Batman! I've just received an urgent message from-- uhh.. The Riddler! It says here... let me see...
>"You have 24 hours to rape The Joker, or else... (um)...
>"or else Gotham City... will explode!"
Boy, he's really laying these clues on thick this time, eh Batman? I think it's clear what you have to do. We're fully prepared to issue a legal pardon on your behalf for this sex crime just so long as you can save our fair city. Godspeed, caped crusader!
Rape the Joker?
Hmm, this can't possibly mean The Joker, as in, my enemy. The Riddler is never that straightforward. He must be talking about the playing card itself! 'Raping the Joker' is just a way of saying that the number of a playing card is big enough for my penis. Since my batdick is a width of 1 inch, he must be talking about an Ace card.
If the King card is 13, then the Joker must be 14. Combine 14 with the Ace, and you get 15. Add 24 hours to that, which is one day, so 15 plus 1 is 16! This means that The Riddler plans to kill the top 16 poker players. But how?
He'd gather them together somewhere in Gotham City, and use explosives to kill them, and take all of their money!
Where in Gotham City, though, and when? The "um" tells us! It means Under Moon. He plans to do it in the Gotham Observatory, during the next full moon!
Thank you, Gordon, not a moment to lose!
>>83041591
Fucking kek. This is a forced meme that i originally hated, but its growing on me.
>>83042676
It's gotten better after it's established itself, and began switching things up.
Sort of like baneposting, but obviously nowhere near that big.
>>83041896
There's a flaw in your logic Batman, how can the Riddler possibly know your penis size? Did he check it while you were knocked out and being tied to a death trap?
>Batman!
It's Buttman. At least get the name right.
>>83045276
>nowhere near that big
Not yet.
>>83045425
Poison Ivy must have told him! Tending her garden wasn't even worth it, I was scratching those itches for weeks!
>>83041591
You can do it, Gordon of Earth-60!
>>83045276
> "Big"
For you
>>83045276
>obviously nowhere near that big
just give it time
