m'Malformed lady
I wonder what triggers /co/ more, the shipping or the meme reference?
>>84487946
>shipping
She likes them old, huh?
Why is batman in the background?
>supposed to be this great cook
>doesn't know turkey burgers exist
>>84487829
> GREAT cook
>>84487829
>turkey burgers
Kill
Your
Self
>not knowing about a dumb bullshit fad means you're not a great cook
ITT:
Capes who don't bother with alter-egos and are infamously known by their public identities
Most of Avengers and X-Men?
Guy Gardner
I would pay literally an infinite amount of money if, in the final issue of Civil War II, Carol walks into a room, and Bruce Banner and James Rhodes are just sitting there, drinking some coffee. Carol is like "Okay, I'm SURE you two died."
And Rhodey shrugs. "Yeah, but we got better," and there is literally no further comment nor explanation on anyone's part.
It's how the event started, it's how it ought to end. It's what we call "Thematic consistency."
>>84487782
Doc Samson has always been a Fabio turbofaggot right?
Why is Carol Danvers pushed so fucking hard lately? She's more popular than Spiderman now
>>84487793
>Doc Samson has always been a Fabio turbofaggot right?
Back in the 1980s he was classified in the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe as a turbofaggot, but later received an upgrade from The Leader which elevated him to Hyperassrammer, and despite various retcons and disregard for his continuity since then, I believe that this classification still stands today.
>>84487793
>Why is Carol Danvers pushed so fucking hard lately?
Because she is the token female that Marvel has to stick up the front with Cap, Stark etc
They used her instead of someone like She-Hulk or anything because there is a rabid fanbase called the Carol Corps which gives her an automatic fan foundation no matter what
I had a nightmare that the Samurai Jack revival series turned out to be shit and everyone on /co/ called it Samurai Just
>>84487753
thanks, Ulysses, now we know what to call it
>not Just Jack
>>84487792
>not Just Jackshit
Enough is enough. You either rape him or you rape me.
> either
It's not rape if you want it, Jason.
Everyone's talking about how DC has BTFO'd Marvel, but I'm only seeing apathy about the vast majority of Rebirth titles. What's DC even putting out that's genuinely good or great?
Or is it just because Marvel is "muh diversity" and DC is "muh nostalgia"? Is Wally West showing up with none of his supporting cast really enough to make you guys go crawling back to DC?
>>84487261
Don't know where the hell you're getting the hate from mate, everywhere I go people are really supportive of Rebirth, other than the salty fucks who have a boner for EW52 Supes
>>84487298
Yes, people seem to "support" Rebirth, but I have yet to see anyone be actually enthusiastic about most of the actual titles themselves. The Bat-books, for example, seem to be getting "well, they're ALRIGHT, I guess".
>>84487371
Green Arrow is one of the best comics being published.
I thought you guys might want to see this.
>Recently, I was asked the simple question of “How would I fix Marvel?”. Rather than gloss over the question with a trademark dig like “fire Alonso”, I decided to do the reply justice and come up with a plan…. a long plan, that is. Seriously…this is really long, maybe the longest I have ever done here.
>Frankly, it’s a complicated issue, and I don’t want to gloss over it without substance.
>Today’s annnouncement...
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>https://richridernova.wordpress.com/2016/01/14/cbr-article-on-commic-industry-2015/
>Of course there are other things, macro issues, like folks reading less etc…that are all very real.
>Honestly though, when you extract Star Wars from the mix and factor in DC’s own shortcomings with the New 52 debacle, the market for superhero books is much closer…in fact with DC’s Rebirth picking up huge steam in sales and reorders, it appears the market share may be shifting more toward...
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>-Get a central editor for cosmic and stuff like the X line and make it all tie in together. Preferably this editor is the kind of guy / gal who respects continuity, recognizes it as an asset… yet is not a slave to it. New ideas and experiments are OK but we also respect the past and use it to our advantage. This editor needs to be a guy who can tell big egos that they need to fix something or change this and that. Again also a guy who listens to fans, respects them…but, so too, is not a slave to them.
>These are...
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>-Limit the amount of spin offs from properties to a reasonable level. “Avengers Everything” and “Spider Everything” at some point becomes a problem. This isn’t working anymore. Three or four spin offs are good enough.
>-Keep down extravagant retcons or character assassinations. They devalue the importance of stories, characters and followings and harm them more in the long run. You can’t make the history of your line floppy and unimportant. Stuff needs to matter.
>–Stop...
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Standoff 2, get hype.
>>84487160
>Hank Pymtron solo
I would be okay with Rich Rider tbqh
>>84487191
>Superior Foes 2: Superior Harder
>Ant-Man relaunch
WHAT COULD IT BE
Toy company Hasbro bought animation studio Boulder Media, and says it will start production on cartoons about Play-Doh, Monopoly, Clue, Transformers, and others.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hasbro-acquires-irish-animation-studio-910909
Are the 80's back now? Cartoons only exist to sell toys?
Gumbi reboot confirmed
Inhumanoids when?
ITS THAT TIME AGAIN.
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Really? This again? Fine.
>Some random Pebble and the Penguin characters
>No mention of Pooh at all
Well, that went better than expected.
>>84487114
.........so is this a Cringe thread or what?
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Thomas_meets_Alpha_Trion/Alpha_Trion_warns_Thomas
I got a script, what will you get?
Quickly scrolling down to see if there was an image to attach to my post I saw some characters that triggered me in the text.
>>84487141
Did someone make one really recently? Shoulda checked the archive.
>>84487142
No, it's a Pooh Adventures thread, it's a cringe thread yea, but not to post any cringe you come across, just...
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Miss him yet?
>>84486806
I liked this run and Superior Ironman.
I would like more "Superior" runs
>>84486806
no
edgy wanker, he was
didn't even crack jokes
>>84486806
Threadly reminder that the only good villain edgy Spiderman is Kraven Spiderman
The dock ock shit is retarded and over the top.
Who is best blonde?
>>84486216
Black canary all the way, power girl a close second
>>84486216
since when does sue have a beauty mark? shouldn't peeg look like an older version of supergirl?
Powergirl. Not even a contest.
So lets get this right - Marvel has:
>Killed The Hulk
>Given the Hammer to Jane Foster
>Made Captain America a member of Hydra
>Turned Iron Man into a fifteen year old black girl
>Are planning on killing the X-Men
All at the same time. Does Marvel just not like their silver-age characters or something? Like any one of those things could be totally fine, but all the same fucking time?
You know what...
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>>84486215
So lets get this right - Marvel has:
>Killed The Hulk
>Given the Hammer to Jane Foster
>Made Captain America a member of Hydra
>Turned Iron Man into a fifteen year old black girl
>tfw just got into comics
Oh boy what a time to want to die
>>84486215
I find it hard to believe you don't actually know, because this gets posted all the time
Who is /co/s most hated artist?
Pic related may be it besides Dobson of course.S-purple stole 190k from patreon supporters is suing breeding season
That super autistic asshole narcissist who draws inflation. I forget his name. Someone here will know who I'm talking about. I think it's one syllable?
>>84486002
Whoever the hell draws Squirrel Girl. I'm not even going to give it a shot because of how bad it is.