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Vote for Worst Girl
http://strawpoll.me/6214274
First for Nora
Posting it again to get more feedback!
When a childhood goes bad it chills you
Chills you to the bone
But there's nothing in nature that
freezes your heart
Like years of being alone
It fills you with indifference
and a lack of sympathy
And the loneliest of all
The blessed cursed to fall
Is the one we call Weiss Schnee (yeah)
Uptight as any
And the envy of many
She is the one we call Weiss Schnee
Oh, there goes Ms. Perfect
There goes Ms. Prim
If they gave a prize for glowering
the winner would be her
Oh, Weiss Schnee loves her name
because she thinks it gives her power
If she became a flavor you can bet she would be sour
(Why does Jaune like her again?)
There goes Ms. Hunter
There goes the Princess
The undisputed master of
unknowingly being racist
Her family has some skeletons
hidden in their closests
The faunus live in misery
their rights could use enforcement
She must be so lonely
She must be so sad
The White Fang goes to extremes
To convince us she's bad
She's really a victim of of her family's last name
Look close and there must be
some goodness inside-
Huh. Maybe?
There goes Ms. Outrage
There goes Ms. Sneer
She has no time for friends or fun
Her scowling makes that clear
Don't ask her for a date
because her nastiness increases
No fun times in the team of RWBY
No cookies for the Rube!
There goes Ms. Heartless
There goes Ms. Cruel
She never smiles
She only glares
Her lack of humour makes that clear
If bein' mean's a way of life
she's practiced and rehearsed,
then all that work is paying off
'Cause Weiss is getting worse
Every day
In every way
Weiss is getting worse
>>78028578
Neon isn't an option, it's not a valid poll.
>>78028022
You think you can outautist me?
WHY OP, WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE THE /pol/SHIT IN THE LAST THEAD!?
>>78028578
>you forced me to post Weiss
>>78028601
Neo doesn't have and extra n at the end anon
___ for loving Blake tenderly from behind while she reads a book and writes a report for Oobleck's class.
>>78028612
Why is Yang worried about whatever you'd call this situation
Why is she still wearing her gloves in her school uniform? Are they her comfort blanket like Ruby's cape? Or is she just one of "those" people?
Did someone say Weiss?
>>78028639
I get what they were going for with the mouth thing but jesus christ it's horrifying.
the missed opportunity to call thread weissis edition
>>78028639
I don't even like Neo but I'd take twenty more of her before that LITERAL MEME slutcunt. I would pay good money for pictures of Neon being torn limb from god damn limb and her throat torn out so I can't hear her infuriating voice again.
>>78028644
Her weapons are gauntlets. Her hands probably feel incredibly light without them so she wears the gloves for comfort and weight.
>>78028682
embrace the rave
>>78028682
Something something Kawaii
>>78028682
hairlip city
>>78028606
>grammar corrected
>text is skewed
You're doing this deliberately, right?
>>78028695
Eugh.
Anyone else get the feeling they tried to double down on the stereotypes to get people to shut up about Blake acting like a cat?
>>78028692
How heavy are the gloves that you wear?
>>78028691
your getting this angry over a fictional character
>>78028691
>He doesn't like the superior cat
What would your waifu be like as a mother?
>>78028726
>>78028726
I can't wait for Blake to die and for Neon to take her place on the team.
>>78028742
Dead like her mom
>>78028593
>>78028578
Suck it. Weiss a best.
>>78028742
The best one she can be
>>78028727
Weighted gloves exist.
http://www.walmart.com/ip/P90X-Medium-Large-Full-Palm-Weighted-Glove-2-lb-Pair/41683395
>>78028728
You people are also worse than the original Neofags when she was first revealed.
>>78028730
Her and Blake can both go deepthroat a cactus.
>>78028742
Pretty not bad.
>>78028644
Monty was one of those people. Of course he wouldn't see anything wrong with Yang wearing hers.
>>78028758
The way I see it Neon is the foil character to blake.
>>78028758
>>78028758
Team NRWY?
>>78028769
Not according to the voters.
>>78028781
Hers don't look weighted thought.
>>78028717
That's how they were in the trailer.
>>78028785
>You people are also worse than the original Neofags when she was first revealed.
>Worse than Neofags
Lets not get ahead of ourselves here.
Currently the most cancerous thread on /co/
>>78028785
one again you are this angry over a fictional character.
>>78028785
But Neo has always been good. Mainly because she doesn't currently have a VA to ruin her
>>78028824
>>78028824
well we used to have porn
>>78028811
Are you kidding? Weiss only got one vote you fucking idiot.
>>78028847
still one more than zero
RWBY mech AU that plays out like Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PUOQ6QdTpM
>>78028801
>Neon makes Blake question her convictions to let faunus be free
>Yfw the preview tomorrow has Neo in it but an unfamiliar voice
>>78028825
one again you are this sexually attracted to a fictional character
>>78028847
Clearly you don't know how to read pie charts.
>>78028859
If we have to have a RWBY spin off can it be a prequel with team STRQ
i want to fuck neopyrrha.
>>78028870
Neo is mute! MUTE!
>>78028815
Umm...I appreciate it, you really didn't have to that.
>>78028873
damn right I am
Why doesnt anyone tell Cinders VA to try and sound evil?
I keep forgetting shes suppose to be the main villain because when she speaks she just sounds like a normal person talking about plans.
>>78028907
>>78028821
I mean every word of that.
>>78028825
Literal meme character based on a dead stale meme that was never even interesting with a voice like sharpened glass and the personality of the braindead club slut from high school. Your taste has surpassed shit and entered diarrhea. She is worse than Neptune, honestly and that fact that you feel some condescending satisfaction that people dislike her is proof that you and the rest of her fans are literally cancerous.
>>78028881
>>78028742
Lots of ice cream!ice creamyou screamwe all scream
Would you guys like Neon more if she was voiced by a different actress?
>>78028815
>still slightly offcenter
>>78028742
Thin
>>78028907
Well fuck me.I draw power from making shitty edits on the internet
>>78028909
Isn't her VA Jessica Nigiri? I'm sure she's completely unable to sound evil.
>>78028957
For a split second, I thought she had one breast exposed.
Fucking thumbnails.
>>78028957
I can think of a ways to ruin her.
>>78028993
Well Gav uses an iphone so it's not long until her nudes get leaked
>>78028957
Probably not. I wanna like her since she has Roller Skates and I've like those since I was a child but no really. Don't really hate her as much as don't care about her like most characters.
>>78028957
Not really, she's still supposed to be that obnoxious-hyper kind of girl that just always rubs me the wrong way.
>>78028882
3/4 people you see there had sex with each other
>>78028998
Don't.
>>78028578
Her VA is still best. (though maybe not as a VA)
>>78028924
At least they're probably ironic and it'll go away after one, two weeks tops.
Neofags have been around for months.
It's likely that at least one person in these threads has spent cumulative days of their life posting things that have the words "Ice cream" along with her pictures. Nobody actually believes Neon is good, but there are legitimately people in this thread right now who will defend Neo till their fingers are arthritic. You can even find some that won't admit she's only as good as her small amount of screen time allows.
>>78029016
>Qucked Qrow
>A hunter denied his pussy
>>78029016
nah bro its 4/4
>>78029016
And best part is that 1/4 that didn't get any is Qrow.
>>78029061
>>78029052
Ironic is how it starts. Some of them won't ever go away.
>>78028578Too bad all that money can't buy her skill
>>78029050
Kara a cutie...would her leaked nude pic go in the /aco/ rwby thread or somewhere else?
>>78028957
It was pretty appropriate casting to me, so no.
>>78028959
Fuck's sake
>>78029085
>>78029157
>>78029113
/aco/ is for drawings, so no it is not the place for images of some girl naked with Kara's face badly photoshopped on.
>>78029057
Anybody have that screen cap? Qrow getting cokblocked by Taiyang all over the world?
>>78029057
I swear Qrow better be Ruby's secret dad or I will be MILDLY UPSET.
>>78028882
>Emogirl
>Manwhore
>Samurai Booty
>The Quck
>>78027822
>Last scene of volume 3 shows the arena in a wreck
>Pyrrha/Neo lays on the ground laughing
>Jaune limps over to her and stares down her in pity
>"You know...." she smiles "despite all of this falling....I'm still glad I got to meet you"
>"Why did you train me?" he asks
>She laughs hysterically "didn't I already tell you? My whole life I was praised, my whole life I was told how amazing I was....but it wasn't always like that....I use to be like you, laughed at...picked on....I know what it's like"
>"I'm nothing like you" he says through tears
>"You say that now but look at whats happened today? You claim you want to be a hero for the glory...just as I did" she says
>He remains silent
>She laughs and coughs hysterically "you'll see what I mean....eventually"
>She looks up at the grey covered sky and smiles "I still love you...I may have used you but know that I grew to love you till the very end...."
>"I wish I could say the same" he says softly
>She laughed until she gave off one final breath
>Ruby puts a hand on Jaune's shoulder
>"Jaune..." she says
>"Don't....I'm fine" he says as he limps away, repeating the same words "I'm fine....I'm fine....I'm fine"
>Screen fades to black
>Credits roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m4tYUfYCj4
>>78029185
Sure Anon. Your waifu is the purest maiden. Not a sexual being at allllllllllllllllllll.
>>78029178
>>78028813
Do weighted clothes in anime ever look weighted?
>>78029196
>>78029201
It's pretty much guaranteed at this point.
>>78028639
Lewds when?
>>78029241
>>78029250
My hero.
>>78029232
I can't care less about Kara. Photoshopped is just what those images are and Anon asked where they would go.
>>78029232
Kara's definitely a sexual being, but all points have shown that those photos are faked, and if they weren't it's still a bad violation of her privacy.
>>78029271
Always here when you need something.
I need to start saving more greentext stories though, I don't have that many from here.
Also, does anybody have that Ruby story where Yang goes to prison for murder that started with me posting "It was worth it"?
>>78029265
>>78029405
>>78029225
Don't make me feel these feels, you.
>>78029414
>>78029405
>>78029265
>>78029241
>>78029178
>>78029157
>>78029085
>>78029061
I get that you like Yang but silently filling the thread up with her images one after the other is just monotonous. Talk about something.
What's so bad about this movie?
>>78029435
Post your favourite greentext
>>78029424
Feel them anon. Your transition to the dark side shall be complete.
>>78029435Do you think Yang is into BDSM
>>78029488
She's actually into masochism.
>>78029153
>>78029426
Akairiot is going to give me a heart attack one of these days.
>>78029488
Did she smelled the inner dom in Weiss?
>>78029488Well...
>>78029488
I want Neo to use her as an umbrella stand.
>>78029488
She might be, considering her semblance.
Reminds me of a greentext story where she rips anon's dick of during a BJ because he kept slapping her.
>>78029488
She's the subbiest sub to ever sub.
>>78029598
>Reminds me of a greentext story where she rips anon's dick of during a BJ because he kept slapping her.
>>78029488
I like the thought
>>78029598
Ah, that's a great memory
>>78029488
Her Semblance definitely works well with that.
Then again, is there a Semblance which can't be sexualized?
>>78029790
What about Pyrrah's? Does she like to be in control or something?
>>78029598
Can someone please post that greentext?
>>78029790
Blakes maybe? I mean, her clones don't seem very useful for sex.
Neither do Suns.
>>78029790
Nothing can't be sexualized
>>78029832
wasn't there a greentext about Blake using her clones to tease a guy until he was begging to get off?
>>78029826
Well there's trace amounts of iron in your blood, so she could carefully control that you give you a constant, throbbing erection
>>78029856
I don't know, but if there was, I would like to read it.
>>78028639
anybody else thought that neon was a monkey?
>>78029873
cute
>>78029900
I did, and probably would have like that more.
Post some god damn Lancaster you sons of bitches.
>>78029900
I thought so too. Didn't realize until the discussion on here brought it up.
>>78028846
should we move to /aco/?
>>78029955
Quick think of the last vidya you played!Your waifu meets one of the characters of that game, how does that interaction play out?
>>78029955
>>78029955
k
>>78029997
What's with Ren?
Did he want D'Arc?
>>78029964
Hell no. Can't post lewd stories there
Write all your stories now, then unleash them once Autismo has left due to hiatus
The Janitor doesn't care what we do anyway, just that he gets reports and does his job
>>78029873
Joke's on Ruby, that only makes her hornier.
>>78029955
Anyone here think that RWBY GE would benefit from having the enemies debuffed of hp and increased attack rates and aggression, along with the ability to remap controls to your own preference. I think that would be the first step to musing the game handle better i actually have a list of things that could be changed
>>78029995
>Yang meets herself
Oh boy
>>78029995
>"Hi! I'm Yang! What's your name?"
>"...."
>"You seem full of determination!"
>>78030049
The thumbnail made me thing Jaune and Ruby were break dancing.
>>78029995
>Yang
>RWBY GE:
so umm, nothing changes i guess
>"Who are you leaving me for?"
>"... your sister."
Let's post some BlackSun while we are at it
>>78028593
No love for Jaune?
>>78029995
>Fat Princess
I'm not even into weight gain.
>>78030103
Anything to make people hate fictional characters
>>78030107
Oh you motherfucker
>>78029995
Penny.
Tales of Zestiria
Meets Sorey.
PURITY INTENSIFIES!
>>78029950
it would fit her more
>>78030103
It's called eclipse
>>78030117I am
>>78030139
I've seen people call it BlackSun, Eclipse, Wudonna, etc just post some goddamnit
>>78030124
>>78030139
I've heard both, and don't particularly care about the name of a ship between fictional characters
>>78029995
>Bioshock Infinite
>Penny
>Lutece Twins
I can't even imagine how this interaction would carry out
>>78030170
>>78029995
Hopefully they make out.
>>78029488
That is an erection bulge on Weiss right?
>>78029995
>Penny meets Colonel Augustus Autumn
>>78030055
Eveybody need to have some fucking manouverablity. I noramally play Blake because I can get a fuck ton of damage out of her. Enemy aggression and HP is fine when you play in a group of four but I'd like some extra moves for the Grimm.
Remaping controls (I've not spent alot of time at the menu) should already be there.
Send that list to the devs.
>>78029955
>>78029995
>Melanie
>Justin Kaido from LBX
She's probably think he's cute
So We Can All Agree That ruby Is The Strongest
I need Ruby to voice an audiobook.
>>78030181
They are kinda cute in a shenanigans kind of way.
>>78030103
>>78030124
>>78030170
>>78030181
#1 RWBYg
>>78029995
>Darkest Hour
>Weiss visits the Socialist Republic of Britain
No Weiss! Don't!
>>78030219
Hypothetically, yes.
Advanced student and all that.
>>78030241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEPDyvF1H0o
>>78030219
That's like asking if we can all agree on a pizza topping.
>>78029995
Yang and woods.
It seems like the initial meeting would be quiet but by the end of the fight woods would have the faighter he never knew he wanted.
>>78030219
Considering Ruby actually gets rekt with a single punch, I doubt it.
>>78030253
>Stop liking what I don't like!
>>78030267
This is what made me want it.
>>78030269
Yes we can pineapple is the best
>>78030173
>"Interesting. A mechanical girl."
>"Sssh! It's a secret."
>"Then you'd think they'd have hidden it better."
>"Perhaps you're just too perceptive for your own good."
>"Or perhaps she's just too friendly to keep a secret."
>"Maybe she'd be kind enough to help."
>"Oh we're beyond help, but still...
>"Make new friends, but keep the old."
>"One's like silver--"
>"Oh! I think she's palladium!"
>>78030076
>Yang meets sans
>Puns are nonstop
>>78030293
>Stop baiting with garbage pairings
Fixed.
>>78030277
Having mulled this over for a few minutes, something about yang in the Cold War seems like an idea for some good fun.
>>78030307
go fucking kill yourself, bacon was, is and always will be the best topping
>>78030319
>They start an epic pun battle.
Someone needs to write this.
>>78030231
>>78030282
Video proof
>>78030348
Pineapple and Anchovies > All other bitch toppings
>>78029995
>Ruby
>Ace Combat 04
>Mobius 1 sits in confused silence as Ruby gushes over the planes
>>78030348
Why not both? I like bacon-pineapple pizza? Although we all know the best topping for /rwbyg/ iscookies.
>>78030348
Depending on the food.
As for pizza, pepperoni is king.
Ice cream? Best is some kind of Cayenne/chili powder.
Chocolate and bacon are best though...
>>78030332
EHA? Missed ya buddy
>>78030332
EHA pls
>>78030348
Never had bacon onot pizza I think I need to try that
>>78030348
>bacon
>on a pizza
Disgusting
>>78030367
>anchovies
if you love fish so much why don't you go sleep with them?
>>78030368
>I was just a child the day the Grimm descended from the hills, but I remember when they built a cannon to destroy them. And in turn how that cannon brought war upon us.
>>78030364
Forgot links
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLPAzAH6uCHzo5uEKul75QFYaiI5XMRHY4&v=PzPZ6joXq5Y
>>78030091
Enjoy while you can. After a couple days of drama Yang will dump you.
>>78030402
>implying anything can't be improved with more bacon
>>78029995
>Neo
>Devil Survivor 2 Protag
>....
>Ice Cream!
>!?
>>78030348
>not eating Margherita
You're all sub-human
>>78030420
Impressive.
>>78030426
>Joke fight
I guess you think food is an effective weapon then too.
>>78030310
I never knew i wanted this until now
>>78030219
Ruby is a prodigy but she isn't ready yet. She'll be the strongest by the end but for now she's tied with Weiss. Yang and Blake are the stronger members of the team as of now.
>>78030481
Can he annoy her with his autism?
>>78030499
anything can be used as a weapon if you have imagination
you can sharpen chicken bones, electrocute someone with a pair of headphones, the possibilities are only limited by your imagination
>>78030548
Didn't say it "couldn't" be a weapon, just that it wouldn't be effective in comparison to actual weapons.
>>78030538
Every. Time.
>>78030538
He'd get her to fall for him like ever other person in the game.Hopefully she'd never get her hands on a phone with the demon summoning app.
>>78030584
Define "actual weapons"
>>78030548
And circumstance, can't smack somebody with a microwave if there isn't one around.
>>78030627
He means conventional not actual, I'm pretty sure.
>>78030627
You know what I mean, I don't want to get into this.
>>78029995
>Yang
>Superman
Yang cries as she realizes she's met an opponent she can never beat
>>78029735
>My ears are very sensitive
>So go ahead and pull on them as hard as you can
>>78030649
>rocks were the original "weapons"
>busted chair leg is just a more effective rock
Everything around you is a highly efficient device for murdering killing and other destruction. You just have to use it right.
>>78030729
even my mom?
>>78030747
ESPECIALLY your mum
>>78030729
Here's your reply, I'm not going to entertain your autism.
>>78030747
Ribs are good for stabbing, and a broken femur is pretty sharp.
>>78029832
>>78029826
Did both Pyrrha and Blake actually. The latter is good for keeping your sub guessing, and the former is great if they have piercings.
>>78030091
>Yang
>more mild mannered
>>78030747
Something that heavy? Easily a drop trap.
>>78030729
>>78030548
ow_the_edge.jpeg
I want a cute trap character in RWBY that's softspoken and shy and likes looking pretty but when fighting enemies they become the manliest person.
>>78030882
There is.
It's Penny.Just don't get too close to that 22 inch robo-cock.
>You will never teach penny what its like to be human
>She will never eventually develop the human feeling ofDisgusttowards you
>>78030924
I'm on /RWBYg/ I hate myself enough as it is.
Seriously though, you had me worried for a moment.
>>78030924
Now I want to see Ruby, Blake, Weiss, Yang, and Jaune as Joy, Sadness, Disgust, Anger, and Fear.
>>78030882I just want a manly woman. Not a trap or anything, just a muscular tomboy.
Probably explains why I like Nora so much
>>78028543
>Pastbin
>Fics by our own frequenters of the threads
Oh let's see what there is.
>http://pastebin.com/u/Smutty47
>This page has been removed!
W-well I guess I'll look at everything else then.
>>78030538
>It was horrifying
>>78030882
and why not the opposite? a girl that dresses like a guy and everybody thinks that it's a guy actually and only her team knows she's a girl?
I want to get beaten up by Yang.
Not in a lewd way, or anything. I want to have that kind of fight where you learn to understand and bond with your opponent, but I'm aware of the outcome of picking a fight with Yang.
>>78030966
>Weiss as Disgust
perfect
>>78030981
Don't forget the Google Drive linked in there too. It's pretty out of date, but it's great stuff.
>>78030981
Don't look at that Octavian guy, he's shit!
Your girl of choice is sitting alone at the bar.
She's dressed pretty nicely. Cute dress. Nice shoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKgCLVl-bGY is playing.
She looks a bit bored/annoyed and ready to leave.
You muster up the courage to finally talk to her and buy her a drink.
What do you say to her? Remember you have one chance. You may never see her again.
>>78030994
That's more than fine too. I like traps and reverse traps.
>>78031040
>i choose ruby
easy, just show her a weapon
>>78031008
So you want a full contact sparing match?
>>78031018
>>78031038
Gotcha. Skip Octavian.
I totally have the hots for Flynt, like, holy shit how amazing is it to be your own quartet?
That guy must be a fucking amazing jazz player!
