Gay Edition
Previous: >>83464815
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Alright everyone rank the gems when it comes to intelligence
Peridot > Rose Quartz > Garnet > Pearl > Sapphire > Steven > Lapis > Amethyst > Jasper > Ruby
To be honest I'm having a hard time ranking them. What makes intelligence anyway? I put Peri in front because she seems like a very fast learner maybe she even has a photographic memory. She's also a pretty good mechanic and seems to strive to find the truth and see the bigger picture. In the past she was also able to trick and trap the CG (who were in the advantage of 4 against 1 with one having a future vision ability and another being able to find her with a tracker). On the other hand her ego and tantrums get the better of her sometimes. Honestly we don't know much about Rose still. But I assume as former team leader who survived a thousand years war and seemed to have this plan laid out ahead for Steven, she was pretty smart. Both on strategy and general knowledge. Garnet represents the very best of both Ruby and Sapphire and is the new team leader. She's usually calm and on the battle field the one who shouts strategies to her teammates (often gives good personal advices as well). Future vision helps too. Downside of her is while she's usually calm, she's 'the fury' as well and we've seen her sometimes just smash things without thinking things through. With Pearl it feels like I should have ranked her higher. For 'a Pearl' she taught herself to fight and do technical work as well, which is very admirable. I feel like Sapphire, Steven and Lapis are pretty close to each other but I could see some future events make them switch positions anyway. As for Amethyst, Jasper and Ruby...as disposable soldiers doing the hard brawl work I think brains matter less. Maybe Jasper surprises me later on the show though.
First for peri
Scribbles draw opal holding a conch shell!
>>83469982
In raw intelligence, I'd put Rose lower than Pearl, but I think Rose's strength was inspiring people and military strategy rather than outright brilliance.
I'd probably make Amethyst and Jasper equal. The former's smarter than she looks and the latter's probably at least the equivalent of a Sergeant.
Okay let's have a real discussion
Whose the cutest VA?
>Lesbian midgets in a trenchcoat
Already a bad thread
>>83470004
Cutest voice or cutest IRL?
>>83469945
>Gay Edition
That's fairly redundant in reference to this show. Sugar wears her yuri-fagging on her sleeve. My kinda gal.
from the other thread
>>83470004
Deedee Magno
>>83470017
IRL
>>83470021
and this one. I'm pretty slow and its almost 5 am
>>83470012
I want Jasper to crash the crystal queers' party
>>83470032
She's going to be redeemed through the Rubies somehow.
>>83470029
I dont look at pictures of voice actors IRL as that ruins my perception of the character forever
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
>>83470028
See I'm a Pearlfag and I've got to say Jennifer is cuter
It would've been funny if Sapphire confused Ruby for Ruby and tried fusing with her
>>83470054
That would be sad
>>83470047
I accept and respect your opinion.
I'm a Sapphire fag, though.
>already made a thread, all that needed to do was wait for page ten then actually post it
>got fucking distracted by shitty memes
>>83470054
No that would be rape
You know what, I think when it comes to Steven+Gem fusions, the weapon should also have a use as a musical instrument, because Steven.
>Rainbow Quartz 2.0: Axe that turns into a guitar.
>Pyrope: Shield gauntlets that can be used as bongos
>>83470071
Of course lapis would give rape a thumbs up
>>83470066
Deedee doesn't voice Sapphire does she?
>>83470021
This is cool as fuck, as the OR and a big fan of both characters. Thanks a ton.
>>83470070
You can't let the dank memes get you, son.
>>83470082
Its not rape if its a jasper
>>83470093
Erica Luttrell does Sapphire.
>>83470080
Considering Steven's weapon is also a shield, like Rose's, shouldn't his weapons when fused with Gems be the same as when Rose were fused with the Gems?
>>83470107
That's what I thought
>>83469982
So...are people mostly agreeing with me? I was expecting some more discussion or did I post this at the wrong time of the day?
>>83470100
It's not murder if it's a lazuli
It's "making paint"
Have you gone to the doctor recently /sug/?
>>83470095
np anon
>>83470110
Could be, but Steven might be a rule breaker.
Technically, a shield could form similar shapes to an axe if stuck to the end of a spear.
>>83470114
I said switch Jasper and lapis
>>83470118
My insurance was rejected because I turned 26 and Blue Shield told me I was still on it until June `10th but my doctor's office was like lol no.
>>83470114
>4chan
>discussion
Hi, anon
Aren't you gonna say...hello?
>>83470114
Nigga I replied to you!
>>83470123
I don't know what weapon Rainbow Quartz has, but it should still be the same weapon even if it's Steven fused with Pearl instead of Rose.
>>83470114
No one cares
>>83469982
Steven < Peridot < Ruby < Amethyst < Lapis < Peridot (Enhanced) < Sapphire < Garnet < Jasper < Rose, Pearl
Charisma
Greg <<< Everyone
>>83470152
I would have suggested an umbrella with a spear tip.
>>83470152
That's not gonna stop him using it as a guitar.
>>83470152
>>83470123
Im going to reign in my autism here but theres literally zero reason for rainbow quartz to have an axe.
Spear and shield are the most efficient tools for warfare period.
Come to think of it like that, goes to show that pearl and rose were OTP until rose got a whiff of that hot monkey dick.
>>83470117
Take a good look at this face
Imagine, perhaps next season, we will see this very face chuckling along with the crystal gems, patting Steven on the head, followed by a star wipe
>>83470169
>Greg
>Less than everyone in charisma
>boned a fucking Space General
I see you trying to ruse post there, Pearl.
>>83470169
>>>
>>83470171
>>83470177
Well he can feel free to try.
>>83470186
We already know fusions follow the rule of cool. It can be anything, really. An umbrella or parasol would make sense with Steven's/Rose's protective powers, and Pearl's agility.
>>83469982
>>83469982
Obviously it's Rose Quartz>the Diamonds>>>>everyone else
The other Gems are harder to rank because they're all strong in some areas and weak in others. If we're just talking IQ Pearl and Peridot are probably at the top but Peridot's socially retarded. Also I'd probably rank Jasper a fair bit higher and Lapis a fair bit lower, she's never really done anything to suggest she's particularly smart to me. Steven should be much lower too but that's mainly because he's a kid
>>83470216
Sometimes i feel this show is too anime for me.
>>83470196
For some reason, the fanart depicting Jasper as being super pretty reminds me of Wonder Woman Odyssey, where Giganta was drawn as being utterly gorgeous.
Then again, that Doris was from an alternate timeline where she was an Amazon, so whatever.
>>83470217
fwiw, Lapis rused Jasper. Twice, technically.
>>83470217
>Steven should be much lower too but that's mainly because he's a kid
The comics have already established that he's a genius thanks to the Gems homeschooling him, that's probably why he's so high.
>inb4 comics aren't canon
That comic was a trainwreck but the only good thing to come out of it was the revelation that Steven is homeschooled.
>being thee of little faith
http://i.imgur.com/WsThL61.png
>>83470236
I blame the artists.
We need to keep Lapis on a leash so Jasper will come back.
If you've never contemplated suicide, then you've never truly been in love.
If you've never contemplated murder-- than you've never been divorced.
Welcome to /sug/ After Hours, where the posts are slow and comfy, but still pretty fucked in our own way. I'm your host, Lapis Kiosk, and I'm not laughing at ya I'm-- okay I am. But only a little.
>One new Anon is surprised at the rate at which lewds and porn is made of Doc Ruby. You innocent soul.
>Merchant Anon continues to amaze with his dizzying mercantile sense. (His barter is clearly at 100.) Inside Sources say this man will buy his way into the Senate some day. Is he secretly Scrooge McDuck? More at 11.
>Lars confirmed worst fuckboi ever as he is stalked by two older futa women. Possible samefag? Will investigate further.
>Jasperfags perfectly demonstrate why they earned the /freak/ moniker. Local nutcase and supposedly sweet individual Orangekisses has a brief existential crisis. Unremarkable as furries are quite insane already. They recover soon after.
>One anon dodged a bullet as they had no idea who THE ASIAN is. I'm enjoying these nubies. They're cute and unaware.
>One Pearlfag has obscene luck as they don't get to play the coveted Pearl Dating Sim properly. No swanky ending for that guy. Poor bastard.
>Once again, nobody can fucking figure out when the next episode is supposed to air. We're not on hiatus, but CN is so incontinent, they'd rather jerk off to the money being literally printed via their resurrected property. It'd be like aborting a 20 year old with a vacuum cleaner.
>Jojoposter continues to show us why Jojos are abominable people unable to differentiate whether or not shows that are melting pots of ideas can't stand by themselves and must be taking from something else. Nothing new under the sun.
>A lengthy and rather wordy thesis on which gems are the most intelligent is posted. Only one guy gives a crap and even then tells him to refine it.
Thanks for listening. Stay classy and stay tuned.
>>83470252
>>83470246
That deceit was not smart, her strength was unprecedented
All Lapis did was delay their teaming up and trying to kick CG ass a few months later. She's a dummy
>>83470261
Holy shit the news is so fast and accurate
>>83470252
This is amazing, thanks Scribble.
So how about some manga gems.
>>83470261
Want to do some "in-depth" and "undercover" reporting?
>>83470261
Stunning
This is my kinda newspaper
>>83470297
Wow they're all the same with different haircuts
Perleta groga
Estirada i pedant
La meva vida sense tu es sent sola
Pero la teva es d'un diamant
Taking writefag requests.
So, Steven Floats just aired in Spain. What is going on?
>>83470323
Who's writing?
Also, Steven sharing his music with Pearl.
>little peridot was potentially at risk for being shattered
>Ruby and sapphire don't give a fuck and proceed to bump n' grind, grope, neck, and eyerape one another the entire time
Is it because peridot didn't put out in Log Date?
>>83470336
It appears to be an anonymous.
>>83470323
Not lewd? Steven and Lapis play tag in the forest
Lewd? Lapis and Steven try mutual masturbation
>>83470261
>stalked by two older futa women.
Why can't they be real?
>>83470257
>not mentioning Scribbles showing up
>>83470261
>tfw Steven will never be stalked by older futa women
>>83470114
Wrong time of the day. I agree with you, for what is worth.
>>83470252
You draw the best hot women, thanks Scribble.
>>83470383
I don't even know who Scribbles is.
>>83470335
What do you mean what's going on? Spain's following their own schedule, like France.
>>83470335
WAs it announced beforehand?
>>83470415
What the hell is wrong with you
>>83470071
I fucking love this image.
>>83470320
Catalans get out
>>83470272
Of course it was dumb. But still smarter than Jasper, who thought it was a good idea to try to goad Lapis and get her angry by reminding her of her imprisonment while failing to realize Lapis hated her even more than she hated the CG.
>>83470261
>taped glases
evritym
>>83470434
I dunno.
>>83470020
>Saphire in a one piece
Mmmph
>>83470434
WOW!
Judgemental much?
>>83470450
Jasper was only use facts and reasoning to get a potential ally Homeworld gem to take down the rebel scum enemy in a deadly situation. (5 against 1)
Peridot was responsible for having lapis dragged back to earth, and also SHE interrogated her not Jasper. All we can confirm what Jasper did to her is yank on her arm twice, be an asshole on the beach, and put her in the cell in the ship once she revealed herself to be a little sneak (withholding info about "rose quartz")
Lapis' power took every gem so far by surprise. She's not your average Lazuli, even Pearl remarked she had no idea the gem inside the mirror was so powerful. Jasper had no reason to believe lapis was a demigodlike in water power
>>83470498
Legs.
>>83470498
Sapphire's too cute for some outfits.
>>83470507
...sorry
>>83470520
>Sapphires Legs+Rubies Muscles=Garnets Mass
Unf!
>>83470521
she would probably look nice with a skirt lift and a garter belt.
This is a slow thread
>>83470560
We're all Europeans here.
>>83470560
It's six in the morning on Saturday.
Some of us are going to work today. Or are tired as fuck from last night.
>>83470389
Just some more people answered which is great and definitely insightful if they leave reasons why, but otherwise I'm going to repost this a few threads later once the US folks get more active (I'm at the zoo now anyway)
But thanks to everyone answering at least
GUYS!
What if episode "Know Your Fusion" will be about JASPER?
She can be already redempted when it airs, so she will be in good terms with CG. And we know that she ok with fusion now. What if she want to fuse again, but Lapis don't beleive her, and Jasper can't properly fuse with others because she constantly keeps screwing this up?
So CG (or Garnet herself) will teach her how to make people trust her. And how to trust them, so she can form a proper fusion.
In the end we can even get Malachite back!
>>83470577
six in the morning for you
>>83470572
California checking in
I've got to do shit at 7
>>83470596
No.
>>83470596
I really can't see KYF as being anything but a information/recap episode.
>>83470515
>Whatever happened, Lapis was openly hostile to Jasper the entire time we saw them together. Add to that, thst Lapis was clearly trying to protect 'rose quartz', and there's no reason for Jasper to trust her. Which to her credit, she didn't, hence tossing her in a cell . What she did do was decide that Lapis was a pushover she could manipulate, and that was a grievous error in judgement that earned her months at the bottom of the sea, an Alexandrite whupping, and a fall into a fissure to fate unknown.
And all of this was after she completely botched the mission by focusing on Steven instead of checking the cluster, and lost their spaceship because she underestimated Garnet, who played her too.
>>83470596
FUCKIN AROUND
>>83470602
So what you fucking tommies don't drink at night on Saturday and work at 1100-1200?
It is a slow day..
>>83470577
>Warpwhistle
sure is warping me somewhere.
>>83470613
Oh yeah when Jasper forcefully pulled her off the hand ship in The return Lapis was totally hostile
>>83470596
>>83470623
I don't.
>>83470619
Here lies anon, who was banned for three days
>>83470613
It was an error thanks to wildcard OP Lapis
I do not feel this makes "Lapis more intelligent than Jasper"
>>83470636
>getting banned three days forLION AROUND
Really?
Go to Hell, Steven.
I love fangs.
>>83470663
>Lapis with fangs
No
Just no
>>83470657
The fuck you talking about?
>>83470657
Really? I only got silenced for 15 minutes. I'm not even sure it was a mod.
>>83470667
>short bow is just as big as the person using it
>>83470663
>Trying to induct blue gem into the fang gang
>>83470646
I feel like Jasper made unbelievably poor decisions that ruined a milk run, and cost them a fight they should have easily won.
She's right above the Rubies until she gets her shit together.
>>83470613
>focusing on Steven
You mean infamous rebel leader "Rose Quartz".
>underestimating Garnet
I think she was being cocky in her smack-talk for sure, but gave it her best in the fight.
>>83470662
Why would you say that to poor Steven?
>>83470680
That's really what you're criticizing with that image?
>>83470692
Steven is an abomination.
He deserves to go to hell.
>>83470700
Yes.
>>83470692
Because he's a Jew.
>>83470663
So do I.Hope I don't get wacky-malleted for this
>>83470690
She got baited into fighting near important ship systems.
Heel turn when?
>>83470689
Add up all the dumb as shit stunts lapis pulled and she'll butt up next to the rubies
or is she excused from stupidity as trying to stretch an ocean to another galaxy because she was "so stressed out"
>>83470688
>fang gang
HA!
>>83470722
Oh well.
Fusion dance-off episode when?
>>83470722
I miss the old days when a ban for "racism" could occasionally be presented to you with a banner of characters in blackface.
>>83470704
Shhhhh, it's a secret.
When will Lars go evil?
>>83470743
>post deleted
But why
>>83470196
Taught her about human anatomy first, then took her to pound town. Now that takes charisma
>>83470740
What if that's the plot to KYF? The fusions have a dance party.
When will Steven go to toon town?
>>83470714
>image
I have several questions.
>>83470713
No he isn't! He's a Christian now!
>>83470754
He already is, just incompetent
>>83470766
WE ARE THE CHRISTIAN GEMS
Hot dogs are really super, much better than porkchops.
>>83470794
I forget what a porkchop is
>>83470765
Yeah, I didn't have the less suspect images.
What card games does Steven play?
>>83470794
Especially good ol' turkey dogs.
>>83470596
>we can even get Malachite back!
better idea
>>83470813
That looks fucking horrible.
>>83470802
it's like a lambchop
but from a pig
>>83470813
But why is pink?
>>83470813
Stevonnie/Lapis fusion
No thank you, I'd much rather a Lapis/Steven fusion.
>>83470805
Guy Fighter
Card Wars
Old Maid
Uno
Dos
Gem Rummy
>>83470722
Truly the end times
>>83470813
Please keep Connie out of any and all future fusions.
Thanks.
>>83470813
Wouldn't the wings be much bigger if Lapis fused with someone else?
>>83470619
I would have liked a pun.
>>83470813
>>83470826
I want to see a Steven/gem fusion, but I admit that I'm curious if Steven could fuse to humans and gems at the same time like some fusion intermediary.
>>83470826
How pissed will Lapis be when she learns Steven fussed with Connie before him?
>>83470722
>>83470854
I don't think that would make her mad though.
>>83470854
I don't know, and I don't think she particularly cares for fusion, but just imagine Pearl reacting to not bring the first Gem that Steven fuses with.
>>83470853
Well, what good would a bridge who can't support everyone be?
>>83470854
fusing for pleasure and intimacy would be just as foreign a concept for her as it was for Jasper and Peridot
>>83470758
The temporary block said it was off topic.
>extraterrestrial gestalt lifeform
>has a West London accent
Especially weird considering her components sound American.
>>83470298
Are... are you hitting on me?
>>83470887
8==D
>>83470884
I think they were going for that Scwharzeneggar-esque thing where his voice was the perfect fit for a Terminator because his voice wasn't quite "right".
>>83470887
Maybe
>>83470884
Does it bother you(that much)?
>>83470884
>Britbong gem Best gem
Sounds about right
>>83470887
Blue sluts belong on superior gem cock.
>>83470882
That's fucking bullshit.
>>83470776
WE'LL PRAISE THE LORD TODAY
AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T
YOU'RE GONNA GO TO HELL
>>83470884
>Garnet is the only gem to tell steven he loves him
And how is she not best mom?
>>83470948
>implying mods do anything without the purpose of antagonize us
>>83470922
Only maybe?"Maybe" you can take me out to lunch later when I'm done working the beat.
>>83470959
Because she didnt check her fucking volume
>>83470688
>Gayer than Garnet
Is this even legal?
>>83470959
She's a shit mom. She can't even do anything to infants but terrorize them.
I can't make out the canon name of the leader. is it DOL? with just one L?
>>83470942
What the fuck are they even doing? I swear gems just make shit up half the time they dance.
Best fusions?
>>83470923
Not really. It's just a bit silly. Then again, maybe the Brits actually picked up the accent from her.
>>83470940
>tfw Garnet will never ask you "Would ya like a spo' 'o tea, mate?"
Does garnet like tea?
>>83470985
Now I wanna hear Garnet say mate at the end of a sentence.
>>83470884
we should get more gems with accents then.
>>83471010
Opal with an Australian accent
>>83470843
You need a Lamar for this.
>>83470969
Lel
>>83470973
Doc like in the Snow White dwarves.
>>83470973
Forgot to post pic.
>>83470959
And Peridot is the only gem Steven ever told to he loves her :^)
>>83470196
>>83470969
Not on homeworld. But what happens on Earth stays on Earth.
>>83470837
She's gonna be in the Temple Fusion. Accept it.
>>83470959
Steven knows that Pearl is the best mom, his dreams betray what his mind knows. Garnet is nothing but a cool neighbour to him.
>>83471023
Thanks.
Is shoulder Ruby called Arm1, or is that 1 supposed to be an other letter?
>>83470577
I just got off work.
>>83470964
well they do it for free.
>>83470967
If your'e lucky
Is it wrong that I want all the Rubies to fight Sapphire
>>83470663
where does this fang meme come from?
>>83470261
>>83470959
She is though.
>>83470969
I don;t think that's physically possible. Garnet is literally made of lesbians. Said lesbians even follow the classic butch/femme dynamic.
>>83471002
Same. She needs to do at least one "oi" as well.
>>83470959
I think it's more that Garnet hasn't been as expressive with her emotions before, so Steven already knows Pearl and Amethyst love him.
>>83471010
I always wonder why they don't give Alexandrite a russian accent, since the stone originates from Russia.
>>83471061
I want the Hit the Diamond Episode being redone as a comic, but with Doc actually looking like this.
>>83471073
>Amethyst love him.
Hey Steven I'm gonna turn into you dead mom and taunt your father with it.
>>83471050
Haha, anon
"Army"
>>83471063
Friend Ship.
>>83470794
You fucking take that back.
Porkchops and applesauce are the shit.
>>83471061
Is this incest or selfcest?
>>83470959
She is best mom, that's an absolute, objective non changeable truth, anon, she protects him, she's supportive and she knows what's best for him, Pearl is weak and yall niggas know it, amy is more like a sister than anything else.
Daily reminder that "could a gun kill a gem" discussions are pointless since the show is very inconsistent on how tough the gems really are (an object that weighs several tons falls on Peridot but she survives, but Lapis gem gets cracked when someone steps on it).
So... by that naming our Ruby should be named Handy? Or... Mrs. Hands?
>>83471095
uh?
>>83471031
Why is fag ruby named navy?
>>83471109
That's cause lapis is making shit up
>>83471114
Because the ocean is gay.
OI, LISTEN UP YA BLOODY WANKERS._________________Legs.____________
>>83471093
>>83471023
Of course.
Thanks again. Am I a shitty reader, or has Sugar a shitty hand-writing?
>>83471113
Pearl had visible fangs in several scenes during the episode and people latched onto it.
>>83471061
"fight"
>>83471114
Gem on Naval retard
>>83471109
Lapis just gives up being whole, what a loser.
>>83471063
It was a theory that gems are like cats or someshit, it was garbage, but some people liked it.
>>83471103
Both.
>>83471033
Brutal
>>83471132
It's pretty shitty, not just you
>>83471132
Your a shit reader
>>83471133
Pics?
>>83471065
>I don;t think that's physically possible.
Actually, it's possible to fuse Navy and Sapphire. Resulting Garnet will be far gayer.
>>83471109
>but Lapis gem gets cracked when someone steps on it).
Trampled by hundreds and hundreds of gem. Running for their life. Not really the same thing.
>>83471061
>fight
you mean fuck sapphire
>>83471152
>Your a shit reader
damn
>>83471157
But a gun could kill a gem right
>>83471031
Is it just me, or is Navy coming on to Doc?
>>83471103
Oh, okay, it's not just me.
steven after not surviving
>>83471128
What legs?
>>83471152
>tfw you had a SU dream
>steven has a room that makes anything he wants a reality
Kids gonna have an awesome puberty
>>83471170
Sorry m8
>>83471172
Same fag
>>83471170
Screw that guy listen to my post >>83471151
>>83471180
>tfw you never had a SU dream
>>83471103
neither. its just sticking to people of your own ethnicity
