ITT we come up with shitty ideas for new Spongebob episodes
>Pests run everyone out of their houses at night
>Town rallies together to destroy menace
>Sandy spends entire episode walking around without her suit on.
>Larry the Lobster goes missing
>Episode ends with Patchy the Pirate eating boiled lobster
>Racially insensitive immigrant fish enter the town
>Plankton employs them at the Chum Bucket, paying them below minimum wage and outcompeting the Krusty Krab
>Hilarity ensues
>>78494463
>Spongebob and Patrick switch places for a day, week, whatever
>Plankton goes to the dump to recover thrown out Krabby Patties
>Mr.Krabs roams the world looking for a penny (with no sentimental value) that fell out of his pocket
>Sandy focuses on something else other than science
The only ones I can think of that could be good are :
>Squid becomes a DJ (I guess if done correctly, this can be good)
>Origins of Pearl (Again, dependent on the execution)
>The Krusty Krab grows to become a huge corporation like McDonalds
>>78494707
>>>Origins of Pearl
There's a fan theory that Mr. Krabs found her next to her dead mum, and that he keeps her around to grow bigger because the Krabby Patty Secret Formula is whale meat.
....Hilarity ensues
>Spongebob forgets to brush his teeth one morning. He gets plague immediately and it causes him horrible pain.
>that's it. That's the episode.
>>78494707
i think you could do something with the Plankton goes to the dump thing. not gross-out humor like it would inevitably end up being now, but like that episode of EEnE when they get stranded at the dump. everyone likes Plankton episodes.
>>78494835
So... just a rehash of The Splinter?
>Spongebob and Patrick go camping
>Tide comes in while they sleep and take them and their tent away
>They end up in the kelp forest again but think they've been transported back in time
>Try to start a new civilization
>Turns out there a couple yards away from the road
>>78494463
>Spongebob idolizes a wacky new character we've never seen before
>That character turns out to be a fraud
>>78494463
>Spongebob and Patrick eat a roten krabby patty
>This causes Spongebob's organs to become animated and tear their way out of his body
>This causes Patrick to develop horrible oozing skin rashes
>They think this is fun so they spread this disease to Squidward which causes his skin to melt and liquify him when he gets hit by a car
The End
>>78494891
They've rehashed that plot before, so why not.
>>78494707
Be a writer for the show
>>78494803
I heard a theory that none of it is real and spongebob is in a coma in a hospital bed
>Patchy The Pirate watches the finale ep of SpongeBob
>Patchy then wonders what he's going to do with his life
>>78495163
>The End
edgy
>>78494463
An episode where something comes from this
>>78494707
>Sandy focuses on something else other than science
Maybe an episode with Sandy actually returning to Texas and realizing her real home was at Bikini Bottom all along.Then her family surprises her by going to live at her house
>>78496186
I've just realized that, after all this time, we've never even seen Texas, have we?
>>78494952
gold
>>78496116
Reminder that the writers intended Sandy to be his love interest before they flanderized both of them
>Squidward becomes a cartoon reviewer and does nothing but complain about how they're mean spirited
>Patrick wins the lottery and Mr. Krabs tries to get his money
>Spongebob waits for a pizza
>>78496300
In a post-movie episode Sandy goes to a rodeo in Texas and SpongeBob ends up following her there. Everything in Texas is done hyper-realistically, with Sandy being a photorealistic squirrel, SpongeBob being a photorealistic sponge, oh and the rest of Bikini Bottom ends up being sent there as well with the same effect.
we gotta get spongebob back
>>78495818
Please, that's tame compared to what they put out in the last ten years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO9q7RVf__c
>>78496759
>3d live action spongebob movie
>Spongebob gets a tapeworm
>Hilarity ensues
A live action boy meets Spongebob for a day. Copyright infringement ensues.
>>78496900
https://youtu.be/CwgSXRPBh-8?t=923
>>78494463
Back for more crap.
>Patrick goes around town "borrowing" things from people. At the end, he puts down the towns people saying they're not sharing
>Spongebob and Patrick have a competition to see who can annoy squid the most
>Gary is looked after by Mr.Krabs, but his cheapness almost kills him
>Gary gets a new pet toy, but Patrick takes it for the whole episode
>Sandy tests something that'll allow her to breathe underwater without any equipment. It fails midway through testing, and hilarity ensues
I actually came up with a few that had potential though
>Spongebob and Patrick get lost and stranded while climbing a mountain
>Spongebob is given charge of the KK while Mr.Krabs is on a week long vacation
>The flying Dutchman loses his job as a ghost, and had to work at the KK
>Spongebob accidentally joins the KKK
>Hilarity ensues
>>78494891
>The Splinter
I watched that today it was not to bad
>>78494962
already an episode. it's about some magic kit
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>Once, there was an ugly Spongebob.
>He was so ugly that everyone died.
>The end.
>Spongebob meets Monica Lewinsky
>Hilary ensues.
>>78497968
"Are ya feeling it now, Monica?"
>Spongebob makes the coin, tissue/cloth and a potato chip alive and talking
>Hilary ensues
>The end was all just Spongebob's imagination
spongebob does a massive trump in front of sandy!
>>78499105
>Mr. Krabs runs for mayor of Bikini Bottom
>None can stump him
>Squidward invites girl he likes over for dinner
>Spongebob and Patrick keep interrupting it by trying to help him
>Squidward tries to keep his date from knowing
>lots of Squidward suffering
>girl finds out everything that happened is because of Spongebob and Patrick trying to help
>girl decides to leave Squidward and hangout with Spongebob and Patrick instead
>Squidward's souffle explodes in his face
The End.
>>78494952
ngl I'd actually watch this
>>78499299
This actually sounds like something from the pre-movie seasons.
>Spongebob and Patrick steal Squidward's shit
>Squidward tries to find all of it
>Spongebob and Patrick are playing with something heavy and drop it on Squidward's head several times
>Squidward turns retarded and accidentally foils Plankton's plot to steal a Krabby Patty by dropping something heavy on his head over and over
>One way or another every marginally important character gets shit dropped on their head until everyone is retarded
The End
>>78496346
[citation needed]
Bikini Bottom gets destroyed by off-shore drilling and the denizens are moved to an aquarium. Everyone tries to adjust to life there, but something seems off.
Spongebob finds out Bikini Bottom's destruction was a fake memory planted into everyone's minds to keep them from wanting to escape, so he has to come up with a plan to convince everyone the city still exists.
>>78501396
Too good.
>>78494707
You know there was a rumour a decade ago of an episode called DJ Squidward. I wish it was real.
>>78494952
This sounds like a perfect episode actually.
>Spongebob and Sandy return to the Salty Spatoon.
>They order multiple rounds of drinks over the scene and are visually getting drunker as the scene progress.
>Scene concludes with Sandy pulling Spongebob's face toward her water helmet and pseudo kiss one another by pressing their lips against the glass.
>Fade to black; end of scene.
>Next scene; Spongebob and Sandy in Sandy's bed in her treedome waking up, facing the realization of what has transpired.
Hilarity ensues.
>>78502131
Too good. What part of "come up with shitty ideas" are you people not understanding?
>Squidward's lawn gets overrun with seaweed
>He buys a lawnmower, but can't get it to work
>He looks under it, trying to figure out what's wrong
>Spongebob and Patrick come along
>They decide to help Squidward out by mowing his lawn
>They don't see him
>Spongebob starts the mower and slices Squidward into bits
>At his funeral, Spongebob and Patrick piss on Squidward's grave
>Sandy gets worms
>Literally
>spongebob and patrick and hanging out
>squidward walks by minding his own buisness
>they annoy the shit out of him
>squidward gets pissed off for good reasons
>the end
>spongebob disappears
>at first squidward is happy, but then he realizes
>HE'S GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK.
>>78494952
if you described this episode being real without me seeing every old episode i would believe you
>The ocean levels are slowly dropping.
>Sandy explains that bikini bottom was located close to a volcano.
>The reason she was there was to research it.
>They'll need to relocate.
>Bikini Bottom mobilizes and moves to a new location.
>Sort of a turf war between Bikini Bottom and Rock Bottom
>Spongebob works with Squidward and Sandy to bring the band back together.
>A reprise of "sweet victory"
>The Rock Bottom fish don't understand except for ticket guy who's holding up a lighter
>They mistake this for the sign to rush forward with torches and pitchforks
>Chased back to where Bikini Bottom was
>Ocean levels returned to normal?
>Sandy explains that the volcano must've went off or something
>Plankton is seen using a freeze ray in a post credit scene, he fires it but doesn't know where it landed.
>>78505499
>>A reprise of "sweet victory"
If only.
>>78505499
Not bad enough. Try again.
>>78496626
WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK
