Is Katie really that cute?
Awkward Zombie thread too I guess.
>>83717604
>Is Katie really that cute?
She's very average looking.
Like, absurdly average.
Like a female Jeff Lemire level of average.
>>83717604
Katie is adorable.
Though the blurb for her latest strip is unusually catty.
>I like that you start MGSV kind of fricked up and pathetic.
>(Psst: if you have the urge to email me and explain how this comic doesn't work because of Very Interesting Plot Reasons, please consider instead writing your email out on a colorful piece of paper, folding it into an origami swan, and eating it)
>(I already know)
Rrow! Have people been bugging her about this shit or something? Damn.
>>83717703
Probably, I didn't even know her comic had a forum until last week.
>>83717634
Isn't average just the cutoff for cute?
AZ Marth. Probably better than canon.
>>83717703
Poor Katie, she is too cool to be getting shit from fans.
I can only imagine the amount of sperg emails she gets.
>Samus is the resident cool older lady
>Lucina this damn cute
See, normally I hate Super Smash Bros, but it'd be worth a shit if these kinds of character interactions were present. But that would require Nintendo to not be retarded for once.
>>83717703
Gamers are an autistic bunch. She once did an entire comic on how she thinks a lot about getting the facts right, and making the joke fit, but she still gets emailed about it.
>>83717908
I distinctly remember one of her older comics basically being how different the actual Martha is from her version.
>>83717974
I love how she draws Samus as being buff instead of just good-looking, y'know....... like how she's SUPPOSED to look.
>>83717974
Third and fourth panel need a crop and upscale.
>>83718038
Yup. Can't say I blame her.
>>83718023
That comic was pretty funny too, so that's especially stupid.
>>83718079
>>83718055
Damn right.
>>83717604
huh someone screencapped me
>>83718179
>Ork Tech
>>83718023
>>83718023
All I can think of is that one comic where she starts out saying she's made the greatest comic ever, but then slowly changes it thinking people won't get it or thinking it isn't good enough, and ends with the comic being some really dumb joke.
I like how she makes comics of stuff she's currently playing
>>83719129
>strawguy
is that tiny moment of extra self awareness that takes this from a 9/10 to an 10/10
>>83718055
Fucking tired of this man with tits meme.
>>83720099
WELL I'm fucking tired of this meme meme meme
>>83720140
It literally is a meme though. Super Metroid was the only game where she looked especially muscular and she still had a very feminine physique there. >>83718179 is nowhere close to how Samus is "supposed" to look.
>>83720224
Well Metroid Prime never had her take the suit off, and are you really using Other M as an example?
>>83720323
Without counting Prime 1 or Other M Samus stars in 7 other games, 8 of you count Zero Mission as a separate one.
>>83718079
You'e never seen the crop before? I guess it is mostly posted on /v/
>>83717939
Katie does it entirely to herself. She's neurotic over the details of her comics so any sort of criticism or flaw drives her nuts. She made an entire comic about how insane she is about her comics.
>>83718055
see, I agree and like a buffer samus, but my initial response, which I am fighting the entire time I'm typing this, is "LINK IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BROWN HAIR!"
but I don't want to turn a Katie thread into a Dobson thread.
It might already be too late.
>>83720735
It's not too late, you're the only one that brought him up.
>>83717939
her inbox must look like /v/
>>83720651
It's nice to have someone that actually puts effort in the work they do though. We already have enough Dobsons and Buckleys around.
>>83720887
It's full of furry porn, Undertale memes, and console/PC dick waving?
I believe it.
>>83721019
Not wanting a dragon loli
Not wanting 3 dragons on your team
>>83720224
>>83720099
>>83718179
>>83721841
She has a point from a normal point of view. People here think otherwise because we've been desensitized to that kind of stuff.
>>83722909
Yeah I know
Its just I wanted dragons
>>83717908
>when you look up Marth after reading the comic and it's actually a dude
Not bagging on her, but she could've made him just a little more masculine
>>83723683
So you've never played Smash?
When all we knew about Marth was what's in Melee, it was easy to get confused.
He wears a fucking hairband.
>>83723796only N64I get what you mean, though
>>83722814
I don't know, modern Megaman just looks so strange. I just cannot put my finger on why.
>>83720099
Samus doesn't have to look like a man, she just has to not look like a barbie doll. Give her at least SOME definition.
>>83724857
I thought ZM had it right, though that might just be the artstyle
>>83724857
She was a big-titted bimbo In her first two games.
>>83727168
Yeah and Link had brown hair in his first two as well, so fucking what?
>>83727212
Of someone said Link is SUPPOSED to be blond they would be wrong
>>83727168
She also had green hair.
>>83727331
But even then Link has been blond a lot more than Samus has been muscular. It's a shitty comparison to make
>>83727168
>big-titted bimbo In her first two games.
>can't see pixelated tits unless you get that ending
>heavily armored bounty hunter who hunts local wildlife and criminals=bimbo
I disagree.
>>83720224
Well how she's "supposed" to look is stupid.
Moar amazons plz!
>>83727331
Whatever he's "supposed" to be changes from game to game, there is zero obligation to stay with a singular vision made to fit a limited system from a quarter of a century ago.
>>83727385
Samus has been in the suit a hell of a lot more than she's been out of it, her design is based around the suit, what she looks out of it is usually treated like an incidental Easter Egg more often than not.
Saying "she's SUPPOSED to look like a bimbo" when the game is based around this faceless badass space armor with a giant gun for an arm is totally facetious.
>>83727708
We're talking about body type, not personality.
>>83727877
>Saying "she's SUPPOSED to look like a bimbo"
No one said that though? The only people saying she's supposed to look like anything are the ones who want giant muscles.
>Whatever he's "supposed" to be changes from game to game, there is zero obligation to stay with a singular vision made to fit a limited system from a quarter of a century ago.
So when Other M makes her into a petite weakling, that is equally valid then?
>Samus has been in the suit a hell of a lot more than she's been out of it, her design is based around the suit, what she looks out of it is usually treated like an incidental Easter Egg more often than not.
So you agree that complaining she doesn't look muscular enough out of the suit is completely stupid and only distracts from the real issues her recent games have.
All I'm saying about Samus is that if she's supposed to be a "super-athlete", should, y'know, at least SORT OF look like one.
>>83728121
>if she's supposed to be a "super-athlete"
She uses power armor to do all her heavy lifting. I wouldn't even say being a super athlete is necessary. The only super athlete stuff she's ever done is being able to jump really high in Zero Mission, and there are dozens of other possible explanations for that.
>>83728179
She's undergone intense training from the Chozo all her life, it's part of the reason she's able to run around in that heavy armor as easily as she can.Also, I know this is from Smash, but still: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEDt73hPNdU
Guys guys. Samus is a bird.
>>83728275
> it's part of the reason she's able to run around in that heavy armor as easily as she can.
How do you know the armor doesn't support it's own weight and include systems to move itself and augment speed and strength? I mean, consider the Speed Booster powerup. Samus obviously can't run Sanic fast through any biological means. Clearly all the speed there comes from the suit.
>Also, I know this is from Smash
disregarded
>>83728045
>No one said that though?
Oh fuck off and read the thread
>>83727168
Unless you're being pedantic about word use in which case fuck off even harder.
>>83728481
Dude you're ducking retarded. Let me break this down.
Guy A says Samus is supposed to be big and muscular.
Guy B says Samus was a big-titted bimbo in her first 2 games.
Guy B his not making a claim about what Samus is supposed to look like; he is merely rejecting the claim made by Guy A.
Awkward Zombie is a funny webcomic.
Why does Samus NEED to be HURK DURK PHYSICALLY STRONK WOHMUN? She wears powered armor for a reason.
>>83728842
Because it's their fetish, which is pretty hilarious when you think about it since it's the exact opposite of what feminists want
>>83728842
Exactly my point. It's like complaining Robert Downey Jr isn't jacked enough to play Iron Man. Who says Tony Stark needs to be stronk when his suit is doing all the work?
>>83728560
No, maybe you should pay attention.
Guy A says Samus just has to not look like a Barbie doll and have "some" definition. Not even muscular, just not a twig.
Guy B says Samus was originally a big titty bimbo. That's when the implication that she's "supposed" to be anything appeared, because he's invoking original vision.
Then Guy C responds to Guy B making a comparison to Link's hair.
Guy who is presumably Guy B but is possibly a Guy D says, "Well if someone said Link is SUPPOSED to be blond they'd be wrong". That's the first time anyone even said the word "supposed", exposing his position as someone who thinks that's the case for Samus being a big titty bimbo.
Then there's Guy E, possibly you, coming in putting words in people's mouth about Samus SUPPOSED TO BE BIG AND MUSCULAR when what was actually said is that she shouldn't be frail like a dress up children's toy.
And then there's me, Guy F, as in Fuck Off.
![samus-historical-depiction[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OwIaZwi.jpg "samus-historical-depiction[1].jpg")
>>83727168
>>83728966
>That's when the implication that she's "supposed" to be anything appeared, because he's invoking original vision.
Not really. That'd be >>83718055 , who was on the muscle side.
>>83728045
>We're talking about body type, not personality.
Bimbo describes personality. Simply being attractive doesn't make you a bimbo.
>>83728966
>>83718055
>I love how she draws Samus as being buff instead of just good-looking, y'know....... like how she's SUPPOSED to look.
Maybe you should take your own advice and read the fucking thread. The first post invoking the word "supposed" was this one.
>Guy A says Samus just has to not look like a Barbie doll and have "some" definition. Not even muscular, just not a twig.
HAS TO. As in, he was making a claim about what she was supposed to look like. What were you saying a minute ago about being pedantic over word choice?
>That's when the implication that she's "supposed" to be anything appeared, because he's invoking original vision.
This is nothing but you projecting and twisting words to try and make Guy B look like he is saying more than he really is. Also, see above, the word "supposed" was already invoked earlier.
>Guy who is presumably Guy B but is possibly a Guy D says, "Well if someone said Link is SUPPOSED to be blond they'd be wrong". That's the first time anyone even said the word "supposed", exposing his position as someone who thinks that's the case for Samus being a big titty bimbo.
Nope, see above.
->Then there's Guy E, possibly you, coming in putting words in people's mouth.
Funny you say this. I was guy B, D, and E. Here you are putting words in my mouth throughout your while post and then you pull this.
What the fuck happened in thia thread?
>>83729208
Same as usual, arguments about a waifu
>>83729208
Smash secondaries heard Samus was a "super athlete" and think they know shit
>>83729259
t. virgin weeaboo
>>83729208
/v/, or at least the /v/ attitude has spread.
>>83729321
>My fetish is more important and noble than your fetish!
>>83729321
t. retarded Smashfag
Can you kindly shut up about Samus and stop derailing the thread?
>>83729009
>6 Foot 3
>198 Pounds
>All muscle
MYCLIT!
>>83729009
>can't post evidence from the games
>posts supplementary material
>>83717604
The thing isn't "cute or not" as much as it's awesome how much she looks like her comic avatar, as opposed to soooooo many other artists who use cartoonish-good-looking stand-ins.
(and also she's kinda awkward-girl-next-door cute, but that's actually less important than the "wow you draw what you look like" factor)
>>83721019
It hurts me that I'll never have the time to play all the games to get every single joke on deep emotional level. Has she done a single Borderlands comic? Will she ever do a Twisted Metal comic? Both feel like endless wells of comedy
I enjoy the comic but don't like her on a personal level ever since I made the mistake of looking at her twitter during GG.
>>83730455
You made the mistake of giving a shit about anything related to GG and letting it impact your view on individuals
>>83730567
So did she
>>83729786
She's fucking ripped in the Super Metroid one.
But then with Fusion she's got a fucking concave stomach.
It's just inconsistent, unless she deliberately looks fresh outta Auschwitz in Fusion because of all that almost dying junk from the beginning.Super Metroid is the best in the series anyway.
>>83730585
Well, good thing you're above such petty worries
>>83729174
Fuck you, I was Guy D and G, and you're really just full of shit. Stop forcing that Samus is skinny shit.
>>83730646
No one is trying to force anything except the amazonfags
>>83727365
The varia suit changes her hair to that, if you beat the game without it she has red hair
>>83730567
Anon, I am damn sure going to judge ANYONE who makes comments showing they they subscribe to "listen and believe".
>>83730426
I'd pay for twisted metal AZ
>>83717974
>Roy
>even knows who Marth is, let alone being friends with him
Sorry for sperging, but this triggers me. Fire Emblem is like Final Fantasy in the sense that, besides obvious blatant direct sequels, the different entries in the series have nothing to do with each other. The games Marth is in are of a completely different continuity than the game Roy is in.
>>83732441
Yeah man but those comics are in the context of smash, katie has fire emblem centric comics too wich follow those rules you said
>>83732441
Really? I thought they were all kinda vaaaaaguely linked. Like, stuff that happens becomes legend for the later games.
>>83717908
Vanity at it's finest
>>83732560
Nope. The only one like that is Awakening, which is thousands of years after the Marth games.
The Roy/Eliwood games are their own continuity.
The Ike/Micaiah games are their own continuity.
The Sigurd/Leif games are their own continuity
Fates is it's own continuity.
Sacred Stones is it's own continuity.
>>83732441
Yeah and you know what else, Samus doesn't know Marth either. Fucking shit comic
>>83728947
you kinda need to be stronk when you're outside your suit don't ya? Like what if you get in a situation with out your suit what then?
>>83733486
Almost as if that happened and she literally couldn't kill anything without the suit and had to run and hide the entire time.
>>83728842
She is a genetically altered super soldier
>>83732381
Should I just send her an email? I'm sure she'd enjoy it for a few hours
>>83717604
average looks. Adorable personality.
Anyone have that Phoenix wright comic of apollo and the burgers, but compared to Many videogame developers.
>>83730426
This will always be my favorite borderlands comic.
>>83729208
Metroid fans are some of the biggest autists out there.
>>83717604
She's one of the few based female authors, along with Katie Rice.
>Katie
>Katie
Maybe it's a name thing?
>>83739352
Kate Beaton
>>83732870
But in Awakening, Priam is Ike's descendant.Fates is in continuity with Awakening. Owain, Inigo and Severa turn up under assumed names.
>>83728333
If I weren't too lazy to learn to draw I would make a comic with a guy being nervous as Samus is making dinner specially for him and them she throws up a bunch of chewed stuff on his plate and proudly says "It's a family recipe".
Also loli Samus a cute!
>>83717604
hey someone screencapped me
also yea, nerdy awkward cute
>>83740266
The also say Ike is from another world in Priam's introduction.
>>83717604
Cute girls don't get a PHD. Cute girls find a big phat manwallet and ride it until they are old and busted.
>>83742326
I know plenty of cute girls that are working towards that have a Bachelors are working towards a PHD, what kind of college did you attend?
>>83732441
All the smash brawl characters live together in this comic.
New comic, lads.
>>83719129
She was at convenient I went to. Im to much of a spaz to have a normal conversation with her... Life is hard.
>>83745032
I like it.
>>83738462
I just got a gun like this in Borderlands 2, except its an assault rifle. An assualt rifle that acts like a fucking assuult catapult, it's so retarded
>>83741040
yeah so was Iscreen capped for all eternity about one fucking awkward moment with awkward zombie
>>83746617
If you're lucky maybe Katie will see that screencap and remember you.
>>83745032
>that right hand going towards the panel and ending up over his head
its the little things
>>83749613
err left hand*
>>83738631
Really?
>>83732441
Fits comic Roy perfectly.
After being abandoned for Dark Pit, he'd take any attempt to get back into the spotlight. He's lying through his teeth right here.
