Why were older cartoons genuinely more funny?
MEANWHILE AT PROFESSOR X'S KITCHEN TABLE
IT'S RIDING AROUND WITHOUT ANY WHEELS! NOT EVEN THE SOUND OF A MOTOR!
What can I do for you mister?
TELL ME HOW TO REACH THE FAMOUS BAXTER BUILDING
It's a long way from here! You'd better get some gas!
NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! BESIDES FUEL IS FOR LESSER MEN! MY VEHICLE NEEDS NO GAS
>Dexter, Boy Genius
Who is the smartest man in /co/? Gods and shit don't count.
Does Doctor Manhattan count as a god?
He can see subatomic particles, so he basically has incanny knowledge on chemistry and physics. He invented a ton of shit, including electric car batteries and Rorschach's mask.
I just started watching king of the hill, i'm on season 4 and I just can't help but skip peggy episodes, they are so fucking boring and annoying. Do any of them get worth it?
What if the Punisher actually had this power?
Why does Mrs. Incredible and Ellie from Up have the same hair style?
so what exactly were all his powers?
>turn things to sand
>fuse people with walls
thats about it? what would happen if he amplified mystique's powers?
Apocalypse's gimmick in the film is he's a grumpy old man who is upset that things have changed and he isn't loved or respected anymore
this stuff is comedy gold
...for all the characters that have ceased to exist
Don't be no one's bitch!
Heathcliff wears Mr. Nutmeg's pants.
I'm a magical pokemon from another dimension.
The physics of this shield don't make sense to me.
If it absorbs vibrations to reflect off walls and bad guys' faces and shit, shouldn't Winter Soldier's fist just bounce harmlessly off? Also how does it get wedged in anything? There are several scenes of Cap in the movies, comics and cartoons trying to pryshit open with his shield, usually a door or a robot. How? Shouldn't it just bounce back immediately after coming into contact with a hard surface?
Can't they just retcon it, Wakanda and Black panther to be magic so or something?...
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ITT scenes that made you cry as a child because you related to them but couldn't figure out why you related to them until you were older.