My name is Blossom and I'm here to say...
>>83155438
F U C
K K K
...I love fruity pebbles in a major way.
>>83155438
NuPPG needs to GO AWAY
So Preacher is a shitty show and an even worse adaptation. Any chance it'll get cancelled one season in, despite the positive reviews?
>>83155351
>HBO
Yeah no, that's cosplay, you ain't follin anyone
>>83155351
If you get a bj from arseface is it considered anal or oral?
The show isn't half bad if you go in knowing nothing about the source material.
That beings said normies will eat it up just like Walking Dead.
I've been excited about rebirth overall. However, the shit they got going with post crisis superman and new 52 superman is so convoluted and stupid it's really putting me off from wanting to try any of the rebirth superman titles. How could they fuck this up so bad?
What's going to happen with New52 Superman?
inb4 he becomes a villain
>>83155176
He's dead Jim
What's convoluted about it? It's pretty straight forward.
>tfw the Joker I'm working for gives shittier benefits than the Joker my cousin works for
Goddamnit
>>83154735
You think you've got it bad? My Joker keeps slipping shit into the water cooler. You wake up with your asshole bleeding and your wrists tied together with a batarang rope, and the boss comes slinking back in giggling "Is he gooone?" like a goddamn clown.
>henching for one of the lunatic jokers instead of someone respectable like the penguin
That was your first mistake
>>83154735
>>83154933
Hello fellow hench-people. I am also a hench-person, looking for a well established villain, to hench for. Please do tell, about these THREE different Jokers!
and this is why i stopped reading marvel comics
>>83154618
Ok, bye.
Literally the only Marvel comic I'm reading is Moon Knight and I don't expect that to last.
>>83154618
Can't you go to one of the five threads that are up already
Did Rebirth #1 imply that this guy isDoctor Manhattanor am I just a fucking retard?
>>83154445
>spoiler or retarded
Can't it be both?
I thought the it was implied in Multiversity that he was Ultra Comics.
I don't think DC actually pays enough attention to Morrison's stuff for that. The next writers just gleam whatever surface stuff they want and move on. It could be neat, but doubtful.
Why are superhero comics so retarded?
>>83154394
Because you're a jaded fuck who needs serious hobbies to validate his manhood
>>83154394
>not liking Batcow
>>83154437
What are some recommended JSA comics?
Rebirth got me hyped, but I'm not very familiar with these characters.
Geoff Johns' run is the definitive JSA.
>>83154248
If you want to read a bunch in order, a good place to hit is the Parobeck short run in the 90s, realize they got fucked up by Zero Hour, then Robinson Starman, Johns Stars and S.T.R.I.P.E., into Robinson/Goyer (yes, that Goyer)/Johns JSA.
I haven't read, but Johns wrote it from 1999-2008, so probably that
So Johns is still the undisputed modern master of cape comics?
>>83154115
He was always shit. His husbandos are shit, his JSA is wanking muh Golden Age, Aquaman is shitty Namor and nobody gives a fuck about him and he raped New Gods.
>>83154191
Fuck off Moore
>>83154191
>He was always shit.
His Green Lantern run is a modern classic
>his JSA is wanking muh Golden Age
Not a bad thing
>Aquaman is shitty Namor
It was a harmless 12 issue run
Alright /co/, I'm sick of the Big Two and their retarded gimmicks. Can you recommend me some good indie comics that are coming out right now?
If it helps, I enjoy action, high concept stuff and character driven stories. Not necessarily from Image, didn't know what other pic to use.
>>83154076
Just read any Valiant series other than Faith. Same Big Two flavor without the shit aftertaste.
Sadly most Image stuff is just transparent TV and movie pitches. Decent first arcs but they almost all fall off after that.
There are no good comics.
Chew is close to ending, but I highly recommend the trades/omnivore editions.
Descender and Empty Zone are my current pull list from Image that are solid.
If Vertigo counts, then check out Sheriff of Babylon.
Are there any characters that should just be retired because they've been milked so dry that there's nothing worthwhile left to do with them?
>>83153799
Characters I don't like, especially when they do stories I don't care about.
>>83153799
Ghost Rider
Tim Drake
Gambit
Hulk (Banner)
Cyborg
Deadman
Black Widow
Quicksilver
why educative cartoons are not relevant anymore?
>>83153378
Because things like anime are already educational as it would viewers about Japanese culture.
>>83154907
has there been any news about that new Magic School-bus series?
Come on, man, I'm...
>>83153020
a meme
>>83154397
Meme off bro
>>83154446
you and meme
I don't get it /co/. If the new 52 is just post crisis with 10 years stolen from these characters. Then what the fuck is up with post crisis superman and new 52 superman? Shouldn't new 52 superman just be post crisis superman 10 years younger? Why does post crisis superman still exist?
>it's a DC fucks up continuity even further episode
>>83152288
Because he escaped from time right before the Flashpoint so the universe had to replace him
>>83152288
I forgot what issue but its explained he and Lois escaped the event that caused Nu52.
So just like Wally the universe tried to replace him.
They chose whoever nu52.
Which brings the question of who the fuck he was.
Because the universe chose the black Wally most likely due to having the same name and family connection to Barry.
So why was this Superman chosen?
I want to get into cartoons
Other than Adventure Time, Avatar and Rick & Morty what else over the last 5 years has been noteable?
>>83152271
SU and MLP would be the perfect shows to watch.
Gravity Falls too.
>>83152311
>MLP
I'm not sure if you're serious or no, SU sounds like a legitimate suggestion