Roast me /co/
>>78179880
You're a dog. You can't see colours.
That means you can't see the colours of the American flag.Commie.
>>78179880
You've fucked so many women you're responsible for more zoophiles than Islam.
>>78179880
The only good parts of Family Guy are when you get BTFO
I'm looking for a cartoon that I've been watching as a kid. For 15 years have seen no prove of its existence.
>Western cartoon from late '80 to '90
>Takes place in some exotic land or island, ships and underwater (ocean?)
>Main character is a young black haired guy with a broken sword (scimitar or something)
>People use some living creatures as diving masks
>Possible pirates in the setting
Help...
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>>78179766
if you're not trolling, It's pirates of dark water
https://youtu.be/I_5F1zYQF5M
>>78179861
Hell yeah, that's it. It aired in my country only once ages ago and none of my mates remember it. Thanks, anon.
FUCKING HELL SHIT
IT WAS CANCELLED
Why was it so perfect /co/? I loved its characters and humor, it could have went on forever without going stale yet it still got cancelled.
They were cartoon characters from different shows yet somehow Drawn Together.
There's more Swiss in this thread than a list of nazi collaborators
>>78179324
Because it legitimately didn't give a fuck.
Unlike the likes of Family guy and South Park, they weren't shitting in the street at the dead of night and then finding a place to hide and watch everyone's reactions; they shat in the street in broad daylight and wandered off without a word.
In a good way
>>78179324
They should bring it back with some twists, like replace Princess Clara with a Twilight Sparkle ripoff that serves the exact same function as Clara. Works especially well considering Tara uses Clara's voice to do her already.
There should also be a GRRRL power character making fun of Korra/AT/SU
The biggest question is "Which characters have become too irrelevent?"
>>78176642
Is it true GUYS THE LOUD HOUSE IS PREMIREING ON JANURAY 15th!!!
Source.
>>78179262
I'am the only person here who wants to see this show only for the family cute moments and not because of a sick desire of porn or incest shit?
>>78179539
Yeah, haha, me too.
I hope to see cute and funny family bonding episodes, like an episode where Lincoln's sisters try to force him to wear their clothes.
Haha. That would be funny.
>I hate superheroes. I think they're abominations. They don't mean what they used to mean. They were originally in the hands of writers who would actively expand the imagination of their nine- to 13-year-old audience. That was completely what they were meant to do and they were doing it excellently. These days, superhero comics think the audience is certainly not nine to 13, it's nothing to do with them. It's an audience largely of 30-, 40-, 50-, 60-year old men, usually men. Someone came up with the term graphic novel. These readers...
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>>78179245
>what did he mean by this?
Stop liking what I don't like.
>>78179245
Capeshit and their fans are scum
>>78179245
I kind of wonder what his reaction to the mlp fandom would be.
I don't get it
He's patting himself on the back basically.
He's happy that someone is drawing fan-art of his stuff.
Basically a completely masturbatory strip on how great he is.
>>78178807
he inspired a kid to draw and it makes him happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh7h2JFatSk
>>78178729
all those characters literally look like they are from other 3D movies.
>>78178729
There's no way people actually refer to astronauts as "astros"
What did she do that was so bad that she got kicked out?
Tony literally has blown up worlds, yet no one seems to give a shit about him. I mean the only thing that seems bad enough for her to get kicked out is accidental genocide
shes a dirty muzzie they need no other reason
>>78178719
>Tony literally has blown up worlds
in an entirely different story.
Lol at Jane on there. She looks like she has no idea where she is.
When will be released Samurai Jack? No news since the release of 2016?
>>78178709
They will probably burn through all the reruns before any new episodes show up. It would not surprise me if the new stuff was delayed until 2017 or 2018.
>>78178743
but they will not delayed. I ask if they wanna to release a pre new first episode before 2016.
December 31st 2016, at the latest.
How many angels would you fight for a cup of coffee?
>>78178601
Never been a huge coffee drinker. Beer on the other hand...
>>78178601
-1
I don't like coffee
>>78178657
I'll put you down for 1 angel, as a trial.
Let me get this straight. The bad guy's plan was to release a chemical agent to make people sick, then eventually give them the cure to become a hero.
But in order to do this, he planned on releasing the chemical from the top of his own tower, the one with a HUGE company logo on it.
So was the idea that no-one would ever question where the toxin originated, or be able to trace it to the source?
Am I missing some brilliant step in his plan here?
It's a movie about talking humanoid turtles, that is one of the least stupid things about the so called plot. Also there are like three TMNT live action threads up
>>78178380
What a fucking stupid stock answer. Just because a story has fantastical elements does not excuse a plot from not making sense.
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if this was 2d it would still be on. the animation style sucked, but the story was good.
>>78178025
It's an action cartoon. It was dead on arrival.
>>78178025
The Execs wanted it dead, 2D or not it would still have died a dog's death.
>>78178025
if your mom was 2d she'd still me on my dick. the oral sex sucked, but the breasts were good.
Who are the greatest villains in the DCU? Who would be in the ultimate Legion of Doom lineup?
>Lex Luthor
>Vandal Savage
>Gorilla Grodd
>Count Vertigo
>The Brain
Who else?
>>78177887
Joker, Scarecrow, Bane, Riddler, Penguin, Two Face, Robin
>>78177994
Which Robin?
>>78177994
Joker would pretty much blow any group for any random shit. Its the last person you would want into a team
Have you been a good boy this year, /co/?
>>78177325
S-shut up, fag! P-po-post more gay!
>>78177461
> Sinestro and Hal dancing jazz
Everything I didn't know I wanted out of this ship.
New Whomp! update
>It's a good entry, but your landing needs some work, boy. Usually, you use your refracting field magic to contain the fire without it harming you, nor snuffing it out. Instead, you now have unsightly burns. Fortunately, healing magic can take care of burns. Unfortunately, that was a magic fire and you need double magic healing for that, and I'm far too drunk to read the double magic book right now.
haha
>>78176826
This is the first time we've seen Ronnie's stepmother.