "time is broken" stuff they've had he managed to escape.
What have Moonstone and Atlas been up to lately? I know Mach-V was in Superior Foes
>>79134125
Remember Fightbolts?
>>79134078
.... I try not to. Daniel Way is where humor goes to die.
>>79134125
>Let's just agree to pretend it never happened.
Absolutely agreed.
>>79134181
Didn't Banner depower him?
>>79134220
Yes. Rulk's gone.
>>79134170
The glorious drawfag who did this for me didnt make one, sadly
>>79134200
Ellisbolts, you mean?
>>79134274
Ellisbolts was fucking great.
>>79134199
Atlas was last seen in the utter waste that was the Bendis Wonder Man's Revengers arc. He's been sitting idle for a while now.
>>79134200
Fightbolts is so weird
>>79134249
>>79134199
>Moonstone
I don't think she's been in anything lately. Not even Carol's book, which is sad since she's like Carol's only conventional rogue.
>Atlas
Isn't he still dead?
>>79134274
No, Fightbolts
>>79134288
Too bad about that Deodato Jr art.
>>79134294
Atlas was in jail because he joined Wonder Man's Rightvengers
>>79134274
No, at least Ellis's Suicide Bolts had a few characters from the last run. It isn't his fault Bendis's Dark Avengers happened after.
Fightbolts was just madness.
>>79134311
Yeah, I didn't read that run and going off the cover, it doesn't look like I missed anything.
>>79134294
The only other Carol rogue I can think of is Yon-Rogg, whom KSD reintroduced and gave a huge power-up as Magnitron and he hasn't shown up since. It's a pity, he actually seemed interesting, I hope he shows up in the new solo
>>79134341
It wasn't horrible, but it was really off-track. You didn't miss anything.
>>79134341
It's six issues of "why would you do this" that will get run when enough alcohol is acquired.
>>79134289
Oh yeah, that was an insult to the character. Bendis shit all over him by revealing that Atlas' motivation for joining Wonder Man was that he was butthurt that the Avengers never invited him.
>>79134220
>>79134227
You can handwave that
>>79134374
Then the end of the issue has Simon shitting on Wanda even harder, again.
I will always say Parkerbolts was great until they introduced the B-Team and started that awful time travel storyline.
Though, gangster Man-Thing was p. coo.
>>79134322
>Wonder Man's Rightvengers
They weren't right, they were a bunch of butthurt idiots that didn't stop to consider who would stop Kang the next time he nukes Washington and takes over the world. Wonder Man's entire argument falls apart.
After superior Foes, I'd love to see Spencer get a shot at this.
>>79134439
He is in antman already with some loser villains
>>79134439
He clearly loves the Bolts.
even though the Zemo resurrection was considerably more convoluted than this summation covers
>>79134409
Devil-Slayer, there are already plenty of dimensions without Avengers. Coincidentally, those are all dimensions that have been take over by super-villains.
You're a fucking idiot, unless by "winning side" you mean that you want to join Hydra.
>>79133031
Soo the only guy i can identify is the current mach 5
>>79134466
I loved hat
>>79134350
If Marvel was smart, they'd use her as a Thunderbolt, and not kill her off in Captain Marvel. Fox is getting SJW praise for making Mystique an Anti-Hero, and Marvel doesn't have an equivalent. I mean, for all the "muh red ledger" shit, Black Widow never actually does anything sinister in the MCU.
>>79134409
When did Atlas ever ask to join the Avengers?
>>79134544
Fixer, Atlas, and Moonstone seem to be there as well.
>>79134562
IIRC, and I only know this because I went trolling thanks to comicbookdb, he got rejected from the Initiative, but I can't quite find out where this happened.
>>79134544
it's so perfect
>>79134409
I only recognize Atlas.
Either I don't read enough comics or Bendis had his cronies scrape at the bottomest of the bottom barrels of Marvel characters to dig up these guys. Did he call in Indiana Jones to find them?
Huh, so I guess Songbird will be the traitor on New Avengers and join this team?
>>79134665
>Marvel finally lets Songbird join the Avengers
>turns out she was a traitor the whole time
I can already hear S/D raging.
>>79134638
Some of these guys are a bit more known, but they're mostly mangled by Bendis.
>>79134665
There is literally nothing indicating that, especially when the little girl has taken her spot on the cover.
>>79134665
I would think the place she's in would be too good of a position to pass up, being an actual leader.
>>79134638
I only recognize Ultraman from the most recent Fantastic Four cartoon. Virtue showed up in Spider-Man with a very Superman origin, turns out he's a superskrull shot from his homeworld as Galactus devoured it and landed in a very Religious part of the south. He moved to New York to work at the Bugle, found out who he was and had an identity crisis. He fucked off to Africa to use his healing powers on the dying
>>79134638
>>79134718
>>79134409
These were presumably the only characters Marvel would allow Bendis to shit all over by having them join Wonder Man's Butthurt Brigade. Only characters that editorial didn't care about. They presumably only allowed Eddie Brock because this is actually in-character for him.
>>79134718
>Century
Holy fuck. You mean he wasn't just some jackoff from the '90's Iron Man cartoon?
>D-Man
What he's saying and how he looks does not make sense at all.
>Anti-Venom
I will never understand what he's doing there.
>>79134665
The traitor will be Squirrel Girl or Tippy Toe
>>79134785
>Only characters that editorial didn't care about.
Does anyone care about them?
Does anyone even remember they fucking exist? Aside from Atlas, D-Man, and Anti-Venom, and even then I'd say D-Man is iffy as to whether or not anyone remembers him.
Oh, wait. Was this before or after Brubaker made him crazy? CrazIER, I mean.
>>79134793
Bendis never actually read any comic starring D-Man and just made him a crazy hobo that says and does crazy things. Fortunately Spencer has fixed that.
Anti-Venom is actually the only one that makes sense other than Black Goliath.
>>79134613
>he got rejected from the Initiative
so someone did him a favor then.
>>79134840
Brubaker didn't make him crazy, he made him brainwashed. He actually showed some respect for the character.
Bendis made him crazy. Every time Bendis wrote D-Man he'd be portrayed as mentally ill, lonely and pathetic homeless man.
What hack is writing this crap?
>>79134970
ME, MYSELF AND I
>>79134718
I think it's hilarious to have a group where Eddie Brock is the sane one.
>>79135029
So, Bendis?
Here's hoping they do Thunderbolts justice. Some of that stuff was fucking awesome.
>>79134970
>Calling it crap when you know literally nothing about it
>>79135075
>yfw Suicide Squad 2.0
>>79134890
Actually it's worse--he was in Joe Casey's Last Defenders book.
>>79135075
Can't you read, there doing INJUSTICE!
>>79135048
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>79135114
>current Marvel
>not crap
>>79135129
Bendis is already writing four books, let's hope we dodge that bullet.
>>79135121
The one with Danni Moonstar and another females characters ?
>>79135142
>exceptions
>>79135123
*They're, dammit!
>>79135159
Like, 1 in 50?
>>79135156
In time, all books will be Bendis.
Except Spider-Man which will still be Slott because Bendis doesn't want to get eaten.
>>79135159
>The one with Danni Moonstar and another females characters ?
No, the one with Nighthawk
Come on, who is writing it? I'm not clicking on those bait links.
>>79135271
No team announced yet.
>>79135271
>actual comic book news source
>bait link
Jesus christ.
>>79135453
>CBR
>not bait
Anyway, I guess it won't be Busiek or Abnett, so a hack will write this crap.
>>79135498
There are still Nicieza and PAD...
>>79135545
>>79135498
Are you really using that image to prove your point? If I could remember that assholes name, I'd be telling you to go away right now.
Fuck it, just go away whoever you are.
>>79135617
Forgot my pic.
>>79135579
Jesus fucking Christ, Anon
>>79135629
Ya got me!
>>79135645
>Nicieza
>fills his comics with lots of thought boxes because capes are soooo intellectual
>PAD
>turns every book he works in into his personal blog
>>79133031
Let's fucking do this!
>>79135687
>Nicieza
>Has literally written more Thunderbolts than anyone, save maybe Parker
>Not one of the first people who should write another Thunderbolts series
>>79135738
>Has literally written more Thunderbolts than anyone
Of course! Trying to turn capeshit into Fantagraphics fare is not something you can do in a couple of issues!
>>79133031
Mach Whatever Mark he is now.
Is the kid someone or are they new?
>>79133031
I hope that big silhouette's MR. Hyde
been too damn long since we've had good stories with him
>>79133619
>>79133970
this is spinning out of Standoff, so totally posssible.
>>79135777
Someone new, apparently. Probably going to first appear in Standoff.
>>79135784
I liked the recent issue of SHIELD where he met his daughter for the first time in Marvel continuity.
>>79134098
>So I guess that child is related to the next event.
Considering one of the covers of Assault on Pleasant Hill is a child holding a cosmic cube, that's probably a pretty safe bet.
>>79133031
So like you can easily spot someone who looks like Mach-V, Moonstone, Atlas, and Fixer, but Zemo and/or Citizen V, who should be in based off of previous promos doesn't seem to be there, but instead someone with a big fist and a defined face which neither the Citizen V or Zemo masks have. If it weren't for the tag line, I would think it might be Cagebolts 2.0, though the fist is slightly to big for even him.
>>79134409
Wasn't Ethan Edwards out in the middle of nowhere doing missionary work and using his healing powers to cure the sick?
>>79136544
It's just the silhouette for the original #1. The outlines don't actually match who are going to be in the book.
>>79141696
That is completely wrong. The silhouettes are drawn a lot different from the original art. You can even see the face of the guy in Citizen V's spot. >>79133175
>>79133619
>>79133744
>>79133970
She looks like Havok and Wasp's daughter Katie Summers but that wouldn't make sense unless Kang the Conqueror is involved.
>>79133175
Fucking hell, are they going to make another Thunderbolts book without any Classic Thunderbolts members? My expectations just got cut in half.
>>79148753
Some version of Citizen V will be in it, they've been teasing him since the beginning of ANAD and he hasn't shown up yet.
>>79134199
Moonstone hasn't shown up anywhere since Parkerbolts ended except an alt version who was eaten in the first issue of the Red Skull Secret Wars mini.
>>79148753
>Fucking hell, are they going to make another Thunderbolts book without any Classic Thunderbolts members?
I hope not. Thunderbolts without any of the OGs just feels... empty.
>>79148775
Citizen V could be practically anyone.
>>79148797
My first impression was to be really excited about this, but then I looked at the floating person and became intensely suspicious of this silhouette crap. Songbird has already been replaced. I am bracing my self for the worst.
>>79148957
>Songbird has already been replaced.
Don't joke about that.
>>79149064
Look at the OP. That blue kid is in Songbird's spot in >>79133175
>>79149079
Reeee...
