Alex Hirsch is given full creative control over the last cartoon you watched, how does it turn out?
I'm sure it'll be fi-
>HIATUS
Oh. Well despite that, I'm sure it'll have a point in the en-
>HIATUS AGAIN
Okay, that would be kind of annoying, but-
>HIATUS AGAIN
>HIATUS FOREVER
>HIATUS
>HIATUS
But eventually it'd all have a point, right?
>FINALLY BACK
>NOTHING HAS A POINT
>NO NEW SEASONS
Shit.
>>84165428
why does everyone on /co/ blame hiatuses on the shows and creators and not the networks?
Stuff like Gravity Falls and Steven Universe had/have their seasons worth of episodes finished, but the network isn't scheduling and we all go "FUCKING HIRSCH STOP DICKING ARUOND ON TWITTER AND MAKE CARTOON"
Shit like Young Justice which started airing before they have their episodes done and we all get pissed at Weisman.
Its literally the networks being stupid and trying to make a big deal whenever they feel like scheduling stuff.
It will gradually build hype and end with the most disappointing ending
Wander and Hater have to apologize to Dominator for her destroying the galaxy because she's a woman and women in Hirschland can do no wrong.
>>84165372
>WOY
>>84165372
>Loud House
Lincoln is now romantically frustrated
>>84165372
Loud House would have 30 min episodes and an ongoing plot. The characters would be better written. (eg Lisa). Less slapstick/poo homur.
But if he only writes an episode for the existing show and you wouldn't notice a difference.
>>84165758
Jesus, imagine how much more miserable Lincoln would be with ten sisters in a show made by Hirsch.
>>84165616
>women in Hirschland can do no wrong.
Pacifica.
>>84166057
Honestly Lincoln is already as pussy whipped as Dipper
>That episode with the camping trip
>He blamed himself for the girls fighting, then spent the entire trip waiting on them hand and foot.
>>84165372
>South Park
Stupid mindless Republican bashing, no comedy whatsoever, and women rule the world
>>84166115
>Bitchy behavior is a result of abusive parents.
next.
>>84166115
They had an entire episode dedicated to how she was completely innocent and it was all her parent's faultAnd then she still gets fucked in the finale because Alex forgot
>>84165986
>Loud House would have 22 minute episodes, one and a half season, and a rushed ongoing plot. A random hispanic side character would be better written than anyone else. More apologizing from Lincoln and less of his sisters being in the wrong.
fixed
>>84166163
Republicans need to be bashed more.
>>84166410
Hey alex
>Pickle and Peanut
There's now an "epic lore" to explain all the nonstop randomness but once it comes time to do anything with that lore, the show falls back on LOL THEY'RE JUST SILLY KIDS BEING SILLY AND FRIENDSHIP IS IMPORTANT
>>84166447
Not Alex, just a sane, rationale person.
>>84166357
> A random hispanic side character would be better written than anyone else
This wasn't the case in GF.
>More apologizing from Lincoln and less of his sisters being in the wrong.
This is already a problem of the show.
>>84166466
Whatever you say, fedora tipper.
>Looney Tunes
He'd get fired off his own show
>>84166466
hey alex
Stay away from my waifu, you fucking hack
>>84166474
>This wasn't the case in GF.
Uh...
>>84166576
>Stan
>Dipper
>Bill
Are better written. Deal with it spic.
What would he do?
I never watch GF, so I'm not exactly sure what he can do.
>Voltron Legendary Defender
Now every episode is slice of life filler, the plot doesn't develop until the season finale which is a rushed mess.
>>84165372
>WoY
Hahahaha
Haha
Ha...;_;
>Wander Over Yonder
Here's an interesting thing: GF was wrote by a whole team of people.
In fact, Alex directly wrote only the pilot, the pre-finale and a few other episodes.
Why does everybody blame him exclusively for the way Mabel was handled?
>>84167466
He's the director
He's in charge of overseeing episodes
>Joe 90
Eh, should be good.
>>84167466
He's Jewish.
>>84167466
>I can't read the OP
>>84167876
Fiiine, let's do the OP, then.
>>84166607
So, Hirsch writing Gumball.
A show where the brother is the crazy irresponsible one and the sister is the awkward nerd.
Also the main character is twelve and has a girlfriend.
Nah, not gonna work.
>>84165372
>Kong: King of the Apes.
It'd be an improvement.
>>84165372
>wander over yonder
He gets bored and cancels the show after two seasons, so I guess nothing changes
>>84169192
>she's stuck in a horrible show
IT'S
NOT
FAIR
I blame Hirsg for abandoning GF too early, but really any and all problems with the show, including Mabel, can be traced back to that.
Other then that, he's a perfectly fine writer. You don't make NWHS by accident.
>>84165616
>ATLA
I don't know how he does it considering Alex "A Dirt Nap for Every Jap" Hirsch's hatred of Asians.
I don't know shit about Alex Hirsch. How would he affect Archer?
The last thing I watched was The Powerpuff Girls (2016)
Actually, he might be able to make it better
>>84165372
>YW
pls no!
>>84165372
>Duckman
it's shit and Duckman becomes a meme
>>84165372
If Hitrch gad creative control and could do anything that he wants, he would have not to fight Disney and would have been able to finish Gravitty Falls the way that he wanted.
Probably wouldnt get as tires as he got with fighting the network.
So he probably would do a good job.
GF was still one of the best cartoon over the last years, so.....MLATR would be 22 minutes long and have an ongoing plot dealing with conspiaracies and probably secret societies.
Same amount og teenage drama, but exploring more side characters too.
Fund it.
>>84166604
I'll give you Stan but
>Dipper
>"muh WENDY, muh MABEL, I'm so wrong for being into nerdy shit p-p-p-please forgive me girls ;__;"
>Bill
>"DUDE WEIRD LMAO xD BRO LOOK AT ME SAY CREEPY STUFF LOL, WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND xDDD"
Soos at the very least had more stuff going with his family issues an looking up to Stan more than those cardboard cutouts did. Even his GF shit was at least a little more nuanced than pining over a white whale.
>>84170010
But Bill was just like me: intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
Tenzin I met this super cool Triangle thing who said he can just give me powerful air bending techniques with no training required
So I did the smart thing and opened his portal
BEST...AVATAR...EVER
>>84166466
Yes, I can vouch for this fellow sane rationale person.
He is sane and rationale.
>Voltron: Legendary Defender
The humor would be worse because instead of being the standard kid humor fodder with a couple anime nods here and there it'd try being that wink-wink-nudge-nudge shit all over Gravity Falls and the anime humor would be more or less the same generic western toon parody tropes. Also the Robeasts would look like shit.
>>84170087
>>84165758
>>84166139
>>84166057
At least he'll be better shota bait in the hands of Hirsch
>>84165372
Amazing World of Gumball
Pretty sure he's a cool enough guy to have the current creative team keep doing what they're doing.
>>84165372
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. [laughs] Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like [coughs] tears in rain. Time to die."
>>84165372
Gravity Falls?
It turns out fine I guess...
>>84166607
Gumball wouldn't have a girlfriend, that's for damn sure.
Anais while Anais is a super genius in real Gumball, she still gets knocked down all the time by other characters/her own hubris.
Not gonna happen under Hirsch's watch. She'd be perfect.
>>84165372
>Alex Hirsch is given full creative control over the last cartoon you watched, how does it turn out?
>The Simpsons
More incest subtext between Lisa and Bart.
Lisa is even more selfish and insufferable but suddenly is never called out for it anymore like she used to be.
Bart and Sideshow Bob or Mr. Burns becomes a hugely popular ship with the fans and all the show's fanart becomes sexy fanart of whichever villain.
One of Bart's crushes of the week like the Reverend's daughter or more likely redneck Cletus' daughter keeps coming back but never grows any more as a character.
Apu gets an episode of incredible character growth that makes him much more than just a stock stereotype but then mysteriously disappears from town.
Everything is a clue but also not.
After a season or two Hirsch gets tired and bored and The Simpsons finally mercifully comes to an end.
>>84173417
Also, the humor is the same.
>Love Live: School Idol Project
All I can see is that they make Honoka even more annoying, shoehorn in even more last minute redemption shit in Nico Yazawa and there'll be more male faces in the damn show
>>84173621
>Animefags freaking out over males in their show
Will never fail to make me laugh
>>84166139
To be honest that was him being nice, nobody forced him to do that.
The only time where everybody was really an asshole was Green House, but that was a rotting shit episode in general
>>84165372
>Star vs The Forces of EVIL
FUCK!!!!!
Hirsch is not half the creator that Nefcy is. What a fucking downgrade!
FUCK!
>>84166466
>>>84166447
>Not Alex, just a sane, rationale person.
Yeah, the liberals are starting to panic because people who don't believe in their religion still get a say in how things get run.
Welcome to democracy, lib-fag.
>>84165372
Bunnicula is already doomed to die...so Gravity Falls getting only two seasons dosen't really help. However, seeing how it's Alex, there is going to be more implied lewd and strait up pedo shit.
Mina is going to crush on an older goth guy and the girls are going to talk more about boys and relationships instead of homework, food and horror movies.
>Bob's Burgers
The jokes get better and Gene isn't so retarded yet still random.
>>84175668
>trump behind in the polls
>will lose to Hilldawg in a landslide, completely destroying the Republican Party in the process
>It's the LIBERALS who are panicking
Fucking lmao
>>84175931
Welcome to assault weapon ban 2.0, nafta 2.0 and ATF killing your dog.
>>84175931
>>trump behind in the polls
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2016/white_house_watch
Yep. With the media and the Democrats AND the Republicans against him, he's still pulling ahead, slowly but surely.
Yes, it's a long way to November.
But the panic is real.
>>84169404
NWHS was total shit. It was built up to be this amazing thing, but it didn't even really tell us anything new.
Made it even worse by the fact that Ford really didn't have any personality after that.
>>84173621
>Honoka even more annoying,
Not possible. That creature is the most annoying thing on the planet already.
>>84175974
There is literally no reason to own an assault weapon. Kill yourself.
>>84176157
That's not Rin/Hanayo
>>84176428
Such rage, from a chicken locked in a farm/factory hutch.
Keep thinking that to the bitter end when they pluck your ass.
I feel like Scooby Doo Mystery Inc would be almost no different
>>84165372
alex please take back the series please c,mon i want bill is good character
>>84165372
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>>84165481
With Hirsch specifically we know the hiatuses kept happening because he kept missing deadlines and wanted to quit, and Disney kept begging him not to quit and offering him more time.
>>84180287
What? This isn't how things work.
>>84165372
Haifuri
I... I don't know...
>>84165616
>and women in Hirschland can do no wrong
>still being this salty over TTTP 2 years later
>>84176157
>That creature is the most annoying thing on the planet already
*cough*
>>84176099
Are you sure you're not confusing NWHS with AToTS? If you aren't then don't talk to me or my son ever again.
>>84165372
>Arc-V
>Makes Yuya and Yuzu related
>otherwise is basically the same
>>84173417
Also Laura Powers would appear repeatedly as Bart's unattainable older crush.
>>84175931
Hillary couldn't even win the DNC nomination over a senile old retard without massive fixing and superdelegates.
>>84179419
You just think he's hot, don't lie
>>84170087
Haven't seen this one in like a year. Forgot it even existed.
>>84175931
So exactly what does Hillary have to offer but more war, more NSA surveillance, more corporate welfare (provided said corporation donates to her campaign) and more intrusive government micromanaging all aspects of your life.
>>84169874
I think Ducktective was an indication that Duckman is the show he really wanted to make
>>84165372
>The Simpsons
A slightly better last season.
