It will be up in less than an hour
https://www.netflix.com/ca/title/80002311
Episode synopsis
>AKA Ladies Night
Jessica Jones is hired to find a pretty NYU student who''s vanished, but it turns out to be more than a simple missing persons case
>AKA Crush Syndrome
Jessica vows to prove Hope's innocence, even though it means tracking down a terrifying figure from her own past.
>AKA It's called Whiskey
It won't be easy to acquire or deploy. but Jessica thinks she's found a weapon to use against Kilgrave. Luke and Jessica bond over their similarities.
>AKA: 99 Friends
A new case demands attention as Jessica tries to find out who's spying on her for Kilgrave. Trish's radio show yields unexpected consequences
>AKA The Sandwich Saved Me
Despite Jessica's objections, Trish's new friend Simpson gets involved in the hunt for Kilgrave. Jessica recalls a pivotal moment in her life.
>AKA You're a Winner:
Luke hires Jessica to help him find someone who may have skipped town, but she fears he'll learn too much about her history in the process.
>AKA Top Shelf Perverts
Malcom, Simpson and Trish go rouge to prevent Jessica from carrying out an extreme plan to outwit Kilgrave.
>AKA WWJD
Jessica experiences a strange homecoming courtesy of Kilgrave. Hograth's conflict with her estranged wife reaches a tipping point
>AKA Sin Bin
Just when Jessica has Kilgrave right where she want's him. Hogarth's involvement complicates the situation. Details of Kilgrave's past emerge.
>AKA 1,000 Cuts
A discovery has the potential to change the entire game -- if Jessica can refuse Kilgrave's offer.
>AKA I've Got The Blues: Jessica searches morgues for clues. Trish goes all out to keep Simpson from getting in Jessica's way. Malcom has an epiphany.
>AKA Take a Bloody Number: The hunt for Kilgrave reunites Jessica with Luke. Trish receives some unexpected information about Simpson and Jessica.
>AKA Smile: Jessica and Luke get help from someone else in the neighborhood (DAREDEVIL HYPE). Kilgrave gears up for a major test of powers against Jessica.
So there's a comixology sale on her stuff atm...
How was The Pulse? tempted to read the first story arc (Goblin's ID going public? sign me up) and the House of M one-shot - any good?
>>77588212
I thought the Pulse was pretty good but not as good as Alias
>They actually kill off Kilgrave
Bets on how long until Marvel runs out of villains
>>77588212
LOVED the pulse.
>tfw not sure whether to bother with Netflix or just wait till it shows up on torrents
I don't even feel like binging on the whole thing right now man
>>77588212
the pulse was written just as good as alias but the art in the first half was fucking disgusting
>>77588257
wait, I'm not too familiar with netflix, does the entire show come out at once?
>>77588257
Get Netflix and watch Jessica Jones then Narcos
For those interested the Alias omnibus is 42% off on IST right now
Fuck the West Coast.
>>77588305
and fuck everybody in the East
>>77588292
Yes. All of episodes came out at once. Some people are going to spoil final episode. As always.
>>77588292
Yes the entire season is up in not even an hour.
My brothers Netflix expired, really tempted to finally set up my own account.
>>77588292
Yeah
>>77588303
I tried, didn't like it
>>77588326
New accounts get a free month long trial.
>>77588358
Well shit they we go. Doing that shit in the morning.
HALF AN HOUR, /CO/, YOU HYPE?
>>77588085
>No Netflix in my country.
Stream\torrents for me.
>>77588380
i'm getting drunk
So scared this is going to get spoiled for me in this thread but I wanna talk with you guys.
Ugh.
There will be a stream, right?R-Right?
>>77588398
This and stoned
>>77588410
Yeah, on Netflix.
>>77588409
Just leave before it starts. Not even joking.
I left before Daredevil got released and was so grateful for it.There weren't many twists honestly but the Stick reveal was great.
>>77588410
Just get Netflix you cheep bastard
>>77588398
>wanna get drunk
>too sick to drink
>>77588434
>>77588427
A lot of countries don't get netflix.
However this loser can wait a few hours for the torrents or the inevitable mega links.
>>77588422
Same. Packing my pre game bowl now.
>>77588472
but I wanna chew the fat with you guys as it happens
So what potential scene from the comics are you most excited to see pop up on screen?
So I'm assuming a few hours before its up on the pirate sites?
>>77588499
He won't, but if Chris Evans shows up at any point, I'll be thrilled.
What are the chances it is anywhere near as good as Daredevil?Kind of mad Punisher isn't getting his own season but I'm hype as fuck regardless.
>>77588499
Thee sex scene just to see the reactions online
>>77588515
Netflix is so cheap, just pay the £6 you fucking fag
>>77588518
Critics that favorably reviewed Daredevil have said the same of Jessica. As long as you're not expecting the exact same show, I think it should be a fun ride.
>>77588085
>Jessica Jones soon
>too fucking tired to keep on
>>77588499
it probably won't happen until Defenders, but I want Jessica telling Peter about the huge crush she used to have on him, while Luke gets increasingly jealous.
>>77588544
She's...like 20 years older than him in the cinematic universe. He's 15.
>>77588543
do some exercises to get your blood pumping
>>77588532
Why pay 6 quid when i can watch it in the same quality and pay nothing?
>>77588557
Because surely some part of you wants to support the show?
>>77588398
I feel you. I got the rum on hand ready for when this shit starts.
>>77588324
and everybody in between East and West.
13 Min
>>77588518
Rumor has it he might be the fourth Defender instead of Iron First. Hell have his own series after Daredevil season 2.
>>77588581
Bit off topic but next week I'm meeting up with Laurence Campbell to buy some work and prints off of him, he did a Punisher Max series. What would people recommend? Assuming we're all fans here.
>>77588581
Not happening. Quesada confirmed Iron Fist isn't going anywhere. He was however very enthused to talk about Punisher in S2 of Daredevil so Frank's show might be around the corner.
>>77588581
Quesada said yesterday those rumors were absolute bullshit. Iron Fist is still getting his show.
http://comicbook.com/2015/11/19/joe-quesada-confirms-marvels-iron-fist-is-still-being-worked-on/
>>77588567
I seriously don't care about supporting it. But i will in other ways, for instance i will suggest it to my friends if its a good show, and they have Netflix, and i will in the future do the cinema to watch Marvel capeshit to which the tickets are like £12 a pop, and fuck them anyway this tv show is in the marvel cinematic universe so its part of a billion dollar franchise,so I'm keeping my £6
>>77588581
I thought they debunked that rumor and Iron Fist was still getting his own show
>>77588567
Somehow I think Marvel and Netflix will survive without him
but why would you do such a thing as this thread? you know some hambone is going to skip around and drop spoilers all over the place
>>77588614
wow, what a cheap bastard
this is why good things always get cancelled and artists lose jobs
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1AaKBbNGkk
>>77588581
Jeph loeb denied that rumor, chances are punisher will get his own show but Iron fist is still happening as the fourth defender according to him
>>77588600
Nigger what, he said it's in development
5 minutes
>>77588636
Its not about being cheap its the principles of the matter, and good things get cancelled because they get low ratings because they are obviously shit. You really think they get cancelled because of piracy lmao
So that "someone else in the neighborhood" that will appear in the episode...Matt Murdock or Claire Temple?While I would like Daredevil to appear, I'd love to see Matt pop up briefly in one episode.
>>77588635
Wait, yeah, how does a talkback work when we're all not necessarily watching it at the same time?
>>77588655
What if even after 5 minutes its not released :O
so who's gonna do the stream?
>>77588655
I Wait.
>>77588671
We enact Literal Spoiler Tag Law. All spoilers are to be posted within spoilers, and you are to assume that anything in spoiler tags is an actual spoiler
>>77588635
that's why i abandon the thread as soon as the show drops because you know some asshat is gonna skip to the last episode and spoil the fuck out of everything. happened with daredevil.
>>77588671
There'll probably be a stream. And everyone else will be maybe ten seconds out of sync at most
In these final minutes I just want to tell one thing to you all.
I love you guys :*
>>77588693
Yeah, I'm legit gonna leave this thread in two minutes. See you guys later.
>>77588692
I can only imagine the chaos.
Let open the gates of hell.
>>77588427
>>77588434
I am at work right now, I can't get Netflix here.
A stream is appreciated by a lot of anons.
>>77588515
you can sign up for netflix and they give you a free month
Leaving the thread now
>>77588698
Its up!!!
I hope you guys don't post spoil-
>That guy that posted literally the last frame of Daredevil S1 when it came out
Nevermind.
Its Up!
UP!
OH FUCK, HERE WE GO!!!
IT BEGINS>
>>77588698
I love you too, anon
>>77588553
do you even /ss/
Who /eastcoast/ here?
Got work tommorow, but i dont care. too hype
Spooky intro
This intro isn't nearly as cool as Daredevil's was..
RIGHT OFF THE BAT
STRAIT FUCKING!!
>>77588085
So does this only work if you're watching it on the computer, or will it update for TV?
>>77588764
>This intro isn't nearly as cool as Daredevil's was..
But it sure feels like comic like <3
>Trish talk
Heh
>>77588756
W-wait, what does this mean if you're east coast?
Jerk got rekt
Surprised this isn't a sticky or wont that happen because its a TV show?
Do any other anons like me come from /tv/ to /co/ to discuss tv shows, simply because its impossible to talk about film and tv on /tv/?
If you make a thread on /tv/ about shows like this the thread will devolve into a debate about the black storm trooper from star wars, c.u.c.k.s, feet, or who's got better taste in shows
how many windows do you think she goes through?
>>77588789
Waiting until 3am to watch
>The jazzy noir tone while she's narrating
AND THEN SUDDENLY COMIC PAGE NIGGA
>>77588789
you haven't heard? apparently there is a bioterror alert out for the entire eastcoast. some kind of virus they have identified, have you been out in the last 48 hours?
Wow, this is really capturing that NYC feel. I like it.
>How did she clean her ass
Jessica is a dirty bitch
>>77588803
>who's got better taste in shows
it's pretty much always me.
>>77588819
Shit.
>>77588827
Don't you hate it when people talk on the phone while on the can
BOOTY
>Luke Cage with a good looking black chick
nice
>>77588840
I don't even know who Dawson is
>footfags
>>77588840
but will she be rocking a fro?
also, her being in this is a fucking non-event. if you hadn't mentioned it then i literally wouldn't notice.
>White girl walking black man
Well that's a first
>>77588872
Daredevil's black medic
>>77588866
Luke needs to learn to dress better. He looks like a hobo
>>77588872
the nurse that helps daredevil.
>>77588907
>>77588913
oh that chick
Goddamn she is like me in the morning.
The booty on that chick with Luke Cage
Great my brother forgot to pay for netflix so it ended today
>>77588906
What about Daredevil?
>>77588909
would you rather this?
>>77588925
you wouldn't even notice unless you were looking for it.
>>77588926
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GRAPE
>>77588813
Isn't it already 3am, though?
>>77588941
the shirt+pants would be fine
Of course some faggots gotta ruin the thread with posting spoilers for the last episode
>>77588962
boots and headband come with the package i'm afraid. he only takes that belt off when he swims.
>Jess is walking around her apartment with a shitty ass
This is someone's fetish somewhere.
>>77588980
fine, I'll take it
>>77588992
>implying you just have a quick shower
>>77588992
Reporting for duty
already a better detective than most batman's
>>77588947
What I'm saying is that east coast had to wait until 3 while west coast waited until 12
>>77589019
first one to say it gets hellbanned
Hey, are they talking about inhumans?
Since they came out of hiding in SHIELD and stuff?
Cool
>tfw David Tennant will never lick your face.
her grounding mechanism is a nice little touch of realism
>>77589041
>hellbanned
W-what? All I said was it was my fetish.
LESBIANS
Fuck it, I'm drinking
Jessica is stalking Luke Cage
>>77589070
Where are all those streets located, I wonder.
>>77589085
Really? Ehh, interest waning.
>>77589093
My guess is it's the way she used to walk home as a kid
Damn, Luke is charming as fuck
GIRLS KISSING GIRLS. NOT KISSING YOU
Wow, there are a lot of quips being thrown around
>>77589078
i think he meant if you said "reporting for doody" or something along those lines.
>>77589111
b-baka i don't even like girls anyway
BLACKED!
she gave him anal, oh holy fuck!! That was great haha!
This sex scene is hilarious
That is SOME SEX.
>>77588144
>>77588166
Wasn't there an episode named "the Kumbaya circlejerk"? That title was so peculiar, it stuck with me and I was curious to discover what that was about.
>>77589116
Is that the sort of thing that people actually say? Fuck.
>Phone screen
Literally every fucking time.
>>77589170
i don't know. it just popped into my head when i read his reply so i assumed that is what he was referring to.
>>77589134
Did it actually happen? Like seriously?
just saw buttsex
>>77588144
All of them start with also known as?
Face lick.
FOGGY AND MATT IN THE BACKGROUND TOGETHER.
Can we have a sticky?
>>77589225
I missed it! Where?
Yeah since faggots have decided to spoil shit I'll be back here later
>blacked in the first episode
oh god the /tv/ invasion will be huge
green screen's showing a bit
>>77589296
Was about to say this. Distracting.
>>77589293
I just went to /tv/ to check. The catalog is full of blacked/ebony porn.
>>77589237
This happens every time. Some faggot goes straight to the last episode and spoils it.
BIG BLACK NAKED ASS
I love the jazz music
Is anyone else hatting Krysten Ritter. Shes trying way to hard or not trying hard enough.
>cheating lesbians
impressive
finally, that shut her up
>>77589360
I wonder if just every time we see her she'll be flinging with another of her lady employees
>>77589314
So basically it's /tv/?
>>77589350
She's perfect.
>>77589350
Charlie Cox is a much better actor.
How did they get tiny Krysten Ritter to carry someone in that scene?
Did they get her to pick up a little boy instead or was it a stunt double.
>>77589419
prolly just a dummy in clothes
WTF ELEVATOR!!!!!!!!!!!
>>77589430
Smile :)
>>77589430
Did they died?
do you think they're gonna go with the chemical coma, or just make her an inhuman?
I didn't enjoy the first episode at all
besides the last scene
is the book this bad?
In the first episode and Netflix shits itself.
Is that Ben Urich in ep 2?
>I sure am glad Kilgrave's out there and I'm in here
2 episodes in and the bitch doesn't have another outfit
>>77589470
Alias is amazing. I thought the first episode was okay. Last scene was the best. Hopefully it gets better.
>>77589469
She's not a mutant in the books, so why bother making her an Inhuman?
>>77589493
pretty sure she spends all her money on booze and repairs
Is kilgrave just an evil professor x?
>>77589524
he doesn't have mind reading or any of those advanced mental locks, he just has the ability to inject irresistible intrusive thoughts
>>77589524
Not even close
Killgrave has this weird shit from his skin that makes you want to do whatever he tells you to
Professor X would mind rape him
>>77589400
In the last two or three months? Yeah.I kinda miss Baneposting.
Poor Hope.
>you should kill yourself
Fuck off, stupid Hope bitch.
>>77589524
No, he's not a psychic. He can't read minds. What he can do is basically compel anyone to do exactly what he wants. The number of people who can resist his powers can be counted on one hand, I believe.
>>77589547
I've gone there three times in my life. Both times, some faggots were spamming black chick porn. One of the times wasn't even a /co/ related thing, I just saw a news story about a kids show producer who produced a movie called Kekhold and "racists flamed her", and to this day I'm convinced /tv/ was somehow involved.
>Aliens and monsters attack the city
>Mind control? Not possible man.
Any suprised we didn't giveva happy ending joke just now?
Something like
>I dont NEED to get fingerbanged by one of your asian women, i need tk deal with this...
>Keep your voice down. ..
and then go on from there.
I don't know it's what I would do
>>77589624
She said it herself, people would rather shelter themselves behind denile to keep the paranoia out.
>>77589624
I forget, is AoS still doing the whole "There's no such thing as psychics!" thing? I recall that being the one thing they explicitly said never happened, which I always figured to be a wink and a nod towards the fact that most psychics in Marvel are mutants.
>>77589645
AoS havsn't brought it up since the one episode, but Killgrave isn't a psychic. He's just persuasive.
wait,are they implying she's actually heard those siblings fucking?
>>77589659
I think it's meant to be pheromones, like Jessica Drew has
omg its incest
haha this is every bit as fucked up as I'd hoped
>staff board right behind her
>she has to make up a name
LOL
>>77589724
the woman would have too high a chance of knowing anyone/everyone on the board
>tfw "the Kumbaya circlejerk" got renamed
>>77589718
I wonder if the elevator scene will be this show's "Suicide by self impalement"
>Bruised arm on Patsy
Hellcat confirmed?
HE JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK
>>77589760
almost definitely. Probably related to why she pushed Jessica into becoming a hero in the first place. Hellcat wanted a sidekick, or at least someone that knew what it was like, and now blames herself for what happened.
>>77589774
Anon, you can't say shit like that and not be a bit specific, we didn't all start watching immediately.
LUKE CAGE
POWER MAN
SLAPS KECKS AND THEY GO DOWN
this show doesn't work in the same universe as inhumans
like wouldn't people be freaking out about weird things
>>77589799
Luke Cage no sells like god himself
>>77589810
Why do you think the dude freaked out when she threatened him with laser eyes
I'm not sure if I like all this tilt-shifting
>>77589504
between that and not wiping her ass, luke cage is a filthy, filthy man.
>"I have a great Philipino woman who will walk on your back"
And don't tell me, she's fucked the masseuse too.
oh yeah, hellcat definitely confirmed
>That fuckawful bus crash
Someone looked at this in post production and thought that was okay.
when the hell is luke cage going to do something
>>77589847
she's fucked every woman in the building
>>77589859
Episode 2
That bar fight was terrible. Who choreographed this garbage.also glad to see luke has his powers already
>>77589645
>, is AoS still doing the whole "There's no such thing as psychics!"
You're mixing up psychics with magic, anon. They go out of their way to say magic doesn't exist.
>>77589859
in his own show
So this is essentially Bendis' Fetishes: the TV SHow?
>>77589810
>>77589827
He even said you're one of those things.
>I'm unbreakable
I wonder if they're gonna include any M Night Shamwow references
>>77589880
No, it's Bendis' Fetishes: The Book: The Show
>she puked up lukes load on the sidewalk
classic
but this show has some of the worst fight choreography I have ever seen. like its adam west batman tier shit with punches clearly whiffing in the air and people getting knocked out. The director should be embarrassed
LUKE CAGE
POWER MAN
WITH POWER TOOLS
What made Alias amazing was the fact that you got used to this character. You learned and started loving Jessica. The fact that Killgrave was introduced so late in the series made it much more amazing. Finally you got some perspective and insight into why Jessica is the way she is. I think that's why I'm not liking this as much as I could be.
>>77589895
Is that what that was?
No netflix in my country. Anyone doing a live stream?
anyone found a decent stream yet? (other than netflix)
>>77589862
So is oral part of the interview, or is that and scissoring just a perk once you get the job?
>>77589903
What shithole 3rd world country do you live in?
>>77589902
I think that was the implication at least
Oh boy, there's just so much fap material in this
>datTrish
Claiming her as my waifu now
Who just leaves their work ID in their locker like that?
Well my expectations were very low and this seemed to meet up to those expectations it should've been a YouTube series
>>77589931
It's Russia
>>77589781
No, I'm an idiot. Now there's a scene where Patsy is training in fighting.
Hellcat is canon. No question.
god ginger twincest femdom kekqueaning
God bless the bitch in charge of this show
>are there others like us?
So who's gonna be on the defenders?
jessicas ass in those jeans tho
Why does Marvel keep bothering if they're so incompetent at TV shows?
Hey cool. Me and Luke use the same shaving cream
>>77589929
A country where I don't even have one of the american credit cards (visa etc) they ask for.
Also what's the difference between red and yellow in that pic?
Luke is blurple.
>>77589965
red has it.
yellow is getting it later.
