What are the chances that Captain America would be born on July 4th and have an ancestor also named Steve Rogers who people called Captain America who wore a similar costume and fought in the Revolutionary War?
Zero percent, his family is from Ireland.
>>84255614
>he thinks things in the comic universe take place by chance
>Steve Rogers was chosen specifically because of his ancestor and his birthday.
>Bruce Banner only became the Hulk because his father experimented on him.
>Tony Stark only became Iron Man because a robot alien was guiding him after he was adopted when aliens held his parents.
>There are three Jokers but the world's greatest detective couldn't tell.
>Peter Parker's dad created the spiders that would turn him into Spider-Man,
>Chuck Bartowski's dad created the Intersect.
>SHIELD was Hydra all along.
>>84255810
>Nick Fury has a black son and was secretly a space assassin who almost killed Spider-Man
>Ben Reilly was always Peter Parker but he wasn't
>>84255652
They moved here. Moved back. And moved again.
>>84255810
>>84255855
The Maximoff's parents were the Maximoffs, but they were really the Whizzer and Miss America, but they were really Magneto and his wife, but they were really the Maximoffs
>>84255810
That's some sweet pottery.
>>84255810
Also
>The cosmic rays that gave the FF their powers first passed though the body of a time traveling Mr. Fantastic, that's why they got powers in the first place
>>84255810
>>Tony Stark only became Iron Man because a robot alien was guiding him after he was adopted when aliens held his parents.
NO don't remind me of that shit!
>>84257486
No that's just a normal time paradox plot, and it kind of fits in with the FF's sci-fi.
1000% possible
>>84255810
>Barry Allen is the lighting bolt that strikes Barry Allen
>>84255614
since this is comics, about 95%
>>84257560
Hessianazi
>Germans have always been nazis since the dawn of time
I love Americans
>>84255614
That page reminds me of this godawful Megamind poster. Metroman especially.
>>84255614
But his family was from Ireland, he is a child of immigrants.
>>84255810
> wolverine was born from a mutant clan that evolved from canines
Although this has been fixed
>>84255652
There were Irish in the Colonies.
Mostly Convicts press ganged into the British army.
You could probably do something with that.
Norman and Sandman are related because they have the same hair style
>>84257560
I like the costume besides the powered wig
>>84257630
Jack Kirby don't give a fuck, and can't pass up the word play
probably time travel bs too
Whenever I want to annoy my friends with nonsense writing I usually bring up Xorn.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xorn
>>84255614
About 4 out of 1776
>>84257702
Canines? Nono, actual wolverines.
>>84258116
freedom/10
>>84257584
But that's awesome
>>84257630
>Hessianazi
>>Germans have always been nazis since the dawn of time
>I love Americans
Germans haven't been Nazis since the dawn to time, but Muslims have been since Muhammad created the religion of Islam.
>>84257663
I love Mayhew. He's like a not lazy and good Greg Land. Actually hires models, takes pictures, and uses water colors to create the final product.
>>84255614
>captain America actual uncle was named sam
>>84257702
I thought they were otters
>>84259808
Falcon has a nephew. That makes him an uncle named Sam.
>>84257544
It's still stupid and takes away the "freak accident" element
>>84257486
When did this happen?
Nick Fury and Nick Fury's illegitimate black son Nick Fury saved Baby Obama from a time traveling Hitler's clone's ghost.
>>84257584
>Batman saved Bruce Wayne's parents, and inspired him to become Batman.
>>84262537
That can't be real. It can't be.
>>84257773
>There were Irish in the Colonies.
Scots-Irish more than proper Irish, though.
>>84262537
Isn't that just late term abortion? And wouldn't it have done a lot of good?
>>84262632
that's a great issue but i cannot remember what it is of.
>>84262537
>implying Original Nick Fury wouldn't hate Obama with a fiery passion
>>84255714
You're right. Doctor Manhattan did it.
>>84257584
That's so ridiculous it loops around to being brilliant, though.
Just like most Flash stuff.
>>84262705
Me neither.
I wish i knew.
>>84262652
Really it can't be? Of all the shit you've seen, THIS can't be real? This is tame. I mean I didn't get into how it was also about BLM and it juxtaposed Black Nick complaining about BLM while White Nick complained about Civil Rights.
Dick Nixon was a literal supervillain who went evil because he was tired of all the red tape in Washington. Then he an hero'd.
>>84257773
No, the fact that he's the son of immigrants was part of his "the american dream" character concept.
>>84259221
No, his original secret origin, which is now non-canon, is that he was an artificially evolved wolverine. The current canon is that he is descended from a race of "humans" that evolved from canines instead of primates. And that's even stupider than him being a mutated wolverine.
>>84262705
I think World's Finest some time in the 70s, if we're thinking of the same one.
