MCU Ranking Thread!
Post yours, defend it against others critiques, mock theirs, spend hours in seething comment trains that will eventually be lost into the void of meaningless in which all we do is someday subsumed!
Mine:
Iron Man > Guardians of the Galaxy > Age of Ultron > Winter Soldier > Avengers > Civil War > Iron Man 3 > Thor > Captain America > Ant-Man > Thor 2 > Incredible Hulk > Iron Man 2
>ironman at the top
>aou above civil war
Stop
>>83190681
I know I'm the minority with Ultron but honestly I left that movie feeling like it was everything I never thought a comic book movie would dare to be. When that city started flying I was just thinking 'holy fuck this really is a super hero comic come to life'
Right from the beginning with the Avengers tearing through Hydra mooks it established that tone too, it's weird to me that so few people were able to get on its wavelength.
Was it a bit of a mess at parts? Absolutely, but so is every other MCU film except Iron Man.
But that movie delivered in every way I always wanted a superhero movie to deliver.
>>83190681
What could be above Iron Man? I thought it was universally considered the best of the bunch
>>83190614
>AoU so high
>ANTS so low
Delete this thread
>Iron Man
>Civil War
>Guardians of the Galaxy
>Avengers
>Winter Soldier
>Ant-Man
>Age of Ultron
>Captain America
>Iron Man 3
>Thor 2
>Thor
>Iron Man 2
>Incredible Hulk
>>83190614
IM1, Ant Man, Cap 1, GOTG, Incredible Hulk, Civil War.
Everything else is garbage. TWS literally made me almost puke in the theater from the shakey cam and quick cuts.
>>83191330
Thor 2 above Thor? Do you even character arc??
>>83191432
Sounds like you're a pussy
>Civil War/Avengers
>Guardians of the Galaxy
>Incredible Hulk/Ant-Man
>Winter Soldier
>AOU
>Thor 1/Captain America 1/Iron Man 1
>Iron Man 3
>Iron Man 2
>Thor 2
>>83190614
>Celery-Man
>not Little Danson Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umgUDUxHKfY
>>83191464
There were actually a lot of ppl in my theater that had to leave
>>83191432
Wow your a fucking faggot pansy
>>83191681
Its an awful movie.
>>83191669
Sounds like you live in a town full of pussies
>>83191450
I know, I know. I just found the first Thor to be a bit boring. Thor 2 just barely edges it out because I liked Kurse and the itneractions between Loki and Thor. I think Thor 1 is objectively the better of the two though.
>>83191432
>TWS literally made me almost puke in the theater
Quick, everybody!
Get in here and laugh at this mook!
>>83191742
I mean it was widely reported to make people sick. Idk where youve been.
Winter Soldier
Iron Man
Civil War
Ant-Man
First Avenger
Guardians of the Galaxy
The Avengers
Age of Ultron
Thor
The Incredible Hulk
Iron Man 3
Thor 2
Iron Man 2
Winter Soldier>Civil War>iron Man 1>Antman>avengers>power gap
Everything else is worthless.
I will say though that Thor 1 is not as bad as I remember. It's just Portman and dennings that are fucking painful
>>83190840
I hear you. I get the criticisms but I thought it was pretty good as well, aside from a few too many flat jokes. Liked it more than the first one.
>>83191733
Yeah that's fair actually.
I would say that Thor 2 is the funniest MCU movie. Lot of good physical humor on top of the standard quipy script.
>>83191783
>>83191470
All these low low rankings for Iron Man 3. How can y'all have so little love for Shane Black. Man's a master. Ain't y'all seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?
Objectively true ranking coming through
1. Winter Soldier
2. Civil War
3. Ant-Man
4. Guardians of the Galaxy
5. Iron Man
6. The First Avenger
7. Avengers
8. Avengers Age of Quiptron
9. Thor
10. Iron Man 2
11. Iron Man 3
12. Incredible Hulk
13. Thor 2
>>83191954
Cut the check.
>>83191954
Bretty good. Also
CUT THE CHECK
>>83191928
Eh, it was alright. My big issue with it is that it suffered from not having an interesting villain and there could have been more suited up Tony. The Mandarin twist wouldn't have been nearly as bad if the actual villain was cool, but Killian was really boring.
>>83190614
THOR ABOVE ANTMAN
ABOVE THE FIRST CAPTAIN AMERICA
SOMEBODY CALL GOD BECAUSE THIS BELONGS IN HELL A S A P
>>83191954
>Bland as fuck with two or three good scenes Ant-Man above the flawless plot and effortless charm of Iron Man AND the delightful adventure of GotG
>The utter mediocrity of Iron Man 2 above the at least humorous Thor 2
>The stakes free implausibility chain that is Civil War above Avengers
Not even close
>>83192124
These fucks actually like thor what the hell. Thor is on par with man of shit.
>>83192124
>flawless plot, effortless charm, delightful adventure
Sounds like ANTS to me
Thor 2 is widely seen as the worst MCU film. It has 2 good jokes and the rest is mediocre as fuck, I don't know why you would describe it as "humorous" unless you mean laughably bad.
Civil War is better than Avengers in almost every way. Avengers has boring Whedon direction and OOC Cap.
i believe that iron man 2 has some really great character moments that make the movie for me. I believe it's severely underrated. Could a used some more Gendy storyboards though
>>83191432
Yeah I think that was honestly the worst fight scenes I've ever seen in cape media aside from Jessica Jones
>>83192083
Captain America's first half is god tier but it totally lost focus after that and turned into a snooze fest.
Ant-Man had two good scenes, the miniature fight and the trippy subatomic adventure, the rest of the movie couldn't even be saved by Paul Rudds charm and that's saying something.
Thor might not be perfect but it had solid drama, a good character arc, some entertaining action and some nice humor. It's a solid movie.
>>83192250
Iron Man 2 is alright. Not nearly as good as the first but it's decent, I don't know why people shit on it so much. Rhodey was awesome in it and the final showdown is fun.
The villain is completely garbage though, no doubt about that.
>>83192285
Every ANTS scene is good.
>>83192191
Whedon does have tv level skills at directing actors but he either knows how to do a big action set piece or knows who to delegate to because both Avengers had some of the best group based action ive ever seen. It always felt like everyone was doing something and they were constantly connecting in interesting ways.
That hanger fight in Civil War had a bunch of great individual scenes but as a whole felt really disconnected and stilted.
Also at least Avengers 1 had the benefit of actual consequences. The Avengers exist now! Things are different! Each character got an arc!
God I miss that.
>>83192250
God that Gendy fight is spectacular. Why haven't they used him again. Why doesn't every movie use him.
>>83192440
Yeah the fact that Bucky has gotten two movies about him and is STILL not Cap's sidekick is pretty fucking annoying.
Ant-Man is literally perfect, the only people who don't like it are those who were all
>Ant-Man will be MCU's first bomb!!
>>83192440
>actual consequences
Like the Avengers being split up, Bucky frozen in Wakanda, Spider-Man and Black Panther being introduced? Every character got an arc in Civil War too.
>>83192495
Falcon is his sidekick.
>>83192524
No, Falcon is his ally. Bucky should be his sidekick.
What /co/ will tell you:
Winter Soldier > Iron Man > Avengers > Guardians of the Galaxy > Civil War > Ant-Man > Age of Ultron > Thor > Captain America >>>>> Iron Man 3 > Incredible Hulk > Iron Man 2 > Thor 2
What normal people will tell you:
first 2/3 of almost every Marvel movie >>>> same boring, extended action sequence taking up the remaining 40 minutes every time
>>83192551
Falcon is better.
>>83192580
Shut your faggot coon loving mouth
>>83192567
Nice normie opinion
>>83192590
>le current year
>being racist
This does not cut the check
>>83190614
>First Avenger that low
>Iron Man that high
You don' goofed son
>>83192626
Quiet coal burner
>>83192646
Iron Man is an amazing movie, anon.
>>83192658
Nice meme
>>83192646
>he thinks iron man isn't top 5 atleast.
Hi contrarian-man
>>83192590
>I'm on 4chan so I have to be racist
Spotted the newfag
>>83192710
Who says I didn't? It is arguably the third best movie behind Winter Soldier and First Avenger. It is just ridiculous to put it that high.
>>83190614
Slightly off topic but does anyone else love the fact that PAUL RUDD of all people is now one of the biggest superhero actors in the world?
Go back in time just ten years not a lot and tell people Iron Man vs Captain America will be a bigger movie than Batman v Superman and that goofy 40something nice guy comediac actor from Friends and who cameos in Judd Apatow movies will be one of the biggest and most critically acclaimed superheroes in the world, you'd get laughed off.
>>83192739
It's ridiculous to put it at 1 rather than 3? It's that much of a crime? Opinions anon.
>>83190840
It was definitely a mess but I hear you. I look back and it's probably the most "comic book" MCU film we've had so far. It was so unapologetic of its roots for better or for worse. While I wouldn't rank it super high, it's definitely far from touching any of the lows for me.
>>83192773
I always knew Tayne was destined for greatness
For real, he was 90% of the reason I wanted to see Ant-Man
>>83192739
Not really. There's a reason it kickstarted this whole universe, it's a very well done movie. Probably still the best ending in the MCU.
>>83192773
It is actually rather great desu. To think of all the actors who have been brought to stardom status thanks to the MCU, specially Chris Evans post the trainwreck that were the FF movies, is great.
>>83192836
The guy is pretty down on himself too. He's a great actor. He plays a great human torch and cap, two completely different characters.
>>83192733
Too kek you little tumblrinas are so easy to troll
>>83192918
>says something racist
>"hey that's racist"
>LOL I TROLLD U
>>83190614
Civil War
Winter Soldier
Thor
First Avenger
Thor 2
Iron Man
>Eating Garbage
The rest
>>83192918
>be an edgy newfag
>call black people niggers
>get called out for your edgy newfaginess
>"lol y-y-you got trolled"
You need to be atleast 18 to post here, anon>>83192918
>>83192901
I think I remember hearing that he repeteadly told Marvel no and that he wasn't interested. They must've convinced him with a garbage truck full of cash.
>>83193079
I guess it all worked out cause he loves playing the character
>>83192960
>>83193064
Lel I've been here longer than than youve been over 18. Fuck off little tumblrinas this isnt a safe space.
>>83193121
Here's your (you)
>>83192960
>>83193064
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>83192477
Fightkino
>>83193079
They almost signed Sebastian Stan to be Cap and even the concept art for First Avenger uses him as the face model for the character.
Civil War
Winter Soldier
Ultron
Ant-Man
GotG
Iron Man 1
First Avenger
Avengers
Iron Man 3
Iron Man 2
Hulk
Thor
Thor 2
>>83193517
>Ultron 3rd and above Ant-Man, GotG, Iron Man, First Avenger, and Avengers
Yo wtf
>Guardians of the Galaxy
>Civil War
>Winter Soldier
>Avengers
>Iron Man
>Ant Man
>Age of Ulton
>Cap First Avenger
>Dark World
>Iron Man 2
>Thor
>Iron Man 3
Think I got em all. Except Hulk because I still haven't seen that one.
Couldn't imagine anyone other than Evans in the role. Much better than any of the people the fandom suggested like Aaron Eckhart or Brad Pitt say. He just has that goofy nice guy slightly dorky heart the Steve would have especially pre-serum and post being thawed out of ice, which I don't think other actors could nail. Plus y'know n-no homo.
>Winter Soldier
>Ant-Man
>Guardians of the Galaxy
>Civil War
>Iron Man
>Avengers
>Iron Man 3
>First Avenger
>Thor
>Age of Ultron
>Thor 2
>Iron Man 2
>Incredible Hulk
Honestly ANTS is pretty underrated, Douglas is a great Pym and Rudd does a good Lang
>>83192646
Iron Man is legit one of the best superheroe movies period let alone MCU movie. But agreed Cap First Avenger is criminally underrated. I loved it as a stand alone film and it works even better in hindsight as the first part of the triology.
>>83193894
Paramount thought otherwise, as all of these were nearly given the role of Cap and one of them might have been signed up as Cap before Evans became interested on the role:
Sebastian Stan.
Channing Tatum.
Garrett Hedlund.
Scott Porter.
Mike Vogel.
Wilson Bethel.
Michael Cassidy.
Jensen Ackles.
Chace Crawford.
Kellan Lutz.
Robert Buckley.
Ryan Phillipe.
Alexander Skarsgard.
>>83193929
Don't forget scene stealing Luis and badass Hope
Everyone was on point in that movie, even Cross's actor did the best he could with what he was given
>>83193997
I see Ackles as someone that's more for the role of Jason Todd.
>>83193997
>Sebastian Stan
Thank goodness he didn't get the role. Cap needs to have charisma and charm oozing from his pores.
>>83194296
Agreed. Stan is a perfect Winter Soldier but couldn't imagine him as Steve. Maybe Ultimate Steve. And even then Ultimate Steve while being a douche was still charismatic as fuck.
>>83191954
CUT THE CHECK
>>83194741
You know he's probably becoming BuckyCap, right? After all, he has the bigger contract of all the MCU actors and better use him. I would be happy with a couple BuckyCap movies (maybe one centering around his trial) and then sending him off with a Winter Soldier as an Avenger solo movie.
>>83194848
Boring, FalconCap would be better
>>83195017
No it wouldn't. Stop just saying that to be progressive. BuckCap is easily superior and makes way more sense.
>>83195090
>it involves black guy so people must only like it to look progressive
Kill yourself.
>>83195124
Give a good reason.
>>83195090
>brainwashed murderer becoming Captain America makes more sense than an upstanding veteran
Mmkay
>>83195176
There's a reason why they are introducing Doctor Strange and putting him on a freezer.
>>83195162
Falcon
>has cool, unique skillset with wings and Redwing
>modern veteran instead of just Cap again, new angle
>likable, charming
>not a brainwashed murderer, can't be controlled with a few codewords
>cuts the check
Buckyboy
>just punches people
>same war as Cap, been done
>gruff and tuff
>brainwashed murderer, could go off the rails
>does not cut the check
>B-B-BUT YOU CAN ONLY LIKE BLACK CHARACTERS IF YOU'RE A PC KEK PROGRESSIVE LIBKEK!!!
>>83195277
What does that even mean?
>>83195348
Because they can use Doctor Stranger's telekinesis to cure Bucky from Hydra's brainwashing.
Also, your list of reasons is shit. Bucky is as worthy of being Cap as Falcon. I would say even more, as he endured 70 years of brainwashing at the hands of both the Soviet Union and HYDRA.
>>83195515
No, your reasons are shit.
See, I can do it too.
>>83195348
Except you know Falcon is a normal guy and has none of Caps powerset and Bucky has Caps entire powerset.
>>83195651
The entire message of The First Avenger is that it's about the person, not the power.
Checkmate.
>>83195696
But Caps villains would literally murder and rape Falcon.
>>83195827
The only Cap villain that would do that so far is Bucky and he's a good guy now
>>83195884
Red Skull would have, Crossbones would have, Zemo would have.
>>83195926
>Red Skull
They directly fought one time, also call me when Red Skull can fly
>Crossbones
Falcon already held his own against him
>Zemo
Lmao wut? He wasn't even a fighter.
Stop being racist anon, it's current year.
>>83190614
Definitive Good Taste ranking:
Guardians of the Galaxy > Captain America: Winter Soldier > The Avengers > Captain America: The First Avenger > Thor: The Dark World > Captain America: Civil War > Iron man 3 > The Incredible Hulk > Iron man > Iron man 2 > Age of Ultron
>>83196093
>definitive
>no Ant-Man
Embarrassing t b h
Civil War > Winter Soldier > Avengers > ANT-man > Incredible Hulk > Guardians > Age of Ultron > Iron Man 3 > Thor > Thor 2 > Iron Man 2
I need more Paul Rudd in all the future Marvel movies.
>>83196250
>tfw Ant Man and The Wasp will be the best MCU film yet
GOTG is my favorite hands-down, I love cosmic stuff. Looking forward to v2 more than anything else right now.
All of Cap's movies are great. I love the first one especially for the retro sci-fi theme.
Iron Man 1 still holds up real well for me still. 3 was pretty fun as a standalone movie.
I like Avengers 2 more than the first overall.
>>83196300
In ANTS we trust, friend.
Also forgot to put in Cap First Avenger in there, slot it in between Guardians and Age of Ultron.
>>83196300
In Tayne we trust
>>83196003
Im not racist. You are racist for just wanting Cap to be black for the sake of him being Black. I prefer Sam to have his own identity thank you.
>>83196518
>wanting Cap to be black for the sake of him being Black
You say you're not racist but the only way someone could like a black character is because they're black. Okay, buddy.
>>83190681
Iron Man is the best film, period.
>>83196565
>ignoring the whole second half of my sentence
No I just dont think Sam needs to be in Caps shadow when he is his own man with his own identity as Falcon. I bet you are a spoiled middle class white kid though and can't grasp that.
>>83191611
>not Tiny Tayne
>>83192250
Iron Man 2 is severely underrated.
>>83196660
So you're posting irrelevant bullshit and assumptions. Got it.
>>83196723
Kek so true huh? Fuck off whitey we dont need you championing for us
>>83196753
You mad? Yeah you mad.
>>83196607
I gotta agree, it's somehow retaining a good balance of being well remembered for being one of those important turning point for comic book films and just a good, solid, standalone film.
>>83196365
Okay someones gotta tell me where ANTS comes from. Is it something specific? I don't remember it in the movie.
>>83196877
Prepare yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyGwMqMCta4
>>83196908
Oh fuck that's good.
I feel baptised. Born again. Finally I'm on board this train!
ANTS
ANTS
NN
T T
S S
>>83190840
I feel you bruh specially for this "this really is a super hero comic come to life", specially when Fury came with the helicarrier. That scene gave me the feeling of: "This is what heroes are all about".
>>83196908
That ad is so good it makes me like Ant-Man more
>Guardians of the Galaxy
>Ant-Man
>Captain America: The Winter Soldier
>Captain America: Civil War
>The Avengers
>Captain America: The First Avenger
>Iron Man 3
>Avengers: Age of Ultron
>Iron Man
>Iron Man 2
>Thor: The Dark World
>Thor
Haven't seen Incredible Hulk. My rankings of the Iron Man movies will probably give me a lot of shit.
>>83192250
The dumb silly scenes with Mickey Rourke and Sam Rockwell are so fucking good. Probably those scenes alone make it more fun to rewatch than Iron Man 1 in my opinion.
